>he doesn't clean his monitor with a soft microfiber

>>61835141
>he needs to clean his monitor
Why are you eat next to your monitor?

>>61835521
>He doesn't shoot loads of cum on his monitor
Normies

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>>61835609
>he faps

>>61835609
> he cleans the shot cum off his monitors
mega normies

>>61835630
Naw he get fucked in the ass and nuts like in the african news animes

>he doesn't clean his monitor with a Martha Stewart 1000-thread count terry cloth and a spit-take of Merlot after laughing at your BFF Lisa's latest meme, god she's gotten fat! Live laugh love!

>>61835719
>he doesn't just buy a job lot of 500 Dell 17" TFT monitors and chuck one out every week after it gets too sticky

Idiots. I bet you wash your plates too.

>>61835141
>he doesn't clean his monitor with 70% rubbing alcohol

>>61835609
>he doesn't have a cum catcher
it's like you fap for pleasure

>>61835845
same, but only one monitor and 350 screen protectors i peel off daily

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>>61835141
>he doesnt use windex+toilet paper
pleb

>>61835845
>He doesn't use his monitor as plate
Top fucking pleb, I bet you use toilet paper to wipe as well.

>>61836106
>he doesn't suspend a plastic bag in the toilet bowl to catch his shit

lol keep wasting water on those flushes faggot

>>61836137
>He doesn't have pooboxes next to his pissbottles
How's it like wasting time on the toilet?

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Step aside

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>buy new monitor
>dead black pixel
>return
>buy new monitor
>dead bright pixel
>return
I fully support the nuclear annihilation of China.

>>61835141
>distilled white vinegar
>not isopropyl alcohol
Fucking amateur

>>61835141
I clean it with whatever the fuck I want.
Usually 70% alcohol and a clean paper towel
sometimes water and a paper towel
occasionally a cum rag and spit. fuck you.

>>61836918
>dead bright pixel
Did you try to unstuck it?

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>Making your monitor smell like vinegar
Your bedroom overall must smell weird

>>61836924
Isopropyl alcohol can fuck plastic up. I stopped using it to clean screens a long time ago. White vinegar works but the smell is shit and you have to do a lot of wiping to get the screen clean. A microfiber wet with a bit of distilled water is best. Unless your display is really greasy no solvent should be necessary.

>>61839014
It can fuck up certain types of plastic. Youd know if it fucks shit up the first time it touches the plastic.

I had some color filters in a drawer and spilled a bottle of alcohol and it went into the drawer. The plastic basically melted on the surface instantly.

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>>61835141
>Using a liquid that fucking stinks instead of special cleaner
I'm not surprised, poorfags smell bad anyways

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>>61835141
>white vinegar
>white

>>61835141
Only scientologists use vinegar to clean glass.