Would you buy sexbots if they needed to be linked to the

Could I install gentoo on them?

>>61915285
You could kys yourself dumb tripfag.

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Probably.
Just being honest with myself.

Yes, fuck the botnet.

>>61915278
Only if I could hack it to work locally, which I would probably be able to do because I'm not a useless faggot.

>>61915295
this

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>>61915482

hey anon

>>61915278
When will they stop looking weird? That's more important. They tend to look creepy.

>>61916147
Uncanny Valley. Maybe a few years, maybe a few decades.

>>61915493
>buys sex bot
>not being an useless faggot
choose one

>>61915278
>hidefagging over a sexbot

>>61916435
Threatened gash detected. Nobody who isn't a domesticated nu-male wants to babysit- I mean mean be in a relationship with your useless, undateable, mind-numbing gender.

When the sexbots are advanced enough to make breakfast, clean the room and wash the dishes

>>61915278
Who is this worthless 3d slut?

I need the uncropped OP pic thanks

>>61916518
that's a mombot

>>61915285
no, the boot process is locked down and the firmware is cryptographically signed

>>61916556
That's a wifebot, roastie.

>>61916581
>not fucking your own mom
loser

Probably
I'm a very lonely person

Talking about uncanny valley, I can't watch anything cumberbatch participates in, because his face makes me feel so uneasy. Anyone else?

>>61915278
lol no
my hand has worked well enough for the last decade, no need to try some cloud enabled shittery

Sex bots will be made illegal before they are ever introduced to the general public.

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

>>61915278
Wo is this nicely tanned succubus?

>>61915278
I'd probably stick to masturbator toys like I do when my gf stays at her family for a week
I'm also a normie

>>61916782
how to get a gf???

>>61916839
just bee urself, brah

>>61916851
*does a backflip*

>>61916707
That won't be for long,you can slow down progress but not stop it.

There's too big of market for sexbot, some whiny feminist can't do shit.

>>61915278
>your hardon cum history
> recommends lube

>>61916642
He legitimately triggers uncanny valley in me, if someone on earth was an alien in disguise id bet money on it being him
I dont understand the women that faun over him, i assume its just over his money or the fact that hes in a show they like but id think hed look abhuman enough to overcome that, but guess not

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>>61915278
Why would I buy a sexbot in the first place?

>>61916707
>Men are toxic beings for having sex dolls and projecting personalities on top of them

they can not ban something that can make profits and is good for business. Porn is mostly bought and paid for by men as are sex toys and sex objects.

Also if they make a man version and it does all the stuff to please a female you can bet feminists are not going to say anything then.

>>61917228
hey guys its me again. She broke up with me and im buying a sexbot!

>>61917356
I want a robot of Johnny Castle so I could watch it fuck my robot gf.

>>61917417
>women brakes up with you
>not the other way around
What kind of a pussy are you? Like seriously.

I guess insecure faggots are ready to date anything that touches their dick, no wonder they think women are dumb if they are the ones getting used by them.

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>be me
>buy sexbot
>link it up to the cloud
>fuck it until it buffer overflows
>tfw no sexbot
>tfw party van infront of house because loli sexbot

>>61915462
Great doll desu

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here's your free (as in freedom) and open source sex bot.

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>>61917774
Nice sex bot anon, I like that picture

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>>61917774
FUCK.
Here it is

>>61915278
Sure, if it enables new personality and scenario downloads.

>>61915278
>>61916147
>>61916228
>>61916518
The moment they achieve Westworld like lifelikeness and it can walk down the street and be mistaken for a real human I'm sold, until then these dolls will make you look like an ultra perv.

>>61916724
>>61916547
Looks like Amia Miley, could be wrong tho.

>>61918092
That's a match alright, it's her Massage Creep shoot. Thanks anon!

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>>61916228
Maybe instead of focusing on making them human-like, they could make them more stylized. And maybe some cute robot designs.

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>>61918175
This! Only unlucky dumb normalfags need "realistic" faces.

>>61915278
No.

>>61917620
kek
I love how nobody responds to posts like that because most people here in these threads are virgins or losers and they know it's true

>>61918608
Nobody responds to posts like those because most people here aren't chads

>>61918608
Here's your (You), now stop being a rude samefag.

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>>61916435
bluehair roastie detected

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>>61916435
>yfw you kept annoying man with your green armpit hair, and now they have the means to him you

>>61916147
i, as a necrophile, find them just perfect as they are.

>>61915295
>using a tripcode on an anonymous image board
The only explanation I can come up with is autism

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>>61918552
You got the right idea my nigga.
[spoilers that don't work] I also secretly hope for cute dragon fuckbots. [/spoilers that don't work]

>>61915278
Only if they link to facebook and post on my wall as my gf.

>>61918175
Well, agreed. Stylization of the feminine figure is also pretty hot.

>>61915278
>Would you buy sexbots
I'm fine without sex. I wouldn't buy one even without cloud.

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>>61916556

>>61919950
>Where all the good men?

Dating in their tax bracket.

>>61915278
No, I hope sexbots will be a massive hit so there will be more real wymyn for the likes of me.
No proprietary software botnet there senpai

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>>61917228

>>61919990
Jokes on you, the human genome is patented.

