We asked a hundred people to name something a C++ developer would never say to his girlfriend.
Anything.
Because C++ developers don't have girlfriends.
>>61938885
Damn
>>61938850
I have free time
>>61938885
I only like traps. Females are over-rated.
I don't think I could ever admit to my gf that she isn't real. Her pure, sensitive kokoro wouldn't be able to take it.