Let's talk about realy technology /g/

Any consumer espresso machine with a real operating system is shit.

You don't need a fucking GUI to make espresso, put the money towards a good grinder and pump

>>61783066
I drink お茶, coffee is for poor people desu.

If you make coffee with a machine and not a Moka you are actually retarded and don't really care about real coffee

>>61783170
this is your life right now

you were once a happy child and now you write random words in japanese in a chinese forum to try to impress people

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>>61783066
Patricians like their coffe analog.

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>>61783066
Don't waste your money on an espresso machine under $2,000. Buy a $10 French press, a $10 grinder, and a $5 [weed] scale. That's the best coffee you can make at home.

t. former Starbucks manager

>>61783664
french press sucks dick
pourover is the only way

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>>61783481
u r just mad because u cant read it

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>>61783664
>t. former Starbucks manager
What the fuck would you know about decent coffee then you fucking mongoloid?

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Why wouldn't you use anything else other than the cheap generic normal machines?

>>61784122
>Hey ich schreib in einer anderen Sprache als du sieh mal wie cool ich bin xD
(Hey I'm typing in another language than you just look how cool I am)

>>61783524
I recommend this. I tried many espresso makers, and this is the best one.

>>61785119
>hearing that *rorrhhghh* sound they make while that sweet nectar drops and fills your space with that nice coffee smell
KINO

>>61783066
I picked up used Zelmer maestro for like 25$, never looked back. Brews a fucking awesome coffee

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>>61785585
Even got an old pic

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The espresso machine at work.

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Ive had this thing for a decade now. First gen kuerig machine. I use a refillable pod.

>>61785448
This desu senpai
It's the main reason I wake up every morning (besides shitposting on /g/ of course)

If you drink espresso, don't bother with any of the at-home cheap shit. Unless you have your own burr grinder and a volumetric machine with sufficient pressure and you know how to properly dial in a shot, just go to a coffee shop.

Cold brew iced coffee is the easiest and best bang for buck method - if you have the patience.

Most mr. coffee machines are absolute garbage, get yourself an aeropress/v60 (for single servings) or chemex/french press (for 2-3 servings)

Invest in a scale, goose neck electric kettle, and down the road a burr grinder no matter what your brew method.

t. coffeefag

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This motherfucker

Costed 200 bucks (where I live it is a normal price for this)

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>>61783170
faggot

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>>61788420

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I use a Melitta Caffeo Bistro, does its job really well. Had it for about 10 years, only needed maintenance last year. This machine + good beans = winning

>>61783066
I love my moccamaster

My equipment consists of a Baratza Encore, kitchen scale, airtight storage cans, a Cafe Roma, french press pot and a cezve. As far as espresso goes, really any decent pump and burr grinder will do.

The freshness of the coffee itself is the most important factor. People act like roasted coffee beans are some kind of preserve and they're not. That's oil you've liberated in roasting the bean, and it will go rancid.

>>61785415
Moka pots make some decent coffee but it's not espresso. Espresso absolutely requires a high pressure (ie: 15bar) extraction. It's not optional. What you've got in a Moka pot is something all its own.

so im moving into a new apartment soon and need to get a coffee machince

however what i would like to get is one that can essentially make all the major ones so coffee, espresso, latte, and cappuccino. Does such a machine exist that makes high quality drinks for under $1000

>>61789573
They're called superautomatics and anything under $1000 will break down 5 microseconds after the warranty expires.
Never get anything automatic or that uses sensors for anything if you want it to last.

>>61789573
Rancilo silva