/g/ Humor/gore/wtf thread

>>61783225
Actually would make typing without your wrists accidentally clicking something much easier.

>>61783265
that's an easy software issue
typing ergonomics would be a larger gain, at least in some scenarios

>>61783357
I'd be more into it if the touchpad were justified right and the keyboard left, would make it easier to use the touchpad without resting one's hand on the keyboard.

>>61783445
What am I looking at here?

>>61783411
Wtf is that? A really big sink or a small bathtub

>>61783566
an altoids can wrapped in tin foil, ost likely for a card skimmer

>>61783596
looks like manlet bathtub to me

>>61783685
Or american toilet

>>61783685
Is that why it has a lid lmao
Whys it have a lid hahaha wtf third world piece of furnishing is this

>>61783670
That was my first thought, but it was a weird enough setup that I didn't believe it.

>>61783315
The electrical pajeet sure is convincing.

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>>61783807

>>61783685
>>61783596
>>61783719
it's a bidet you plebs

>>61784094
this meme has gone stale remarkably fast

>>61784131
t. virgin

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>>61783782
Gotchu

>>61783907
Mean

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>>61783225
Why does everyone get this wrong except Razer?

>>61784322
To save space
Look how much empty space is on that Razer one

>>61784322
It's cheap to get it wrong and expensive to get it right
Also the keyboard can be wider/bigger if you don't do like Razer does.

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>>61784322
Fuck all of these.

>>61784371
Enjoy your RSI and lack of precision.

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>>61784322
Great, now you have a tiny-ass keyboard.
Traditional layout is the best.

>>61784322
Because some people use their left hand for mouse?

>>61783566
>>61783596
>>61783685
>>61783713
>>61783719
>>61783932
Bitch it's a French bath. You sit in them

>>61784436
> You sit in them
I haven't yet encounter a bath where it's possible to lay down.

>>61784436
>frog bath
well that explains it

>>61784462
Get out of France then

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>>61784404
Those people are WRONG.

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>>61784436
I guess that explains why you people smell like ass.

>>61784502
What are in the other corners?

>>61783907
It would still work though

>>61783907
That's not how you open a can of pickles

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>>61784436
I wouldn't go to France.

>>61783411
hahahahahahaha fake
macfags don't get into heterosexual relationships

>>61784634
probably went through bisexual phase and cheated on her with another man

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>>61784634
Adopted.

>>61784131
agreed, most people are terrible at making it (ex. the wizard ones)

I'm very much tired of it now myself.

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>>61783411
Back to >>>/r/eddit, please.

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>>61784371
>>61784322

Xbox Dev Kit! Somebody!

>>61784484
can someone explain to me the drama going on with bitcoin and bitstream?

>>61783807
>>61783828
elaborate whats so funny , yea LGA is shit , but i dont get it

>>61785040
Idiot drilled heatsink mounting holes into his motherboard.

>>61783932
but it's on the wall?

>>61785004
IT'S CALLED LOOP UNROLLING IT'S MORE PERFORMANT SHUT UP

>>61785265
I remember the Thread about it™

>>61785270
>manually doing what the compiler does on its own

>>61783782
zalgo

>>61785290
xD

>>61784404
>left handed """people"""

>>61785530
DELET

1
2
3 4

>>61785290
DELET THIS CIA NIGGER

>>61785459
kek

>>61785086
oh fuck LOL , why did he do that , they line up pretty closely w/ the original ones anyway (must have been a 775 cooler)

>>61783411
>Documenting yourself destroying someone elses property in order to prove a point.

Good job nigger

>>61785459
quick reminder that's the last face that CIA niggers see before they die

>>61785388
Tell me you have that with sound

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>>61783907

>>61786806
Did anybody ever catch it?

>>61784754
Don't forget this they did recently
https://www.wired.com/story/the-star-wars-video-that-baffled-youtubes-copyright-cops/

>>61783847
I worked in a school. This shit is legit.

>>61784433
delid dis

>>61783265
My MacBook Pro doesn't have this problem.

