>poor
>not living in japan
>can't bang japanese teens
When did you realize you we are going to spend the rest of our days in 4chan?
Just learn Japanese fag
I wouldn't want to contribute to the economy as a foreigner anyway, it wouldn't be morally right.
>wanting to be a slave of the japanese corpocracy
>>61632334
pajeets go go!
where do i sign up
i know japanese
>>61632334
There's no concept of equality so if you become a wage slave you can be sure your possibly less competent japanese colleagues will be promoted over you.
>>61632334
And work on closed source crap with a decade old tools running only on migrosert wendys?
>>61632375
>wanting to be a slave of anyone
Work in a carwash without a contract, get neetbux and do mindblowing research on open source. Its the thing to do.
>>61632578
Who cares, they're all beta cucks so while you get no promotions you could probably fuck any female in the corporation without any consequences.
>having yellow fever
feels good to have a working brain
>people watched so many anti-white propaganda they literally worship japanese women
>>61632671
>it's Jewish propaganda that makes white woman being disliked
>be 5th generation Japanese ever since the war
>luckily still can speak a bit of Jap
>local Jap in US news paper always talking about wanting people here to go back to Japan to help repopulate
>family too Americanized to care about what happens in Japan
I happen to know how to code, and speak but cannot read most Kanji. Do you think I can live in Japan?
>>61634132
Yeah just learn kanji and headout
>>61634132
>help repopulate
japan is overpopulated as fuck.
>>61634184
No they aren't, fool
Japan has one of the highest suicide rates in the world.
Their women look like hairless monkeys too.
>>61634253
Not only this but people in japan are xenophobic as fuck. They don't want yankees like us there.
God forbid you find a deranged girl with burger fever that'll make sure you know what hell feels like on a regular basis.
>>61632367
>buys overseas products at home though
it's the same fucking thing mang
>>61632671
>Be me
>Be black
>Grow up in ghetto neighborhood
>In kindergarten
>Get raped by a white person in the neighborhood who was a family friend
>Best friend who made me smile during the hard times is an asian girl
>Haven't talked to her since kindergarten
>Still remember the warm atmosphere when around her
That is why anon
>>61634384
She probably already raped in a JAV or getting blacked, or both.
>>61632334
Why the fuck would you want to work in Japan for a Japanese company? It's literally just a pageantry to see who sucks their boss' dick the best. I wouldn't mind living and working *in* Japan, so long as I was actually remoting in for an American company or as a civilian for an American military base.
>>61632375
>that webm
Why
>>61634132
If you don't know your kanji they'll dismiss you as an illiterate retard.
>>61634073
not propaganda but what they spread on mass media and in schools
>>61634184
They are quickly diminishing because the young adults arent fucking
>>61634384
First of all: I hate niggers (not black people). They should all be gassed for the good of humanity.
What anon was referring to was stereotypes intended to help guide and protect the common folk. It's not perfect but it usually helps.
Anyway of you want to see her again then I'd suggest asking around info about her and looking her up online. Then at least let her know how important she was to you. Maybe ask her to be friends again and hope for the best if you deem it worth it.
Do it anon before time runs out and one of you die.
My cousin died of cancer at 13 and I go into deep thoughts and nightmares almost on a regular basis. You see I fell in love with her and stopped myself from commiting suicide one day because of those feelings. She's the only reason up until she died of cancer that I've endured this mortal coil.
Now all I wanna do is go home, hug her and tell her how much I love her. But I can't. I fucking can't man. Fuck.
>>61634132
>Do you think I can live in Japan?
I think you should go and get a Japanese girlfriend to help with your Japanese. However, keep in mind being in the US is comfy because over there in Japan you actually have to think about North Korea, China, Russia, etc.
are women jews everywhere?
I'm afraid those asian women just love gold like western women plus they don't like the idea of being a housewife
>>61634488
theyre still overpopulated and a shrinking population would do them good.
specially since automation is becoming more of a thing.
same for most western countries too, but they fell for the "replace your population with third worlders" meme
Are some jap women sex freaks who want to get creamed by a hairy gaijin?
Only if its a smaller/medium sized company with reasonable practices or my own company (which I hope to start there)
Fuck shitty long hours at some big corp
>>61634410
Her family owned a corner store and two years ago I heard she was looking for work so that may be the case.
>>61634495
I may try, probably better than sitting at home with a worthless degree. Especially since I pretty much lost all my friends along the way.
>>61634384
Boy youre in for a real disappointment when you get to Japan and realize youre just a 2nd class citizen where everyone only sees you as a foreigner but still better than China where youll get dirty looks everytime you walk outside
>>61632375
lol this is great
Those closet fag homophobes would probably be suicidal after seeing that
>>61632334
>12 hour a day work week (only 2 days off per week)
Lol yes sign me up.
>>61632334
Anyone who takes up this offer is a pajeet.
日本語は意外と簡単です
>>61634608
die ken
>>61632375
Is that Hayao Miyazaki?
>>61634560
>I may try, probably better than sitting at home with a worthless degree. Especially since I pretty much lost all my friends along the way.
You never had any to begin with. Same shit happened to me. Thought I belonged in a group of faggots who never did any school work and skipped classes all just to be gay at the local skating park and 711. I always tried to fit in and by the time I realized the facade I had put on just so I wouldn't be alone they suddenly left me because my true self was breaking through. Life sucks man and the horrible choices we make only magnify that awfulness.
Anyway I really hope you find her and talk to her man. The nightmares I have of my cousin sometimes wake me up in the middle of the night and I just curl myself into a ball and cry myself back to sleep hoping I can have a good dream about her.
>>61634621
It's some guy who like dressing up in a fucking schoolgirl outfit. It was just a slow work day for Vice.
