/csg/ Chink Shit General

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>>61637964

>>61638032
And they didn't even put the Star of David fidget spinner from the previous thread.

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Got a new portable soldering iron for field work.

Also a silicone work mat to hopefully avoid starting brush fires while doing said field work. Alternatively it can hide the burn marks on my bench.

Best mouse for dirt cheap? I just need something for the workstation.

Does /csg/ buy any cameras? Just need one that performs better than a phone cam.

>>61638236
Oh and ideally it does have some control over dpi and a comfortable feel. Something like the Logitech G500 but not so expensive. Doesn't need a perfect sensor. Just weighty and made for big hands.

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Apparently portable chargers are prohibited from being imported via mail into New Zealand.

You know what else is prohibited? Cloned or hybrid human embryos. Pic related.
What the fuck? Can a black science guy please explain? Does cloning an embryo just mean splitting it in two when it is young? And what is a hybrid embryo?...

>>61637964
>$30 Portable amp
Ech

>>61638205
Also the firmware for it is open source. This guy wrote some custom firmware for it that has more useful features for running the iron off batteries. Like low voltage cutoff to protect your lipo packs and better voltage/temperature calibration features.
https://github.com/Ralim/ts100

Where to order Doge canvas?

>>61638346
If you mean this >>61637858
then search the archives. From what I remember he ordered from a Chinese seller offering custom canvases

>>61638297
It's probably a safety-related ban. For instance li-ion power banks are flat-out banned by the IATA from being carried as cargo on passenger aircraft worldwide. The amount of energy stored and the prevalence of dubiously constructed units makes them even more hazardous to transport than mobile phones.

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>>61638297
mainly to do with prohibition of ghost babbys

>>61638205
Link for store? Have you tested it out yet?
I'm just about to pull the trigger on some cheap wall plug soldering iron and accessories.

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Does anyone know where I can get a 64gb legit micro sd card for a fair price ? Don't want to buy fake ones and they all seem suspicious.

>>61638297
A cloned embryo is when you take a human egg, remove the DNA from it and squirt in DNA from another human's stem cells. A hybrid egg is doing the same thing but with an animal egg cell instead of a human one.
The point of it is to be able to grow organs in a lab which are a perfect match for a specific individual, but because it will lead to designer babbys and further proof that all religions are worthless garbage progress isn't as quick as it could be.

>>61638449
SHARK
HARK
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RK
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>>61638449
Wait for a Goybest deal, last time I ordered a overpriced memeshark for ~20$.

It's Goybest tho, if you have issues with it they'll just tell you to fuck off.

>>61638502
Shark?
>>61638507
I am in a third world country near Russia, do you think they would ship here?

Here's a deal from our chinky friends

Dear Roman
10$ discount for Blackview A7 to get 39.99$ for VIP customer,the promo is limited--only 300 pcs, after sell out will come back the normal price 49.99$,your vip code is «vip-Z»,pls leave it in your order we will adjust the price for you,
Android 7.0 MT6580A/1GB RAM+8GB ROM/Dual back camera!Now presale will release in the middle of August!
aliexpress.com/store/product/Blackview-A7-Smartphone-Android-7-0-MT6580A-Quad-Core-Mobile-Phone-1GB-RAM-8GB-ROM-Dual/404310_32823104584.html

>>61638554
Probably, but if the post service "loses" your card your shit out of luck.

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I need a solution to bring sound from my laptop (USB or ExpressCard) to my old-ass Home Theater (analog 5.1, pic related).
Any ideas? I was thinking maybe something like a USB sound-card (https://www.aliexpress.com/item/0/32812167797.html) could work, but I'm open to suggestions or better alternatives.

>>61638410
Got it off banggood with the 15% off coupon for soldering gear which I think is still active. It's temp controlled, heats up fast and holds the temp really well even on a high thermal mass joint. Honestly it's better than a lot of desk stations I've used.
Do note though that it doesn't come with a PSU. You can feed it anywhere from 12-24V through the 2.5mm barrel jack at the end of it so battery packs, vehicle adapters and laptop chargers all work if you have a connector that fits.
The literature says the power ranges from 17W at 12V to 65W at 24V and that feels about right. At 24V it heats up to 300C in less than 10sec and it takes just over 30sec to do it on 12V.

>>61638676
Sweet! Got a link for the product?

I'm looking for a new battery for my thinkmeme, what sites should I trust

>>61638705
https://www.banggood.com/MINI-TS100-Digital-OLED-Programable-Interface-DC-5525-Soldering-Iron-Station-Built-in-STM32-Chip-p-984214.html

You can search for TS100 on most chink stores for more options and accessories.

>>61638754
Thank you!

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>>61638645
Those are audio outs, if the audio-in are also rca you only need one of these:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-3-5mm-to-2RCA-AV-Stereo-Audio-Aux-Cable-for-Car-Male-to-Male-Splitter/32412560509.html

>>61638855
Also, you can find cheaper models when bought locally.