>>61784433

some weeb will have more empathy for that plastic blob than his mom

>>61784657

> Hoyvin Glavin !

i keked

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>>61784728
>kolossy will never bully you because you are as bad at coding as she is
Why even live?

>>61784351
>>61784396
thing has a 1080 and ample (though loud) cooling, that "empty" space is used for shit to keep in thin

>>61787890
FUCKING SHE-HULK

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>>61783225
From a retro thread.

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>>61784871
Way ahead of you.

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>>61788557

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>>61788610
>Kable

>>61788557
I realize that belongs in a museum, but is it actually ruined?

>>61788661
He wiped the drive as well.

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>>61788710
fucking reddit

>>61783807
JayZ

>>61788717
Even /r/pcmasterrace is mad at him.

>>61788756
Now all he has is a lasting monument to what he ruined

>>61784322
Asus does this too

>>61788771
It could have opened the door for Xbox emulation (I don't know why it's that hard emulate, but it is).

>>61788496
>druaga1

>>61788793
That would be sick.

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>>61786564

>>61785302
You really only need one or two dongle

>>61788796
I think it has to do with reverse engineering and emulating the nForce motherboard

>>61788848
Honestly, I would love to see an Xbox emulator that has pretty low system requirements (1.0GHz PIII, 256 MB of RAM, 128MB of VRAM, DX8.1, Win2K/XP).

>>61788915
There is an Xbox emulator that runs on shit hardware, it's called an Xbox 360

>>61788928
BURN

>>61788928
Oh, you.

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>>61788928

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>>61783225

>>61784322
fucking island keyboard

>>61784322
wrong. having the touchpad below the keyboard is the only valid option. if you want to use a laptop on your lap it's crucial then the keyboard isn't offset to either side so you can keep your hands on the home row comfortably. that's why numpads on laptops are a mistake in most cases. not on portable workstations though. you use these on a desk most of the time.

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>>61783782
>>61784205

>>61785483

This one always fucking gets me

>>61788717
looking at the components, the only thing that would be useful is the software side.
>>61788796
unlikely. You would be able to test games that would be able to run on an XBox, but you wouldn't necessary have the ability to make the weird disk format that a production XBox disk had.

>>61783907
spy around here

>>61785483
I cry every time

>>61784657
>hoyvin-Glavin

I fuckin lost god damn

>>61785352
He looks like Roose Bolton.

>>61788793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH8yjkVCdsA

>>61785530
Is this true

>>61784552
Huh TIL

>>61785530
>grub
>any linux system
try again

>>61786806
Hahahaahahahah

>>61788835
If I recall correctly, he got his daughter taken away from him for doing this.

>>61791524
Why? What was the story behind it? Shooting old computers is normal where I'm from.

>>61785549
awooo

>>61788724
kek

>>61785642
His shirt is so weird

>>61783411
>electronics in water = instant death

>>61783489
EIGHT modems in one card?

Imagine how many concurrent BBS users I could support!

Eight!

>>61783411
>Apple

>>61792212
thanks

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>>61783411
never get involved with a 3dpd kids. they're the devil. stick with 2d.

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>>61784729

Every time i see that picture i laugh at the delusional drumpffags.

>>61783489
is the "wtf" you being a retarded millennial or the fact that this piece of weirdo enterprise(TM) equipment is being sold by a fucking walmart

>>61785280
less branches the better

>>61784598
True though. I live in Paris, and the city has radically changed in the past 20years. Not all of it, 80% is still awesome, but if you walk in some parts you really ask yourself if you are in Europe still. It looks like Africa. Not a white person in sight, strange tongues and disgusting smells, trash, graffiti, people staring at you. And to think I used to go play there as a kid, now I am an alien in my own city.

>>61784957
>Niggers

>>61785434
This is absolutely true. First time installing it and saw the creepy "Hello", i was scared

>>61785352
Your money disappeared when you made it so people need approval to modify pages.
If you try to edit a page now, it will automatically revert the changes unless you are an (((approved))) editor.