>>61634384
>Black person
Sorry but black are hated in Japan far more than any other race. They are mocked and not even interested in black people. Prepare to be looked at as a 3rd class citizen or even worse. If you are white or even tan a bit you still are looked at as second class but not as bad.
>>61634529
Only Western Europe did. America has been kicking out illegals and shutting down sanctuary cities at a record pace since Trump became president. And Eastern Europe is standing up for itself.
>>61634529
>theyre still overpopulated and a shrinking population would do them good.
Gtfo you idiot
>>61634580
Sounds nice, where do I sign up?
>>61634653
>Be me
>Be black
>Grow up in ghetto neighborhood
>In kindergarten
>Get raped by a white person in the neighborhood who was a family friend
>Best friend who made me smile during the hard times is an asian girl
>Haven't talked to her since kindergarten
>Still remember the warm atmosphere when around her
>Told I would get recognition in the workforce if I get higher level degrees
>Get Bachelors and Masters in 5 years in CS with a minor in Game programming
>Currently taking classes to get a bachelors in Japanese
>Plan to get a doctorate in CS
Guess I fucked up
>>61634654
He's actually not wrong. Japan is a little bit bigger than the average US state but has 1/3 the population of the US even though the shrinking population will definitely harm the seniors in need of care over a long term a smaller population would do Japan better in regards to agriculture at least.
>Automation is taking people's jobs!
>We need immigrants because there aren't enough people for the jobs!
I'm sick of this shit.
>>61632334
>Japan is hiring programmers but you need to speak japanese
you don't wanna work in Japan as a foreigner. you'll be treated like shit.
>>61634728
Japan being overpopulated is a myth. All exaggerated from the fact that Tokyo is the densest part of Japan. Outside of that there are developed areas around the country that have little to no people at all.
>>61634132
>5th gen
do you guys reproduce like rabbits ?
i'm 3rd generation frenchman
>>61634621
Yes
>>61634788
>every square inch of japan has to be a city or it isn't overpopulated
>>61634786
Not true at all.
>>61634876
>using a fallacy
>be programming student and know a decent amount of japanese from childhood
I'm not great at either of those things, but god damn I wanna move back to Asia.
>>61634899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Z2O9Nwt6c
>not already living in japan
kyselves.
>>61634899
IRL japan is nothing like what you see in your shitty 3rd-rate taiwanese sticky note cartoons of children molesting each other.
>>61634928
watch it you dumb bitch.
>>61632334
I know japanese but not any programming. Even if I did I would not go work in Japan as a programmer as the working conditions are 3rd world tier. You got to get a nice comfy job like some embassy shit if you want to work over there and not want to kill yourself.
>>61634575
You have to be a newfag to not immediately recognize who's legs those are, and not being attracted to perverted old men doesn't make you "homophobic" you mentally ill faggot.
>>61632657
>muh white race
Fuck off back to your containment board >>>/pol/ack
>>61634928
To be fair, I've never heard of positive stories working in Japan aside from being an English teacher which doesn't really count in our situation.
>>61634921
>everyone explode now
fuck me that's real isn't it
>>61634922
Japanese people are worked like slaves, and whitey is a second class citizen so why would you want to live in Japan?
Go there on holiday, masturbate to their porn, but don't live there.
>>61634947
I've already seen it.
In fact, I knew you were going to post that video.
>>61634922
so basically
>I'm unable to assimilate with foreign culture, wah why doesn't it work in Japan the way it does in my homeland?
Suck it up fags, you're not the only immigrants/expats in the world. You can't just go live in another country and expect everything to be as easy/the same it was in your country.
>>61634948
>Fuck off back to your containment board
You already lost and still you bitch.
>>61634948
>>61634956
>Go there on holiday, masturbate to their porn, but don't live there.
100% this. Work in Japan is horrible. They work your to deth... be it a jap or gaijin, you're gonna work 12 hr days.
>>61634948
>Fuck off back to your containment board >>>/pol/ack
you have to go back to /tumblr/ or /r/edd/it faggot. 4chan is not for you. you want safe spaces. this ain't it.
>>61632367
What?
>>61634437
Because that's the most awesome thing I've seen all month.
>>61634922
Holy shit that was a retarded
>>61634936
Summer is strong with this little edgy child
Why would you want to work 60 hours, 6 days a week for $30k/year in the most expensive country in the world? The only thing more fucked up than their masturbatory culturally inbred society is their work culture. I've been living here for several years and it's awful.
>>61635160
I was actually serious. All my relatives that went to visit japan hated it there. And they paid good coin for luxury hotels and restaurants. If tourism is that shit I can't imagine how lousy it must be to actually live there amongst mega xenophobic lankies.
>>61634653
>Eastern Europe is standing up for itself.
Except for the Ukraine.
>>61635172
The 2 most expensive places in the world to live are New York and Sydney, Australia.
I live in Japan at the moment and trust me, it is ridiculously affordable. Paying about $600 USD a month for a 3 room apartment.
Maybe get more information before forming opinions.
>>61635172
> most expensive country in the world
Japan's work culture is definitely total BS but it is definitely not the most expensive country in the world. Yes I know some BS online ratings say so but that are based off of foreign expat packages for corporate level dudes.
Ask anyone who has actually lived in numerous places around the world and they'll tell you Japan is very affordable. Hell Tokyo is arguably "cheap" compared to most other first world mega cities.
>>61635219
How are the living conditions?
>>61635219
Ok, if you're going to compare big cities there's no fucking way you can live in Tokyo for $600 for anything bigger than a coffin. Out in the sticks it's easy to find cheap places but it doesn't change the ridiculous prices of groceries, transportation, gas etc. But please, tell me to get more information before comparing dissimilar places.
>>61634936
no, it's actually so similar to what you see in animu that it's a bit disturbing, especially the ubiquitous cuteness. it seems like some kind of strange fantasy environment instead of a real place.
