All right, lads. Let's hear those startup ideas.

>>61980554
Adapter for Apple MacBooks - you can't go wrong with these

It's like tinder but for people who want to fight.

Juice, but delivered to your house!

>>61980665
How would you evoke peoples memory of fight club and domestic terrorism without violating the Fightclub trademark?

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>>61980554
tinder but for fighting
Fightr

>>61980554
a SPA 4chan with better design and features

Selling custom logos for other startups

>>61980554
An image board that shitposts by itself

>>61980554
Kill anime.

>had an idea for a certain kind of social network back in 2009
>fleshed it out pretty well and was already talking to developers
>found out some amerifat had the same idea a few months earlier and was already live
>dropped the idea and didn't looked back
>found out a few months ago that the site closed down two years later
>dodged a bullet
never again.

>>61980554
we don't anymore fucking newsletter companies that burn money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AujdKhmM5A

>>61980820
Would definitely lurk this.

>>61980665
This is actually not a bad idea. Gets rid of bad genes quickly. I may have a chance at women yet. Thanks anon.

Uber but for serial killers.

It's Letterboxd but for TV shows. The kicker? It's not TV Tropes.

Nice try Mark. Not getting my billion dollar idea.

A juice machine
But not a common juice macine
a DRM juice machine
You basically buy bags of juice for a lot of money
And then this machine...brace for it...SQUEEZES these bags
And the juice pours out
You could squeeze the bag by hand, but where is the premium in that?
Also you need the machine to be constantly connected to the net, because it has to check the code of every single bag.
We can't let them use counterfeit bags, you know.

>>61981062
Wow, this is GENIUS! Where is the kickstarter? I'm willing to invest 100 million dollars in this brilliant idea!

>>61981062
I still can't believe americunts bought this.

>>61980687
A pink soap bar as logo

Tindr but for cannibals
Cannibl

>>61980554
internet enabled fruit. We have developed a technology that allows us to put fruit on the internet using a special fruit sticker. This will allow you to track your fruit and allow your fruit to tweet.

Probably a website for hosting altright/ nazi/white pride. Since all their shit has been taken down. A delivery service for their merchandise would probably make you shitloads of money too.

>>61981206
California. Not America.

It's a social media app for shut-ins. It's name is /g/.

>>61980554
apps that make fart noises

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>>61980554
teh same thing facebook, google, and the mainstream media do for marxists but, wait for it, but for libertarians.

too '"racist"? okay.

>>61980665
Shit thats actually not that bad of an idea.

>>61981973
>It's

>>61980698
Rule 1 and 2 fucker.

>>61980665
I actually weatched a movie about your idea. Well kind of a Mashup of IG and Tinder. The movie was called Nerve (2016).


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3531824

fuck kids in VR

A ponzi scheme botnet.

>>61982272
Good idea for a movie, total ultershit the movie they made

>>61981956
more specifically the mega rich investor class of silicon valley, they lost touch with reality in their daily lives a long long time ago

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>>61980554
A decentralized 4chan

>>61981062
I see Apple could be all over this idea. You are natural anon, send them a cv

>>61980554
The next Facebook

>>61981663
Vegetables are using tweeter already

>>61982942
she was fucking great in halt and catch fire.

the Netflix of Dragon Dildos

An app that can bypass the security protocols on a phone and overheat the battery in the middle of the night, possibly causing a fire and killing the owner of the phone.

>>61980554
Crowd funding website explicitly for shutting down hate speech. 10% of all donations go to the SPLC and ADL.

I'm going to make a videogame that's comfy for 4chan autists (the secret club type, not the meme-spouting type) but completely inaccessible for normalfags.

Inb4 >gaming, I'm going to rake in those NEETbux.

>>61986423
EVE Online is already a thing anon.

>>61986453
I was planning for it to be swords and sorcery with lots of ecchi, scantily-clad women so normalfags are afraid to admit they play it. Maybe throw in some borderline furry anthro characters for good measure.

>>61982323
This
Digital feudalism

>>61980698
Normie Meme

>>61986478
>An anti-normalfag WoW
I'll make the logo.

>>61980554
like uber, but for hookers

>>61980665
>>61980698
You gonna get sued.

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>>61986523
That sums it up pretty well.

>>61980554
You know these consumer review sites that allow people to shit talk any service. Something like this but with people, you take photo of some faggot app recognize the guy and you can say he's a faggot anonymously or just attach picture of him getting rammed in the ass. It will also have Facebook implementation so all his friends can see it.

>>61980554
Inflatable rectum balloons with tingly scrapers to clean out you asshole. I call it the Cleando inflatable disposable dildo.

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>>61980783

Tinder but for dogs. Like if you want to breed your dog or something.

>>61982019
t.assblasted /pol/toddler

>>61982942
I like those eyebrows

my company makes a app which has 8 recipes for octopus
please fund

>>61980698
this is good

Sudo the Linux toilet paper. Made from recycled electronics.

>>61980974
This. Our society cares too much about individuals. Let people kill themselves. Alcohol and other drugs are a perfect example of how unfit people are when you take away the safety barriers.

>>61980554

Tinder for the Homeless

>>61980554
Hot dog, or not hot dog

>>61980665
BOT a bad idea....