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>>61638297
Bulgaria is still the best

>>61638705
>>61638841
Not him but this is the one I use:
https://www.banggood.com/YIHUA-908D-220V-LED-Digital-Display-Soldering-Station-Soldering-Iron-Kit-p-1059873.html?rmmds=search
Lacks the portability of the more expensive one but is half the price and takes Hakko tips.

>>61638891
As an X-Ray machine operator I hate these things. They literally look like an improvised explosive on the monitor.

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Reposting because no answer and I'm stupid.

I was sent here to ask about getting a coupon to use in Aliexpress to get a Xiaomi Mi Max for a good low price.
What should I know getting into this? Do they ship internationally, or should I use an international locker service to get around it?

>>61638930
Check kimovil for current coupons

>>61638930
https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-mi-max-2

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>>61638855
It was a stock picture, this one is closer to what I've got. Also, the solutions you're suggesting works for stereo only, I need to output 5.1 sound.

>>61638900
Since you'd be tried to the bench with that anyway I think I'd prefer something like a 936 clone which would be more serviceable and have a beefier power unit.

>>61638900
Constant portability isn't a priority. That iron also looks nice.
Damn, I'm going to have to do some thinking on those two.

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>>61638914
There's no transformer though? How would you detonate explosives with 3 button cells and no transformer?

>>61638982
You need the sound card you posted and three of those cables anon posted.

>>61638930
Coupon max2gb makes it $239.99

https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_646141.html

>>61638988
>>61638991
Good point. Storage is a issue and a can't have a soldering iron sitting on my only desk/dinner table/office table all day. ;)

>>61636402
Link for these caps?

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>>61639008
Cables aren't a problem, I'm just curious to know if there are better solutions or products for what I'm trying to do (>>61638645).

>>61639085
No point in going with express card. I doubt anyone will have a done a real review of these, as most people will be using bitstream via HDMI. Looks like there are some build quality and qc issues judging by reviews.

>>61639082
The guy who got them, linked them.

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>>61638205
high five soldering bro, this iron is great

>>61639331
neat

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WHERE DA MEMES AT

>>61639447
>EAIOSI X6 XD
>NOT BAD FOR A $130 PHONE XD
>LE ECO IS DED XD
>WHICH KEYBOARD DO I GET XD
Hope that will tide you over.

>>61639497

DANK AF

>>61639331
I had to make sure to get a chisel tip with mine though. Can't stand conical.

>>61639497
But Le Eco IS dead

Why is the finger scanner on the P10 such dog shit?

>>61639619
Is it? I have a P9 lite. It's fine. Unless you sweat even slightly.

>>61638754
>that review score
>the only bad review is by some bumblefuck that couldn't read the item description

>>61639331
>>61639422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xa2kTvWTaVs

>>61639604
yeah i got the chisel one too (it hadn't arrived yet when i took the pic). i use the chisel tip for pretty much everything.

What some /csg/ aproved mp3 players and large (50watt+) bluetooth speakers?
Also, what about fleshlight type tings?? Shouls I stick my dick in questionable quality items?

>>61639536
And I'm sure your autistic report spamming did nothing to help with that

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Is this a good deal?

What's the general consensus on wish?
Seems sketchy with all these bootlegs figure

>>61640604
maybe the mods have had enough of his monetized youtube videos and pathetic attempts to hide his referral link ebegging in the pastebin

>>61640547
A 20W hotsnot gun is dollar store tier. Buying local probably wouldn't cost you any more and you wouldn't have to wait for shipping.

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Any good storage containers/boxes?
rather not be transparent
lock would be nice but not neccesary
just normal square block shape

>>61640547
Not especially, should be available locally for similar prices.

>>61640679
it's aliexpress for normies. A lot of the stuff there is available cheaper on other chink sites. There's plenty of fake stuff too.

Their support is pretty good though, if you get a fake, or something is not as described you'll usually get your money back without a fight.

My prolink wireless mouse are failing again

Is this James Donkey meme a good wireless mice?

I other than regular usage, I mainly use it for photoshops, so low dpi setting is definitely a plus

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>>61640679
>Sign up to browse products!
Into trash it goes.

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watching this little bugger randomly gain and lose time is fun, it has actually been getting closer to being correct over the past few weeks

>>61641179
Nice yellow and white dress.

>>61640688
Looks like they're sick of your report spamming too.

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>>61641204
You could always use it for it's intended purpose, if accuracy is not paramount.

>>61641744
I have a real one for accurate timekeeping and a vostok for fun timekeeping already

good keychain with a knife, bottle opener, wine corkscrew? I got a job as a barback

also what's good camera to record while I ride my bike?

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>>61641204
It's been over a year since I last set my Casio and it's only 10 seconds behind www.time.is

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>tfw 30-50 day shipping for a fidget spinner

>>61641862
yeah, I've been using mine for gym, sauna, and bathing for like 5 years
it's a real trooper once you replace the shoddy plastic strap with chinkshit nato

>>61641887
Does anyone know if this helm-shaped spinner is any good? https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8-Minutes-Fidget-Spinner-Newest-Copper-Quiet-Smooth-High-Speed-Metal-Hand-Spinner-Hybird-Brass-Bearing/32816911874.html

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>>61641862
>12-hour time

>>61641906
18mm?

