>Cat hair in computer
>>61664069
>Cat in computer
>>61664069
>having pets
you asked for it
>>61664109
this. love animals and shit but fuck them getting hair anywhere.
my dawgs don't fuck up shit. the kitty kat at my gf's apartment is fine. if your cats and dogs shed kill them.
>penis hair in computer
>>61664069
>pussy on keyboard
>>61664123
Reported to PETA.
>>61664069
> Cat cum in keyboard.
>>61664069
>cat hair in mouse
>>61664187
>Mouse is a mouse
>>61664234
looks/sounds kind of disgusting, to be honest
>>61664251
It is. Just imagine the smell after a couple of days.
>>61664307
It must smell almost as bad as you.
>>61664568
touché
>>61664568
>>61664307
>>61664251
>
It's just taxidermy idiots
>>61664069
Then let pussy out of the basement and stop fingering him while you watch anime.
>>61664127
Pube or armpit hair? I can never tell
>not having a little fella to help you with cabling
>>61665247
>and they will forget to remove some piece of flesh
Plus I'm sure that thing still stinks and for real taxidermy you have to use a good bunch of chemicals.
>cat always tries to lie on my keyboard or attacks my hand as i use the mouse
>fucker is asleep on my keyboard as soon as i leave for a few minutes and come back
>Cat's been using my computer while I'm gone
>He installed Xubuntu over my Gentoo install
>He keeps pawing at my monitor now
>turn keyboard upside down
>slap the back
>look at desk
>cat encrypted all of my files on my computer
>ask him for the key, but all he does is meow
>Dogs shed like motherfuckers
>Have to constantly broom the entire fucking house and always get buckets of hair.
>Dont like having them outside
>Always feel a inmense dread that something will fuck me up the moment i am alone so i am surrounded constantly by dogs.
>>61664143
As if PETA is gonna do shit.
>>61666788
>cat puts ransomeware on your computer
>>61664568
kek'd
>>61664123
Get a Poodle or a poodle mut.
I want a Goldendoodle mainly because they don't shed.
>>61664069
>Cat shits on keyboard ruining it
>>61666058
cute!~
>>61666058
>not a single surface in the entire three-bedroom apartment that would not result in screw loss
>laptop partially held by glue, tape and zipties
>>61664086
Mine does this he gets hair all over the monitor and fucks my shit up by stepping on random keys for the longest. I love him though
>>61664069
>Cat in STEM
>>61666058
I just had a High Quality Chuckle®™.
Thank you.
>>61664234
>>61664069
>eggsecutive running linux