>the absolute state of Microsoft

>>61861612
>using Botnet 10

What a most excellent goy.

>>61861612
Stop running so many services then
>install a million programs
>no how can this be! i have a million programs running!

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>>61861612
>Windows
Found your problem

Is svchost equivalent to systemd?

>>61862202
It's the service host process, previously in Windows multiple services would be run by a single service host for some sort of performance reasons, but it hasn't been necessary in a decade so they gave each service its own service host in 10.

>>61862256
>so they gave each service its own service host in 10.

Sounds like Indian coding to me, desu. Poo and inefficient under the hood.

>>61861612
>windows 10
Enjoy your botnet.

>>61862318
How so? When one service host contains multiple services, a crash can take out multiple services at once instead of just the one that crashed. The only negative is slightly higher resource usage (to a degree that was only relevant on hardware from 15 years ago) and a more cluttered process list.

>>61862449
>t. Mahatma Poogdi

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>>61861612

>>61864635
>Go to the jungle and find a horse
>horse
"horse"

>>61862318
>>61862841
>haha I don't really have any clue about software engineering, I'm just here for le poo memes xD
the state of /g/

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>>61861612

This is really good b8 to find out who on /g/ is a normfag.

What are the linux/macos equivalents? Images that normfags will freak out over because they don't understand tech when it's literally nothing.

>>61862841
Ya know, you could just admit you have no idea how this shit works, you might even find people will fill in the gaps if you ask the right questions and stop acting like a cunt.

The Apple Macbook Pro with Retina Display doesn't have this problem.

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>>61861648
>>61862256
But OP has posted windows 7. Pic related, Windows 10 task man with named services. OP is just malwared as fuck and is too stupid to even realise, and you faggots aren't much better.

>>61867000
it's win10 you retarded fuck
the details tab

>>61867000
imagine being this retarded

>OP is really hungry for dicks
>his bag of dicks is empty
>"how do i get more? let's enable every service and shitpost the result on /g/!"

>>61867524
>Pajeet is really desperate for a loo
>his pouch of rupees is empty
>"How do I get more? Let's shill for Microsoft on /g/?"

>>61867570
see >>61866802
that's how it should look like if you're not a secretary at a small private company that got employed to pick up pencils

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>>61867603
I did a fresh install literally eight hours ago and this is what it looks like. Nothing running except Furrycux and my VPN client.

>>61862352
Are you saying Google is Microsoft now?

>>61867792
Use the processes tab to actually see what the hosts are doing. Then go into services and disable that of which you fully understand you don't need.

Good luck!

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>>61867792
>I did a fresh install
>Nothing running except Furrycux and my VPN client.
Because those aren't windows services you imbecile, a fresh install will do nothing about that. Open run, type in services.msc and disable shit that you deem unworthy of ever running again.

>>61867938
>>61867948
>It's okay for an OS to be complete shit out of the box! Just disable half its features to fix it!

Really earning your 0.1 cents a post today, guys.

>>61868181
You mean like shitnux? kek

>>61868181
>implying it's okay
How about you stop putting words in my mouth, get on your knees an i put something else in your mouth

>>61866951
>running 100 service hosts instead of being efficient

Yeah, great coding there, Pajeet.

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>>61867938
>>61867948
microcux doesn't exactly make that easy
>>inb4 jewgle it, I'm just saying they don't make it easy on us

>>61868181
>Windows comes with x services enabled by default
>not everyone needs them so you can disable them if you want
>haha wooow microshit wangblows does it again need to disable half of its features for it to be usable

>>61868611
Going into services and clicking disable and restarting is pretty easy desu
Although they can always make it easier by adding more option toggles to the Windows Install screen under some 'advanced options' setting to normfags don't fuck up their computer like they usually do.

>>61868643
Yes! This! Ganesha watch over you and your family my friend.

>>61868697
You cannot disable those session-generated services from services.msc. It throws an error about an incorrect parameter if you try and disable them. You have to dig in the registry to disable them.

>>61864635
This is a straight rip from a Windows XP 3D Barbie adventure platformer I used to play as a kid.

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>not using processxp

>>61868898
>just add more bloat so you can browse bloat brah

systemd is better

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>when everything is not a file

>>61868706
Hilarious and original post.

>>61869849
Everything is bloat, everything is botnet. Fuck off /g/.

Poo on the loo programming

>>61862256
:^) Oh, what to do with all these extra resources!

>>61862146
I don't know.

I only have my browser, GPU drivers, and audio drivers(which Windows installed automatically) as the only programs installed, and I tried to disable as many services as I possibly could, but I STILL have 47 svchost.exe processes. Fucking 90 in total.

I remember Windows 7 only had around 40 or so running processes every time I checked.

>>61862146
I think the problem is that it installs those programs by default for you, many of which you literally cannot disable.

>>61870153
Previous versions of Windows had lower svchost process counts because a single svchost would run multiple services.

>>61870045
>Everything is bloat, everything is botnet
and you have to point it all out.

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>>61870153
>I remember Windows 7 only had around 40 or so running processes every time I checked.

You disgust me.