I got a job offer from tokyo from a branch office of a western codehouse that i interviewed at. Its better pay and less taxes and the company is known for its great culture. Not really sure if I'd like to do it or not though, seems like not a great long time plan.
>>61635290
In akihabara (home of the turbo otakus) maybe. No nip wants to look like a deranged fuck that regressed back into a baby.
四年間に勉強したのに
日本語無駄だよ
韓国語を習って
>>61635260
this. my bay area rent is triple what i'd be paying in tokyo.
>>61634621
>>61634621
Yes, now you know the true origin of the "anime was a mistake" line
>>61632334
いや給料も低いし技術力とか労働環境とか糞じゃない
西洋人がわざわざ来るメリットがないんだろうw
>>61635617
>just wistfully moving from objective to objective
this is why you never get anywhere
why not master something for a change
>>61634325
>partaking in trade is the same thing as working for a foreign government
hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>61635715
眠くてめんどくさいなの
>>61634922
Thanks for posting this, I'm surprised China is that much better. Screw Japan.
>>61635734
good sleep is paramount
obtain a sleep schedule where you wake at a specific time each day and you sleep when you are tired
>>61634700
>be you
>be a nigger
>make up stories on a Taiwanese noodle stretching BBS's consumer tech board
>>61635714
but... あいらぶアニメ
>>61635768
アイラブ黒ちん
>>61635768
Then watch anime. You don't have to come here; there is nyaa.si or crunchyroll.
>>61634922
(Sorry for my english) I am Japanese and after watching this video, I feel like i'm obliged to tell this to anyone who are thinking to go to japan and to work as a english teacher. The "Eikaiwa school" which the guy in this video mentioned, is not formed as un educational institution in japanese school law. It is one of the famous greedy business which is under surveillance of METI with another greedy business like home selling. There is a lot of consumer law suits against those school. and the japanese people who decides to go and pay a lot of wasting money to those school are usually not well educated at large, not only in english. anyway so i guess there should be an union for foreign teacher. and also there is "Roukisho" which is labor standards supervision office. if your contract is labor contract, just go there and tell them what situation you're in. they will move quick. but i know that as working in japan with one year visa, it is very hard to fight againt those nasty companies. They know very well that you guys are not gonna fight against them. there might need to be helped by special law for foreigner but unfortunately the most of japanese know nothing about what sort of situation the english teachers have to go through. So.. may be yes China could be the better choice. but i feel like I need to do something with this.
>>61635811
Thanks for your insight Tanaka. Why aren't you on 2chan?
>>61634922
>he fell for the JET meme
This faggot deserves everything he got and more.
>>61635823
I go to 8ch
>>61634922
>english teacher
Serves him right tbqh
If your only ""skill"" is speaking your own language, why shouldn't you be treated like garbage?
It makes sense if you're fresh out of university and want a little bit of adventure (I did this myself). Usually if you are young, students and staff alike will respond well to you and you'll get on fine.
But then you have sad balding fucks like this who are pushing 40 and still haven't figured their lives out. They just exude a pathetic aura, and everybody can pick up on it. Nobody wants a gross 40 year old man "teaching" them "English."
>>61635811
ah so it's like the ITT Tech of Japan, but for teachers
>>61635865
Yes exactly.
Eikaiwa teachers are the lowest of the low, way lower than JETs.
>>61634974
It's kind of funny but seeing annual hours worked on average by country and I see US and Japan nearly tied they must not count over time
>already understand japanese
:^}
>>61635281
> Ok, if you're going to compare big cities there's no fucking way you can live in Tokyo for $600 for anything bigger than a coffin.
There are literally thousands of new apartments in central Tokyo for less than $900 a month. Are they tiny studios? Yep, but they are actual studios, I'm not talking about the 1 room 100 sq/ft places you see in "wacky Japan" internet videos but a nice, but tiny, 220sq/ft place. I lived in a new apartment in Kagurazka, one of the nicest neighborhoods in Tokyo, in a brand new apartment for what at the current exchange rate is around $850 a month.
Now of course I can hear the laughter of paying $800-$900 for a 220sq/ft studio but here is the key point: Try finding any $800 a month apartment in the center of any of the other first world mega-cities in a neighborhood you would actually want to live in. Hell in many of the other mega cities you will be lucky to find ANY apartment at even twice that rental rate if you actually want to live in the city center.
And sorry groceries aren't ridiculous....as long as you start adapting to a Japanese diet. That said eating out is so good and so cheap that you don't even need to cook much. I lived in Japan for 3 years and 90% of my sit down style restaurant meals were under $10 thanks to based Japan not having a tipping culture. $5 bomb ass meals literally everywhere (how in the fuck do you think all of those poor salary men and students survive?).
Transportation costs? Um you literally have no reason to own a car unless you have a family and kids. My average monthly transportation costs in Tokyo were less than my average gas only expenses back in America plus: No car payment, no insurance, no emissions/tag/inspection bullshit, no maintenance, no possibility of a car accident, no possibility of speeding/parking tickets.
Not having to rely on a car is just a massive stress and financial relief.
What kind of programming work is hot in nipland right now?
>>61636097
>I lived in Japan for 3 years
Why did you leave?
>>61636139
Transferring systems from Windows XP to the new and hot windows vista
>>61636097
> Continued.
My expenses broken down:
Apartment: $870
Power: $80
Gas: $40
Water: $30
Fiber internet: $40
Phone: $45-$60 (unlimited data with a sort of weird semi paid minutes plan because no one fucking talks on the phone).
Train: $120
That's $1,230 a month.
Now give yourself $600 a month in food which is total overkill and means eating out pretty much every meal. You're at $1,830 a month.
$1,830 a month all expenses included with a generous food budget to literally live in the middle of the fucking largest metropolis on earth. Not out in some suburbs where you have to take a 40 minute train to get to the cool stuff. I mean literally walk out your door and you're on the set of Blade Runner type of Tokyo life. In many other mega-cities you'd be lucky to even find a place to rent in the city center for $1,800 a month, let alone your total expenses.
