All of what I am about to post will seem like a lie but I can assure you it is not.
>Have h100i v2
>it makes a lot of noise and I fear it will leak
>hear hard drive dying as well
>order a new cpu cooler and new ssd and hdd
>they arrive
This is when the fun starts
>Take gpu out of the pc
>no problems
>unscrew all of the bolts holding the h100i in place
>last bolt falls away and its stuck in place
>try and wiggle it around
Its not happening
>have to pull quite hard
>it release
>I cant see the cpu
>took in horror as I see the cpu stuck to the fucking h100i
part 1
pic coming as well
>>61629801
Retarded frogposter.
>>61629801
part 2
>look at the cpu with all of these bent bins and think about ending it
>instead I decide to unbend the pins
>so I get this thing I bought a while back
see pic related
>I go pin by pin and realign all of the bent ones
>Line up the golden corners
>wont sit right
>push it a little and theres a click and it sits perfectly
>I spend ages cutting myself on the new heatsink and install everything else except the new ssd and hard drive because I want to make sure my pc still works.
part 2
part 3
>I press the power button and it works
>I am so happy I check some boards on 4 chan and everything seems okay
>I then reboot
>it wont post
>the ez debug on my motherboard is saying there is a problem with the gpu
>unplug the gpu and take it out its pcie lane
>theres some thermal paste on it connector I scrape that off even though its a tiny smidge but that does nothing
>okay
>must be something else
>check everything else until I come to the realisation it must be the cpu that is having problems
>I take the cpu out and see thermal paste in the holes the pins go into and on the pins themselves
>I get some toilet paper and clear out the socket and use the end of a flat head to clean the pins
see pic related
>>61629974
How did you get thermal paste in the fucking socket?
part 4
>after spending what felt like hours most of the paste was gone
>I slid the cpu in and cleaned up whatever I could
>I got the cpu cooler on top with a decent amount of paste and put everything else in
>it fucking posted
>I was so happy
>so what do I do
>go into the bios and try to overclock this machine that had just gone through heart surgery
>Apply bios
>screen goes black
>fuckme.jpg
>have to take gpu out to get to the cmos battery
>wait
>it boots
not touching the bios again
fuck water cooling
>>61630004
When I took the cpu out it just went everywhere and the stringy bits just fell on to it. The whole operation was a clusterfuck and it just didnt go right from the start. The fucking h100i was glued on to the chip, it would not loosen so I was forces to yank it off.
So theres some white shit now stuck around the base of the pins but the thing still works so I am happy. just thought I needed to share this epic adventure with you lot.