Hey /g/ what's up, I'm trying to understand this computor

File: 1500305757047.png (592KB, 914x898px) Image search: [Google]

592KB, 914x898px

>>61724070
Does your friend has the tism?

>>61724138
I think I have the tism, if you mean autism

>>61724070
>Go to fridge, open door
>Pick up opaque bottle to check if bottle has enough water
>Put bottle back
>Close fridge door
>IF bottle has enough then:
>Open door again
>Pick up bottle again
>Drink

vs

>Go to fridge, open door
>Pick up opaque bottle to check if bottle has enough water
>IF bottle has enough then:
>Drink

>>61724167
I'm beginning to understand, thanks Anon

>>61724167
What computor language is this from?

File: FiveYearsOfProgrammingExperience.jpg (732KB, 2394x1698px) Image search: [Google]

732KB, 2394x1698px

>>61724206
>we can have a jolly thread of stupid questions and computor jokes!
Have some more.

Guy with FIVE YEARS of programming experience came for an interview, was asked to list all the numbers from 700 to 200, in decrements of 13.

His two tries are in pic. Enjoy.

>>61724222
I am explaining it to a non-programmer OP in terms that OP can understand.

>>61724237
Oh, the first two replies from your last post were from OP himself, I'm just curious where "if ___=0 return ___" comes from
Also, that piece of paper looks very unprofessional, I don't understand of course what the intent of it was since I don't know what decrements of 13 means exactly but it's a very crumpled paper, bad interviewee

File: 1f6b8641ba9479ef1983d63b2213264053971746.jpg (10KB, 324x202px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 324x202px

>>61724237
Shit, this guy sucks

>>61724237
for (i=700; I>=200; i-=13){
return I;
}
Did I do good? In Java anyways

>>61725628
Smallcase i in both cases where I fucked up. Phonepost

>>61724167
So you fill the underscores with an equal expression?

>>61724237
how gud do you have to be to land a gig programming if people who fuck up shit like that pic are applying