>>61636186
>literally live in the middle of the fucking largest metropolis on earth.
That sounds like fucking hell. I would hate my life and want to kill myself daily. Fuck that.
>>61634621
>i recognize that bulge
>>61636097
I live in Japan and pay about 550$ for 200sq/feet with a veranda. I do nothing but sit on my parents money and fuck japanese girls at the moment. I trick them into thinking im rich and busy. feels good tbqh
>>61636145
> Why did you leave?
I wasn't a kid when I came over, left a good paying job in the states and wanted to have a sort of mini retirement and see the world, went to a language school to fuck off for a year and get a feel for things and then got a decent paying job (60-70k a year) but I fucking hated it. Quit, tried to do some contract work but just wasn't working out so I didn't want to put any more of a gap in my career and came back. Now I make a fuck ton more money relative to hours worked.
So yeah, the work culture sucks and getting a combo of good pay + more western like work culture is pretty difficult outside of a few fields. I absolutely loved living there outside of that.
>>61636199
Big cities are fucking irredeemable. The only good thing is you never have to worry about where you are when you're shitfaced drunk as you'll always be able to call a cab or stop at a convenient store for food. They're also good for specialized tutoring in niche professions and languages if you're a richfag. That's it.
>>61636199
I hate most big cities yet living in the center of Tokyo is the best place I've ever lived.
>>61636097
Whats your job ? Are you married?
>>61636246
I see. At what age did you go and live in Japan?
>>61634922
>I hate my life the movie
>>61636301
https://youtu.be/kPLNO4WfFJw
>>61632650
They have laws against rape too you know.
>>61632334
Raja is hiring programmers but you need to speak bad English.
>>61634253
>hairless monkeys
In most videos I've seen, they're hairy as fuck.
>>61634922
This guy and "Abroad in Japan" seem like quite the contrast.
>>61634308
Bullshit, I was welcomed with open arms as a 6'1 white God when I went to high school there
>>61636366
It works this way when they know you're gonna leave after a while. Try entering a company
>>61632334
>tfw know some basic Korean and Japanese
>tfw I'm about to finally do 3 years in college and can improve my language skill while getting the bachelor's degree that Asia demands for a work visa
>>61632367
Jobs a job, all that matters is that at the end of the day you get your paycheck and have enough free time to enjoy the fruits of your labour. If lucky you get to enjoy what you do.
There is little incentive for me to work in Japan despite being close, I'd rather find work locally or in a country who's language is Latin based which should be easier to pick up.
Their culture is far too different, too many customs to uphold.
You'd have to be pretty damn passionate about the country to jump through all the hoops required to work there.
Had a good read of an article by an anon posted earlier out of Curiosity.
>http://www.kalzumeus.com/2014/11/07/doing-business-in-japan/
I admire their dedication to the craft and customs from afar, but I would not be able to put up with the work hours they go through, ambiguous means of communication, and discrimination.
Easier to assimilate in the US or a European country with a similar end result.
>>61636392
One of the girls I dated literally told me she wanted to marry me and have me stay in Japan.
>>61636427
Even ugly nerds can marry asians, nothing to brag about. Marrying someone is definitely not a gateway to integrate in a society. I'll suggest you try
>>61636468
It is the gateway to being allowed to stay in the society for a prolonged time though.
>>61636468
Hell no dude, I would never want to live in Japan over America. Only by staying for extended periods of time in foreign countries made me realize Murica is unironically the greatest country in the world
>>61635219
But those are 600 bucks for 50 m2.
I pay 240 for 100 m2.
>>61634202
They have a population of over 100 million and have one of the highest population densities in the world. What are you smoking?
>>61634922
lol, muricans and their embarrassing work morale
>>61636949
There are places more densly populated which still have growing populations.
>>61634965
>Suck it up fags
>Suck up working over 80 hours a week with most of that being voluntary overtime because 'muh honourabu worker'
Japanese execs/production owners are literally taking their citizens for a ride and they've been getting away with it since the war. If you don't dare do the required free labour that's demanded of you, just like in the video they make your life even more insufferable in order to push you to an assisted suicide unless you quit. But what am I saying - you're a stupid fucking weeb - so I'm not all that surprised you think Japan's work culture is all about sucking it up.
>>61636513
Have you ever thought that maybe (you) were the problem? Delusional ameritard.
I don't want to take my time going to work
I got a motorcycle and a sleeping bag
And ten or fifteen girls
What the hell I wanna go off into -- and go to work for?
Work for what, money? I got all the money in the world
I'm the king, man
>>61637078
Smells like foreigner inadequacy to me.
>>61634384
ur not black
>>61632334
Living and working in nipland as a foreiner sucks man, you hear it everywhere.
For starters, everyone works much harder than here in the west. People pride themselves on being able to work 12 hour days if necessary.
I don't think it's as bad as China but you're still going to be surrounded by people desperately sucking the boss's dick.
You'll have to apologize a lot for being late and if you're a little sick you better put on a mask and come to work anyway.
And when you're finally done with work you'll find that you're surrounded by a very close community of people where you don't fit in. They won't let you in.
They'll give you strange looks if you decide to go to a festival wearing a kimono like they do, they'll stare at you in restaurants and on the subway.
You'll be judged for looking different and given special treatment wherever you are.
>>61632334
>working in Japan
just sign up for a blood diamond mine in Africa probably less work
>>61634524
I'm married with a Japanese women and I can tell you that if you're a white man most girl that will be attracted to you (~90%) are 外人ハンター(gaijin Hunter) Look that up it's fucking creepy. Their purpose in life is to breed ハーフ babies (half white and half Asian) because it's trendy and basically pump all your money while staying at home fondling any other man's white balls.
