>wake up in a pure white room >Pure nothingness besides

>>61896548
>pull my handy dandy Gentoo USB out of my ass
>install Gentoo

I smiled

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Microshaft BLOWN THE BTFO OUT

>>61896548
Browse to the MS Store and buy 10 Pro license with your mom's credit-card.

Could god create a malware so terrible he himself couldn't uninstall it?

>>61896548
if I have infinite time sooner or later I can find a privilege escalation zero-day anyway

>>61896648
What if there isn't one?

>>61896548
you can upgrade to home edition for free it's just a stripped down windows for people who always fuck up their machines.

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>mfw this is what hell is really like

>>61897336
>sorry, upgrading to home premium is not available. You can buy pro for a quick, one time fee of $49
>Check bank account
>No monies
Stuck

Forever

>>61897626
>>>61897336
>>sorry, upgrading to home premium is not available. You can buy pro for a quick, one time fee of $49
>>Check bank account
>>No monies
>Stuck
>Forever
FTP to microsoft, get diskimage of Win 7 N,
FTP hirens, wipe drive, install Win 7 N.

Rip satans pants down, slip him the meat.

>>61896548
i hate steve jobs

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mftw i always carry around a windows 7 ultimate usb flash drive with me and also a tails usb

>>61898268
But you're naked

>>61898292
I keep it in my ass then

>>61897626
We're the hacker known as 4chan, we can steal a credit card using nothing but edge.

>>61896569
>having to ram a stick up your ass
>not having an USB stick disguised as a tooth in your jaw

Better pirate gentoo

>>61900466
>he can't reproduce a perfect gentoo iso using nothing but notepad

>>61900575

>Can't install gentoo by nutting in USB port

>>61896548
At least it's not Linux

>>61902119
interjection

>>61896548

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>go to Google.com
>search for Debian
>download iso
>open diskpart
>make myself a partition past the windows one
>unpack the iso
>go back into diskpart
>shrink Deb iso partition
>set as active
>leave rest of disk after unallocated
>reboot
>install Debian to the unallocated space
>install grub to be able to get into windows again
>done.

>>61902278
does windows 10 s have a command prompt or diskpart available?

>>61896647
That's what niggers are

Lets be real, satan would not have given you an administrator account.

>>61902299
I would like to think so.

>>61902328
So escalate privileges yourself.
Are you new?

Hell is 16kb/s internet connection.

>>61896548
>wait(tm) for a vulnerability in the os
>escalate privileges(trigger warning)
>shrink partition
>create new one
>write gentoo install medium on it
>find a way to install grub from within windows
>reboot
>install gentoo

>>61900355
kek

>you look closely at your internet connection.
>you find it as cat 6 cable
>decently quality.
>you then go ahead and run a speed test
>1.0gbps down, 0.9gbps up
>falling a bit back, you are astonished
>but you notice something strange, an inconsistency
>you start diving deeper and are horrified with the result.
>95% packets transmitted are lost
>of the 5% that make it, 33% are coming back with 1 second of latency
>of the remaining 66% of packets, 25% miss a crc checksum
>and 50% have a damaged SSL certificate
>you are in tears at this point, as you attempt to download a file
>the estimated time is worse then windows 98

>>61902055
>not somehow manipulating all the atoms in the universe since time immemorial to eventually create a Gentoo drive into your pocket

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>>61903172
YOU ASSHOLE

>>61902407
You can't shrink your partition because your hard drive is full of candy crush clones from the windows store and you're not on an admin account

>>61903172
>The ethernet cable actually connects to a router in repeater mode
>That router is connected to a public wifi at McDonald's
>A McDonald's that's just slightly out of range so connection is usually intermittent

>>61906799
Don't make me cry

>>61896569
>G:\ is not accessible.

>The file or directory is corrupted and unreadable.

>>61902308
they're just a fork bomb

>>61906799
>overclock my hdd
>get another terabyte