>attending a classy event
>hi-tech building
>sudden urge to take a shit
>the toilets require Facebook ID to use them
>tfw botnet toilets
>leave the event
>the nearest building is a gas station
>go straight to the toilets
>they require Facebook ID
>pink_wojak.jpg
>the need to shit makes me crazy
>take off my pants to shit outside
>someone calls zuckerberg
>he teleports at my location and points his phone at me
>he starts streaming at Facebook live
>tfw i am live on every single screen on the planet
>tfw i push but the shit won't come out
>i wake up from the nightmare
>i go shit at my toilet
>tfw zuckerberg wanted to help not to shit my bed while i was sleeping
>tfw a jew helped me
>tfw i am a jew but i dont know it
ok
Glad to hear everything worked out for you.