>>61641941
If you need a watch to tell whether it's am or pm then you have bigger problems than which knockoff digital watch you're wearing.

>>61641941
Burgers aren't clever. My fiancee can not wrap her head around "military time" no matter how many times I slap her.

>>61641941
I actually prefer 24h, I just keep accidentally pressing the button to change between the modes and am too lazy to switch back

>>61642050
>dividing the day into 2 parts for no fucking reason
>>61642080
Do you have square wheels too, and call round wheels "military wheels"?
>>61642093
Happens to me too sometimes, but I would make sure to set it back if I'm taking a photo.

>>61642024
yeah
you want the real cheap and thin kind, thicker ones wont fit

>>61642107
>I would make sure to set it back if I'm taking a photo
Didn't realize it mattered that much to people

>>61642107
>Do you have square wheels too, and call round wheels "military wheels"?

I'm going to charitably assume you're German or some other mutation that isn't good with sarcasm.

>>61642107
If someone asks you the time would you unironically say
>its nineteen twenty five

>>61642201
yup, in my part of the world is very much fine

>>61640679
They're sketchy, they act as a middleman for chink sellers and charge customers shipping costs even though it's actually free (that's how Wish gets their profits.)

They sell fake capacity flash drives too.

I just acquired a 23x35 inch (58x89 cm) poster frame with a black backer.
What should I put in it and hang above my bed? I'll probably end up going to custom print route. The only problem is finding a high enough resolution image for the print.

Also, what store do you guys use for prints? The one I saw recommended on here a couple of weeks ago appears to have gone down.

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>>61642324
>What should I put in it and hang above my bed
Lewd migu.

>>61642201
Yeah, what else? I don't get why the US military has that retarded "O 800 hours" or whatever.

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>>61642324
Hang the madman

>>61642201
Yes.

>>61642492
Are you retarded? You use that shit to make sure you don't get misunderstandings. Similar systems are in place all around the world.

>>61642492
Twenty five past seven or seven twenty five.
Using the 24 hour clock in normal spoken bong English conversation marks you out as a massive sperglord.

>>61642324
The Nazi war ensign, with GAS THE KIKES in the empty quadrants.

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>>61642415
If I were going to do a lewd, it probably wouldn't be migu.

>>61642564
Madman too mad.

>>61642635
If I were going to do that, I'd probably use something like pic related

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>>61642682
Then how about the battle between God and man?

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Redmi note 4 or 4x?

>zuk this homo

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>>61642324
Get something nice like a movie poster.

>>61642816
Go for the 4, 4X has less frequency bands. I needed b20 for my country and the 4X doesn't include it (800/900MHz iirc)

>>61642816
Make sure it's the Note 4 Global and not just the Note 4 >>61642882 because the Note 4 is mediatek.

>>61638855
>>61638874

I bought one of those in a market, no brand. It sounds like shit. Would this sound any better? I've only heard good things about ugreen.

>>61641862
Where can I get a funky colored casio?

>>61641862
Are both the band and the watch itself actual metal? Because I'd be real interested in a metal version of the casio I've been wearing for pretty muc forever. I bet it would even look allright with a nato strap.

>>61642415
>>61642682
Lewd Mi[spoiler]t[/spoiler]u

>>61643070
Good job.

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Would you trust these eyelashes to not explode your eyes?

https://www.banggood.com/Fashionable-Sparkle-Interactive-LED-Light-Up-Waterproof-Eyelashes-for-Party-Pub-Club-Bar-p-1170806.html

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>>61642564
If I ever find that Chinese seller who made those custom doge canvas prints, this image would be one of the first I ordered.
I quite like the idea of having canvas versions of all my favorite memes and the John Lennon Absolute Madman one is one of the dankest.
My second order would probably be pic related.

>>61642816
Wait for Mi 5 to drop in price my dude.

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What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

recommendations for a good USB DAC + Amp (preferably all in one)? my monoprice one died.

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>>61643152
>3000 mAh battery
>no card slot

>>61643184
fiio e10k, fx audio dac x6

Do the Chinese hemp seeds have any thc in em?

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>>61643171
every time, every single-fucking-time.

>>61643024
Band is metal, the watch itself is plastic

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>>61643171
Stop fucking posting this REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61642960
The model is Casio A158, there's also Casio A168 which is pretty similar looking, best place to buy is Amazon or eBay

>>61643257
Well, that's a dissapointment.

>>61642882
>>61642919
thanks! i assume that the 4x and global are the same size and camera placement? for cases and shit
>>61643152
the no sd is a dealbreaker for me sadly

>>61643285
Ehh, it's waterproof and accurate which is enough for me, especially since I paid like $14-15 for it

I'm getting a LAPTOP.

I want Voyo VBook, because it's supposed to allow me drawing, but what's difference between A1 and V2? They use the same pictures, cpu, ram and ssd seem the same and chinese reviewers don't go any further in analysis of the hardware.