>>61788827
Apple ishaq

>>61788557
Someone please explain this to a retard

>>61792851
Some gaymer kiddie ripped apart a devkit that potentially had unreleased alpha/beta/source/etc on the HDD to build a shitty gaymen rig.

>>61792606
That's a sad story, Anon. Do you foresee any reversal of the trend?

>>61785272
this is great

>>61792879
More than that - he wiped a hard drive with 20 gb of data on it because he "couldn't see any files".

>>61792338
sucks to be you

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>>61784598
*SLAP*
You talking to me bitch??!??
*SLAP*
YOU TALKING TO ME???
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*

>>61786564
>le butthurt thinkpad fag

>>61793224
Where do I buy that over-built ergonomic mousepad?

>>61787742
some weeb has almost certainly fapped to this on >>>/d/

>>61793280
some weeb has certainly fapped to this on >>>/g/

>>61784562
probably some pictures

>>61792212
you realize this isn't 2012?

>>61783265
indeed but it will be harder to type on your lap

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>>61793348
Yes it is. You voting for Dr. Paul in the primaries? I think he's got a real chance at this, barring some sort of media blackout or similar establishment trickery.

>>61784728
that algorithm isn't even correct REEEEEEE

>>61791555
Guy's daughter did something behind his back/against her word/spent too much time on facebook or some inane bullshit like that, punishment was destruction of her laptop.

It's not like dv6's are worth much these days at any rate.

>>61784594
Can we get a zoom in on this?

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>>61785434

>>61788835
>checking if the shitty 1911 jammed after each shot

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>>61793224
where I can buy the exact same model?

>>61793468
So, he lost custody for taking away the laptop he bought for his daughter to use and then destroying his own property? There had to be more to it than that.

>>61783265
15 years of using laptops and this has literally never been a problem for me

>>61783907
so this is how you stab turrets to death with spy in TF2

>>61793840
>turrets
They're called sentries, newfag

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>>61784728
>>61793444

>>61793794
He didn't lose custody. CPS did visit his house afterwards to check the girl but found nothing wrong according to what I could dig up.

Here's the original video in case you're that curious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

>>61793224
>>61793758
bump

>>61794091
It's missing a second 90 degree command.

>>61785352
someone post dimmy

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This fucking core-to-clock scaling though. KEK

>>61793192
the worst part is that the 1st generation of devkits for the xbox contained the source code for the original Halo, as I believe it was developed alongside the original hardware and thus had a lot of details regarding how things like the GPU worked down to bare metal (almost every other game was developed after the hardware was finalized). Which is the #1 thing emulator devs were after and could have been adapted to make a working Xbox emulator within months.

not only that but the 1st gen devkits were given out with an agreement which included clauses that they would be returned to Microsoft after a set amount of time, how this one was kept around is beyond me but you can bet that EVERY other devkit is gone and destroyed by MS.

and to top all that off, the VERY last thing that makes this so god damn frustrating is that the kids' dad tried to sell that same devkit and was asking a ridiculous amount for like as in sub $100

Want to see some funny shit?
Bad thing is, its all german
Fun part, you could really bought there stuff, but only in the first days

https://etel-tuning.eu

>>61788293
Holy crap that cute.

>>61784563
My first though, word by word.

Posting from my t420.

>>61785279
Fuck off Carlos.

>>61784484
toot

>>61783225
Best design 10/10

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>>61794618

You're gonna need LN2 to reach 3GHz KEK

>>61785004
IT'S FASTER!!!

>>61787664
My Lenovo 3000 N200 doesn't have it either, because palm detection and the option to disable the touchpad while typing had existed for well over a decade.

>>61784870
while true {
poopInLoop();
}

>>61787627
Doesn't make much sense if you cut away the images that provided the context.

>>61795794
The images where wrong, not made by the same person. It does not work with the CCTV cameras on highways, it only worked with speeding cameras that took pictures.

>>61795794
It makes complete sense what are you talking about

OC. Closed the lid with a headphone ear piece on the keyboard.

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>>61795861
Forgot pic.

