>tfw CS degree >first job is PHP

>>61599387
Just hire a pajeet to do it for half your salary

>>61599387
what do you have against PHP? its popular

>>61599387
Experience is what counts. Bide your time and move on.

>>61599490
Seriously, how much of an entitled faggot can you be? You're a fresh grad, you're fucking useless. Pay your dues, faggot.

>>61599413
>it's popular
underageb&

>>61599387
That degree didn't buy you much, did it?

>>61599387
what version of php? php 7.1 and the upcoming 7.2 have some incredible improvements, making it actually wonderful.

>tfw CS degree
>first job is Google SWE

>no degree
>first job is node & react

hmmm...

>>61599387
>tfw CE degree
>first job is php

>didnt even finish high school 1st class
>still making good money due to my obsession with computers as a child

i got saved by my autism

>>61599387
>tfw no degree
>tfw no high school diploma
>ifw first job is industrial controls tech

>>61602914
clearly you should have reimplemented their site in VHDL

>tfw CS degree
>first job is at Goldman Sachs
everything went better than expected

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>>61599387
>tfw CE degree
>cant find first job
How long did it take you guys to find jobs?
If this goes on too long, im just gonna join the chairforce.

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>>61599387
>job
there is your problem

>>61600625
>hurr durr
>what is a programming language
>dude I just want to play my gaymes xDDd

Summerfag detected.

>tfw IT degree
>unemployed ever since I graduated

>>61603898
I've been out of work for a solid year after the first internet bust.

>>61604099
I assure you, reddit, I am the last person interested in gaymes. GPUs are much better spent on cracking your password.

>>61603898
> he fell for the embedded meme

>>61599387
>cs degree
>first job is is qbasic
>goto 20
>20 shoot face with rifle using your toe to pull the trigger

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>tfw CE degree
>first job is php

Pay is pretty good and the office is a 10min walk from home is can't complain.

>>61603898
4 years and counting

>>61599387
>>>/sci/9067805

What were you expecting retarded OP? A LISP or Haskell job?

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>>61599387
>tfw no degree
>spend most time freelancing C++/C#/Java online for the last 2 years in high school
>after HS one former client says he's starting a new company and wants me to work for him
>offers good pay
>sure thing, boss
>after a while we expand and now I'm the 'director of software division'
>my job literally consists of showing up for an hour and telling everyone to keep up the good work
>spend most free time shitposting on 4chan and watching anime
life's good, too bad you fell for the "higher education" meme

>>61604120
>I assure you, reddit, I am the last person interested in gaymes. GPUs are much better spent on cracking your password.

I am glad we agree on something.

PHP can actually be pretty comfy, unless you are working with shit like Laravel

>>61604746
Must be very fulfilling work

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>>61604746
you should get me a job in your company

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>get a CE/CS degree
>become a code monkey
How often does this really happen?

>>61604746
But its free and I get paid for it by the gov

>tfw CS degree
>first job is Burger King

>>61604120
>using reddit as a derogatory word
way to out yourself as a redditor. not that there is anything wrong with that :)

>>61604976
From what Ive heard, its not very common.
Most end up working at restaurants or going neet.

>>61602310
Adding type checking is a huge step in the right direction.

>>61599387
>tfw cs & math degree
>unemployed since graduating in May

>>61599387
it was the same for me. don't worry if you work hard you might become a C# programmer with your own crack pajeet team.

>>61599387
>reposting stupid threads
>not doing it correctly

the meme was with java not with PHP

>study CS
>wonder why no/bad job

The problem is every retard (without a graduation) can "learn" a computer language and work like a cheap pajeet.

Firstly i wanted study Cs as well, but there are too much pajeet and every year there is a new meme language.

Engineering is so superior.

>Studying CS in 2017
Enjoy your no jobs. CS majors are the most popular majors at some schools now, your degree value is about to tank. You can't compete with minimum wage in India. Sorry.

>>61599387
As long as you don't quit the job, anon. Make that cash, look somewhere else in the mean time.