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Okay so I bought this off eBay for $65 but it's made in China and I've seen it on AliExpress so it counts as chink shit

What is it: a flash cartridge for the N64

What does it do: allows you to playback N64 ROMs off an SD card on your N64

Does it do the thing you want it to:
Short answer: yeah
Long answer: yes and then it falsely advertises things that aren't possible

Every N64 rom I put on this thing worked fine with no crashes or false boot ups.
It supports saves but you have to hold down the reset button and boot back into the home menu of the flash cart after saving and before turning off your console
It says you can plug an N64 cart on top and rip roms from said carts using a built in USB port but whatever cartridge port there once was was removed for a NTSC/PAL switch. The USB port is still there but covered up in shiny tape.

You can also play emulated NES game sbut it doesn't support all of the NES' wrappers so what works and doesn't is up in the air.

>>61643403
Also how do I tell which version has sim modem?
It seems that it's random because most of the sellers don't advertise that, but still some of the reviewers on ali and other sites claim to have 3g working.

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anyone know what this is? i'm guessing it's a trashy rebranded aliexpress watch, with the typical google translate manual. there's also a warranty number, but i googled it and found nothing.

>>61643308
Yes, for accessories you need to get Note 4x stuff

>>61643420
This is retarded though. It makes sense to have such solutions for handheld consoles like the DS, but what purpose does this serve? The N64 controllers are dogshit after a few years and you may as well go full autist and collect the actual games since you don't want to go the route of emulating on your PC.

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Are chink joysticks and buttons decent? The product has good rating but I don't know what to expect.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/DIY-arcade-joystick-handle-set-kits-5-pin-24mm-30mm-push-buttons-spare-parts-USB-cable/32770679289.html

>>61643787
>Are chink joysticks and buttons decent?
No.

>The product has good rating but I don't know what to expect.
Pretty much everything that doesn't kill you immediately has at least 4 stars on aliexpress.

>>61643787
buttons can be ok imo
sticks aren't

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-KZ-HDSE-Upgraded-Version-Sports-Stereo-APTX-Bluetooth4-1-Earphones-Powerful-Hifi-Wireless-Earphone-Handsfree/32825851924.html
Should I? I want cheap bluetooth headset and it's recommended on infograph. Getting really tired of carrying both player and mobile phone.
>>61643787
Dude, what do you plan to use as a case? I kinda wanted to make a ghetto stick, but still can't decide on housing. There is some 50 yen acrylic cases on taobao, but that's it.

>>61642926
Ugreen products are /csg/-certified, but this kind of cables are very simple and pretty hard to fuck-up. You probably have other problems with your set-up, so it's up to you if you want to buy these and see if there are improvements.

>>61643814
>>61643828
Not him but aren't they all made in China?

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>>61643787
I actually just bought that kit
It's alright, but the first stick I got wouldn't accept diagonals for some reason. They didn't want to send me a new one until I disputed, but the new one is fine.

>>61643218
Bump

Need to replace the screen on my redmi note 3, the cracked screens annoying me.

Anyone replaced their lcd? I want to get one that's still got decent color quality, but I'm not sure if there are any units which are oem, or units which still have good color quality; looking around on ali, it seems like a mixed bag, was wondering if anyone here's got any input.

>>61643855
no, the best are made in japan

>>61643855
>this argument again
also no, both seimitsu and sanwa are nipponese

>>61643679
N64 emulation is pretty bad compared to basically anything else, and a lot of the "standard" games that you'd expect to be $5 are more like $30-$50 because nintendo fans are autistic

>>61643900
>>61643892
It was a question not an argument since I'm also curious about these.
Thanks.

>>61643787
There's a coupon for a joystick in the hot deals bit on /csg/ discord. $32.

>>61644002
ok, anon!
I personally prefer Seimitsu for sticks and Sanwa for buttons, but as I said even chinky buttons will do if you're trying to keep a budget.

I just bought this from AliExpress: https://pl.aliexpress.com/item/Multi-function-3-in-1-Thunderbolt-Mini-Displayport-to-DVI-HDMI-Dp-Adapter-Cable-For-MAC/1674265605.html?spm=a2g17.10010108.1000016.1.xc61I0&isOrigTitle=true

Did I do good?

>>61643928
thats why smart people buy imports and Jappo N64's.

i cant wait till retron makes a good N64 system that plays all regions and accepts patch file translations likr the retron 5 does.

>>61643679
There are plenty alternatives for N64 controllers, and alternatives for the original controllers analog stick that you can be replaced easily.

>>61643848
I was planning on using wood, it is relatively easy to work with and inexpensive.

Anyone know of a good place on Ali or where ever to get keyboard cap stickers? Have a laptop I'm planning to give away to someone that doesn't touch type.

>>61643787
they might be passable for old school games that use joysticks as glorified d-pads but not for anything that requires fine-grained movements

>>61643420
Meh, I'll just get the EverDrive v3 unless someone clones it in the meantime.
>>61643679
>This is retarded
No, anon, you're the fucking retard.
>spend $175 to play every game in the n64 library flawlessly
or
>spend thousands of dollars and god knows how much time to collect the entire library like an autist
Yeah, the second option is literally the only one normal people would choose.
Please kys you'reself, retard.