>>61784957
>piratedwinrar.jpg

>>61784957
How is this technology

>>61783411
Holy fuck, I would literally murder a bitch if she did this

>>61796557
Found the applebabby

>>61793758
Better ask /jp/ for that sort of info lad

>>61796598
Not him or an "Applebabby" but I wouldn't do that to any type of tech.

>>61793468
>dv6
I used to have on, shittiest computer I've ever had.

>>61788557
>On the carpet

This is a humor thread! Not angry thread!

>>61795928
seriously underrated

>>61785265
Open source screws are needed now

>>61787742

Right here.

>>61790171
https://www.engadget.com/2015/12/18/log-into-most-any-linux-system-by-hitting-backspace-28-times/
It's a bug in GRUB, causes it to crash and go into recovery mode which gives full access to everything. Probably fixed by now.

>>61791732
those would be sweat stains, as well as the joke

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>we are making a web browser!

>>61788496
>>61788804
It was me desu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W6QkhjZKoo&t=0m35s

>>61788641
It's Kabel, you illiterate mongoloid. It's a legit German word.

>>61799310
>tfw VB6 is still the best programming language and the best IDE

>>61784844
>tfw no atomic clock

>>61788981
My mom wasn't proud of me I showed her my new X220.

>>61784436
how is this any different than what you call "bathtub"? im french btw.

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>>61785642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE
I miss when Microsoft was run by a sweaty used car salesman... or maybe a cult leader.

>>61799310
well at least for once /g/ if attempting to get shit done

>>61784634
I'm sure that if you keep trying really hard, you'll make a funny joke one day

>>61784869
They made a model m with a clit tho

>>61785642
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

>>61800080
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/developers/jnflnkgfjpdmnngjdkeliocklhnekmki

>>61784436
since when do the french bathe?

>>61800145
MODS

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>>61800397
kek

>>61796557
Then don't cheat.

>>61783445
>when Indians skim cards

>>61783566
>>61783670

I remember seeing this a week or two back in a thread from /r/whatisthisthing

Apparently it was some sort of sensor at a gas station for them to see how much traffic they were getting.

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>>61800070
ftfy

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oops

>>61801237
How do you even..?

>>61783225
Actually a good idea though

>>61783411
YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

t. Germanbro

>>61783411
As long as that bitch didn't power them on, they would still work when dried

>>61784322
I've unironically seen people do bottom right before

>>61801602
Shut the fuck up kiddo

>>61785564
kek

>>61801738
New gf

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Yoga 720. Loving it.

Trackpad drivers are in the mainline kernel now,

>>61783315
Are you implying that Nicole from tech support I was chatting with last night wasn't flirting to me?

>>61801785
This kind of thing is gonna bring the AI revolution.

>>61793048
I don't know, you'd have to get these people to leave us alone. I don't think they will ever do that.
We can't even talk about it, as it is illegal and wrong speech.
Are there any nice places left in the world? Where you can live freely without some people trying to corrupt everything? How's the US doing ?

>>61801847
hopefully not before we have sex robots

>>61783873
heh

>>61801887
Scary shit

>>61784371
sure it's preferable to a crappy trackpad but i'd take a mouse and keyboard over a trackpoint whenever i can.

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>>61785302

>>61785483
oly uck

>>61788835
I should do this with a t400 and record it.

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>>61802114
jesus christ

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>>61802241

>>61801738
>tattoo

>>61801847
hopefully we can squeeze a little bit more in before then, yes?

>>61802241
thats probably because microsoft bought out linkedin

>>61802377
MS knows what you really want

>>61801738
>tattoos on women
disgusting

>>61783265
>syndaemon -t
on linux

or "palm rest detection" on windows

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>>61801705

>>61803809
>doesn't have the 4chan watermark
Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.

>>61800000

>>61797881
>W. LYNN
Well, he was definitely wailing on his wife!

>>61784870
People
Order
Our
Patties

>>61794659
That sucks because I want to play Forza on my PC without having to use Windows 10.

>>61800728
>open network sockets