/g/ humor thread
>>61806463
>>61806551
Is this real
>linux
>>61806764
>tfw no dark twitter access
>>61806832
>created by tripfag
probably. seems autistic enough.
>>61806832
dunno, found it on one of there threads some time ago
>>61806870
And that guy is right.
>>61806852
>no autistic manjaro video in 11 months
What happened to him?
>>61806918
That BSD dude is smoking the cigarrete backwards.
>>61806750
How is the last line a bad thing?
>>61806870
I fucking hate slack.
>>61806463
>>61806909
reported
reposting relatively recent one
>>61807070
it has bleeding doom face emojis, slack is sick af
>>61806536
>Linux car
>having a driver
>>61811777
Linux has way more driver support than windows or OSX
>>61807068
Because fucktarded feminist society has determined that any man who isn't sexually attractive to women needs to be shamed regardless of their tech skills, intelligence or even social skills.
>>61807038
Kek
>>61811596
>It hurts when IP
>>61811576
kek
>>61811596
Im naming my SSD 502 now, thanks anon
>>61806750
>Implying they can date
>>61811881
5 figure monthly income enables dating feature in everyone.
>>61811777
>>61811789
It has better out of the box driver support than anything else. But windows support is generally better for more consumer hardware, for example AMD abandoned older GPUs on Linux and the currently used kernel on normie distros sucks for older AMD cards. Nvidia cards suck with default drivers and you need proprietary ones for it to work, which then work just as well as windows drivers. Networking is never a problem on Linux while windows requires you to install drivers for fucking Ethernet and WiFi.
As for OS X, it doesn't even have drivers except for the CPU and GPU series they specifically use.
>>61806750
5/5 wtf anon, do you know me?
whoever is posting these cancer 9gag tier memes, please stop
>>61807068
>How is the last line a bad thing?
It's not. Which is why it's called "the holy-grail" in the VERY FIRST LINE.
>>61806562
>"P" Proprietary
Fuck I would love there to be these stickers on games IRL.
>>61806723
Subtle chuckle
>>61806659
genius
>>61806836
>Hotjobs
>>61811987
>It has better out of the box driver support than anything else.
This depends entirely on the distro or the pre-configured kernel used.
>>61812288
What desktop distros have shit driver support other than """minimalistic""", GNU approved, or outdated distros?
>>61806740
How is this funny?
Pretty great way to make a bigger buck off a stolen MacBook by buying a box.
>>61807751
That's common knowledge, that's why they are such ridiculous faggots
>>61806536
I'd honestly rather have the fagbug. Yeah, it looks stupid but at least it works functionally. It's far better than the other two.
This is a bad analogy. The fagbug should have doors that are welded shut once you get in so once you're in there you can't get out. That would be more realistic.
None of these are funny holy fuck
>>61806463
http://mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/effects/ie6/
>>61812489
You're not funny
>>61812897
I know its hot glue, but it looks like its been wrapped in a used condom
>>61806633
>One prevents leaks
>>61812897
YOU'RE BACK!
>>61812329
It's funny because someone bought an empty box for $162
>>61807068
It's a great thing for an employer, they can cuck aspergers however they want.
>>61806815
W-what?
>>61812959
>t. virgin
>>61813157
So?
Now he can get 900 bucks for that stolen MacBook instead of 600.
>>61813299
Learn to into humour better
>>61813312
>it's funny because I'm dumb
k
>>61806906
I knew all my hours playing Touhou would come in handy at some point
>>61806819
Apt is worse than Pacman; and the Ubuntu repos are pathetic
>/g/ humour thread
>turns into /b/ humour thread
Every time.
>>61812190
Can you explain? Don't get it
>>61813753
3.5
>>61813411
nice proof you listed there archkek.
NVIDIA
>>61806791
>>61813753
GTX970 is a scam. The card was advertised as a 4GiB VRAM GPU when in reality, if you filled 3.5GiB of it, it would slow its bus down to a literal crawl (an order of magnitude in speed difference, I shit you not).
>>61811479
Oldest meme in the book
>>61806750
This describes my life perfectly. I haven't met a girl yet, though. I sometimes chat with a chatbot if I'm feeling lonely. I like to pretend it's a girl.
