>he thought blue bubbles are a meme
>>61790485
What's so fucking great about imessage other than read reciept and the bubbles that day your typing?
>>61790519
It's proof of not being an autistic poorshit
You can send imessages from android now.
>>61790485
>dating itoddlers
>>61790527
Not if you have a Vertu. If she has an iphone and you have a Vertu it means she's most likely from a lower class than you. She wouldn't even afford a pair of proper deck shoes if you invited her on your yacht.
Why would you date such poor pleb?
>>61790519
e2e crypto, any filetype attachment, group chats, syncs on all Apple devices, tied into all core iOS and macOS apps like calendar, shared video viewing, and a bunch more
>>61790485
>needing to be validated by the color of my text bubble.
Now that's autistic.
You know these are race traitors, right?
>>61790527
>only rich people get iPhones
I don't understand this meme. If only rich people get them then why does every east side nigger here in DC have one?
>>61790485
def not a meme. I've been using Android for Tinder and it's hell. Some bitches won''t even reply after they see my green bubbles.
>>61790566
what is whatsapp
>>61790646
>what is whatsapp
spyware.
for pajeets
>>61790485
They are a meme
They're basically a filter so that if a woman won't talk to you because she doesn't like green bubbles then you should stay far away from her in the first place
>>61790663
>using tinder
>>61790626
Is there no way to spoof it?
>>61790675
>not wanting shallow people in your personal life is sour grapes
really makes you think
The first day of getting an iphone 7, I got a message from a gains goblin I hadn't sent a message to in 3 day sand she sent "oh you have an iphone now!". This was 3 days after the last message, it's as if females are fixated into believing that iphones have some sort of status when it's actually a phone made exclusively for people who want zero customization and have only the absolute minimum of features. It is absolutely idiotic
>>61790485
If a woman won't date you based on something as petty as a fucking phone toss her right in the fucking trash.
3D [spoiler]Western[/spoiler] women were a mistake.
>>61790694
>Is there no way to spoof it?
Wish I knew how anon... I'd be able to lay hotter bitches with them for sure.
>>61790684
stay a virgin anon. effort to get pussy is not worth it. just leave it to me.
>>61790485
I guess that's why they never respond
thumbnail makes it look like she's got a beard.
>>61790735
>Not "ey bby u want sum fuk?"
>>61790735
that's depressing anon. you know what to do.
>>61790626
Honestly it seems like if using android is more of a "thot filter" than anything
>>61790646
An extra app to install
>>61790725
That is me
>>61790485
>DePaul University
That's an immediate Red flag already
>>61790791
tell the girls to kill themselves?
>>61790777
>tfw good looking enough that I've unironically tried this and it worked
>>61790485
Seriously, fuck Liberal womyn
>>61790485
neither of them look remotely attractive in that shot so no big loss
>>61790735
>you a bot?
man I completely forgot about how mad that made me when I used that shit lmao
>>61790822
your game is shit. you'll forever be alone
>>61790485
>using tinder
>>61790876
>neither of them look remotely attractive
>>61790917
i know ;_;
>>61790917
>wanting a disease-ridden roastie
Nice try roastie, you can't fool us
>>61790917
why the fuck are men the only ones expected to have "game"
pretty fucking stupid that women get to be boring, dumb, useless fucktoys and i got to bend over backwards to make them laugh and want to fuck
>>61790949
Time to buy a chastity cage and a frilly skirt, son. I don't think this whole mating game thing is for you.
>>61790917
Fuck off worthless goddess.
Accept Islam anons, let's show these roasties a real Patriarchy.
>>61790485
>white people still use inferior closed platform messaging
Not surprising really.
>>61791065
Inshallah brother
>>61791020
i dont enjoy "the game"
i just want to press a button and get some fuck but im not pathetic enough for a prostitute
>>61791065
>>61791093
fuck off terrorist scum
>>61790566
>e2e crypto
>cosed source
pick one
>>61791065
>>61791093
Fucking sheep must be easy. You pieces of shit don't even have to work on your game and can just pay to fuck some sheep... just like your pedo """prophet"""
>>61791149
haram.pls delete kafar
>>61791149
Why would we fuck sheep when your virginal daughters literally throw themselves at us?
