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/g/ humor thread

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>>61711109
>she
>her
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>>61711116
>implying implications
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these threads aren't actually funny
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he's wearing really tight pants
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>>61711191
I lied
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>>61711109
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S A HOT GIRL ON HIS LAP BUT HE'S SUCH A NERD HE HAS TO CODE XDDDDDD
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>>61711218
t. Never known the touch of a woman
Or man, for that matter.
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>>61711200
Geocities darkweb?
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>>61711200
>deepweb on chrome
Hot damn this guy's a mad lad
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>>61711332
MADMAN
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>>61711200
The only sensible homepage
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>>61711924
Lost
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>>61711924
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>>61711200
>garfield comics

that's it man
you've done it now
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>>61712050
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>>61712040
So the Sith win.. interesting.
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>>61711893
Is that Geoff or Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust? I can never tell them apart.
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>>61712230
Hey if the problem is solved already, why double work it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>61712239
It's Hammerhead, Geoff doesnt have a bumper.
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>>61711893
You swapped linux and mac OS pics
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>>61711109
This happens.

At least with my crazy gf who tries to monopolize my time.
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>>61712292
then re-do it faggot
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>>61712320
the hero /g/ deserves
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>>61712314
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>>61712323
Just a warning so you won't spread bullshit anymore.
Fix it or don't post it anymore
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>>61712135
audible kek
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>>61711170
>5x the fucking price of the competition
Intel is braindead
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>>61711123
>>61711116
>implying any one of us wouldn't fuck it simply because it looks feminine

Do you know where you are?
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>>61711200
the madman
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>>61712361
traps are gay
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>>61712204
yea once 7nm comes probably. just not yet.
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>>61712381
So is being a virgin.
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>>61711123
thanks for the 2012 meme
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>>61711980
>(not real)
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>>61711936
my fucking sides
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>>61712334
>implying I'd let some knuckle-dragging, mouth breathing, broad-browed Neanderthal faggot touch my computer let alone hit backspace 28 times
I shiggy diggy.
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>>61712334
what did he mean by this?
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>>61711988
every time...
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>>61712376
underrated
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>>61712924
I don't get it desu
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>>61712941
ALSA is muted by default and Linux noobs don't know how to unmute it (alsamixer)
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>>61712884
There was a bug where some specific GRUB configuration would buffer overflow if you tapped backspace too many times on a recovery prompt.
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>>61711170
>comparing a server CPU with a consumer one

is jewtel relly this desperate?
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>>61712957
FUCK C
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>>61711868
I introduced this gif to /g/ like 3 month ago.
Feels good.
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>>61712972
Yup.
Bonus lulz: look at the clocks.
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>>61711170
>-13%
>java
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>>61713037
Cool story, bro. So why do I see it in the archives from 2012?

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>>61712267
MOAR
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>>61711109
Isn't this the from one of the group coding panels from SE (Manga)???
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>>61712333
no, the hero he needs
not the one he deserves
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>>61712361
Have you forgotten 4chan is full of 3D loving normalfags
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>>61713247
fun fact: blocking user surveillance breaks the entire system
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>>61712334
>>61712884
>>61712957
>>61713003
Fuck Linux, etc, etc, but it was only a problem with the recovery console of GRUB, literary like trying to get into single user console or firmware console in a Macintosh or Command Prompt in a Windows machine. Same restrictions apply, even a usual root password won't let anyone exploiting it have actual access to the system.

I don't give a fuck, I'm just autistic when people tell shit the wrong way.
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>>61713384
>he
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>>61713396
That faggot couldn't even edit Group Policy properly. Not saying that Botnet 10 does not spy, just pointing out that most of "tech experts" are shit.
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>>61713468
/g/ is strictly a no womyn zone pleb
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>>61712314
Doesn't loonix hate c++?
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>>61713544
Theyd have to know it to hate it. /g/ is a ricing/consumist board
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>>61712320
KEK SO HARD AND LULZ SO FAR
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>>61711162
Ohshit this is my post!
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>>61711232
Where do you think you are?
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>>61712418
2014 easily
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>>61712334
>Linux system
How can you log into something that doesn't exist?
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>>61713739
A place with 0.1% of people who are actual neckbeard autistic "install gentoo" retards and 99.9% of normal functioning normies with sex lifes and non autistic social skills
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>>61713765
you can literally run a shell written in less than a dozen lines of code straight on the (Linux) kernel
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>>61712376
This. Refracta would be king without it.
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>>61711129
Yes they are.
Fuck off, Anita. Go menstruate somewhere else. It stinks.
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>>61712292
>>61712338
False.

