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>>61814518
Great, another blog thread

>>61814518
>Cashier tells me to have a good day
>I don't

>>61814518

How is that devilish instead of just risking your job over lurking at work.

>>61814531
Absolute madhouse

>>61814518
>>61814531
/r/madlads is over there ------>

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>boss asks me to setup new modem because he doesn't have time to
>block nothing except pornhub, redtube, etc
>mfw I see him pacing frustrated in his office

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>installed windows on family PC

>>61814531
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>work is BYOD with gigabit internet
>don't want to risk doing anything even with a VPN because maybe they could identify my laptop's MAC address or something
>setup my VPN on a raspberry pi attached to a HDD
>set it up under one of the printers so it can leech power from the socket without it being seen
>torrent client starts leeching a bunch of JAV filmographies I wanted
>figure the worst that could happen is I lose the expensive 8TB drive
>mfw not even 4 hours went by before the entire 500 person office buildings were evacuated because of a "bomb threat"
>have to wait until cyber monday to get another drive on sale

>fix PC of friend
>rearrange his desktop icons a bit, he hates that

>>61814531
Fuck you, мyдaк, I'll never ever tell you that again!

>>61814531
Someone get this madman out of here

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>make fun of people for watching anime at work
>go home and watch anime

>>61815659
I actually do this but for video games and popular tv shows.

>>61814773
What the fuck lmao

>>61814531
Woah there, m8. There are some things called "limits".

>>61814518
this is:
1. fucking retarded because you compromised the security in your companies network
2. pretty much what everyone kid with some computer knowledge did in school

>>61815757
>Opening a port on a remote box compromised the security of the local network
Fuck off retard

>>61815757
>creating an SSH server in school
Damn, I didn't know Einstein was in this thread.

>>61815774
no, but accessing sites exploiting browser vulns, vulns in image libraries, etc does. and OP sounds retarded enough to do that.

>>61815863
well, at least i can read, unlike you.

>>61815883
Yeah people are going to be burning browser 0day on op because he has a vpn
Lmao shut the fuck up

>>61815883
wtf I hate 4chan now

>>61815902
ok kid

>>61814531
This is a blue board.

>>61815914
never heard of ads serving malware and exploiting JS bugs ?

>>61815988
Gaining execution from js in a sandboxed browser is an exploit worth 200k+ usd
Being on a vpn doesn't make you more vulnerable
Nobody is burning real 0 day on random retards

>>61816017
>vpn
why are you even talking about vpns ?

>>61815988
By that point I could be getting 0days from literally anything, only reason 4chan is blocked is because it is registered to have sexual material

>>61816017
what makes you think the companies workstations don't run windows xp with IE ?

>>61815988
People don't understand the ad networks out there man. OP is playing "online vidya" and is asking for it.

>>61816035
You brought up that ssh tunneling out somehow weakens security, don't try to argue semantics about the differences between a vpn and she tunnel
>>61816063
Then that's what makes their Network insecure, not him visiting 4chan

>Person I dislike asks me to install Windows on his computer
>I oblige because he's enslaving himself with this proprietary operating system
>The whole time I'm installing Windows on his computer I have this shit-eating grin on my face
>I finish and he thanks me, not knowing that he's under the subjugation of Microsoft while I use a free operating system on my computer!

>>61816099
lol you showed him

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>>>61814518
>this is:
>1. fucking retarded because you compromised the security in your companies network

Why is that retarded?

It isn't his company. Gotta make a little work for yourself to justify the paycheck. Fuck, I'd open all the ports and drop the firewall and blame it on the intern.

>>61816066
As said here >>61816061 if ads were a problem then I'd be vulnerable no matter what, most of the sites are available except stuff like 4chan and that's only because of the nsfw boards.
>use firefox through the ssh tunnel for 4chan only
>use chrome for everything else
So what's the problem here?
And the online vidya is only tunneled because the login server uses a non-standard port

>>61816231
do you work for HBO ?

>>61816279
No

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>>61816231
Well for one, you're at the whim of ad networks, period. Their models consist of affiliates with ads that could jump into rotation on a seemingly normal placement at any time. Nothing stops a slav furry spammer from one day creating a worm payload that can be instantly distributed across numerous placements. A good example of this is shit you see on Pornhub from time to time.