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Fuck yeah I'd buy a sexbot if it's capable of even semi-realistic sex. I.e it doesn't just lay there. Can it ride me cowgirl reliably? If so I'm down.

Although I do enjoy eating freshly cleaned and shaved pussy. Will the sexbot be able to have orgasms? These are things I never really considered until now.

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>>61920031
>Although I do enjoy eating freshly cleaned and shaved pussy
>posts anime
who are you trying to fool

>>61920051
That's right. I forgot. Everyone who watches anime is a loser with a waifu body pillow.

>>61919976
>tax bracket
Spoonfeed please? Like in money sense?

>>61920051
>Frogposter trying to laught at anime poster.

>>61920025
No it's not. We just lack the proper interface to read the source code.

>>61920025
>tfw I'm so worthless nobody would even bother patenting my genes

The normies might steal my memes, but I'm sure they will never show any interest in my genes

>>61920134
>Spoonfeed please? Like in money sense?
They're dating other rich successful people.

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>>61915482

>>61920228
Thanks bro, but rich people dont need to date other rich people at all. Also gold diggers.

>>61920153
you can get a DNA sequencing for like a couple thousand dollars if you want.
No, sections of the human genome have actually been patented and exist as copyrighted intellectual property.

>>61915278
Sauce?

>>61915278
I wouldn't give a fuck at that point. The only thing keeping me employed is to live a decent life so that I can attract a mate. If sexbots were real I'd have a job still to have a decent standard of life. But I wouldn't give a fuck that some company knew I downloaded Gianna Michael's body last night and Grace Joe's body the night before.

>>61915278
faraday cage lol

>>61920278
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_for_Molecular_Pathology_v._Myriad_Genetics,_Inc.

Naturally occuring DNA sequences cannot be patented.
Only artificial ie. non-human.

>>61919950
Wut

>>61922618
You say that now...

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>>61915482

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>>61925709
Sexbots that aren't trying to (unsuccessfully) look human and actually look like my Chinese cartoons when? Dekobot with optional tiny hat variety pack when?

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>>61915482

>>61915482
holy FLIP

>>61915278
To some extent I'd only buy one to do really freaky shit to, and I'd rather not botnets know what I'm into

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>>61915482

>>61916866
*lands on neck*

>>61918900
I'd fuck that robot
Any cute robot faces that are non human?

>>61926963
Ew

>>61920031
>Will the sexbot be able to have orgasms?
i don't think so
but that shouldn't be a problem
most women can't have them either

>>61917417
you never took me up on my offer to program that shit you wanted.

>>61915278
Only if I could install gentoo on their feminine penis

>>61915493

Install Librehoot and SexDollBSD

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>>61918175
Nah. I wanna fuck The Major in real life tbqh

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>>61915462

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>>61918175
Oooh yeah

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>>61915482

>>61929306
T H I C C

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>the cloud
Yes I would buy a sexbot and host """the cloud""" on my comfy OpenBSD desktop using a chroot(8) and pledge(2).

>>61920265
In my county, there are three criteria when choosing partner.
>bloodline
>quality
>personality
So yes, rich need to be with rich because they have those criteria.

>>61915278
She has perfect armpits

absolutely not

>>61929399
thank god i thought i was the only one who wanted to bury my face in there

>>61918152
>>61918092
4chins delivers on the important issues again. Thanks bois

This is my name, this is my hand and that is a boot. Comma comma comma comma comma comma comma comma.

>wanting a bot for sexy time.
>implying bot vaggo is better than orginic varggo

NOPE.jpg
Its orgainic or nothing. IMO.

thank fuck i'm married and have stayed married for 10 years and 1 kid and one on the way.
later losers

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>>61929818
have fun changing diapers while I'm fucking 15 year olds in thailand

>>61915278
I'd just use the money to befriend a lady at office and establish a fucking relationship

>>61930054
Thank you for enrolling on the list. Have a good day, sir!

>>61929383
>bloodline
Say no more, asia where soulless people are right?

>>61929818
>10 years marriage
>only 1 kid on the way
I would say you did something wrong in your marriage or she is just lazy to breed?

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>61915278
Even real GF are all linked to the cloud.
I still have to find a single female that do not use facebook and every other botnet service.

>>61931078
My wife uses facebook, but that's it insofar as botnets. I've managed to get her to convert away from everything else.

Unless it does something other than sex then no. If it does domestic chores sure.

>>61918175
Sadly people have only made cute non human faces that work for animations, I'm yet to find a design for a cute non human face you could physically manufacture and animate.
With Drossel or XJ-9, you'd still need a bunch of flexible latex and shit to cover the face.

If I can get an open source one that looks like pic related then I'm in.

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>>61932755
>pic related
>forget pic

>>61932763
Hate that movie cause it makes me feel bad too much

>>61916839
Pure luck, I met her online

>>61915278
>linked to the cloud
Do you even know what this means, anon?

>>61933289
Why? Is it because you identified to the bald guy killed by his own machine or to the sissy blonde dude?

>>61915278
Better be careful, they'll throw you in jail if you try to get one shipped to Britain.