>>61791149
Shush Becky, The left will eventually invite hordes of Muhammads and Abdul's, and there's nothing you can do.
It's so easy to understand. IPhones mean that you are an "it just works" kinda guy, so they can be pretty sure that you are not an "install getoo" type idiot who will spend more time with his PC than with her.
>>61791266
If you're both looking for a fuck why would that even matter? Hell, maybe they can take it as a challenge to make the guy forget about his computer
>>61791178
Mohammed is a pedo and you're going to the lake of fire
>Ginny Weasley or Pam Beesly
Don't worry I'm swiping left for a lot of other reasons
>>61790735
They don't respond because your game is fucking pathetic man
>not having a separate $80 iPhone 5S
>>61791647
I forgot how to game. It's all so tiresome
>>61790932
You can see how fat they are from their jawlines alone.
Those are the 140-pushing-150lb 5'3-5'4 cunts who forgot what bangs are and show off their 6 inch foreheads, then the second they hit 22 start bloating up on wine and candy because HA HA RUNNING IS SOOOO MUCH WORK RIGHT GUISE XDD and expecting men to still pick up the slack and fawn over them.
Basically they're the spitting image of the "You're going to be unwed in your 30s and not know why" millennial female.
I have literally a fucking stack of iPhone 5cs.
You can get working ones for about nothing.
>>61791661
Stop thinking and act like Tyrone.
Seriously, it works, and I fucking hate that it works.
Tinder sluts don't want a clever man or even one good at conversation, they want one willing to meet them in person immediately and aggressively.
>>61791688
how? I have a friend that has a locked one and I really want it.
>>61790485
>Caring what ugly girls think
All my relationships have been with iPhone users, and they were intelligent enough not to care what I used.
>>61791688
give them back jamal mohammed!
>>61790485
This is actually one of the greatest services a woman could do for you. Gives your a nice big warning sign right off the bat about what kind of petty whore she is and guarantees she's just looking for money or status from you.
>Attends DePaul
>A university that let a "protester" interrupt Milo Yiannopoulos' talk by walking up and ripping the mic out of his hand, intentionally telling their own police to not intervene despite this obviously being a violation of a student conduct code.
>>61791879
>student conduct code
>law
cretinous even by tripfag standards
>>61790697
4chan is full of 3DPD loving normalfags
>>61791895
Universities have campus police to both enforce the law and enforce the student conduct code. Where it may not be illegal to bring a megaphone into a talk and start screeching over the speaker (although if it is, it would fall under "disorderly conduct"), it generally is not considered acceptable by the venue. Where they are used as venues for public discourse, universities have a reputation to uphold. A student who pulls that crap should be physically removed by the campus police and then subsequently punished by the campus administration, either with a fine to their student account, or some other punishment, possibly expulsion.
>>61790795
This is true, it's red pilled. Who cares about iwhores anyways.
>>61790485
>check out the self esteem on THAT pig
>>61790485
>>61790626
Well guess who will be dead at age 35 after riding the cock carousel.
>>61792114
>says the perpetually ignored permavirgin who's already dead inside
>>61792132
why is everyone in the screencaps in this thread american
>be 10/10 grill on tinder
>want to settle down
>browse on tinder
>find awesome guy
>literally perfect
>everything is going great
>drop him because he didnt have an iphone
>>61790735
>all those matches
>i can barely manage to get 3 of them in a month
>>61792147
I thought the green bubble was on the senders side.
Have they changed it or is she just a retard?
Fuck, I go to the same university as this thot,
>>61792239
its ok I've never got laid or even on a date to tinder. I just use it to reassure myself that I could probably get a gf if I wanted.
>>61790485
im not attracted to women so this doesnt affect me
>>61792276
grinder doesn't have a similar stigma?
>>61792301
we all use iPhones anyway
>>61792218
Because the marketing campaign didn't run in Europe
>>61792301
naw im not gay either
>>61790646
sluggish as fuck and retarded telegram alternative that somehow took off over here , you LITERALLY need someones phonenumber ADDED to you contatcts on your phone and then let whatsapp find that contact , unlike TG where its an @ handle , also WA needs you to bluetooth tether your phone to your pc to use the desktop client wich is pathetic as fuckkk
>>61792327
is there a horse dating app yet?
