A package has arrived in my mail.
>>61973350
Cool.
Inb4 threadripper or mechanical keyboard
dragon dildo
>>61973364
its a keyboard. and i bet its a shitty one at that
>>61973364
na, threadripper wouldent fit
>>61973366
you're the fastest person to ever reply to me
i love you
>>61973365
Assripper
It's pretty heavy for its size. Let me get all of the packaging out first.
>>61973374
have another one my dude
>>61973350
Two foot dragon dildo.
>>61973383
hell yeah
There's a lot of this packaging, probably to prevent any fragile electronics from being damaged
I'll show you my package
>>61973350
it's a box.
cats love boxes, man
This is strange, warm milk bottles and syringes? I'm not sure what it is now actually, I thought it might be an anime figurine or computer part I had incoming.
>>61973424
OwO
>>61973404
[worry]
>>61973445
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>61973445
whatthefuck.jpg
>>61973445
no. dont
>>61973445
hollll up
potentially goos thread
livestream it?
>>61973445
Called it
>>61973467
legendary
>you can ship biodegradable stuff in boxes?
>>61973445
thermal paste?
>>61973445
Been a while since it actually was a dragon dildo.
>>61973485
>>>61973445
>thermal paste?
this guy, huh
>>61973485
retrad
Oh, it was my two bad dragon dildos I ordered all along. Sorry guys, I was sure it was something cool and technology related, which is why I made this thread.
>>61973466
No point in livestreaming an unboxing, and it's been unboxed now already.
>>61973512
Im done with this website
...
>>61973512
Dragon dildos are technology.
>>61973512
alright have fun with them.
>>61973512
oh it's not the unboxing im interested in, buddy
put it to use
>>61973445
>being incontinent is the coolest
>>61973512
I-I suppose you use that with programming socks to improve your code?
kys
>>61973350
I recognize a bad dragon box anywhere.
>>61973544
box dimensions and that fucking tape they use are the biggest tells. I guess I should read the thread before replying to OP in the future though.
>>61973561
MAKE IT SHOOT
>>61973561
>cumtubes
you fucked up my guy
>>61973591
LOL WHAT THE FUCK
>>61973591
LEGENDARY MAN
>Gays are not mentally ill
Disgusting
>>61973591
TF IS THAT BLACK SHIT ON THE FA RIGHT?!?!?!
Give it back
>>61973613
take a guess
>this thread
>>61973591
Are those gaming joysticks?
>>61973591
>How so?
annoying af to clean out
annoying af while using the toy (always underfoot, getting tangled on something)
annoying af to dry after cleaning
eat up a ton of lube from syringe to exit - lots of waste.
Speaking of lube, try coconut oil if you haven't already.
>>61973639
speaking from experience?
ME WANT WEBM OF THAT STICKY STUFF NOW!!!!
WHY IS 4CHAN SO FUCKING GAY
WHY ARE YOU FAGGOTS SO FUCKING DEGENERATE
why are faggots so in your face obnoxious about shoving big pieces of plastic up their asses?
>>61973639
Seconding coconut oil. Safe on silicone toys and works well.
>>61973677
same reason you anime faggots are literal fucking degenerates
>this fucking thread
PURGE
>>61973591
please tell me you're a qt girl(male). otherwise this is fucking disgusting.
>>61973537
I actually do not program at all. I've never had a reason to.
>>61973606
? Who are you talking about? I hope you're not talking about me, the OP. I am straight.
>>61973613
Pic related.
>>61973637
The black thing on the left? It's a fight stick.
>>61973639
It's not annoying to clean. Just shoot water through it and blow into it after you've washed it well. Sometimes it can be annoying and get in the way, but I usually can manage with it there. There will probably be a time where I'll get one without a cumtube, every toy I've got up until now I've wanted one on to get creampied by it uwu
/g/ - Dragon Dildos and Programming Socks
What if OP was grill?
>>61973591
isnt it a bit of a waste to own two xl2430 monitors when you only need 1 144hz monitor for gaymen?
>all these newfags that haven't seen a dragon dildo thread before
>this thread
>>61973716
> I am straight.
Then why so many faux-penises?
>>61973591
brodie whats your steam
add me lets go do shit
H2F[SbF6]
>>61973751
He could never accept 3DPD mancock.
>>61973716
>I actually do not program at all. I've never had a reason to.
/g/ - Technology
>>61973751
Maybe he bought them for his bf?
