I don't even care what else you'd use, I just want

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I don't even care what else you'd use, I just want to know who the hell think any part of Windows is okay?
>still have to wait 60 seconds to get past the boot logo because some hack MS put in to speed up boot didn't actually work
>"Installing Updates... Restarting..."
>does it again because some of those updates didn't install the first time for some reason
>managed to get to the kitchen and reheat some pizza by the time the actual login screen appears
>can't contact Microsoft account server, can't actually log in until I go reboot the router
>finally get to desktop
>wallpaper got reset to default because my profile settings got corrupted or some bullshit
>decide to fix it later, open firefox
>gpu spins up to 75% usage because a beige background and a single png apparently need to be hardware accelerated now
>open newegg because i wanted to buy a bluetooth speaker for my phone in the car
>gpu driver crashes over some obscure directx call, bluescreen
>boots back up
>"Installing updates..."

as opposed to say, linux or mac or whatever:
>power on
>login screen in 20 seconds, and only that slow because i have a platter drive
>enter password, get desktop
>open firefox
>open thunderbird
>absolutely everything is normal