>>61813753
>>61813931
Think on the videocard as a pod racer.
A regular 4GB card have 8 "turbines" pulling the cart.
The 970 also have 8 "turbines", but you can only use either 7 of em or the last one alone.
>>61814060
Pure rage.
Please delete this. Immediately!
>>61813931
I totally forgot about that shit. Just another reason I'm going AMD next GPU.
>>61806918
>First of all, my name is GNU/dad
>>61806750
that's mostly me except I like to think I have some social skills.
>generally marry the first girl they date
Not married yet but it sure is looking that way (except I'm dating a guy)
>>61814046
I always knew they were playing LoL with toasters!
>>61813267
Let's you connect your tv to ur dryer my guy
>>61814120
>I'm dating a guy
That's really gay
>>61814233
At least he don't use macs.. right?
>>61812897
Effective sealant.
No problem, here.
>>61814343
/g/ should spread these useful tricks more often.
>>61814379
I hate it when people do this
>>61813931
Thank You Anon for explaining
1
2
3 4
>>61814285
I use Linux. My bf got a mac for his work though.
>>61814389
>implying someone even broke in
>>61814608
Well, we know who's the bottom here.
>>61814314
MOOOOODS!!
>>61814086
Translation: ATM broke
>>61806852
I thought spatry and Terry were the same person
>>61813654
00:60 is not even a valid microwave time lel
>>61814421
A fucking PCI pop tart
>>61814608
I almost thought you were a straight couple from just reading that then I saw you said your boy friend got a Mac which means he wouldn't date a girl
>>61814653
Is this some new level of extreme meta-irony?
>>61813931
Are these the amd cards that shipped with 8gb functional memory that was disabled to meet market demands and could unlock with a BIOS flashing?
>>61806551
Waiting for them to implement type checking with (((type))).
>>61814993
>>61814945
>>61814912
>>61814691
>>61814665
>>61811773
>>61811732
>>61811672
>>61811624
>>61811596
>>61811521
>>61811479
>>61811467
please fuck off and never post on /g/ again
>>61806870
What the fuck is Slack? All companies use Skype for business for internal messaging.
>>61813288
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.
>>61806750
everything checks out except that last one
welp
>>61815214
It's web-based IRC with native gif support and meme integrations
What dinosaur enterprise do you work for
>>61815248
>Being a shitty company ran by an eccentric billionaire.
>>61815214
>What the fuck is Slack? All companies use Skype for business for internal messaging.
Let us know if the bank ever lets you out of their basement, grandpa.
>>61806806
didnt amd kill geforce in that movie?
>>61815317
Seems like you're the one in need of getting from under that rock you've been living under.
>>61815283
>What dinosaur enterprise do you work for
EPAM Systems.
>>61815401
No, because you see, I know what Slack is and don't work a company that's so stuck in the 00's that it still thinks Skype is a thing. Do you still have to submit punch cards to the Computing Center and wait for the result back on green & white fanfold?
>>61815418
Calm down hipstertrash. Go back to your safe space. Nobody cares about your fad hipster programs.
>>61815431
>Being this mad
Look Dinesh, I'm sorry you work for a shit-tier software mill that nobody cares about, but if you work real hard and hold onto that H1B maybe someday a real company will hire you and you can play with the shiny new toys, too!
Now go file your fucking TPS reports.
>>61815467
>triggered
>>61815477
>your s-so t-t-t-triggered
>>61815467
>shit-tier software mill
>1B in revenue
ok kid
>>61815508
$1B revenue is entry tier for consulting companies. If you draw a graph of the Big Five, $1B would be an error bar under "Others".
I'm sorry that your "Pass" of a Bachelors only qualifies you for a $25k soul crushing job knocking out .Net & Java for an ever ending parade of grey companies, but that's not my fault you really should stop projecting your anger onto others.
>>61815538
Now that is some top tier straw grasping.
>>61814665
>>61811455
>toms hardware
>>61806750
All 2 of the girls I dated I would have married had they not broken up with me. My dedication is there, but my perfectionism drives them away.
