holy shit this is retarded

okay

>he doesn't have a wifi-connected salt dispenser that can query a remote database in the cloud and apply the right amount of salt for best taste depending on the dish

>>61872959
I bet node is running on it

>>61873045
>he doesn't have a wifi connected salt dispenser
I do, it's called Twitch chat

>>61873205
Kek

>>61872959
>inb4 they get sued by apple and mcdonalds

>>61873205
top kek

>>61872959
almost as bad as this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero

>you'll never get $140 million for a juicing machine

>>61873351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

>>61872959
But if you don't have a smart salt dispenser how the fuck do you know when you've got just the right amount of salt on your food?

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>get a salt dispenser from mom
>it's not smart

Legitimately cannot tell if this is parody

>>61873205
>>61873247
>>61873310
>reading twitch chat
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.

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>To use the Smalt app you can shake your phone or pinch the screen to dispense salt, which the shaker dumps into a removable tray at the base of the device. The shaker runs on rechargeable batteries that last for up to four hours.

>>61874551
It's apparently a real indiegogo project.

>>61874662
>4 hours
>a fucking can of salt

Are smart accessories our generations equivalent of healing crystals?

>>61874736
Pet rocks.

This is like the dotcom bubble all over again. The stupidest shit will get funding if you say "cloud" and "iot".

>>61872959
>salt dispenser sets the mood

what a fucking lame party.

>>61874662
>forget to charge your salt shaker
>have to eat bland food

>>61872959
looks like someone watches cr1tikal

>>61874595
>not using reddit for salt dispensing

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>>61875658
The future was a mistake

>plebs ITT that actually have to season their food

I assumed everyone here was making high 5 / low 6 figs

>>61878209
hello whytboi

Like a great man once said, any Kickstarter faggotry which tries to sell itself by using 'the world's first' is automatically shit.

>>61874662
>Wow, Rich Tyrone! So cool~

>Not making your own vegisalt in a wood fuel stove
max pleb

/ck/'s

>>61873045
I do its call a sjw

>>61879036
You're 8 hours late, the joke's been made.

21st century timeline is a mistake!

Will the golden ages like the 90's, ever going to come back?

>>61874662
>Having to go through all that bullshit just to put salt on your food

This thing will never sell. Whoever came up with this idea should have their cock whipped.

is this another juicero in the making?
man, you americans are so pumped on consumerism, this is probably gonna receive half a billion of seed capital.

>>61873404
That was pretty fucking interesting to watch. I wish I was manly enough to have an appreciation for that type of stuff the way that guy does.

>>61872959
So it's an Echo that dispenses salt? Well shit, unlike an Echo this thing actually has a utility.

>>61878209
>t.mormon

>>61880890
Nope. It links to your Echo to dispense salt on voice command.

>>61873205
>>61873247
>>61873310

18+

>>61883046
>anyone who doesn't like what I like is underage
A very underage opinion of you, did you know this board is 18+?

>>61874662
the future sure is great. what will the come up with next.
maybe instead of shaking your phone, they could make a small device you can shake which puts salt directly on your food.

maybe if it was a little robot that walks over to your plate and shakes salt on it.

>>61879237
Yeah in the 90s you only had sensible products like Beanie Babies.

>>61872959
This thread is golden, saved for future reference

>>61875658
>rely exclusively on salt to season your food
Fucking white people

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Why do you guys hate progress?

>>61873045
>apply the right amount of salt for best taste depending on the dish
SNAKE OIL.
How does it know the chef isn't an idiot an oversalted the dish already?

It's just another home spy device.

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>>61884646
non-whites need no salt because they're already salty as fuck

>>61872959
Why so salty OP?

My SALT DISPENSER IS NOW GOING TO BE A BOTNET

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>>61873205
unfunny anon

Also, 18+

>>61884733
>sir, it seems the smart fridge is too far away from the dinner table to pick up conversations, what can we do?
>I've got an idea...

>>61885077
Who is this semen demon?

>>61885077
>posts 18+
>posts a childrens cartoon

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>literally just a salt shaker + LED bluetooth speaker
>people are losing their minds over this

>>61873205
haHAahaA KABBA X-D

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>>61872959
>tfw dumber than my salt dispenser

>>61873205
K
E
K

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>>61886607
A bat

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>Smart Watches
>Smart Phone
>Smart Thermostat
>Smart Cigarette
>Smart Lightbulb
>Smart Outlet
>Smart Lock
>Smart Car
>Smart Bike
>Smart Refrigerator
>Smart Dishwasher
>Smart Microwave
>Smart Salt Shaker
This timeline has gotten out of control.

>>61872959
So how's this swindle called now? Saltero?

>>61889263
What show?

>>61889541
How fucking new are you?

>>61889576
I'm sorry that I don't know every chink cartoon.

>>61889576
Not him, but I've been here for over decade and I don't know it.

>>61889602
>>61889758

https://whatanime.ga/
This is the image search engine used in 4chan x for anime.

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>>61889790

>>61889790
Those reverse animu engines never work.

>>61889821
WAIT usually does for me but not this time.

>>61889821
>>61889829

Google Images brings up a link to 4chan archive on
>>61889263

It's from one of the monogatari anime

>>61889821
You're a blatant newfag and you should kill yourself.
Before you do that though, do yourself a favor and watch bakemonogatari

>>61890624
pls
They work when someone posts some fan art. But they always struggle with some cropped screenshot reaction faces.

