In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.
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>Chink Shit Randomiser
>Chink Shit Wiki
>Gearbest Deals Pastebin for 28/07
>Chink Shit Infographic
• Anon addicted to buying chink shit >>61590221
• Something arrives... >>61590245 it's a Xiaomeme 4X!
• Another great TomTop deal, this time on a Xiaomi magic cube >>61590329
• Anon reminds us all to huff our packages for that sweet nose cancer >>61590341
• Anon leaves a vague story about an exploding battery with a stock image of fire >>61590983
• Anon gets a motherload of packages, a smart socket >>61591843 shark SD card, phone case and KZ ZST
• Disappointing news: the e-ink Digoo weather station is a chink lie, is instead ugly blue LCD >>61591893
• Anon wants to buy a Xiaomi Air 13 2016 without watching reviews >>61592015 anons remind him it burns hotter than the sun >>61592106 better chink alternative laptops offered
• More people about to fall for the Big Clive human death approved mosquito light >>61592353
• Anon wants a drawing tablet >>61592464
anons suggest the Ugee meme, he thinks it's overkill and all you need is a Core Duo >>61593131
• Anon holding out hope for "official" weeb shit to appear on Ali >>61593168
• More deliveries for /csg/ anonymous >>61595449 a mobile phone clamp for PS3 controllers >61595854 and 24 pin to 8 pin cable >>61596069
• A review of the big-ass chink mouse mats >>61595847
• Anon shilling his Chink Shit Randomiser App >>61602449
• Anon sells his camera gear and turns to chink phones for good camera...? >>61602772
Previous thread >>61590044
• Anon updates his Gearbest doc >>61604368 leaves in vindictive cunty digs at /csg/ >>61604453 Comfy (me) returns with his pastebin >>61604607 Google Docs anon response is to try and get me banned but has his posts deleted by mods instead
• RegOp arrives in style to show off his new James Donkey 125M mouse >>61605060 >>61605073 says it feels better than the Motospeed V40 >>61605119
The software is very Pornhub-like >>61605177
• Anon writes up a chink shit watch guide from high-end to vintage >>61605414
• Anon gets a pair of KZ ATR, simvict D05 buds, infuser for beer making, some hose clamps, screen protectors for fitbit charge 2, the Zanflare f1 and a bunch of nitecore tubes that I got for 5$ from gearbest on flash sale >>61606864
Any watch experts lurking csg?
I'd ask wt, but I don't want them to make fun of me for buying chink shit.
Is there sense in buying chink watches not for quirk factor or just fashion statement, but, like a mid-range, proper "status" watch?
Or will a chink watch make me look like a pleb no matter what?
>takes a long-ass time to charge
You retard, read the info on the charger. It's only 0.35A. Find or buy a 1.5A charger and it will charger normally.
>It overheats like fuck
Is it also your retardation or what? Does she game on it? Now you're making me scared, I wanted to buy it for my dad since Redmi Note 4 is good but he wanted something smaller.
We threw out the charger right away because it's a chink power plug.
It overheats while charging, while gaming, and is pretty fucking warm during casual internet browsing.
Also the oukitel I bought to my cousin has problems with the screen turning off sometimes, probably also due to overheating.
Fuck chink shit memes, I'll buy her an xperia next time. Nippon banzai.
>We threw out the charger right away because it's a chink power plug.
You retard. Was it Mediakek by any chance? And you wonder why it overheats.
Can any non-retarded anon who owns Redmi 4X Global give me his opinion?
bougth and oukitell malware spyware everywhere, screen not workink. not recomend that shit brand.
own a nº1 all good untill chargr plug break. last me about 3 years.
bought doogee x5 for gf still working no isues
bingo, we used to have a ton of stories like this about the RN3P "I gifted it to my brother and it died instantly wow /csg/ I thought xiaomi were good" and he'd never be able to prove any of it was real. IF you asked for proof he actually bought the phone he'd go into a sperg overload. It was and still is embarrassing since he's still at it.
It's not a mediakek you fucking retards.
OH GOD ITS BURNING MY HANDS
Wew, I didn't know we had literal, unironic shills here on /csg/.
