p-pls no bully /g/ >26 >failure >going back to college

Stop wasting time on imageboards, buy some good quality textbooks and start reading those. Go outside every day, exercise, eat well, drink water, cut down on carbs and sugars. You're still young, you're gonna make it.

>>61818104
Move to India, work for a dollar a day writing Enterprise Java (since that is all your Java mill "school" will teach you)

>>61818123
I'm not a complete failure, I'm /fit/, dress well, and take care of myself etc, just an academic and financial failure

>>61818131
Exactly what I want to know, what else should I learn now(and in my spare time) to seperate myself from the pack? I still need the piece of paper that says "duh me programmer" though unfortunately