>>61644322
Isn't that what you mainly use arcade joysticks for?

>>61644123
>retron
Please disregard >>61644341
If I had seen that I would have saved my (you) for someone else.

>>61643171
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
not this

>>61638205
>>61639331
How does one of these compare to a butane soldering iron, like this:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000WOHSHM/

>>61644341
idiot
you can find people giving away n64 games for pennies at every backwater carboot sale

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>>61637964
My dad's birthday is in 1 month. What chink shit should I get for him?

He's a really good handyman and he has all kinds of tools already but I can't think of any chink shit that he could use for his stuff.
Last time I got him a laser distance meter but I got chinked.

Any good ideas?

>>61644816

He got an electric screw driver? Those are a nice QOL imrpovement, get him one of those and some whiskey

>>61643881
Would you say it's good enough for a casual little retro arcade project? I'm not looking to play competitive fighting games with it, just use it to recapture the nostalgia of playing metal slug at the arcade as a wee lad.

>>61644816
Socks

>>61643881
>cardboard
That's just for testing, right?

>>61644816
3D printer

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>>61643171

>>61644816
>My dad's birthday is in 1 month.
You are too late then to order chink shit.

Anyway, order cREE flashlight, batteries and charger.

>>61643210
anon I want cheap not San Francisco stuff

>>61644869
Yes he's got about a dozen of those, and he uses his distiller to make his own spirit.

>>61644931
They would just end up all torn apart and dirty. I'd like to gift something that would last a bit longer than socks.

>>61645020
It usually takes 14 to 20 days to ship here. Got any specific flashlight in your mind? Something with tons of Lumens would be really nice and useful

is there a chink site like farnell/mouser?

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>>61644872
Yeah, they're decent enough for some casual play
>>61644940
Yup

>>61645102
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/dacamp/32701486923.html

What's the most expensive thing on ali?

>>61645206
You know you could have gone to a store and bought an electrical box for peanuts right?

>>61643787
Don't buy chink arcade stick parts if you're planning on doing anything remotely serious, like fighting games. Their quality is shit compared to, say, Sanwa.

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SJ6 4K action cam is about $30 off on Gearbest
http://www.gearbest.com/action-cameras/pp_449913.html
Coupon code is
>CHOLLOTABERNACMT

>>61644869
Which one do you recommend?

>>61645256
What do you mean? I only see shit that's too small or costs like $25

>>61645420
>25 in 1 Screwdriver Wallet Kit
Thanks anon! I'll look into that

>>61645420
get it from ali, fuck gearbest and there bullshit 'deals'

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/25-in-1-Precision-QPtools-Screwdriver-Set-Wallet-Watch-Laptop-iPhone-Samsung-Smart-Phone-Repair/32792310169.html

>>61645420
>affiliate code included
that you Comfy?

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>>61645546
>cheap-out for 20 cents and get fakes with defects from ali
ishygddt

>>61645619
haha you don't actually believe the one of goybeast is any different, do you?
also you shouldn't buy chink tools at all, they can be very aggravating

>>61645645
Gearbest doesn't sell fakes, anon. They're too big and can't close the shop and move along like the Ali chinks do when they get flooded with disputes and refund requests.

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Any recommendation for chink self defense stuff? something not lethal

>>61644341
>Meh, I'll just get the EverDrive v3 unless someone clones it in the meantime.

I don't know. This thing does everything you want to for less than half the price but okay.

>>61643679
I mean, the reason I bought it was for my [spoiler] girlfriend [/spoiler] who still plays her n64 time to time and doesn't have all the games she wants for it. Why pay $20-50 for each sought after game when for $65 I can just through 200 roms onto an SD card and the thing works fine

Also N64 emulation sucks the fat one. Don't be a Sheldon.

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>>61638297
Chink shit embroyos when?

>>61645776

mail order bride as real 100% meat shield

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>>61645776

>>61645776
>something not lethal
Come on goy, it's either kill or leave

>>61645827
Kek I bet it's made of PVC

>>61645727
??
these are just unbranded chinky screwdrivers, there's no such thing as a fake of them

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>>61645125
buy a convoy flashlight, ideally any of the ones on the infographic or the BFL A6 XPL or AstroLux S1, convoy is autist approved on budgetlightforum

>>61645619
thats the worst review you could find?

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Hi guys have been busy drawing lewds

First I got the Jumper Ezpad 5SE for $150 that took 3 months to get on the mail (had to pay customes too), it came with a keyboard which is really useful as the onscreen keyboard is a piece of shit, also the battery life is really shitty and unless you get the DC charger the tablet would be useless as the usb charging requires a 2A Usb charger (like those fast chargers from Motorola), also the cpu is not really powerful as common in chinese tablets, on the bright side it has a Wacom digitazer with 1024 levels, the pen that come with the tablet is a piece of shit, but a samsung spen or one of those pen for the cube i7 works amazingly on it.

All the extras add like $35 to the price.
Also recently got the CEP01 pen, wich is really comfy and soft to the touch.