>5 yuan has been deposited to your account
>12-hour time format
>literal paid xiaomeme shills browsing csg right fucking now
Woah, I guess it's true what they say about shilling on 4chan.
Silly me, guess they did manage to trick this dumb laowai into buying a POS chinkphone behind a fancy brand.
Also, the aluminium back cover on 4x is so thin, flimsy and easily scratched that it's fucking pathetic.
Also, the camera is shit, too. Literally worse than a 3 year old samsung J
>using a 'no you' argument
Anon, have some dignity.
Woah, moving the goalposts, are we now?
>i-it's the wrong qualcomm
Kek, maybe xiaomi is just shit, how about that?
>if I call him reddit, people will stop paying attention to the subject at hand
Pretty bad damage control senpai, update your shill tactics.
Any dignified csg goer would be first to suspect chink shit of being, indeed chink shit. But with so much damage control and benefit of the doubt given to xiaomi, it's difficult not to call out on the bullshit.
>putting Chinese metal products into an a acidic liquid for several weeks and then drinking the liquid
You're a braver man than me, anon. I just use a fine mesh bag which I think was meant for laundry.
>and benefit of the doubt given to xiaomi
A lot of anons own the,m, I think they are talking from experience. I can vouch for the real csg meme phone.
If anything is wrong with R4X it must be an inherent flaw of 435.
Should've researched before buying it, handlet.
Anyone knows if there are any differences between R4X and R4X Global apart from bands?
>Doesn't excuse the paper thin, scratchy back cover tho.
You are right about that. I just always buy a cover anyway so this stuff doesn't bother me.
Got some stuff this week. Drawing glove, acrylic pen stand, pop filter for mic, chinky comply tips, new noodle bowl (I learned from my mistake to avoid death), 4x 18650 batteries and a turntable
That's a stylish looking pop filter anon. What's it for?
Tbh it was a sour first impression.
Their bags look kinda cool tho.
Anyway, I'm personally not into 5 something inch thin phones. I prefer stubby, thick. 4.7 inch plastic phones. They're unbreakable and do the job.
Aluminium is overrated.
>xiaomi totally doesn't shill on csg guise
>anon buys the cheapest shit Xiaomi phone possible with truly underpowered SD435 inside
>he somehow gets mad that a phone he's not even going to use doesn't meet his expectations
>flies into a rage about Xiaomi shills at the slightest provocation
>decides Xiaomi as a whole is shit because some cheapo phone he's not even using isn't good enough
>entire /csg/ has to listen to this and say nothing or they're Xiaomi shills
Fuck this general, seriously.
i wish it was underpowered so it wouldn't BURN MY MOMMY'S HANDS
Poor woman's hands are wrinkly as is without being tortured by a shitty chink phone
Fuck you xiaomi chinks, you will pay for hurting me mommy
I use a SD410 phone, here's the temps at zero load. Not hot to the touch.
Xiaomi is shit, kid, admit it.
Chinks still have ways to catch up to white master race in electronics manufacturing.
Maybe we should do them a favor and drop a few nukes to cut off the population.
I'm sure anybody with an android phone and CPU-z can verify.
>white """master race""" manufacturing ANY electronics
Are you a time traveller from the 70s? Everything is made in China now. God damn shut up and get out of this general you (You) hunting underage faggot.
Thanks for the James Donkey mouse suggestion.
Got here pretty fast, looks nice, feels nice, good heft to it. Oh and the side grips are really nice.
The chord feels kinda fragile so we'll see how it lasts.
I want some earphones like the Rock Zircon, except with better build quality. They're nice but after 6 months or so the wire starts fucking up and then you lose an earphone. Any recommendations?
Anyone into fpv quads can tell me if this is any good. Just saw the sale today is this any good for an area that's heavily wooded
Friendly reminder for those as unfortunate as myself to have bought a vita at some point: The chinks are selling microsd to vita adapters (both on ali and ebay), so you don't have to pay for sony's retarded memory stick prices. There's also a henkaku coldboot version coming out tomorrow it seems, so you don't have to do the browser shit every time you turn off your vita.
These any good?
new comfy vlog!