>>61868597
*That* is the efficient way of doing it. It's faster, safer and probably easier to implement than letting the same process run all services. Stop acting like and edgy 13yo faggot and accept the fact that you don't know jack shit.

>>61868597
It's slightly less efficient (less than a few MiB of "wasted" memory) but it means that one service crashing doesn't cause other services to crash. The original system was designed in the late 90s for late 90s hardware, so it was necessary to group them together regardless of what negative effects it had.

>>61870302
Actually, the faster, safer and easier way of doing it is to not HAVE that many services in the first place, regardless of what process they're running in.

>>61870173
Windows is designed primarily for normalfags, so the model of bundling everything and letting you decide what to remove works better than bundling nothing and letting you decide what to add.

>you literally cannot disable.
I haven't found a non-system critical process that I can't kill.

>>61870333
Damn, you sure are right... Hell, why even have an OS at this point?

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>>61870031
>le everything is a file
fuck your outdated loonix crap, that's why it's slow and buggy as fuck

>>61870356
Did you know that mono on linux is faster than .net on windows?

Ok

>>61861612
and yet somehow on a laptop it gets longer battery life than linux running without a de

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>>61870364
if loonix was any good it would be way more popular, stop deluding yourself. linux is ONLY good for servers and POS

>>61870353
Haha yes my dude how about we just have a computer that doesn't even turn on so it doesn't use up so many resources

>>61870406
It's so good on servers because it's faster.

>>61861612
Why does this matter? Like really do you guys have nothing better to do? How boring are your lives?

>>61870443
Your life must be boring to to make that kind of post.

>>61870337
Which would be fair enough, if they didn't bundle some truly retarded shit with Windows that not even 2-5% of the userbase knows about. The idea is sound in theory, but they couldn't even do that right. Look at the default drivers that are included which take up anywhere from 5-10 gigabytes of space depending on your installation. It's all really obscure shit for 20 year old HP printers that nobody even uses anymore, and outdated GPU drivers for all vendors that your system is going to automatically replace with a newer one before it even finishes booting, if you have a working internet connection.

They include a ton of shit that genuinely nobody uses or cares about, and fail to include a lot of important shit that WOULD be beneficial for the users. At least they have a somewhat competent antimalware program and a browser in Win10, despite both being piles of trash.

>I haven't found a non-system critical process that I can't kill.
I don't have a Win10 VM on hand at the moment, but I'm fairly sure they added a lot of "critical" processes compared to the ones Win7 had, and changed a lot of them to be "critical" too like Windows Defender, the Task Scheduler and a bunch of other shit. You can still "disable" them by manually renaming their executables/DLLs or some by using the CLI service manager, but it's a far less ideal situation than it was on Win7.

>>61870353
>le unused RAM is wasted RAM argument

>>61870353
>your desktop OS requires phone services
>touch screen services
>botnet p2p upload services (to save microshaft bandwidth monies, and to spy on people easier)
>your OS requires nonstop reading/writing of every mouse/keystroke (for nothing malicious, microsoft would never sell such data to third parties, don't worry)
i'm sure there's countless more worthless/straight up malicious services that are started and impossible to stop/prevent from startup
as if any of this shit is required let alone wanted by even a tenth of the pc userbase

>>61870473
Sure got me dude. Congrats. What happens next?

>>61870500
I guess I'll masturbate to anime porn. What about you?

>>61870498
Don't forget Windows Update which inevitably shits itself trying to write the same file over and over again, using up 60% of your CPU.

>>61870406
linux is doing well on the desktop, we are loosing more on the server market.

>>61870507
What fetishes?

>>61870507
Haha already did to the superior porn, clop. Now I'm gonna study Javascript because the bootcamp I went to never actually taught it.

>>61870535
i like vanilla

>>61870536
>the bootcamp I went to
lmao @ ur life
>>61870535
What >>61870552 said.

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>>61870552
>>61870564

>>61870587
Tell us about your superior fetishes. Could it be NTR?

>>61870424
Sounds good desu

>>61870496
> le straw man argument

>>61870498
> Windows is bad and Microsoft is botnet
Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

>>61870601
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.

is it a coincidence that most people good at MS shit (enterprise, helpdesk, whatever) are gaymers?

>>61862256
Why the fuck does a service need a "service host" in this silly OS? UNIX doesn't need such fuckery.

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oh?

>>61862449
The poo part is that they did not remove svhost after they made that change.

>>61867000
>he does not use only the details tab

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>tfw not a single svchost.exe shit

>>61870356
>amdfags are anti-free
Who would expect otherwise? After all their shitty company not only did they refuse to allow the management backdoor engine to be disabled but they also declined to release its code.

>>61871666
how process from all user?

>>61870535
feet, pantyhose, tickling, cuckolding, chastity, bondage, humiliation, femdom, cbt, ballbusting, pegging, cunnilingus.

>>61871801
>cuckolding
*netorare
And to add, gagging

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>>61868781
>3D Barbie adventure platformer I used to play as a kid.
What the fuck anon, stop being so massively gay.

>>61862256
If I gave you 10 large letters to open or 100 small ones, which will you do quicker?

Pajeet you're a fucking retard

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>>61872303
>lose a big latter
>lose 10 process