If you go in Asia just for fucking tho it's great.
>Asian school- and workplace culture
No thanks, I prefer my nordic country where people understand what having a balanced life, fairness and honesty means.
>>61634535
Most of the ones you'll encounter as a white man are crazy. They want to breed half white/half Asian children the day they'll find you and get all your money.
>>61634580
If you work in a American company in Japan you have normal work hours and such. I do that.
>>61632334
You posted a picture of the Hong Kong game show.
And I work at a top Japanese company (our CEO is friends with Dentsu and Fast Retailing). The pay is shit. The benefits are shit. Being a foreigner, I'm exempt from overtime, but that's also shit. Japanese companies are only good to work at as a relocatee in a foreign branch.
>>61632334
After some shit happening to me I'm really glad I can just spend my days here on 4chan
I don't want to live in japan anyway. Social pressure, working day and night and being seen as Gajin for the rest of your life isn't something to desire desu
>>61637252
>they hate foreigners
Best country desu.
I don't mind if they hate me, as long as they keep hating foreigners
>>61636354
oh snap!
>>61637294
If you're not a salaryman you have normal work-hours in Japanese companies, too
>>61634608
それは全然正しくない。西洋語の国人にとって日本語は言語の中で一番習いにくいと思う。
All I want is to live in a small shack by the beach Okinawa doing freelance programming during the day and touge racing at night with the bois
>>61634953
On the internet you'll only see bad stories because you don't write stories where everything is fine.
>>61635993
I've heard that you work longer hours but do less. It's pretty much staying at work for your boss to see you, not to work.
>>61632334
Goes without saying, but I can program fairly well. I speak good Japanese and I have memorized the 2000 Chinese characters required to read it. I'm white.
Not sure about things like leaving my house and getting a job, though.
>>61637300
You working for TBWA hakuhodo?
>>61635811
That's a copypaste from the comment section.
>>61635823
>>61635865
>>61635861
Pretty much this, being a language teacher or should I say "Assistant language teacher" because, yes you're not even the teacher, is a fucking trap. It's at best a good experience for a year off after your studies but for a full-time job ? No it's pathetic.
>>61636265
Tokyo is hell on Earth.
>>61637391
Yes probably but I can't verify that. Honestly working in a western company in Japan is the sweet spot.
>>61637579
> I speak good Japanese and I have memorized the 2000 Chinese characters
You're obviously an expert
>>61637579
>Calling it "the 2000 Chinese characters"
Yeah sure Timmy, plus "knowing them" is not sufficient kek you have to associate them with every single word.
>>61632334
>cost of living is astronomically high
>salaries are disproportionately small while for the hours worked
>implying any ugly son of a bitch on 4chan, or let alone a code monkey from /g/, would get anything but looks of disgust from Japanese teenagers, girls, or literally anyone but their mom
OP and 50% of the people ITT need to an hero right now
>>61637778
>>61637798
Does saying "Chinese character" trigger you that much? It's the truth, you know.
>>61634495
Nut up you pussy.
>>61634437
>not knowing one of the greatest jeezers on earth
>>61637863
The Jōyō kanji you are probably referring to include Kanji like 畑 which was invented in Japan and does not have a Chinese origin.
Calling them Chinese characters is simply wrong. Even those with Chinese origin are still Japanese characters with Japanese readings, the readings they had in China are irrelevant.
>>61637919
Good to know that despite being autistic, I am at least not THAT autistic.
>>61637943
You're probably not even autistic enough to use this site
>>61638009
I know man, I know. I can't even shitpost in good faith.
>>61637863
It doesn't trigger me in anyway, it just shows how little you know.
>>61632334
White women and niggers go hand in hand now days. You don't see one without the other. I think the reason for this is that white women deep down inside are just niggers themselves so it's really no surprise they enjoy the company of their ape counterparts so much.
>learning the most inefficient language ever made by man
Nips NEED to change to a new writing system but are too stubborn to.
>>61637919
Before the Chinese came over to civilize you guys, Japan had no written language. Even hut tier African civilizations had a written language.
>>61635219
You forgot San Francisco
>>61632334
>Japan is an entire country comprised of high IQ autists
>Thinks going there to be a programmer is a good idea
>Thinks there will be competition
It would be alright if you get preferential treatment for being European, I suppose
>>61632334
>Wanting to work in japan
You have to be literally retarded to do this
I am an israeli jew currently living in Japan for my internship. Should I expect antisemitism like in Europe ? I always wear my kippa and would like to visit the Yasukuni.
Also will the chinks accept my jewdick ?
>>61639618
I want to help so let's be real honest here- how pretty is your jewdick, because it matters
>>61637440
the bois would probably try to throw you off the mountain for being a gaijin or not even race against you, Davido-kun
>>61639668
I would say breddy nice. Rocking a dolid 7.5 inches and the circumcision was flawless
>>61637620
No, I can't name it because I'm the only foreigner in this city's office.
>>61639001
Japanese language revolves around syllables so they can't change easily to a latin-like alphabet like the Vietnamese did. There's just so much words with the same pronunciation it would be awful.
>>61639021
The Japanese already had a written language before that, look up jomon language.
>>61639618
Antisemitism should be fine, they'll probably just think you're dressed weird.
As for banging chunks of you're white most retarded Asians will jump on you for breeding and money.
>>61635738
Yeah it really is anon
I work in Hongkong it's pretty great
Almost everyone speaks English,signs and menus are in English
People are generally nice also.
>>61635172
>I've been living here for several years and it's awful.
How come? Were you a weeaboo?
>>61635281
as a britbong I can tell you Japan is not expensive
fucking americans comparing everything to their shitty flyover state budget, Japan is cheaper in every respect to any relevant part of the UK and most euro countries like Switzerland, France or Norway. (cheaper rent, beer, groceries, insurance etc).