Tesla as has much open source design as macOS does.
It's not related in design to Linux.

Linux being purely hobbyist (except for commercial server and embedded use that this picture obviously does not descript) fits very well with the self made shitcar.
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>>61713604
Didn't desktop threads get kicked out because fags kept spamming 3-4 threads at once.
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>>61712152
>>61712050
Check this one out!

>>61712106
What's the funny?? Seems like a sensible design.

>>61712256
>>61712240
Lovely!
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>>61713685
So did you lose your job?
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>>61713685
Prove it
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>>61713823
Lock pickers brute force locks all the time.
A distributed denial-of-service attack is a totally viable option if you have the resources.

Probably one of the bigger parts of "hacking", the other being exploits. Most of "hacking" is social engineering anyways.

I recommend you go to reddit, they accept misinformation like that and think it's funny.
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>>61712289
God why are all of your actors are so fucking ugly
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>>61713848
If they're supposed to be banned, then /g/ is confirmed for no mods because they keep popping up being as worthless as ever and can stay here for over a whole day.
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>>61713744
jesus christ
where can I get one
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>>61713155
kek'd
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>>61713848
They mostly are, it's not as reinforced as porn is, fetch threads still are pretty much desktop threads and they don't always get deleted right away, but if you literally make a thread called "desktop thread" it ain't gonna last

>>61713956
Usually they are deleted within a few hours.
/g/ has serious backout hours where you can pretty much post anything without it getting deleted for hours
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>>61713991
how the fuck did a cut so clean happen?
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>>61712147
kek
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>>61711162
>>61713685
Could have just passed it off as a joke.
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>>61714005
Just buy a proper fucking card, even my cheap RX doesn't sag even without support
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>>61714189
horrifying
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>>61714135
>its just a prank bro

I don't think that would have been much better.
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>>61714189
the fastest solution to the "sum of all primes below 2 million" problem
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>>61714224
He was working at a shit place anyways if that actually mattered or he was shot at his job.
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>>61712376
gets me every time.
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>>61711170
>Nobody noticed the @2.2ghz Ryzen

Is that even a thing? Can you just underclock shit and use it like that?
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>>61713900
Nope, and we got passed, but it was not comfortable.
>>61713900
Pic related, not sure the best way to prove it tbqh.
>>61714237
I generally like my job. I would not like to get shot.
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>>61714005
dis my OC people look at it
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>>61714326
Second one was meant to reply to >>61713913
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>>61714212
do u understand how gravity works
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Everytime
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>>61714354
Yes, but those shit card manufacturer obviously don't.
Any properly built card won't sag. Full metal backplates are a thing you know.
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>>61714370
I'm computer illiterate, I have never coded in my life
why is it that I instintically know that the code on the right is a fucking abomination to the point of giving me shivvers and anger?
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>>61711109
AHAGAHAHADHHHSHGGFDFC
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>>61713768
I'm neither but still a virgin, I think that's the real majority
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>>61714167
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>>61714326
How is the Dell
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>>61714475
It's the comments. They scream twitter attention whore.
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>>61714370
it always bothers me more that the '// what the fuck??' was taken out more than anything else
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>>61714500
That's because you're young, give it some time.
Also don't say it out loud, underage is b& offence.
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>>61714517
Its great, its a 9360 developer edition. The battery life and screen are pretty great, but I would strongly suggest upgrading the M.2 SSD that it ships with to something faster and higher capacity.
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>>61714370
I never did figure out whether this was an edit or not.
Honestly, every time I see something about Karlie Kloss it looks like it's deliberately staged to make her look as stupid as possible.
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>>61714551
everytime on github
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>>61711980
>(not real)
This could be real if windows 10 is running in a vm with seamless mode or an equivalent.
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>>61714513
>Do you want a computer? to cum?
How do I make my computer cum, anon?
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>>61714475
code on the right is fine, is just that whoever made that image most likely stripped any comments of the 'evil unreadable men's code' of the left that cleverly and computationally efficiently returns an approximation of an inverse square root. this scam artist is a person who presents herself as a great authority out there to introduce oppressed womyn to programming.
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>>61714475
It's not THAT terrible on its own, it's mostly the comments that make it cancer. I have genuinely no fucking clue what she was thinking with
 (a > b && b < a) 
though, assuming that screenshot is even real.
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>>61714597
> (a > b && b < a)

