>be asleep
>*ding ding*
>check phone
>Your Google verification code is XXXXXXX
>>61575798
works on my machine
Yeah man that was me can you paste the code
>>61575798
You allow your phone to wake you up with random notifications?! use Do Not Disturb, anon!
>>61576147
Sure! 676 108
>>61576147
Hey it's me ur brother
I know this thread is dead but I tgought it was pretty funny OP imo
>>61575798
>be asleep
>*ding ding*
>no notifications
>
>*ding ding*
>It's my wife's phone
>She is sexting with another guy
>Be awake
>*bring bring*
>check phone
>"Some asshole you haven't talked to since high school commented on a random photo"
HOW DO I TURN THIS SHIT OFF???
>>61576957
I don't think people get it
>be asleep
>*ding ding*
>continue sleeping
>wake up and see what it was
>missed call from boss
>call him back
>why aren't you at work
>I have work today? fuck
>>61577084
This is one of the worst feelings.
>>61577084
>>61577094
>shift positions
>>61577027
>wife
cuck
>be asleep
>suddenly max volume alarm starts ringing from phone
>check phone
>AMBER Alert