The service is also light years better than what I get back home, the trains are actually on time here despite being some 20% cheaper than back home.
America hires programmers too, but you must be either a minority, a tranny, gay, a foreign-born, or on a visa.
>>61635219
Sydney is the new Vancouver for Chink money.
The rest of the country outside the two big cities ain't so bad
>>61637252
>They'll give you strange looks if you decide to go to a festival wearing a kimono like they do
Just wear an oni mask or some shit, duh
>>61643725
Sunglasses are enough to fool them, or so I've heard.
>>61641501
but you're a slave to the communist party
>>61643882
Hongkong still maintains some independence.
>>61634308
The older gen is xenophobic
Younger gen (30 And under) really don't care
>>61644029
Fuck what dumb millennials think. The older gen is right.
>work in Silly Con valley
>spend no less than 2hours in traffic driving to work
>get to work a little late, female boss screams at me for being tardy despite living 20mi away with 19 roommates
>sit down to work through my 16h shift making a bit over minimum wage when salary is calculated for overtime
>get interrupted for the daily 2h diversity meeting where the male CEO comes around and grabs the HR ladies by the pussies and you get in trouble for looking at a female while at work
>in the meeting they announce the upcoming layoffs in favor of H1B Pajeets
>have to pay out of pocket to contribute to the upcoming diversity party
>eat at the desk while still working
>boss asks why I'm being less productive by eating with one hand instead of using both to code
>"you're lucky you have to train your replacements or you'd be fired for this"
>punch out and take the shortcut where there was an accident because a Chinese migrant thought the offramp was an onramp
>it takes 3 hours to get home
>get 4h powernap and restart the day
But at least I don't have to live like those Japanese workers!!!
>>61644052
>t. unemployed neet
>>61644108
I'm a union factory worker lol
>>61632367
Imagine being this fucking stupid
>>61641501
Hong Kong is not representative of the rest of China. Mainlanders are literal insectoids.
>>61644052
You have to go back pajeet.
I live in half moon bay. Literally takes me 45min to an hour to commute to cupertino only 3 days a week. The other 2 I work from home.
>>61636186
I pay around 1500$ for fucking 500 square feet.
Fucking you.
Nothing to do with technology. Fuck off you subhuman weebs.
>>61644052
I actually work in Silicon Valley, for an MMO company you've definitely heard of.
AMA about the video game industry and stuff
>>61644270
>gaymez
Kill yourself
>>61632334
2 things to consider:
1. The Japanese inherited the souless backstabbing attitude of the chinks
2. Japanese suicide and depression rates are very high, stress too. To such an extent that some Japs just, die...
>>61644270
Is it blizzard?
How is the pay?
How many years you been working?
I have been studying Japanese everyday for a year and a half, and I have no plans of stopping. The language is fun. Should I apply to the JET program in the future or just try for getting programming jobs?
>>61644338
I want to
>>61644395
No
There's something called the "Video game tax" in Silicon Valley. Basically, you take a 10-15% paycut from what you should be making to work in vidya. That being said, I make more money than my parents ever made.
Two
>>61644262
Considering they pay way fucking more in taxes and have much lower pay you're still coming out ahead.
>>61637919
>the readings they had in china are irrelevant
ask me how i know you don't know what you're talking about
>>61635160
>Someone talks shit about Chinese Pedophile Cartoons
>HURR DURR LOOK AT THIS EDGY **CHILD**
>OH GOD YES LOOK HOW MATURE AND COOL I LOOK ON AN ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARD WHEN I CALL SOMEONE A CHILD UGHGH IM SO HARD
>defending cartoons
>calling someone a child.
I'm almost choking on the irony.
>>61645552
Chinese and Japanese are different enough that they had to adapt even the Chinese-inspired On-yomi to their language, it's not the same as the Chinese reading.
>>61632334
>>poor
I work in Japan
>>not living in japan
I stay in Japan for the bigger part of the year
>>can't bang japanese teens
These bitches are easy as fuck if you're from abroad
I even speak Japanese quite well already after years of working there, but I like physical work more than programming, that's more of an hobby for me and I don't want to ruin it
>>61645682
>90% of onyomi are the same as in chinese
>t-that still means chinese readings are irrelevant
>>61645760
>90%
I don't think so
>>61645740
I'm from abroad(India) but they're not hard as fuck. What's the matter?
>>61645836
>not hard
hard*
>>61644187
>a union
No wonder you are a retarded blue-collar peasant.
>>61644270
How's working condition? Shit or not?
>>61644413
Ask yourself if you really want to work with children and teach. Being a JET ALT is a job, not just a paid vacation to Japan.
>>61645836
When he said from abroad he meant Westerners, and when he meant Westerners he didn't meant West of Japan, so you're out.
>>61645882
I love where I work. I have long hours, but I work on a product I like with people who are like me, and that's worth it. I get catered lunches, healthcare, what have you, I get treated well, even if I can't shake that feeling of being completely disposable. Like a prize racehorse that could at any second break his leg.
But I'd much rather work here than some of the other places I've gotten offers for.
>>61637824
underrated post
in dragon maids animeme the software dev MC's company has death marches multiple times and it's implied to be a regular occurence
>>61644413
I had a friend go teach there on JET, she was the typical deluded weeb.
They sent her to some rural town (they always do despite telling you that might stay somewhere urban like the guy in the video said), the little kids she taught to used to constantly make fun of her, the school was totally ran down and the rural people were total assholes except for the kids' parents.
>>61645957
Thanks for the tip.
I'm always looking for new anime.
>>61645930
But my teacher said i'm an aryan when i was 13
>>61632375
>wanting to be a slave of the japanese corpocracy
Correct
That is what I want
>>61646071
What's the problem? I do that as well.