nevermind, im retarded to
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>>61712088
>using == in EcmaScript
Whoever made this shouldn't be surprised.
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>>61714596
Put a flash drive in it, I guess.
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>>61714529
What bothers me is that the snippet on the right doesn't adhere to the javadoc commenting guidelines.
Or is that C#? I can never tell them apart.
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>>61713867
top kek
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>>61711109
Source?
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>>61714643
considering there's no
public static
I'll guess it's C or C++
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>>61714597
>code on the right is fine
>returns 5 if both values are equal
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>>61714181
>not an idiot
>windows
???
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>>61714597
Well, the original comments were just
>// evil floating point bit level hacking
>// what the fuck?
so not super helpful.
Except to let you know that it's supposed to be unreadable, and that if it's stopped working, you might as well kill yourself now.

>>61714602
>(True == True) && (True != False)
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>>61714753
It's more like
(a == b) && (b == a)
. Completely redundant even if you're trying to avoid some really esoteric compiler bug or something.
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>>61714705
Thanks, Satan.
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>>61712204

Uhh... No?

The jedi is just more expensive but still dominates over the Sith.

You know when the Sith appear to have an upper hand? That's when AMD is about to release a major product that has all the hype but when the Jedi win that battle it's when benchmarks proves that AMD is alright but nowhere near winning.
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>>61714533
Just uni pal

>>61714563
Just trying to decide between it and the x1 carbon because the carbon has a lower res but still high dpi WQHD panel giving more battery life but then the XPS 13 has a slightly bigger battery and reported more quiet, but a 4k screen hurting the battery life by a good amount (not going to do 1080p, I have 20/20 vision and I like super smol text so I can look at a lot at the same time)

Both have amazing build quality and USB C for all my port needs with a small dongle.

Basically it's hard to tell which would have more battery with so many factors.
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>ifunny watermark
get the fuck off of this board
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>>61714488
Picture for ants.

>>61714551
cancer

>>61714597
>code on the right is fine

>>61714602
>It's not THAT terrible on its own,
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>>61711170
>tfw i got dat shit

feels really good,though to be said i really cried since the new 8-core TR chip looks promising(for only 50$ more - would be 100-150 where i live but anyways) considering i could have got quad-memory channels & other features
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>>61714370
If you google the code on the left you will know it has an actual appliance, had comments (she unironically removed them) and actually solved a problematic.
Her code is pathetic, riddled with attention seeking comments; i bet that if you could code with emojis this 'coder gurl' would fill the screen with peaches, hearts, squirts and eggplants. Whatever her goal is she is doing a diservice to all real female programers out there.
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>>61714895
The X1 carbon is a nice machine, the keyboard and trackpoint are much better than keyboard and trackpad on the XPS. That being said, I think the XPS gets better battery all around, and its generally cheaper.
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>>61713823

Not really. A DDoS attack requires you to aquire a botnet and skills to use it. You could, but you wouldn't, as wouldn't anyone else, remote connect to a host and start LOIC. It would take ages if you were to individually fire up every computer. You must have fairly good skills to control all computers at the same time and cover your tracks well enough to remain anonymous after the attack.

Dynamite can be stolen or bought, you just place it next to the door and boom.
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>>61715065
>using a botnet
>not highjacking a server
what a pleb
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>>61715023
I want to believe she's doing it on purpose.
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>>61712972
>>61713039
>>61714274
It's a comparison of the SMT implementation, though, so it's not going to be different between the server and client versions, nor between frequency changes. The real problem is that they're wrong, quite simply, and that in most cases AMD's SMT has proven more efficient than Intel's.
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>>61711200
Man the NSA might stop by and those Garfield comics with you
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>>61711200
Mind sharing your garfield comics?
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>>61713823
Based on those Shadowrun threads I've seen on /tg/, dynamite is actually one of the most important tools of a master hacker.
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>>61713811
>fits very well with the self made shitcar.
Except for its being shit, that is.
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>>61711200
how do eye acs33s th4t website fellow anon?
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>>61715228
Well, so is Linux as a desktop OS for daily use compared to the other "cars" on the "road".
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>>61714622
>he doesn't double check just in case
Lmaoing@ur life
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>>61711893
>shitty meme for redditors
>decently reliable, practical daily driver, but not without it's issues and not especially stylish
>hacked together homebrew

wow this is actually good.
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>>61712088
>the triune zero of javascript
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>>61715254
7YP3 "dank web" into G00GL3 L3L XD
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>>61712336
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>>61714702
It is proprietary, so no source for you.
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>>61715403
yuck
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>>61715278
That's strange, because every time I try to use Windows, I feel the other way around.
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>>61715537
That's because you're autistic and only think you're smart while you're just another dumbass.
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>>61715065
>A DDoS attack requires you to aquire a botnet and skills to use it.