>>61973712
I am quite small compared to other men and my penis also is quite small. I definitely have an attractive face, though I look more like a male than female, mostly because of my short hair probably (My face isn't very androgynous). I'm also not a fat fuck. I'm not a qt girl (male), but more of just a cuteboy.
>>61973729
Having one 60hz and one 144hz angers me, because of OCD and seeing the 60hz screen jitter when I use it.
>>61973751
The idea of getting fucked by monsters is hot, but I'm not attracted to guys. Cocks are hot, dudes are not, you know?
>>61973758
What would we do? I wouldn't want to add you and then we don't talk or play games. I also don't really like any steam games, most gaymen I do is not on steam.
>>61973676
If you're here you're gay as well anon...
>>61973824
Man come on we'd actually do stuff
Discord atleast?
If you're on league or something I'm down for that too
>>61973824
>>61973856
https://discord.io/ryyy
>>61973824
Cute bois are better than traps and trannies.
>>61973824
If you like it in the ass you're gay
no exceptions
So, this whole board for some reason calls Macs gay to deal with their own issues and essentially damage control? All the biggest faggots on here run Linux or Windows.
Just how ruined is your ass after all of those things.
>>61973994
>Have girlfriend finger your prostate while getting head
>She has vagina and tits
>But down her throat
>Still gay by your logic
Gay would be doing shit with other men or finding other men attractive. Enjoying prostate stimulation is literally just that.
PUT ME IN THE CAP
>>61973374
d-do you love me too???`
>>61973522
What, your first thought wasn't giant fake cock? It was mine.
>>61974127
yes, come on dude
anyone who replies to me i love
>>61973716
>I am straight.
>I've wanted one on to get creampied by it uwu
What did he mean by this?
>>61973591
isn't that a bit homosexual, friendo?
Why are there so many mentally ill people in tech?
>>61974057
>Have girlfriend finger your prostate while getting head
Yep, still gay.
4chan is gay
Damn I really want to shove something huge up my ass after seeing this thread but I need a shit bad
Kill yourself, OP. Being a sexual deviant is only fine when I do it.
>>61974169
Do you mean his anime posters?
>>61974208
no that's just gay
bunch of faggots.
>I'm straight
>giant silicone horsecock that is literally designed to be put in your ass
jesus christ never change /g/
/g/ - dra/g/on dildos
>>61973591
>benq
>DT990
That's gay.
Suck my dick, Reddit.
>>61974290
Not gay as those bose speakers anon.
>>61973445
Never change /g/.
I'm proud.
>>61973591
Post butt!
>>61974183
It's telling when even gay people can get girlfriends and you can't then.
>>61973591
stick as many dildos that will fit in your pooper and post it plz
At least post it up your ass. Fuck this gay thread.
Traps and gay shit aside, who else got anything cool in the mail? I got a case.
>>61973591
you don't own one of these? fucking amateur.
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/World-biggest-super-huge-anal-plug-large-butt-vagina-orgasm-stuffed-dildo-toy-strong-sucker-sex/1966891_32710580538.html
Wow
>>61976690
I don't understand, how does it fit in your ass?
Include me in screencap
if this thread is new to you then please kindly go back to ribbit.com
>>61973880
>Invalid
:<
>>61973512
I fucking called it >>61973390
>>61976690
I got this a week ago
good thread
>>61977109
>>61974095
Fuck off summer it doesn't work like that and who said this is worthy? This isn't 2007
>>61973350
Roommate got a TR 1950X, Enthoo Pro and MSI X399 Gaming Pro Carbon motherboard, and 2x16GB 3200MHz CL15 G. Skill DDR4. I'm waiting for Black Friday to build a new Ryzen-based machine.
>>61977377
Forgot to mention, he was replacing a GA-990FXA-UD3 and an FX-8350
>>61977377
Wow that is quite the upgrade! And does your friend plan do with it anon?
>>61977401
He's a developer in his free time, and no, I don't mean a code monkey. He's also the kind of person that can't bear to close anything so he always has hundreds of browser tabs open along with chat programs, at least one instance of vidya, IDE(s), and all kinds of other random shit. He had 24GB DDR3 in the old machine and he regularly used more than 16GB.
>>61976690
>>61973350
>>61973591
Wizard? I thought you left forever when u got doxxed and Octo posted pictures of you
>>61973824
>cocks are hot
Know how I know you're gay?
>>61974003
What the fuck are you talking about there's nothing fucking gay in this thread?
Bet your posting on Mac right now
Faggot
>>61974150
Love (you) too my man
>>61974162
He meant that he's straight. It's when you're into the opposite gender anon. I know some of you fags have never heard of it but it exists
anybody recommend a good rig for me?