>>61644049
God I can't wait for boomer shits and their fluffers to die
>>61644049
Boommers are the voting base of Japanese Communist party
>crushing living cost
>crushing commutes
>"waito piggu; go home"
nah
>arcades with good selection of recent rhythm games, so I can recycle my money into the corporate machine
count me in
>>61646230
>crushing commutes
What?
>>61646094
No problem, just your usual programming language jokes
>>61645872
Hope you enjoy training your foreign replacement, faggot.
>>61646482
>>61646230
This is Japan, not SF.
Japan makes Westerners lose their goddamn minds. Every time people talk about it or something related to it they are in full crisis mode, shitting themselves left and right. Total hysteria. And nobody knows anything about the place or has any real interest in it or anything to gain or lose from its success or failure.
>>61646837
>running at an average of 183 percent of capacity
wat
Also, is that why some companies have their employees start at 10am? I just realized.
>>61646837
Just avoid rush hour like a sane person
>>61646936
Absolutely impossible for an average white-collar in corporate japan.
>>61646838
Living in the larger cities in Japan will come with a stupidly high living cost, just as in San Francisco. You're not going to find programming jobs outside of the larger cities.
we dont want any foreigner here, stay in you fucking country.
>>61634567
The upside is that if you accept you are never accepted all your faults are do to your gaijin-ness unlike here where it's all your personal fault.
Commit some social taboo here and people find it as a personal fault in your character. When I fuck up back in Japan as long as I am trying my best I am just treated as some dumb foreign fool who can't understand the VAST nuances of superior Japanese culture. To be honest it was liberating as fuck.
>>61645994
The Jet program is almost entirely made of black companies. What you need to do is find a Japanese owned subsidiary of a foreign company. You basically want to relationship Nintendo of Japan has with Nintendo of America except in the opposite direction.
>>61647279
nice try ken sama
>When did you realize you we are going to spend the rest of our days in 4chan?
About 7 years ago.
Japan work culture is horrible. I would only go if they give me a dragon maid or dragon loli.
>>61634384
>this many replies
Back to 8ch
>>61639618
>i always wear my kippa
fucking fag. why?
>>61641893
Unfortunately yes. I've grown up now and realized things aren't as glamorous here as I thought.
>>61648212
But at least you have access to CHUNITHM
>>61637038
But anon... how can I be a weeb when I am Japanese who lived in Japan as a child?
>>61639618
Deputy PM once said he wanted Japan to be a place where rich jews want to live, so no?
Lockheed will send you to Japan if you want to do IT work on F35s. Don't know how Misawa is though.
>>61634956
>>61634974
>holiday
>japan
gee thx for the radiation /g/
>>61637328
love them because of this.
all the mix blood bs is so BS. fuck the niggers that rob and steals, at least the japs dont have nigs there and i get to watch my chinese cartoon without any issue
>>61632361
>Indians come to America
>can't speak English
>we wanna go to Japan
>have to speak Japanese
why.jpg
>>61632375
That man has beautiful legs.
>>61634955
working in japan is literally the single worst thing a person can do.
from afghanistan. do i have a chance? im not with the taliban i swear
>>61652799
You can go without speaking Japanese but you will have a much much better experience and a higher chance of getting fucked if you do
>>61634922
>being a corporate slave
you have to be the boss to work there.
>>61632375
I'm not even mad that the dude is crossdressing. I'm just mad he isn't a girl or a girl(male).
>>61632334
> Hiring programmers
> Need to speak Japanese
Pick one.
>>61637006
And they are filled with worthless subhumans instead of honorary aryans
>>61637824
> 50% of people need to an hero right now
Fixed.
>>61652799
Because Japan has standards and is not a nation of cucks.
>>61634202
>>61634488
hello chaim betcha think islam and dumb retards getting free cash are good ideas
COME IN JAPAN PREASE
WE HAVE RICE
AND YOU CAN BE CELLERY MAN
WORK LIKE AN OX
ALL DAY EVERY DAY
RECEIVE A STRAW FOR YOUR WORK
HARO AND THANK YOU
>>61632334
asian womyn will give you weak children,
you need something between asian-american
>>61632367
what kind of jingoistic bullshit is this?
You owe the state nothing, your only imperative as a job seeker is to trade your labor for fair remuneration.
>>61644052
>Silly con
Is this a /g/ meme or are you just retarded?
>>61632334
programing is all in english though
>>61655271
>asian
>weak children
Sure anon, sure.
http://www.recordholders.org/en/events/worldcup/2016/results.html
>>61632375
>>61659040s
is that naruto?
>>61634308
>They don't want yankees like us there.
To be fair, I wouldn't want (You) yankees like (You) here, either.
At best, I'd want a couple of selected individuals which are not (You) over here.
>>61632375
I actually met this dude and took photos with him
>>61634653
If you're black, best chance of employment would be with the Yakuza or with various shinjuku clubs, but I don't think any "westernized" black dude would be able to compete with the actual Africans they have there
>>61632375
hahaha, i love the look on the face of the guy in the hat and green jacket. Priceless.
>>61632334
Becoming a salaryman of any kind in Japan is not something I would do voluntarily
>>61632334
>The land where they work you to death
>Programming out all jobs
Nah, fuck that.
>>61663564
but think about it. Being a programmer in japan.
Literally a code ninja.
Whoa
>>61663564
it's not that bad actually
at least for me since I'm from czechia
>>61663986
this almost definitely does not take into account the hours of extra time you're expected to do basically for free.
>>61664011
fair point
>>61664011
but still
>higher pay
>higher living standards
>no gypsies
>anime
>>61664072
>>no gypsies
no joke this is actually one of the main reasons i'm considering moving there. I don't even care about being poor or discriminated but i'm so fed up with Europe's hobo, gypsy, graffiti and littering problems holy fuck. Why can't people just follow the laws and not cause trouble?
