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I propose a new device more important than any computer or smartphone. It is a device that humanity has always needed yet has always ignored. This device solves the age old riddle of, "I know I smell bad, but is it really that bad?" And also, "Did I just shit my pants?"
In this modern age a man should be able to figure out if he just shit himself within seconds as opposed to waiting minute after minute to know if he shamefully has to throw his underwear away.
A man should be confident in knowing that that shirt CAN take a 4th day on your back without worry.
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that'd actually be really useful, I feel like I smell pretty good but people tell me I smell awful
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>>61985465
You don't need a device for this.
If you have a leaky anus, stop shoving dildos in it.
If you're fat, lose some fucking weight.
Here's a real useful tip.
Take off your shirt and take a nice big whiff in the armpit part.
Your brain filters out smells you're in contact with so naturally, you won't be able to smell yourself.
But if you can smell even a little body odor, you can be sure that people around you can smell you 10 times worse.
Take a fucking shower.
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>>61985845
Umm, someone doesn't realize technology is solely to allow humans to be lazier with each generation. Losing weight and actually cleaning my clothes and taking a shower sounds like work.
I'd rather a device that allowed me to be as disgusting as possible before dealing with it.
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