I used Tinder once and met a few thots. Deleted Facebook and never looked back.
>>61790485
i am disappointed she didn't have a beard when clicked the image
>Women are another race. They’re like the moon, always changing. You can only win by being the cool center of their being. You have to represent something solid and loving. The anchor. Even if you’re not. You can’t tell them the truth. You have to lie and play games. I’ve never in my entire life been with someone with whom I didn’t have to play a game. I’ve never been with anyone with whom I could be exactly who I am.
Fucken ameriburgers
What the fuck is this shit even? Why do people care about a phone's operating system when it comes to chosing a mate?
>>61790646
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/14/uk_spookhas_gchq_can_crack_endtoend_encryption_says_australian_ag/?mt=1500021512347
>British signals intelligence agency Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) can crack end-to-end encrypted messages sent using WhatsApp and Signal, according to Australian attorney-general George Brandis.
>>61790527
I can buy iPhones on welfare aswell.
>>61792753
Fug, I once showed my wife who I really was and she threatened to leave me. I have since begun to gaslight the bitch.
>>61792141
Ah, the joys of not being American. Thank you of reminding me.
>>61790735
>Super liked the only Asian
Kek
>>61790485
You should thank them for saving you time finding out they're bitches.
This hurts
>>61790626
not gonna lie, totally would
>>61790527
it's proof that you are stupid with money
>>61790527
It's only a proof you're willing to spend money you don't have on a jew tier payment program.
Most people who are elitist about brands are nigger-rich conspicuous consumers.
>>61793416
a.k.a. bugmen
>>61790771
only reason i clicked
>>61790564
nice
>>61792132
T. Roastie
>>61790519
Read receipts are a bad thing. I always feel pressure to respond right away. And get mad when others don't
Reminder that if you are a poorfag with an android you will never get any pussy
normie memes are boring as fuck
>>61790777
If you get autistic bitches why do you bother
Do you want shallow people so you can get sex for free? That it?
>>61793508
>I fucking hate those green bubbles. This could all be resolved if I could just customize the shit
This can't be real. A person can't get this retarded, there has to be some spiritual fuckery at hand
Androids are for Autist who generally aren't seen as good mates in the eyes of thots.
You are either poor or an autist. One of the 2.
You can all bitch and complain but a study was done and iOS users were on average much better off economically and socially.
It's literally a first line defense against autism.
>>61790566
iMessage is not e2e encrypted.
>>61793508
all white-trash/poor-people i meet, all use iphone, mostly for believing that having a iphone, makes people think you're rich.
apple has come to suffer from attracting the hipster clientele in the same way chavs fucked up burberry's reputation
>>61790485
>3d bitches
Not even once.
>>61793697
I promise if you have the latest iPhone and are mildly attractive you will actually pick up girls easily at bars.
Poor people might have iPhones but almost non of them have recent models.
I know people running around with 5c and I'm like fuck you're poor....
>>61792252
they didn't, shes just a normie
If they're rich, what's the problem with just grabbing their iPhones and tossing them around to see if they last?
It's just a test really. None wrong with that, right? You paid so much for a phone it should be able to take a beating.
>women being technology elitists
>>61790725
>thinks relationships are closer than they really are
What did they mean by this
>>61792141
who the fuck are you followed to
Literally every woman on Tinder is a whore. Why are you surprised?
>>61792753
This is very sad, but very true. I've been working in personal project that my long time girlfriend would not approve of. Malware, ransomware, botnets.That sort of shit. Mining buttcoins and eth on other people's machines, leaving pendrives around parking lots (it works, them iditos).
She is very hippy and community building and a good being. I'm the financially stable, working man she loves for his ethical and moral integrity. I've wet the idea a couple times of people doing such acts, and she said that it is criminal activity which she would report if she ever found out someone she knew did it.
So she will never know. It's fine, I'll dump her when she is of no more use to me.
>>61790566
Green text goes to all devices now too.
>>61790519
You know it got to the recipient. You also don't have to worry about it being out of order after 160 chars. You can send video and the stupid animations.
