Bravo Intel

>>61831643
It must have a level to measure a slope of a machine.

>>61831643
It's for servers and shit, not for your laptop.

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>>61831660
Here, costs $5

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>>61831673
I laughed.

>>61831662
Great, thats just what need, 1400mm deep racks which require cable ladders be moved

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>>61831643
Intel is finally getting the idea, wider is better.

>>61831643
Botnet.

>>61831749
Everything is botnet.

Your admin bored out of his mind? Pull out one of these, pick up a friend and go for the most expensive swordfight ever.

>>61831643
It should've been something like rU7erXXX!_dominate -factor with leds.

325.35mm long
They couldn't even measure their own standard correctly.

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>>61831718
W I D E R

depending on how this mounts, this could be really good or absolutely trash.

>>61831643
Is this an actual thing? Why would they do that?

>>61832109
There's no way this won't mount in any other way than vertical, PCie connectors are at the end.

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>>61832250
Oaah, they are trying to create proprietary form factor trying shutdown Epyc. At first this seemed really weird but now I get it.

>>61832250
And you only have to replace the Optane modules once a month, what a bargain.

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>>61832040
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>>61831643
>>61832040
>>61833536
>wider, taller, and thicker components
is this the best timeline?

>>61831643
Out of curiosity how exactly is optane different from having something like a page file on an SSD?

>>61833536
For some reason, I wouldn't even be mad if CPUs looked like that. And I have no idea why.

>>61833612
That is just the lid, you fucking retard
Saged

>>61833729
But imagine stacked cpus

>>61834262
I imagine the heat would melt the cpu through the motherboard.

>>61834290
Create 3D watercooling

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>>61832250
Can someone explain to me why intel always comes out with amazing sounding shit like this and then I see Samsung kick their anal cavity in with the same if not better storage technology based on open standards?

Like wtf is this shit? a bunch of dazy chained NVMe SSDs on fiber channel?

>>61832250
if you look at the thumbnail from far away, it looks like a diagram of ovaries.

>>61834364
Its just a PCI-E SSD designed to fit in a 1U server rack with better space efficiency.

>>61834312
Is this really not a thing yet? It sounds pretty easy to do.

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>>61832040

reminds me of when intel was good

>>61833612
8 million cores

>>61833604
Should be faster with less latency, but a lot more expensive. I'd probably just buy more RAM.

>>61836287
But it's not as fast as Samsungs and the latencies are at 950/960 pro levels. Optane is a joke.

>>61834734
>new shape
>revolutionary
Are they thinking of SSDs or sex toys?