>lurking /g/ for 2 years now
>see all the meme threads about mechanical keyboards
>"haha look @ this autistic neckbeards going MUH CLICK CLICK KEYS"
>Try a red switch keyboard
>"Wow, this shit is comfy"
>buy cheap chink blue switch bc fuck it
>Best. Keyboard. Ever.
>Clickfag now
>"Shit, /g/ was right, what else is there?"
>friend starts falling for the /g/entoo meme
>installs it
>his notebook accelerates tenfold
>I rush to the store to get an SSD for muh Desktop
>install /g/entoo on it
>"OH. MY. FUCK"
>Blender opens in 1.2 seconds
>Android Studio 45 seconds from launch to AVD running built app
FUCK /g/ I'm sorry I ever questioned you. What the fuck am I missing? Chink phone? 16gb RAM? GIVE ME MORE LIFE SAVING MEMES!!!!
>inb4 IBM T60
Bought an old one already, waiting for it to arrive.
did you try virginity yet? shit's cash
Private trackers
Portable music players
Audiophile headphones
>>61779453
No fucking way I can find a virgin around here in Brazil, they all get fugged for the first time at around 12-13.
>>61779501
I'll look into this tracker stuff next. The Audiophile shit i'll have to pass, i'm almost deaf in both ears.
>>61779619
You sure told him.
>>61779638
That's a shame. I'm sorry for you...
programming socks