>charge your phone
>charge your laptop
>charge your car
>charge your watch
>charge you headphones
>charge your salt and pepper shakers

im running out of outlets here what will need to be charged for no reason next my chair? or maybe my shoes? whwn will this insanity end?

>>61890788
Wireless charging could work if your entire house did it automatically, but the electricity bill would be astronomical and you'd get cancer in a year.

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>>61875658
Holy shit 10/10

>>61890931
no the solution is stop putting computers in places they dont belong and stop removing ports that are still very actively used let a toaster be a toaster let a fridge be a fridge not everything needs to be made into a bloody smart device

I guess it could work pretty good if you glued it onto your ceiling above the table so when you order the salt it magically falls from the sky.

>>61891515
You'd have to take it down every 4 hours to change the batteries

>>61891731
Or attach a rotating battery magazine that lasts a week.

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>>61873205

>>61874722
>indiegogo
It's a scam

>>61874722
>real
>indiegogo project
Why don't you think about what you just said?

>>61872959
The Internet of things is getting out of hand

>>61884718
What
Why
How

>>61873205
LOL!

>smart x

I have a feeling these people are compensating something.

>>61891492
>removing ports people still use
>people still use RS232 and printer ports
Grow up and lern2usb or buy a computer with GPIO ports.

>>61891890
shit forgot """""" """"""

>>61873205
My sides

>>61872959
The real question here is whether or not it requires proprietary salt with DRM.

>>61884718
Does give voltage to a circuit in a smart way?

>>61892437
>gotta get the 300$ attachment grinder.
>insert the space-age proprietary packaged bag of salt into the grinder.
>grinder unseals the bag and crushes the salt.
for best results, the salt bags must be used within 6 months of the sell by date.

>>61892494
ive seen these at Home Depot.
its meant for basic battery powered smoke detectors
it connects to your wifi.
you'll receive notifications when your smoke detector goes off or when the battery needs replacing
its not a bad idea if you don't plan on having a dedicated system or some home monitoring service.
not sure how well it actually is though.

>>61872959
https://youtu.be/mnBBst7eJwc

>>61892958
>its meant for basic battery powered smoke detectors
>that beep when the batteries expire
>and don't cost $60 EACH to replace
May as well buy a smart smoke detector, at that rate. Jesus.
>IoT pro tip: always put the smarts in the most consumable part of the device

>>61873205
You must relocate back to your home board of /v/.

>>61873205
muh gaymin
fuck you

>>61874662
should make it so that it pours salt whenever i shake my dick that way i can fap and eat at the same time

>>61893071
replacement battery is $10
the beep can be silenced. i have no idea how it works.

>>61873205
lul

its neat that it weights out ingredients for you
thats kind of a cool concept

kind of stupid that its not weighing out the salt though, how the hell are you supposed to measure sodium based on dry volume without weighing anything.

I can envision a smart herb and spice dispenser that can selectively drop and weigh a varienty of herbs and spices, with presets in the app for some gimmicky pre selected herb blends. I can see a product like that selling well

>>61893321
>I can envision a smart herb and spice dispenser that can selectively drop and weigh a varienty of herbs and spices, with presets in the app for some gimmicky pre selected herb blends. I can see a product like that selling well
That's a thousand times better.

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>>61889809

>>61893219
Fill it with lube so you can wave your dick and receive the lube automatically.

>>61893288
The wifi battery is nearer to $100 than $0.
You're expected to replace the smoke detector battery yearly or more. Just follow the routine of changing batteries when DST starts instead of playing whack-a-mole, especially if you're e.g. a landlord that needs to physically visit their properties to shut the wifi battery up.
>alerted when it goes off
Like that's going to help anything.

>>61893321
I would almost buy that. Imagine Italian, Mexican, French, Cajun cartridges. You could just possibly make more money per ounce on that than ink jet cartridges.
>buying dried herbs
Nah.

>>61893178
Tell that to 90% of the /g/ that fights over videocards

>>61893542
>The wifi battery is nearer to $100 than $0.
its closer to $0 than it is to $100 (its $34.99)
and again, replacement batteries are $10
9v energizer batteries are 2 for $13.28 (or $6.64/ea)
advertises that it lasts 5+ years (amazon reviews say it averages about a year)
>alerted when it goes off
it does help.
your out on vacation.
you get notified that something in your house is burning
you notify your neighbor
neighbor calls 911

not saying its the best thing since sliced bread.

>>61873205
The amount le epic (you)s proves how under age this fucking /g/aymer board is.

>>61894199
t. Assblasted "not-like-everyone-else"

>>61894199
>t.proprietary salt vendor

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>>61894577
This thread truly is amazing

>>61892958
>>61884718
lol, wouldn't this tech just drain it faster too? I'm sure some dumb cunt will fall for it.

>>61889602
> I'm sorry that I don't know every chink cartoon
This is the fucking masterpiece. THE. FUCKING. MASTERPIECE. If you don't know it, you don't watch anime at all (Naruto doesn't counts).

>>61894199
t. only good post in this thread (i used the 2015 t. meme so you know I'm right guys)

>>61873205
>watching other people playing video games
I never understood this meme. Can someone explain please?

>>61891800
>battery magazine
They would probably make it a proprietary battery clip which require DRM protected tools to swap the batteries out of it

Another stupid thing that's going to become part of the Hajime/Mirai botnet, COOL!

>>61872959
We are officially out of ideas for new crap. Nothing we could possibly invent will actually improve our lives. We have reached peak stuff.

What a time to be alive.