Hello my name Patel from micurrsoft. I regret to inform

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OH NO
IS IT ISIS?!

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>>61751699
Goddammit Patel what are you doing, get back to coding Windows 11 Service Edition!

u r sayin wat u son of basterd bich

>>61751778
Not until 300rs raise sir. If needing me before then I will be toilet. Thank you sir.

Hello my name is Stallmanjeet from Linux, or as I like to refer to it, GNU/Linux. I regret to inform you that Windows does not respect your freedoms to shit freely.

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My CURR soft?

>>61752542
My curry is diamonds

>>61751699
But I don't have a computer.

>>61751920
How can you gnu respects freedoms if it's not made by people who work for free? We need to outsource more of our free software development to men like Patel.

>>61752542
If I pull that mask off, will he die?

>>61751778
Microsoft is already dismantling Paint. Soon we'll be completely out of options as Microsoft continues to rob us of our freedoms.

>>61753087
No but it would be extremely painful

Please do the needful and download the teamviewer software from I provide link

>>61753186
poo you.

>>61753095
Paint is going to be in the Windows Store lad. Don't you be worrying!

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>>61752542

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>>61752542

:^)

Hey its ur uber driver... am here

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PAJEET

MY SON

>>61751699
Please to do the needful and make yes your computer to restart

>>61753658
>On the left side you can see a row of people collectively eating off the ground
>On the right side you can see a row of people collectively taking a shit on the ground
>sometimes they'll collectively switch sides

>>61751910
>I will be toilet
Do you even designated?

>>61751699
I like your womenz. I am not rully ghey.

>>61753675
dammit pajeet

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWxYIMxpWsM

Good thread

>>61751699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hL1pN4mbK0
I literally just tuned into this 3 minutes before seeing this thread.

>>61751761
That black girl looks like she'll be a QT desu

>>61752542
That fucking respirator kek

>>61753658
Disgusting

>>61756118
how do they know what number to call

>>61751761
Whats up with food portions usa

>call winders virus deleters (not scam)
>actually go through the whole process and pay a small fee of 75.95
>says he will improve my CPUs speeds for small 20 dollars extra
>do it
>find /g/
>realize I was scammed
>no.

>>61758571
American companies sell numbers to other companies

>>61758646
Do Pajeets browse /g/?

>>61758796
YES. HERE IS ONE

Sent from Macbook running Windows 10

>>61753675
Does his cultue prevent this fucking curry nigger from washing his hands too?

>>61758796
Present and accounted for.

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POO

>>61758785
>have accident at work
>go to doctor employed by work
>less than a week later get letters from a gajillion different lawyers wanting my money
Because fuck privacy I guess.

>>61758796
Hello sir I am very pleased to be helping you.

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>>61751699
>wirus
kurwa

>opens remote desktop connection
Take the wheel, Pateel!

why is this board so racist -_-

>>61760479
fuck off pajeet

kek I remember this

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>>61760182
kurwa mac

>>61756118
I like the one where a guy makes a bot that floods the call center.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOs_SjPGPNs

>>61760318
>using an remote connection
You are an idiot

>>61758796
Send vagana and bobs

>>61751699
Thanks for the heads up Patel, I'll fix it tonight when I get home.

>>61759884
POOPY