>>61790540
Are you retarded?
>>61791146
Closed source can be e2e, you just can't prove it until you see the source.
>>61793284
I want to fucking pound her face Into the pavement and say "Bitch my phone cost $800." As she cries through her bloody teeth.
What the actual fuck, americans? How are you falling so hard for marketing? Nobody gives a fuck what phone you have in europe.
She's trying to find a rich sucker to give her the life she cant give herself.
>>61791879
Milo is a jew loving homosexual attention whore
>>61792218
Americans are the most gullible idiots on the planet
All I want is to have 2 incestuous twins to become my breeding sows and feel secure as I ran my dick inside their pussy, ass, mouth and release my seed deep inside them and watch them lick and kiss each other clean as if it's the tastiest dip they ever tasted with each other as the cherries on top.
Give them and our children an environment they can grow and be happy, be the father I never had and make my wives the each other's and mine cumdumpster breeding sows they always wanted to be.
And then they tell me that they won't do it because all I solely lack is an Android phone.
Female priorities are wrong priorities leading to unpleasant lives.
>>61790485
>please dont swipe right if you have an android
that face would only get a right hook
#equality
>>61791653
>iPhone 5S
Nigga if you don't have an iPhone 6S or 7 they will leave you. I know that because I have an iPhone 5S and I'm very desperate.
>>61792130
Holy shit I hate that guy, he is the definition of fag
Whats the difference about what she cares about and you caring what she cares about…? If she wants to be a part of a botnet because she is too illinformed, surely that is only her issue?
The harder corporations push the more likely superior alternatives will appear. And if none appear, you just have to be the one who makes them appear
>>61793190
I know right? Feels so good having to prep my wife's refugee instead of having dumb people on Twitter
>>61790596
>doesn't get banned
>me
>get banned for saying nigger
woe is me
>>61792155
hi oldfag
>goes to tinder to find a wife or decent woman
hahahah
>>61790485
>>61790626
>>61790559
>>61790564
>>61790566
>>61790573
>>61790596
>>61790615
>>61790646
>>61790655
>>61790663
>>61790675
>>61790684
>>61790694
>>61790697
>>61790703
>>61790713
>>61790723
>>61790725
>>61790735
>>61790519
>>61790527
>>61790540
>arguing over a bubble color
My country does not have this problem
>>61793416
>money you don't have
Stay poor retard.
>>61790615
Can confirm North Minneapolis is iPhone heavy but blacks here will brag about any flagship and show off their shitty fonts etc. Heard one yesterday with one of those ringtones "You are receiving a call on your mobile cellular device" in an English accent. He looked all smug as he answered
>Ayy.
>Nah Imma hit 'im up doe.
>Whu....
>Whu....
>HEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
>hangs up
It was 11AM on a Monday and he was drinking a 4 Loco on the sidewalk
>>61790626
Cute snek
>>61792141
>tfw they are already shilling against sex droids.
Females need to be exterminated soon.
>>61792132
>v-v-virgin
>heh... i showed them....
>>61790485
Well, I learned this was a thing today.
Can we just air drop nerve gas over America now? The whole thing.
most women can't actually care about this, right?
That said, it's probably good that women this vain don't want to date android users anyway. caring this much about something so meaningless is a massive red flag.
>>61794256
Yeah I bet you do, You probably hide behind 7 proxies faggot
>>61794786
>He doesn't know
>poor people and their iphone
I never see successful people with iphones, it's always chavs, arabic drug dealers and other garbage like that.
What the fuck is this shit about green and blue bubbles anyway?
>>61796047
read the thread
>>61796047
its about tech elitist sluts and how vir/g/ins are butthurt about it.
>>61796125
>its about tech elitist sluts
I've never seen anyone IRL saying anything about bubbles... I think this is a /g/ meme.
>>61790626
What in the fuck. I know this girl, she's from California and moved to London. It looks like this is a fake profile of her because I know for certain the one I know is real thanks to custom pictures sent to me. I never thought I'd be one of those 'I know that girl' posters on 4chin.
>>61790485
She's lesbian retard
>>61793718
That's because the 5c is the only one you can spot from across the room. And it was shit tier when it was new.
