hey /g/ i just found this thing at my grandmas house. what

>>61886351
2 Channel Signal Generator.

>>61886351
Google tells me it's some alternative medicine bullshit that sends out frequencies to scare away germs or some shit.

>>61886351
Could be a heart pacer monitor. How about ask your grandma. Monitors are written in forth, by the way.

>>61886351
It lures in ghosts

looks like a signal generator with 2 channels.
Give it back Jamal.

it gives you 2 free tv channels ;^)

>>61886351
You need to find out whether it can play Doom.

>>61886351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx-K1Z3JTXM

>>61886351
neat fingerbox

>>61886502
its a rife machine ?
do these things really do anything or is it just bs.

>>61886351
This >>61886414

>>61886502
How does this dude have a job?

>>61886351
Didn't we have this exact thread a year ago?

>>61886392
what can i do with it?

>>61886972
generate 2 channel signals

>>61887024
and that can be used for or to produce what

>>61886351
We had this thread last year.

>>61886947
>>61887087
>>>/r9k/

>>61887024
can it be used to make music like a car amplifier it looks like one.

>>61887100
Why should I go to /r9k/?

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>>61886620
>its a rife machine ?
>do these things really do anything or is it just bs.

Well unless you can observe the thing go poof under a rife microscope, then yeah it is bullshit.

>>61887141
why would the government and medical industry want to suppress the rife technology ?

>>61887198
Then didn't. It doesn't work to cure cancer and at the time electron microscopes were new and superior to everything out there, except an unproven quartz microscope.

>>61887053
2 channels

>>61886947
>>61887087
This, same shit

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>>61886351

>>61887290
how do you remember ?

>>61887454
>grandma house
>cum ghost machine

>>61886351
>i just found this thing at my grandmas house.
Bullshit alternative medicine device. Your grandma was scammed by some snake oil salesman.

>>61887619
it works.. the Illuminati suppressed rifes work. just like tesla.

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>>61887454

>>61886351
Hook it up to an oscilloscope

>>61886351
It's a ghost detector.

>>61886351
called a Rife Machine

uses radio frequency to kill cancer(so they say)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx-K1Z3JTXM

>>61886351
what comes on the screen if you turn it on?

>>61886351
Spooky Scary Signalgen

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>>61887678
hey /g/
i just found this thing at my grandmas house.
what does it do ?

It dougs

it keeps her alive Anon! quick, plug it back in!

>>61886351
This thing is used if you have tensed muscels on neck or shoulders. It will send little electro shocks that tense the muscles so the tension can be released.

>>61886351
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signal_generator
I don't know what the fuck a "Rife" machine is, but a signal generator generates a signal such as a sine wave or square wave.

>>61890531
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscilloscope
Measures signals.

redpill me on rife microscopes /g/

>>61886413
Holy shit really? How do you know?

Well apparently it can be used for TENS, so it's not completely useless bunk.

>>61887288
10/10 made me chuckle

>>61886351
Xiaomi Flux capacitor, updated version.