Still not hacking. Your skills in explosives may be impressive, but it still isn't lockpicking.
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>>61715023
have you ever heard of emojicode
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>>61715471
Gorss
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>>61714705
That's ï¿¿ï¿¿ï¿¿ï¿¿.
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>>61715662
get the fuck back to 9gag with your shit 2009 memes
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>>61713768
Everyone forgets the cyborgs :^(
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>>61715560
There is no definition for computer related "hacking" as movies make it seem, only normie shit.
Hacking is modding actually in tech terms.

Creating a DDoS attack and managing it is "hacking" is pretty much every normie definition. But so is stealing FaceBook passwords with a keylogger but so is even highjacking packets in a unprotected WiFi network. Go figure.
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>>61714500
That's still the 99.9%, you literally say "still" a virgin, the 0.1% would not even consider it.
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>>61715826
maybe the mug pattern is code of some kind like you can code rude shit into those github pattern too
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>>61715023
I believe you can redefine stuff using emojis in C++

e.g.
#define true
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>>61715255
Why does the main function return a value?
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>>61715662
It's bad, son.
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>>61715880
exit codes nigger
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>>61715880
code executed with no errors
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>>61714060
Laser cutting or waterjet cutting
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>>61713651
BUT IN THE END
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>>61716054
delet this
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>>61715986
NIGGERS
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>>61711191
Wut
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>>61716098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-4d6RdVjmg
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>>61715901
>>61715911
But who catches that int?

I get that 0 is no errors, and any other number means something went wrong.

But is the OS supposed to handle them and notify the user somehow?
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>>61711868
Gas the freetards
OS war now
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>>61712240
I was in that thread years ago, every post in there was gaijins because someone posted a link on /g/, the nips just ignored the thread.
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>>61716175
If you're using a shell like bash you can get the exit code with $?. It's idiomatic to use || or && to use exit codes as conditionals.
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>>61712203
fuckin lost
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>>61712376
holy. fucking. shit
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>>61714518
>>61714597
>>61714602
>This is a function that calculates the larger of two numbers
>calculates
>returns b if a < b, otherwise returns 5
it IS badly written, as opposed to Carmack's code, which is mathemetically genius (but not his own discovery)
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>>61715700
>only on linux
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>>61714488
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>>61712376
Chuckled audibly.
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>>61716325
>carbonated juice
fuck that actually sounds delicious
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>>61716337
i've heard carmack didn't wrote it, it was some other quake dev
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>>61716337
>otherwise returns 5
If a is greater than b, then b is also smaller than a, for all a and b.
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>>61716357
>>61716436
fuck off, reddit
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>>61716384
According to the Wikipedia article, nobody knows who wrote it.
And THAT is why you write your name in the comments.
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>>61716325
Kek, took me a second
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>>61711162
now have 1033 waifu pictures.
thanks.
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>>61711905
took me a long time, not bad
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>>61711162
i still remember this shit, cringe has fuck
>fuck me in the eth0
just...why
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>>61715029
I would use that discount from /tpg/, hopefully it actually works since I'm not a business obviously

They also offer a 1tb SSD for a small price increase ($100) over having the 500gb somehow in the X1
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>>61716357
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>>61714533
Also you talk like a young newfag yourself
>>
>>61716755
That's because you are a young newfag. You can't distinguish between ironic and unironic posts yet.
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>>61713149

I remember getting this at one point but I no longer do
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wow these threads have turned to astro shit tbqh f@m
>>
>>61716946
I used to run emacs on an eMac. I thought it was funny at least.
>>
>>61716781
Pretending to be retarded I see
>>
>>61716964
It's okay anon, I find it funny too.
>>
>>61711878
lost
>>
>>61712267
peopl actually chat like they're on tumblr?
wow
>>
>>61711905
Lost
>>
>>61711905
I don't get it. Space bus London donuts?
>>
>>61717334
Not donuts, cheerios
Look at filename
If you still can't figure it out