I would not recomend the tablet if you can get something with stronger cpu or better battery life, for an impoverish artist hoping to get better hardware in the future, its a good starting point for a cheap price.

>pic related

>>61645959
Alright anon, thanks!

>>61638930
I hope your dog makes a full recovery

>>61645578
Yes, that's Comfy's referral code.

>>61645799
>This thing does everything you want
Maybe. I'd probably still buy an original anyway as v2.5 is not that much more.
>>61644735
Kys yourself, retard. It hurts to have to share this planet with someone who is so fucking retarded.

>>61645578
>>61646236
But the pastebin doesn't have any referral links so it's not Comfy

>>61645619
how stupid are you, they're the same product, and the defect doesn't matter because you don't buy it for the case you buy it for the tools

>>61646187
Not bad and a wacom digitizer for 150 I'm impressed. It's like a tiny cintiq.

>>61645188
>is there a chink site like farnell/mouser?
Doubt it, but it sure would be nice, at least compared to trawling through aliexpress.

>>61646236
>>61646368
Also, Comfy's banned and he cannot post.
It's Comfy's stalker >>61645578 that posted the referrals, because he wants to make other anons hate him.

>>61646501
how did he get banned?

Which brands of Micro USB cables won't fry my phone when I charge it?

How reliable are generic Chinese blutooth adapters?

I'm on Windows 10 64bit if that matters.

>>61646524
Report spam in the last thread on his posts, the guy who did it admitted to it in this thread and got his posts deleted by the mods.

>>61645841
China pumps out a lot of ballistic equipment that that works pretty well like those shields and ceramic plates.

>>61646524
advertising
look at all the deleted posts in the last thread to get an idea of just how much of these threads is him samefagging

>>61646592
Have one.
Works just fine. W7 though.

can someone help me find a good vendor for USB pen drives? Need to get a good handful of them, preferably something like 64 gb and over. I don't want to receive them to find out half dont work or they area really just a lima bean with wires inside. Experiences? Appreciate the recs.

>>61622941
enjoy your lead poisoning

>>61646621
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-Mini-USB-V-4-0-Bluetooth-Adapter-Dual-Mode-Wireless-Bluetooth-Dongle-CRS-Audio-Receiver/32696756077.html

ok, I'm getting this one then.

>>61646645
Mine was just 1€ from ebay.

>>61646611
ha ha oh wow you weren't kidding

>>61641204
I got a legit creen f-91W and every year I go to camden market in london and every year I see those fake f-91W's.

Having a real One I wanted a fake green one too but last year they were nearly all gone :(

>>61646537
Can't anyone help me? I wanted to buy it asap.

>>61646703
It's a dumb cable, how is it supposed to fry anything

>>61646703
It's not going to arrive for a couple of weeks anyway.

>>61646670
this anon called it
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/61622871/#q61623424

>>61646792
What the fuck happened here? Is it just the mods deleting everything posted by a few anon's or what?

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Can anyone confirm the Xiaomi Redmeme Note 4G working on AT&T in the States? I already ran it through the phone checker website, but I'd feel better with a testimony from somebody anonymous.

>>61647023
Sometimes when you get banned all the posts in that thread by the banned IP get deleted too. Look at how many of those posts are sucking off Gearbest
That's how much samefagging comfy does

confirming ali r4 cards as dank

are there any salomon type boots made in chinkland, as good as salomon that i can get on ali or something?

>>61647320
aliepress search doesn't give me anything for those. Are they called something else?

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Post the best shirts you can find on ali
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/send-xamax/32802486847.html

>>61647518
I really can't see this one working unless you're an angsty teen. A shame really.

>>61647518
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Sanic-Hegehog-Shirt-Gotta-Go-Fast-Text-Paint-Meme-Shirt-Men-s-Shirts-Men-Clothes-Novelty/32808184524.html

>>61647518
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-Mario-Funny-3D-Print-T-shirt-Don-t-be-a-racist-Cotton-Unisex-Costume-Tee/32626829949.html

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>>61647578
Is this more your taste anon?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Forbidden-Valley-Ranch-Slut-T-Shirt-Asa-Akira-3d-Print-t-shirt-Unisex-Women-Men-Casual/32680383383.html

>>61647693
No, at least with the other one, people might not immediately come to the conclusion that I'm a cunt.

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Hey /csg/, I just ordered one of these super gay EDC pouches, recommend me things from Aliexpress to put in it to max my EDC potential.

>>61648111
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/WOLFBIKE-UV400-Cycling-Glasses-Women-s-Men-s-Outdoor-Sports-Bike-Bicycle-Windproof-Sunglasses-3-Colors/32458326366.html

1 dollar cock ring, if anyone is into that

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pcs-Baby-Pacifier-Fresh-Food-Milk-Nibbler-Feeder-Kids-Nipple-Feeding-Safe-Baby-Supplies-Nipple-Teat/32792510032.html

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>>61648329
You should get this plug too.

how long does banggood take to deliver something?