>>61637646
I didn't think Japanese actually came here, I see my suspicion is true
>want a Japanese wife
>dunno if she would want to move or stay in Japan
>don't want to break her heart by giving an ultimatum (you move or we break up)
>but I would be home sick for MN for the rest of my life
Is there anywhere in Japan similar to my state?
>>61635806
Die
Nyaa.pantsu.cat
>>61636097
The number one thing that attracts me to Japan is the excellent eating out, I know I should just cook but cooking for one is pretty lame
Does Japan put heavy metals in the tap water like the U.S.?
>>61651262
You're lying. Japanese don't know what English means other than "golden hair".
>>61639273
Hope you know they basically have no software industry and all of their solid engineering endeavors are backed by international teams of software developers. Which is why there are always slavs hanging around those teams
>>61645628
Now you're just competing to be the edgiest.
I'm a contract programmer who occasionally does work overseas. Hope you like xenophobia and python.
>>61632334
Japanese society is more racist that Trump, this is why Indian and Chinese immigrants reject Japan and prefer live in Australia and Philippines
>>61664382
>Japanese society is more racist that Trump
dude wtf are you doing on 4chan
>>61637440
You will never be takumi, filthy gaijin
>>61646043
Actually why? Western corporations are magnitudes better for their employees. Better salaries, flexible work hours, actual 8-9h work day (unless you are overachiever and take too much responsibility on yourself), ability to get good positions at young age.
Being a corporate drone in west is piss easy. I can easily save up over 50% of my salary each month after all costs and including my fun spendings, while salarymen in japan live paycheck to paycheck.
>>61664500
Internet banter is different from being discriminated in person.
>>61664989
I doubt japan is more racist than where I live in, I heard plenty reports of people living in japan
I bet you're just spoiled by multiculturalism, my country is like 95% homogenous
so what people treat me like and outsider and not as one of their own?
as if that's not what I actually was...
also trump may be anything but he's definitely not a racist
>>61664163
hokkaido?
>>61634922
ah, this barry guy. I went through all his youtube videos to see what the fuck he is doing, since then he has deleted all of his youtube videos going over all this (as if he is scared to lose his current job, cant find a job due to his notoriety, or maybe worse) plus having his face censored in this guys videos...
the barry rundown:
>goes to cambodia to get TESL certificate
>flies to vietnam to teach english, QUITS after like a month - to go to japan
>goes to japan, gets fucked over by company for being a loser with no backbone (explained in that video), QUITS
>then goes to china, likes china and works there for 7 months before QUITTING (maybe due to chinese visa laws) and travelling around china for a month
>realises that chinese people dont put up with his social fuckery and he misses anime land
>goes BACK to japan for the second time, this time teaching in a school
>makes videos about how he interferes with other teachers in his spare time
>does weird stuff like hanging around the gym class watching the 14 year olds play sports in his time off, basically being barry
>constantly saying how the japanese dont know how to teach, and he will teach them better
>BOOM, random video out of nowhere, barry is choking back tears like he was just raped
>basically he gets his first pay check, he thinks he is entitled to more pay because he chose a shitty living accommodation over nicer options
>company tells him this is not how it works and he was told all of this in his contracts that he didn't read properly
>he QUITS his second japanese job in autistic anger
>Decides with his small amount of money left to fly to THAILAND
this is where it gets fucking juicy, continued
>>61665519
tldr
the threads gonna be dead before you continue
>>61665519
>works in thailand for a month in a school
>is scared and disgusted by the other english teachers acting like pedophiles
>during second month of employment, police raid the school
>turns out barry didn't do his paperwork, barry is an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT
>whole english teaching department is an illegal operation, get told to get the fuck out of thailand
>barry has to "bribe the police" with a cut of his pay in order to receive any of it
>is given 2 fucking days to get out of Thailand or get arrested
>he quickly buys a plane ticket to HONG KONG but gets told he isn't cleared for entry, can not go to hong kong
>cant even refund the ticket, now has even less money (fucking kek)
>barry decides with his last few hundred dollars left, to GO BACK TO JAPAN (3rd attempt in less than 2 years)
>he thinks he can get a third english teaching job halfway through the year, does not work out
>this is when he makes the video begging for patreon money explaining all this shit
>by some fucking miracle, people donate money to this goofball so he can pay for rent and not be homeless
>he spent patreon money on flying BACK TO CHINA instead
>next video he is in china, gloating at how he has a cool new job
>guy who was supposed to work this job died from a drug overdose, barry snaps it up
>apparently he works in a government-funded prototype fast track language school
a few months later he randomly deletes all of his youtube content and gets his face censored in that other english teachers video that was linked.
I like to imagine that barry is currently an illegal immigrant running from the law through the chinese countryside sucking dick for rice.
>>61665519
>>61665574
jesus
>>61665188
>spoiled by multiculturalism
perhaps so, has its downsides as far as navigating the minefield of political correctness and trying to cater to everyone's conflicting cultures is concerned.
But at least I can easily assimilate and lead a comfortable life in the country I was born in despite not being of European descent with minimal repercussions.
Fairly lax as a citizen here, no meticulous customs to follow and I don't have anything in particular that conflicts with the the norm. Why make life harder if it doesn't pay off? Could always just visit Japan as a tourist if I so desired.
>>61665188
>also trump may be anything but he's definitely not a racist
Different anon by the way.
>>61665574
>>61665519
I watched that video like 2 weeks ago. His face was NOT censored! How the fuck did they censor his face? YT doesn't allow you to reupload the video under the same URL.
WTF?
Anyone have a pic of Barry or uncensored vid?
>>61665884
i found this image on google, this was him in his most recent video bragging about his newest job
from what i can gather, something must have happened like his employer finding his youtube videos in which he shit talks pretty much all the countries he has visited and all the companies that have had the misfortune to hire him, so he panicked and tried to delete his online footprint.
Either that or his chinese visa ran out and he cant find any companies willing to hire him thanks to his notoriety