Budget is like 250$
Need at least 7 inches
>>61978506
gtx 650 ti
core 2 quad
2 gb ram
gentoo
>>61977481
Dude that's pretty cool
>>61978513
I can't fit that GPU in my butt though.
I've been using a GT 210 for a while, would low profile GT 730 be a good upgrade?
>>61978528
unfunny asshole pretending to be me, fuck yourself and your nvidia
>>61973350
That's what happens when you take /g/ too seriously. I literally ignored every /g/ advice, today I got a 15 inch rMBP as my main computer and a real (female) 3D white gf that I fuck daily.
>>61976690
I got a power conditioner and new audio cables.
>>61978552
>gf
>not gf (female)
Interesting wording there, anon.
Lots of newfriends itt
>>61978552
I took /g/'s advice and got a thinkpad and got a gf fixing computers anon.
Lmao@u
>>61976690
Got one of these + an X5650 a couple days ago when my DX58SO died. Spent most of yesterday and today re-establishing a 4ghz overclock. I would clock it higher but I need a better case (not this shitty beige antec case), PSU (the 500W Earthwatts aint enough for it and a first gen Fermi card), and cooler to do it (OG H50, might be able to squeeze another 200mhz or so out of the chip before I hit the thermal limit).
>>61978541
You're an unfunny asshole too anon. I chuckled at him
>>61973512
/gay/
>>61978660
>no u
underage sweetie detected
>>61976690
Its good case but the front USB ports wear out and go a bit temperamental after a while.
>>61978695
Project more faggot
>>61978552
>white gf
I'm sorry for you anon, really am
>>61978710
Reply more kid
>>61978752
Okay
>>61973591
Wow... and none of them are human
>>61973397
>>61974150
[replie]...
.
.
holy shit i'm lonely
[not a spam]
>>61973350
My nigga
>>61979244
What model is the yellow-looking one on the far right? Why a green colored rex?
>>61973591
Envy of the world.
>>61979272
All the way to the right is a Medium Austin which is glow in the dark. I only picked a green Rex because it was only $60 on the 2nd hand forum.
>>61979244
>>61979272
Do you guys actually shove those things up your ass?
>>61979767
Why else would any man buy them?
It's not like there's anywhere else to shove them...
>>61979767
they're too expensive to buy as a joke
>>61979787
I dunno. Collectors?
Seems uncomfortable and unpleasant to shove something that big up your ass.
>>61979829
>never shitting
>>61979847
he said up, desu
>>61979829
Eh, It's only flesh. Flesh is malleable, and tends to stretch further than you expect.
You don't start off that big, you start with something much smaller and slowly stretch your way up.
>>61979881
Does it ever go back to original size?
>>61979890
Should do. I don't know if there are any medical records of it, but it's only muscle, which tends to shrink back down if you don't use it for a while.
>>61979870
>not sucking your shits back up your ass before sweet release
>>61979319
>2nd hand forum
>buying second hand dildos
>buying objects, which someone put in their ass, to put them in your ass
>>61980027
>I soak them in bleach for several hours
>then I soak them in 90% alcohol until all the alcohol evaporates
>then I boil it
"B-buh-but it was still in someone's ass! Th-that's not right!"
>>61980053
It's your asshole bro.
>>61980060
I look at it the same way as having sex with someone that isn't a virgin, although I'm certain soap and water used to clean genitals isn't as clean as harsh chemicals and boiling.
>>61980027
Assuming that you would use a dildo,
Would you use a dildo that a girl had used?
>>61980103
The purple dragon tongue you see came from some lesbian. I ended up only spending $20 on it. I made extra sure to clean that one well though, cuz girls have cooties.
>>61980125
The question more goes to people who aren't comfortable with second hand sex toys because "some GUY put this in his ass".
Physically, a girl using it is the same, but is psychologically easier to bear to me.
>>61980141
True. I suppose a crusty minge is better than a shit filled asshole.
>>61980164
Not necessarily that. To me, even using it myself is easier after a girl shoving it in her ass is more acceptable than a guy.
It's an "I don't want to have proxy sexual relations with a man" idea, but I'm totally cool with shoving stuff in my ass.
>>61980190
I just read what I wrote, and I'm sorry it it's retarded. I'm slightly inebriated.
>no programming socks
trash
>grabing cable
>>61973591
Hahaha cap it
whats up with you guys and fake cocks
>>61981487
what's up with you bumping a 2 hour old thread because your curious about fake cocks