Uber but for pizza making and delivery. Disrupt the pizza business by distributing it.

>>61982942
Already exists.
https://github.com/majestrate/nntpchan
Now we need a distributed 4chan.

I have an idea to make a gnuless linux distro which actually works

>>61988530
Already exists

>>61980665
really good idea

like tinder but for actual prostitution. I call it hookr

like tinder but for people who want to install gentoo together. I call it /g/

>>61980665
You mean Grindr?

>>61980665
I remember this pasta

like tinder but for /r9k/

>>61981062
pretty sure even big tech companies would throw their money at this!

The FOSS store, help people installa bunch of free software and set it up, charge for tech support
>>61980665
This WAS a thing but got shut down.

>>61982323
you mean bitcoin

>>61980554
An operating system for PCs that's not a piece of fucking shit.

>>61989054
Those already exist in countries that aren't puritanical shitholes.

A new version of the internet where you have to verify your authenticity by using your driver's license. That way you're accountable for your posts and actions.

How about this: an AI to make regular, low quality posts on Facebook to simulate regular use. Feed it some of the shit from normal people and let it learn based off of what other retards post. Then your employer won't look at you funny for not using social media, while also not participating in the botnet yourself.

A social network for people who want to commit mass suicide

>>61989603
Pierdol się Adrian

>>61989674
(;

>>61989131
underrated

Fishing app. Show your location, mark what you're catching/take photo, list your gear/boat etc. with ability to add friends. it could be made as a plugin for social media accounts as well.

Research for a silicon substitute and also quantum computing, powered by fusion.

an app where cute girls show you their dicks

>>61980554
It's like tinder but for NEETs and traps only.

>>61989837
/soc/?

$2000 meme chairs

Crowdsourced price comparison app

Get prices of products from all sort of stores in return for occasionally uploading your receipt when buying stuff so it can be scanned and the prices added to the database.

When taking the picture make it easy to block personal information before uploading it.

Make money by making good use of the collected data. You could sell trends or analytics or recommendations or whatever.

>>61989858
I'll program the driver for the sit timer and beer cooler

Bros just let me know. I know a guy who knows a guy who was once a janitor at GOOGLE that has his new Incubator up.

He mostly incubates for trans multi-ethnic fat Koders but if you have a good idea I'm sure he can fit you in.

Takes 42% (lol) once it gets going. U can be the next Google bro. Just gotta envision.

>>61981663
>internet enabled fruit.
Grindr

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>>61989798
JP - you are the biggest fucking idiot I've ever known.

Kill yourself

yfw your reaction to this.

>>61986270
A lot of apps already do that.

>>61986423
>a videogame that's comfy for 4chan autists
Crypto trading is pretty much it.

Calculator with blue switches

>>61981663
we already have internet enabled fruits, it's called mozilla

>>61985152

Actually she was kind of an ass, I like her more in her episode in black mirror.

Test

Like tinder but for drugs.

>>61980554
employ /g/entoomen for creating logos
shit is SO cash!
>we just need to create a logo for our company

>>61989822
>>61989837
Fund it

>>61989882
So kind of like brickseek?

An app called Hey or Hay and the mascot/logo is a cute cartoon horse. It's a social media/chatting app but you can only send one word at a time.

An app to find empty bathroom stalls.

Called something like shit.ly

>>61980877
Shkreli looks alarmingly like Ashley Jones

>>61986423
Well, there is that lolli kidnapping simulator some anon was in the making.

Smart suicide pills.

Watch company that cuts out the middleman! It's perfect! Never been done before and just think of how many happy customers!! We will call it MVMT.

>>61986423
>the secret club type, not the meme-spouting type
>comfy
>autists
>normalfags
>NEETbux

why would you make a game you're not allowed to play

>>61989663
This, but in a distributed botnet driven by a learning algorithm that makes posts that push the agenda of the operator. Push global culture in whatever direction you choose

I just had the most stupid idea, but it may actually work. If I go on with this project, you all will know.

>>61992728
>Words used correctly are memes

>>61980554
An ISP but without data caps

Normie-friendly version of 4chan with built-in (You) counter.

>>61980665
rumblr

>>61993077
That's all of them.

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Create a site where people voluntarily provide me with info about their lives and interest, sell there data to rack in the profits. But the end goal is to use that data to train my nlp machine and develop the perfect 3D waifu. After I sell billions of them on the global market I cuck every user by making them come home and have a massive orgy with them on Facebook live. Revenge is sweet

>>61987358

Turn it into Shazam for food and you're funded.

>>61989767

>everyone else comes to your spot to steal your fish

>>61986579
Just use Brawlr instead.

>>61989189
I fucking thought no one would remember it. nice dude

>>61980665#
"Congratulations, you have a match"

>An encrypted gigabit meshnet in a city
>for free
>that is all

App that tracks niggers, kikes and mudslimes and warns you when you get too close

>>61996364
Clever.

>>61996364
kek

>>61989858
You mean a Herman memer?

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>>61996439

>>61985054
>>61989430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

an app for yard sales and garage sales where people would help each other find them. mostly automated.

ebay "shopping cart optimizer"
for example you want to buy 10 small items and optimizer finds sellers that sell some of those, and you end with total 5 sellers not 10 sellers

>>61991691
You're just jealous, anon.