>>61638241
they don't really do cameras desu. I guess theres chink action cams.

xiaomi m43 camera is a shit

>>61648403
normal chink delivery time (2-4 weeks)

>>61648403

2 days if you have prime

>>61638241
get a real nikon/canon/sony camera or forget about it being better than a modern phone cam

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>>61648380
lmfao


hey I found some shoes made from pure gold

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-High-quality-fashion-men-casual-shoes-brand-superstar-gold-wedge-male-designer-platform-shoes-slip/32793144332.html

>>61648329
I like how they have to include the word "Safe" in the title, as if putting anything from this website in your mouth wouldn't give you cancer

>>61648111
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PCS/32812897274.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Durable-EDC/32791325729.html

>>61648111
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Creative-Multi-function-USB-Arc-Lighter-Charging-Metal-WindProof-with-Knife-Safety-Hammer-Outdoor-Wild-Survival/32811049204.html

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>>61648546
>https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PCS/32812897274.html

>Very simple to play
>The bean pop up when squeezed
>Fun soya bean keyring or mobile phone accessory
>The middle bean reveals a random face when squeezed
>Good for keeping your hands busy or relieving stress
>Liven up your mood and bring some humor to your friends and family
>A good toys when you feel blue, angry or upset.......
>Not suitable for children under 3 years old

any cheap random shit i should buy? buying a remote for my camera and a strap + measuring tape.

want to buy some random stuff

>>61648639
>Suitable for people over 15 years old

>>61648670
lube

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hand-Spinner-Fingertip-Gyro-Lubricants-1pc-Fidget-Hand-Spinner-Rotating-Toys-Wheel-Cleaning-Agent-Lubricant-Protect/32822951217.html

>>61646602
This. Obviously chink QC isn't top notch and some folks won't be willing to gamble with their protective equipment, but their plates do stand up to repeated hits and seem to be in the ballpark of their NIJ rating. If one is a poorfag and wants some ballistic protection on the cheap, chinkshit is certainly better than nothing at all.

https://youtu.be/9OQw6T48inc

>>61638241
Dont buy Sony.

Is DHGate legit. And if so, why isn't it included in the /CSG/ OP?

>>61648917
it's about as legit as aliexpress, but allows shit like counterfeit goods and illegal knives to be sold.
4chan catches dhgate links as spam

>>61648917
>dhgate
Dunno. I've only really seen it mentioned for counterfeit shit like this anon says >>61648969 and lmoa weed stuff like bongs and shit.

>>61648747
>you will live enough to see cyberpunk guerrillas equipped with chinkshit armor
what a time to be alive

>>61648897
bullshit

>>61648969
>>61649045
All restricts counterfeit stuff like fake watches. So its good if you want a counterfeit Rolex or Daniel Wellington etc

So, besides the 8bitdo controllers and the cheap snes usb one from the infographic, what other controllers do you lads reccomend? I'm shopping around for my emulator needs.

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I wonder if the chinks make an usb sms controller.

I'd be nice if 8bitdo would make a sms style one with the square d-pad + B A buttons next to eachother.

>>61650006
Gamesir G3s / G4s
Xiaomi Gamepad
or a Cheap Knockoff PS3 or Xbox360 controller.

I'll buy this one soon:
www.aliexpress.com/item/DBPOWER-Wireless-Bluetooth-Game-Controller-for-Sony-Playstation-3-Sixaxis-Controle-Joysticks-for-PS3-Gamepad-Dualshock

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>>61643171
I thought you wanted to do it once

>>61650600
Wrong URL.

www.aliexpress.com/item/DBPOWER-Wireless-Bluetooth-Game-Controller-for-Sony-Playstation-3-Sixaxis-Controle-Joysticks-for-PS3-Gamepad-Dualshock/32798638898.html

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>>61641862
>tfw my chinese copy does 8 seconds per year and being all metal and class under 10$
Git gud

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>>61644970
Daily reminder

>>61650642
You got a link for that one?

>>61650763
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/SKMEI-Hot-Men-LED-Digital-Watch-Sports-Watches-men-s-Relogio-Masculino-Relojes-Stainless-Steel-Military/32735982746.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10171_10084_10083_10080_10304_10307_10082_10081_10110_10137_10111_10302_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_10056_10055_10054_10310_10312_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051,searchweb201603_2,ppcSwitch_4&btsid=265f2df8-812c-4751-b99a-9ac8322c2e82&algo_expid=262b2cb8-aa11-432f-9508-3789a418a188-0&algo_pvid=262b2cb8-aa11-432f-9508-3789a418a188

How the fuck do I track Azerbaijan Air Mail? Is gaybeat tricking me with a fake tracking cause every time I click on tracking it just reloads the page

What's csg's tablet of choice? Based on value

Is there a Chinese website that sells cheap Butt implants?

Need stripy panties that look cute. Don't want shit material tho.

Also are there any other cute things? Like thigh high's etc?

>>61651101
http://www.17track.net/en

Looking for a Bluetooth speaker to use in the bathroom so I can jam out while showering. Does not have to be waterproof and actually in the shower, I just want it by the sink.

