PAINT 3D

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listen here, you pumpkin-heads. this is for you cool cats who just do whatever the fuck microsoft tells you to. and also for the retards who are trying to defeat the nazis or the jews by using atari computers to LARP about how your life isn't shit on 4chan.

MS-paint was cool. it'll probably still be around for primitive cave painting for quite a while. it made a million memes.

but Paint 3D is fucking sick. it's fucking dank. if you are one of the aforementioned coolcats, open up paint and then click paint 3D. if you are not one of the aforementioned cool cats, then fucking kill yourself or something, i don't know. because you're gonna be eating dust.

Paint 3D will usher in a new era of high tech shitpost retardation, and never before seen levels of autism. you thought pepe was something else? whoever makes the first good pepe in Paint 3D will have the option to hand it over to an animator, and a year later, there's going to be a reeking ecosystem of short pepe movies. it's going to be deleteriously fucking insane.

someday you're going to show some young person a 'dank meme' you made with MS-paint and they're going to call you a fucking faggot.

so stop fucking around and prostrate yourself before your benevolent master, and pray that M1CR0$0F7 has mercy on your pathetic, niggardly existence.