This is also nothing new, and is why these practices are in place. What you /should/ be doing with your downtime is improving your skillset or drinking more water.

>>61816358
Nothing except the fact that browser exploitation is extremely hard
But sure he's got a fully weaponized 0day that he's going to burn on pornhub ads and nowhere else

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>order a happy meal
>havent been happy in 7 years

>>61816483
>browser exploitation is extremely hard
Not impossible either. Exploiting the browser by using it as a vector is the worry. I could create an iframe looking for sharepoint on load, hover, whatever. I could look for localhost, I could try to use your relay, etc.

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>tfw my old trick of using whole page translators still works

>>61814531
>repost the same exact shit from /r9k/
>everyone thinks im funny

>>61816690
?

>>61816990
I thought that pic was something else. Janitors please clean up my mess

>>61816621
And all of that can be done with or without an ssh tunnel
Stop postibg

>>61817088
In context of OP's post, the risk is amplified. I'll stop posting though, because you asked.

>work for DoD/DoE contractor
>make weapons systems stuff
>programmer for control systems for these weapons as part of a summer internship
>entire control systems for the US navy laser is one massive main.java
>spent the last week of the internship trying to obfuscate and unreadable-ize the code as much as possible

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>summer job at metalworking works
>gotta take a dump
>while i'm taking a dump and smoking a cigarette thought it would be nice to relieve myself
>whip my phone, connect to WLAN network I was not supposed to have access to
>finish jerking off and go back to work
>two days later the same urge
>whip out the phone, connect to WLAN, go to the pornsite I browsed previously
>it's blocked
>mfw

>>61814538
>risking your job over lurking at work
Yeah well I got raise because my saw me posting anime in /g/

>>61815988
Something that literally never happens.

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>>61814518
>new project at work
>writing it in elm so only I will be able to maintain and update the code
>they'll be stuck with me after this project is complete

>>61817332
If this is true you should keep it to yourself

>>61817638
Nah dude, he's a larping /pol/ faggot.

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>>61817638
not like cia niggers will get me here anyways

>>61817673
ok

>>61817691
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>>61817572
your first week on the internet ?

>>61817716
>He's still going
Lmao just stop posting already, you're wrong

>>61817918
Lol, not the same guy. Sorry for posting again, but why do basic baby boomer security tips trigger you so much?

>>61818072
Because they're wrong, and people keep perpetuating them

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>>61818132
So tell us anon, what should we all be doing?

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> scan for not encrypted wifi routers
> flash random file as FW
> router is no longer visible

>>61815988

ever heard of noscript?

>it's like he doesn't know that the internet is umbearable without it

>>61818391
umatrix is better

>>61818427

i don't need anything other than allowing/ disallowing scripts.

>>61818212
Not being worried about people using nation state level 0day on you, when you have literally nothing worth taking

>>61818462
It gives you more control and presents everything nicer.
It's /g/'s favourite for a reason.

>>61818513

maybe i'll check it out. thanks.

>>61818473
Not everybody is as boring as you are, my friend.

>>61818541
Nothing that is important is on a computer connected to this internet, anything classified is on the devlan or another network, which can't reach outside lines
Try again

>>61814518

>be me
>dad is a jerk
>severe alcoholic
>always drunk and pissing me off
>adjust router to annoyingly disable internet at certain times
>set up a cronjob to randomly set off forkbomb (he runs ubuntu on an old ass laptop)
>sign him up for shit spam with his main email address
>enjoy his frustration immensely when he calls for help. never take his calls until like a day later. tell him to reboot.

DEVILISH

>>61818610
>devlan
Say VLAN you flaming high school-tier pajeet.

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>Come to /g/ everyday
>make "everyone here is a virgin thread
>know that isnt true because everyone has had sex around the age of 16 yet i still do it

>>61819053
>I don't know anything about real security
Lmaoing at your life
Gl getting a green badge

>>61819135
Actually, I know quite a bit but this conversation isn't even going anywhere. Here's your last (You), you phone-posting piece of shit.

>>61814531
MODS
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>public shower in dorm
>only person in there showering
>rub off a quickie
>leave

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>>61814531
it's even better if you tell her you'll have a nice day and then don't

>>61818212
Use blockers (ublock origin/umatrix), have js disabled on untrusted sites, run the browser as a different user or in a vm.

>>61819103
;_;