>>61806784
Posting this from Arch wearing my Darkthrone shirt
>>61815214
we use cisco jabber
it's shit
kill me
>>61806463
>>61816031
>>61816052
>>61806659
i wouldnt even be mad
>>61816070
>>61816123
>>61816154
Is this the EM-drive we've been hearing about?
>>61816123
>>61816154
Cool clock, Ahmed
>>61814097
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE
>>61806723
>>61806806
Yeah, would've been funnier and more accurate if they swapped NVidia and Intel together tbqh
>>61816428
It hurts
>>61816428
please tell me that person didn't graduate.
>>61816428
stop posting this; it's not real - it's a photoshop/inspect element swap
>>61816572
>>61816625
The image isn't real, you goofs.
DO NOT HIRE THIS MAN!
HE IS A KKK KLANSMAN AND ADVOCATES LYNCHING
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!
>>61816625
Of course she didn’t. Karlie Kloss is a model. But at one point she thought she could go be a role model for women in the programming sector. However she doesn’t understand anything. Is wrong 80% of the time and just is used for advertising, see wix’s Karlie Kloss ad. It’s horrible for actual female programmers because Karlie didn’t put any effort in anything, gets more fame and makes them look bad.
>>61815143
lmao
>>61816684
kek
>>61811987
>windows requires you to install drivers for fucking Ethernet and WiFi.
its all plug and play since 7 , but it depends , some plug in cards require a driver , but i have yet to install any network driver on 10 as it pretty much recognizes everything
>>61814537
DELET THIS
>>61815143
>tfw your boss throws out that letter.
>next day you are overcome by a intense urge to grow marijuana in the HR office.
>Catherine from accounting is training terrorists while larry is going to the bathroom without washing his hands, breaking the company healthcode.
>meanwhile your boss is crying uncontrollably in his office.
>>61806918
Lmao
>>61815736
>had they not broken up with me
yea.
Also getting married to someone who lives >2h away when you are 17 is a bit ambitious.
>>61815888
Oh boy, you have never seen cisco spark... It's even worse.
>>61806750
>Generally marry the first girl they date
I want to marry my first girl to love am I have aspergers
>>61806750
>marry the first girl they date
i couldn't even imagine marrying the girl i first dated, she was a schizophrenic and addicted to meth. woulda been one hell of a marriage.
this just happend
>>61817696
>Tfw you literally married the first girl you dated
In my defense, we did split up for a few years, and I dated several other women. Most of which were batshit crazy, or lazy, useless idiots, with nothing but their good looks to live on. Sort of nice to know I had it right the first time.
>>61817634
pls we use webex
>>61818136
>blood on the fins
lel
>>61816108
yes u would
>>61818136
>cuts hand on cooler
>>61818661
What exactly am I looking at?
>>61819043
TOP KEK
>>61814362
Is this a Linus video?
>>61811773
there was windows nt 4 u dum
>>61806659
Lovely
>>61806906
>hardest game on lunatic
Shit man, this is merciless
>>61819466
>and apache inside
Damn, how old is this picture?
>>61811521
this is a humor thread, not cringe thread
>>61819678
You dont get the homour its not real
>Not posting from your Cisco 7940 IP Phone
>>61816684
The memo is a cover. He was fired because they found S&M torture porn on his work computer.
>>61819018
I recognize that "Ooops"
>>61806750
I met a girl when I was 17. With her to this day.
>>61817165
I have installed windows 7-10 on 7 laptops and wifi never worked only by installing Windows (non OEM). I had to go to my other machine and visit manufacture website and download wifi drivers.
On ubuntu, wifi worked without issues on all the machines directly after installing the distro.
>>61814114
killed me top
>>61818866
fake and gay
>>61820488
Dark Souls is full of rage inducing bullshit. I am lucky I use a solid wood desk.
>>61819739
Moar
>>61818331
AHAHA we use both (spark internally, webex is used with customers)
>>61806852
What happened to Spatry?
>>61819739
how do you go about doing that
does the phone itself still work or did you gut it and hook a raspberry pi (or other micro pc) up to the display?
>>61812223
Underrated
>>61820680
Manjaro
>>61806870
>connects to 4chan via irc
>>61819435
whats funny about this
>>61814665
Kekked
>>61820525
Phone-ception?