Bluetooth cable for my ZST just arrived. For those wondering, it says it does support aptx but I have no time to check if I even have device that supports that. Wires come with bendy over-ear support, not sure if I like it or hate it, after first try it's more hate but that is what I said about trackpoint as well. Will report on battery life later. Over all, I like it.
pic related has full provided manual, on the other side of paper instructions are the same (I hope) only in chink
The only thing I don't like about them is that they put the brand logo everywhere on the face plate.
As if I need to fucking advertise that I'm wearing chink watches to everyone around.
That one is pretty good but you might want to get the qx110 and swap over the qx95 frame or just buy the qx95. Buy their fpv goggles as well. It will do alright in a forest area.
>want a redmeme 4 in black like my soul
>the fugly gold and grey are way cheapear
Should i listen to my inner jew and go for the fugly grey?
I will buy this. Now I need a good 64 GB micro SD. Can you recommend one?
That's the Wing Sung 698, had it since the first quarter of this year, loving it. I'd recommend you go to ebay if you want to buy it because last time I checked it was more expensive on aliexpress
comfy literally begging for stuff.
why is this allowed again? absolutely disgusting
except AliExpress wishlists are completely pointless. Unlike Amazon you CAN'T use them to buy gifts for people. /csg/ sent emails to Ali and Gearbest asking for the gifting function to be added so we could do /csg/ Secret Santa around Christmas but the chinks ignored it.
>Not being your own secret Santa and recipient
>No one to give it to so you gift it to yourself to numb the feels and world around you
>Feel joy knowing shipping chink shit to your mail keeps you happy
I really want this feature so I can gift random anons a cheap Chinese Christmas present
Why isn't Jack Ma jumping on this additional revenue stream?
T-thanks anon. It was here since before I moved in and I like it too much to change it.
still find this extremely fucking funny for some reason
its much less visible IRL
Agree with the seller on partial refund, possibly through a dispute, but message him first.
I'd go for 30% first, otherwise roughly the price difference to chinese prices, so the seller makes no loss and no profit, if he agrees, leave a nice review.
Fucking Rock Zircons. I got chinked
When I plug the headphone jack into the connector and it rotates slightly, it either opens up spotify and plays the last song, or it pauses what I'm listening to
What do I do? I got these almost two months ago
It rarely goes from point A to point B directly. You'll get almost no updates until it reaches the destination country, unless you paid for a good shipping service.
Pretty much. If it goes by post the chinks know federal postal services are lazy and not liable for shit so they'll lie on the customs form about the value to come in under your country's de minimis or exemption limit. Couriers on the other hand are liable and audited regularly so they can't get away with it nearly as much.
Thanks for the info I went with the 95 and 007 googles. Is it possible to setup the transmitter and receiver that comes with the set onto any other drone kit that is not eachine or do they have a different control setup. This part of fpv quads does not make sense.
>tfw a quad core processor for my memepad on aliexpress costs more than the memepad itself
Eh I'll probably buy it anyway for muh upgrades.
a lot of minor changes, biggest changes are in headphone section, planning on expanding bluetooth section
>taobao expects me to pay $20 shipping for a $1 item
Why does anybody use this site?
I need a cute waterproof 20mm watch with ONLY the watch no stopwatch or extra hands. I don't want it cluttered at all. Willing to spend quite a bit. And I don't want a metal strap.
daniel wellington replica
I just added the v2s, but I won't add the v3 until the reviews come out
why is that?
For diy drones yea as long as the drone has a compatible receiver. For drones manufactured by another company most likely no as they use proprietary parts, like hubsan drones for example.
>why is that?
The sound feels somewhat bassy and muddy in general, the HD668b are cheaper and sound a lot better.
Also while the cable is removable, the connector had a special shape before reaching the 3.5mm female connector on the headphones so you need to cut near the male plug ending with an atrocity like pic related to make it fit.
Xiaomi MI band 2 is on sale for $16.59. Anyone have experience with lightinthebox?
it's probably not waterproof, and it has a 26 mm band
try skmei 1196, 9058, or their dw "homage" 1181
the band widths on the skmei are all 22 mm, but any "leather" band will have to be replaced with either a NATO or a real leather band
I got a ultra budget phone today.