I think it was a practical joke by Apple to flush out the trailer park residents.
>>61790485
Not even the girls want iPhones in my country so that's a meme.
Are all of you mentally disabled? Why do you keep repeating this? THE RECIPIENT OF A MESSAGE FROM AN ANDROID USER SEES A GRAY MESSAGE BUBBLE, *THEY* ARE THE ONES WHO SEND GREEN BUBBLES.
Jesus Christ, besides, women have an incentive to use iMessage. Its the only messaging application where you could technically turn off read receipts but still see when OTHER people have seen your message. Basically, chicks could read your messages without you being able to verify and she could verify you read her messages. WhatsApp makes it so that the recipient's read status and last seen shit is the same as yours. If you turn off Last Seen you can't see anyone else's either, same thing for read recipiets, I'm not actually sure WhatsApp lets you turn them off anymore. Messenger also has last seen so, no sly ignoring there.
iMessage is basically the best messaging platform. Not to mention all the other features it has, like being able to send non-compressed media among many more things. No bloat, no 'last seen' shit, no profile image stuff, per-individual settings like Do Not Disturb and read receipts. Its great.
>>61796361
>Not using RCS
>>61790485
>implying I'd even consider dating/fucking a girl who doesn't use a FOSS/FOSS derived mobile OS
>>61796125
no, it's about americans being retarded
>>61793702
>3D
>bitch
>Stupid
>adult
God, some people have awful taste.
>>61796406
>have FOSS phone
>to use cellular service botnet
Freetards are truly too stupid to see their own contradictions.
>>61790485
>please
How refreshing.
>>61790485
https://github.com/bboyairwreck/PieMessage
>This is project allows Android clients to communicate using iMessage
>>61796647
truf
>>61790917
>still
I had one.
She cheated on me.
And then she put my dick online on my own profile.
3DPD. Not even once.
>>61790485
PieMessage, and I think there was some other alpha app made by a redditor but I can't find the source
Think it started with an e
>>61790626
>21
She looks like right after her first divorce 2bh
i'll let you guys in on a secret: bitches like imessage because it lets you know once you've read their texts. they can't pretend like they control your behavior as well with android
Why can't everyone here with wives and girlfriends just go back to whatever normalfag website they came from?
>>61790566
Google hangouts does all this and more and unlike iMessage it can actually be used anywhere, because it isnt tied to one conformist ass rape of a company.
Daily reminder that you are inadequate because of the color of your bubble.
>>61797937
https://twitter.com/search?q=Green%20bubble&src=typd
>>61797166
The other imessage-without-iphone thing had a crap web client, but both of them are irrelevant since you've got to use your email address instead of your phone number
>>61792304
lmao
So this is the power of the United States of America, the greatest nation on Earth. Woah.
>>61795911
>English accent
>cellular
>>>61790646
>also WA needs you to bluetooth tether your phone to your pc to use the desktop client wich is pathetic as fuckkk
No it doesn't. Can use mine just fine without BT on. Unless there's some background connection going on of course.
>>61792155
>the type of grills iToddlers defend
lmao@urlyfe iCucks
>>61800395
>hoverhand
>>61800395
ITODDLERS BLACKED AGAIN
>>61790527
>Poor
>Only reason ifags use imessage is because it's free when sending from iphone to iphone
>>61795873
It's because you live in pooland, isn't it?
>>61800395
What language are they speaking?
It looks like English at a glance, but fuck me if it makes any sense at all.
>>61790626
GET THAT WOMAN OUT OF MAH SNEK PIC
>>61796181
PROVE IT! Post a pic from her FB/IG.
>>61790485
>DePaul
>>61800395
How will iCucks ever recover?
>>61791695
What does this mean? Examples
>>61800856
he means be aggressive and rape them. don't take no for an answer
>>61800877
Rape them through the phone
>>61800760
Underrated post
>>61797041
>latest commit over a year ago
>>61800395
iKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Never used Tinder, mostly because I don't want herpes and Vags filled with nigger semen but what' bubbles and what green and blue what is that crap?
>>61802851
>herpes and Vags filled with nigger semen
Probably safe, just avoid the whales