>>61651552
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fidget-Spinner-Bluetooth-Speaker-Hand-Spinner-Led-Finger-Stress-Lumineux-Toy/32812493513.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.3.HRuyKf&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10119_10080_10307_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_5370011_10056_10055_10054_10310_10312_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10120_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051-10050_10119_10102,searchweb201603_13,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=db4f34c2-7b11-492f-8e8a-f6f0af6922e4&algo_expid=b45fe1af-2562-4da9-bfa4-6493ce9f19be-0&algo_pvid=b45fe1af-2562-4da9-bfa4-6493ce9f19be

Might buy a double din touchscreen bluetooth radio for my car lads, any consensus on these? Which ones aren't complete shit?

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>my headphones' wire just died
>mfw there isnt a full size headphone in the infographic with comfy and bassy in pros

any suggestions? or i should either pick the yenona studio pro or edifier h850?

I lied about not receiving my item because seller lied about something the item. I didn't want to pay return shipping or deal whatever bullshit he might do.

It's just simpler to just say I didn't received it. I chinked the chink because he was tried to chink me.

>>61651696
Creative aurvana live is bassy, not sure how comfortable though.

>>61651721
I just notified the police

>>61651795
i've tried one that looks similar to them, and it was painfull with my glasses

thanks for the recommendation, anyway

>>61651696
my old ones were a sony x450 as a reference, but i'm open minded to try others signatures

>>61651449
Already tried that it gives me nothing

Fuck me guys my order is getting to long to come, almost a month

>>61651437
Kill yourself, mentally ill degenerate.

>>61652235
im a woman

>>61652276
Me too

>>61652276
Might be helpful to ask in /cgl/'s Aliexpress thread

>>61652406
posted 3 ddays ago and has 11 posts

>>61652276
Of course you are.

>>61652523
It's slow but usually pretty helpful. Likely more helpful than /csg/ will be with panty and thigh high suggestions

I have a massive fucking head thanks to terrible genetics. What is the best chink headphones for people with retardedly huge heads?

you aren't going to get nice thigh highs on alie, unless you don't care how they feel

t. guy who buys thigh highs for his gf

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It waggles and it waggles
Thats all it does, the flower comes off too

>>61652609
>his gf
yeah mate, sureeeee your "gf" yeah tooootallly

>>61652707
I would look horrible in thigh highs, but I do buy wool hiking socks off alie

>>61652716
How are those? Been meaning to get some winter work socks.

My ATR broke recently (cable snapped at the side connected to the driver, due to the cable-wrapped-around-ear design) and I'm in the market for a replacement. Are the newer models any good (HD9/ZS3/ZST/etc..)? I'm back to using my old Rock Zircon for now, but I can never get a good seal with the included tips, and the fake Comply go bad in like a month.

>>61652607
OneOdio

>>61652780
They actually hold up surprisingly well. I've had a few pairs that I also use for work and I haven't had any stretching issues or had them wear holes in them yet, and I'm on my feet all day. Some of them look kinda dorky though.

>>61652898
does it have good sound quality?

What are some good chink routers? Needs to have gigabit Ethernet.

>>61645776
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b60OZhrTB6o

>>61653310
>carrying a shovel everywhere
what are you acoustic?

Are there any not flimsy molle style tacticool backpacks with Velcro and buckles and such?

>>61653352
Not gonna make it

>>61652706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxJR7FxAoW4
Still not broken, id recommend it

>>61653592
Kino desu

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>>61638855
lol, wow. Enjoy crackling and hearing noise every time you do anything on the laptop (like move a mouse cursor). A speaker that large will likely reproduce all the electronic noise inside the laptop.

DAC or gtfo

Which Li-Ion / NiMH charger should i buy?
Liitokala Lii500
Nitecore D4
Opus BT-C3100 V2.2
XTAR VC4
something else?

any of you guys buy torque wrenches?

wanna buy some to do some work on my car and adjust the nuts to factory specs, but im not sure if they're good or not. The quality looks decent on the pictures, but thats not really indicative of much if I cant see them in person.

>>61653872
Looking won't tell you much either. If you're working on anything you might fuck up, buy something nice that comes with a calibration certificate.

>>61642926
cables don't really matter much at all. you probably need an external dac or an external sound card

NEW THREAD
>>61654380
>>61654380
>>61654380
>>61654380

>>61652706
i need this

link senpai

>>61643787
The USB decoder is good
Buttons and joystick are shit
Buy sanwa parts from eBay
I actually bought a chink arcade stick case from AliExpress and sanwa parts from eBay, turned out pretty good in the end.

>>61644630
A portasol like that will work in a pinch, especially for portable work because it runs on fuel. They're not temp regulated though and the catalyst always burns out eventually with no way to replace it so they're essentially disposable.

>>61654410
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Blue-Magic-Cute-Flip-Flap-Swing-Dancing-Solar-Powered-Flower-Toys/32709142075.html
Can probably find it cheaper if you took the time to look

>>61638297
If you browse around ali and ebay enough a seller will ship batteries/power banks to nz anyway. Pity is you don't get the best prices.