Vodafone Smart First 7. Cost was NZD$19 (USD$14.50).
The intention of the phone is a decoy when you go out to party, such that your flagship doesn't get stolen. Losing this phone is not a trouble, it's only NZD$19. I will use those prepaid data packs, and contact friends out on party with Facebook and Text. Light internet browsing too.
It's quite fluid, even though it has 0.5GB of RAM and an ARM quad-core, 4GB ROM also.
It's still on sale until Midnight today on PB Tech.
AMA if you have ultra budget phone questions.
>Tfw just want a simply looking bomber jacket
>Every single retailer has a jerk looking model with flashy stuff on jt
Jesus, is there nothing that looks like pic related in China?
>inb4 that jacket sucks anon
Got my $7(now $10) arc lighter today. Works great but has several dents and something inside rattles, probably all from shipping. Have it charging now, will update if house burns down.
sup /csg/ i have a dumb question.
are there any screen protector that FEEL like the actual smartphone screen without one? i mean that warm, kinda 'sticky' feeling. i tried using my brother's phone with a protector and i hated how cold and shitty it feel. like dragging your finger across glass. i don't mind paying an extra $$.
>I fucking hate when I see a piece of clothing that would look fucking awesome if it wasnt for the ugly ass logo
Clothing isn't supposed to have huge logos, funny pictures or the absolute worst of them all, stupid sayings or slogans.
thanks for the answer. would one of these be ok? i only found a few listings for my redmimeme 4a
Anyone know any cheap preamps that won't make my audio sound worse than input? Thinking about grabbing a DIY kit: https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32809723057.html
Some of my chink shit arrived earlier this week! I got two pairs of VE Monks and boy they sound incredible for their price. They're very good to use as throwaways earphones like when going to the sea etc.
Also got three microUSB-USB cables from Ugreen (0.25, 1, 2 meters) and they're quite sturdy, i hope they will last. They included a cable strap tie, which is a gift i appreciate. Thanks chinks!
I want to buy a small camera that is easily hidden for some bird watching
my country is a backward shithole and doesn't allow importation of tiny cameras
Is there's a discreet shipping service for chink shit?
At least the front should be black to blend with the LCD screen
otherwise I got gray one and ended up liking it
also phone cases such, the phone is big and bulky as it is and strapping extra thickness or weight on it is very inconvenient
>I want to buy a small camera that is easily hidden for some bird watching
Birds don't give a fuck about the size of your camera because they are retards with no understanding of photographic equipment.
The problem is despite whatever that's declared on package, the customs open it to see what's inside
From all chink shit I have ordered I have never received a package that was not opened before hand
it has to be discreet in form of hiding it inside of a sealed item with appropriate customs declaration
Anon living in pseudocommie shithole with high taxes and package limits (only 5 a year tops)
Need a store that is willing to ship shit with a lower price on the ticket, the chinks at gearshit refuse to do it and AE store will only ship one thing as the time when I need as much shit in a single package as possible
Any good stores that do this accounting trick?
Great job, thanks.
>he lives in a country that limits the amount of packages you can receive through the post
>the limit is 5 packages a year
Which fucking country is this?
Any good chink headphone stands like pic related?
This week I received most of my stuff except for the 2 or 3 items I actually needed.
Some of the items I got
>SD card case
>2 Cinkeypro dual USB chargers
>2 fans for OPi
>Another OPi, this time the One
>2 seemingly powered USB hubs, wasn't specified
Now I'll just have to wait for my soldering iron and cable management things.
And some more chink stuff
>USB to sata
>HDMI to VGA
>some kind of hook on my monitor for my headphones
>€1 lapel mic
Doesn't look like it would burn my house down, but I'm not sure. Chip says "Fe 1.1S. USB 2.0 Hub. LG3J450A151E1". It does say it has overcurrent protection, but nothing about the extra power port.
It is. It also moves a decent amount of air for its size.
>Cinkeypro usb chargers
>Chinky Pro house fires
>plus additional unbranded USB hubs
No way I could make them safe? I originally wanted to use them for my Orange pis
Are those confirmed to be housefires? I'm using them for relatively low consumption things and always have them in sight.