The wires on these fuckers make my face itchy. Is there any way

>>61641675
I was thinking of coating them with something but I don't know what

>>61641675

dont worry they will break soon enough, then go buy some kz for a fraction of the price

>>61641711
>kz
>>>/trash/

>>61641711
I've had mine for three years
They will last a very long time.

>>61641813
nice meme

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>>61641675
Cum into a receptacle, empty it into a small blender like a magic bullet, and blend to even the consistency
Apply the semen evenly to the earbud wires with a cotton ball or similar
Think about it, your semen is inside you right now and not causing a reaction. You don't break out in hives when you cum on your belly or try to catch it in your mouth. It's the perfect personal hypoallergenic coating

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>>61641675
Just upgrade. Worth it.

>>61641675
How about not using shit earbuds?

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>>61643700
Do literally any other earbuds have the exact same shape? Believe it or not, other people have different preferences and the silicone little shits 1) hurt 2) don't stay inside. You'd say if they hurt then get smaller ones, but oh wait, they'll fall out even easier, so get bigger ones, which will totally not hurt even more.
So are there any ""not shit"" earbuds that aren't silicone shit, and you won't look like a complete loser, because somehow Apple patented good-looking earbuds or something.
>inb4 >>>/fa/
Well you're the one that suggested that they're shit.

>>61641813
Hey, KZs are good. I let over dozen people listen to a second pair I bought and each one instantly bought some on Amazon.

>>61644094
Have KZ ATE, ATR, and ZS3

ATE is godmode earbuds

>>61643684
I fucking hate how good they are. Seriously it is not fair that apple is the ones to make the only real good headphones.

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>>61643929
Do this
>>61643684
which will remove the itchy on your face wires, you faggot.

>>61644293
I'm not >>61641675 and the wires don't itch my face, I even wear them with the wire under my shirt.

But
>use inferior bluetooth which limits the bitrate to like 200kb/s
>will have to recharge them every day
>they make you look stupid
>if I only use the right side one then basically throw $70 away because you can only buy a single one if you had both and lost one of them
Any other suggestions?

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>>61644444
Since you aren't OP, I don't really care anymore.

Nice quints, though.

>>61641675
>>61641691
so to do something /g/ is apparently unable to do and actually answer your question

go buy a can of plastidip from a local auto parts or hardware store, it sprays on and drys with a nice rubber coating

Seriously though these are the best earphones I bought in a while, even though I'm not a a fan of apple they are good quality. Also what >>61643929 said is so fucking true with those earphones that go all the way in the ear, and ends up irritating me

>>61641675
Coat them in someone's cum.

Just coat your face in sunblock or moisturiser or somethink like that.

>>61644534
OP here, thanks mate.
I mean Plastidip is almost the price of the earphones themselves, but I think I can find something in smaller quantities

>>61643684
Bought these a month and a half ago and they're seriously fucking awesome. Expensive but I'm worth it tbqh.