Universal
Cereal
Bus
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>>61717334
>London donuts
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>>61717334
Universal serial (cereal) bus
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>>61716375
it is
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>>61711200
But do they have the banned pipe comic? This is a must for such risk.
>>
>>61711930
;_;
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>>61711162
reminds when I had my dead harddrive salvaged by a guy also around his 50 or so
he said he felt embarrassed when he saw my anime pictures collection
what's worse, he said that to my father
good thing he had no clue about anime is and described it rather vaguely, as cartoon characters
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>>61711109
>a girl will never sit on you like that
Just end it all family.
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>>61717976
Actually, my mom did that yesterday.
>>
>>61716946

Why are you running emacs on plan9?
>>
>>61711905
That's only a galaxy.
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>>61712334
>most any
What in the FUCK did he mean by this?
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>>61715740
>FFFF

I'd realize you're being a dipshit and ban you.
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>>61713927
i thought it was the same guy in 3 different outfits for a good 10 seconds
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>>61715662
>using busybox on android
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>>61711893
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>>61718065
9front has the man page but not the actual software.
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>>61718163
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>>61713793
sauce?
>>
>>61714533
>give it some time.
This is fucking bullshit, I'm 25 and never even had a gf, much less sex. It's just not gonna happen, especially if you browse /g/.
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>>61717976
I've had several sit on my lap like that
sometimes with my dick out and their panties down on public benches

fun times
>>
>>61718305
>tfw the butthurt against macos is bigger then even your love for linux
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>>61718399
found this, sauce: https://dekennisvannu.nl/site/artikel/Fotogenerator-The-End/9232

"Unfortunately, we've had to take down the Fotogenerator website. Due to its immense success (over 2 million unique visitors), server costs had become too high for us to carry. Thanks everyone for creating all these amazing images! "
>>
>>61718413
I hope there's a special place in hell reserved for people like you. Fucking Chad piece of shit.
>>
>>61718230

people honestly needed to meme that instead of delit system 32 rubbish
>>
>>61718401
/g/ has nothing to do with it
/g/ is an output for you autism, it's not the cause of it
I was a virgin and browsed /g/ a decade ago, it never stopped me

25 and virgin is sad though, if you really want you will anon
Those wizard powers must be sweet doe
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>>61718444
Calm your titties boy, sex is awesome but it ain't that special
You will eventually get bored of it and remember the true meaning of life
A life dedicated to the autism we call technology, nowadays I'm literally a fat no life NEET that spends 18 hours a day shitposting on /g/ and becoming a living dictionary
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>>61711905
kek
Thanks anon, I'll leave this thread since it can't get better than this.
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>>61718433
Cheers.

Apparently it's called Pix2Pix, here's the git: https://github.com/phillipi/pix2pix
>>
>>61713037
This meme is literally like 17 years old you fucking dumbass kid
>>
>>61715748
AYYMD, NVIDIA AND INTEL SHILLS BTFO
>>
>>61713709
a classic
>>
>>61714326
Are you finnish?
>>
>>61718861
Yes, apparently the name is pretty unique to this country.
>>
>>61718880
Aleksi is RUSSIAN.
>>
>>61716175
not all programs run alone, sometimes you run several programs for example from a script. in that case you want to know if you exited with no errors.
>>
>>61718910
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksi

You're confusing it with Alexey
>>
>>61719057
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksi
Huh, TIL.
>>
>>61719121
>TIL
Ugh, Reddit.
>>
You need to go back, baka
>>
>>61719168
Fuck off, senpai. I'll kill your sister after I rape your body pillow.
>>
>>61718444
I average one sexual partner every 3 years. Am I Chad too, just because I've had some pussy? Retard.
>>
>>61719195
Rude
>>
>>61719247
>Anonymous 08/03/17(Thu)20:18:13 No.61
I'll show you a rude.
>>
>>61714326
Is it wrong I want that same terminal?
>>
>>61719431
Go away Eastern US fag
>>
>>61714234
50 million primes would almost get you the sum of primes under ~1 billion.
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>>61713867
Lost hard.
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>>61719544
S-s-stop, this is my mom's computer please don't install malware.
>>
>>61712267
So nobody knows how Windows works?
>>
>>61712376
Lost hard.
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>>61719814
your mom's computer a shit now
I stole all credit card numbers and put on virus and horse
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>>61719612
topkek senpai fampai
>>
>>61719961
no
>>
>>61719543
no, its OK.
>>
>>61712376
only one i lol'd at itt

so fucking true
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