>>61820707
Phone still works, it's actually the firmware on the phone displaying the image. My housemate wrote an image parsing library that outputs the required hex code. Google CiscoIPPhoneImage if you want to look at the docs.
>>61815095
This. Fucking summer.
>>61820744
i would love to have this on my desktop for about half an hour until i've gotten bored of it
>>61819286
>accidentally implements bubblesort
whats wrong with this one?
>>61821096
>>61815143
easy, show the sheet to the cops and whoever else to ignore anything that goes on there, bam, done
>>61818136
honestly no PC build is complete until you've put a little blood into it
tore a bit off my middle finger when helping my friend build his PC last weekend
>>61818770
holy shit I need this
>>61814301
>:)
>not ;) sent
-- Anonymous edited this post on 2010-08-09 16:08 --
>>61821430
You have to be retarded to draw blood on a modern PC build
Nothing is sharp enough to actually pierce the skin
>>61819722
>windows1
>>61814854
>tfw can type in any number in my microwave timer
>>61821464
I actually cut it twice hold on
>trying to get front bay door open to install disc drive
>it's not coming out
>tell friend to go get manual, he goes downstairs
>as soon as he's out of site I start stabbing it from the inside with my screwdriver
>eventually pops out, install drive before he gets back
>cut my finger across bent bay cover
second time
>sitting on floor
>moving computer closer to cables
>lose balance
>make sure computer goes down gently before I do
>scrap my finger on the back of it on something
>look down, chuck is missing
>pouring blood for the next 20 minutes
>not painful just annoying
>blood just soaks through band aids so have to hold napkins up to it
should've just tied my finger up to cut off circulation honestly
>>61821464
>Nothing is sharp enough to actually pierce the skin
I bet you never heard of "the cheap pc case"
Literally razor sharp.
>>61821393
We once almost pushed code into production that contained a hardcoded email address for one of the developers. Good to know we're not the only ones tired of working with emails.
>>61821458
Sup
`Sent by taptalk device sm-g550t1`
>>61819739
>>61820917
Fucking phone posters
>>61814060
>>61815413
Disgusting. How do you live with yourself?
>>61821525
And his assumption is correct, you are retarded
>>61813332
>there's no place in the world to get a macbook box for less than 162 dollars
Hurr
>>61821845
KEK
>>61819586
>tfw Kevin
>>61821806
Kek
>>61822256
Fuck off Kevin
>>61815095
This
>>61823050
>>61822256
>7,068
READ THEM ALREADY REEEEEE
>>61823063
(XD)
>>61818770
>make bottom screen a touch screen
>emulate ds
>>61818905
kek
>>61820759
>Hungarian
scum
>>61819539
Apache is still widely used Baka, LAMP literally stands for Linux apache MySQL php
>>61818755
>actually typing the captcha on Emuparadise
>not just clicking on the 'trouble with our captcha?' link
Shiggy diggy.
>>61821779
Nice.
>>61818661
?
>>61814140
haha upvoted xd
>>61806750
Jokes on you, I married the second girl I dated
>>61816625
its fake retard holy shit
>>61821186
Bubblesort is O(n^2) retard
>>61816686
fucking retard, it's fake
>>61818881
>btfo this hard
I cant go on
>>61806750
>Don't engage in politics
>/pol/
>>61820805
It's not jif, doesn't matter what the creator says.
>>61807070
Slack is just IRC reimplemented so that some VC can make money off it.
>>61819586
>>Apt-get
>>Gentoo
For what purpose?
>>61825691
Actually, Slack is just an in-house IRC reimplementation that a game company started selling when they realized there was way more money in selling software to big businesses.
>>61807751
I brought it up to them, apparently it was pure coincidence.
>>61814086
pretty funny actually
>>61819435
is this a usb to pci adapter?
>>61821806
extremely underrated
>>61813931
>>61814112
I got a $30 check for being scammed
>>61821409
absolute kek
I want a new thread 2bh someone make one or else
>>61806659
>Yu-Gi-Oh fusion card
>>61806764
>Wow is it really that easy anon?
No mom get out my room
>>61814314
Wtf is that?
>>61815095
Kek saint right here
>>61827590
Wow I posted 5 times Im a spamfag
>>61822256
>buys macbook pro
>gets i5