>he's a webdev

>>61551939
even worse, he is a FRONT-END developer.
Even women can become front-end webdevs

That's what happens when you're self-taught

>>61551982
Lmao that code is plain english, how can you be so butthurt?

>>61552031
I'm not sure you understand what I mean.
You're not self-taught, are you?

>>61551939
How the fuck did he get a job when he has to open a stackoverflow thread to work this out?

>>61552060
You'd be surprised how many people working in enterprise grade dev jobs are using stackoverflow on a regular basis for the most basic shit.
And you know what? That's completely ok.

>Talking to guy who mentions he has a computer science degree
>He's a webdev

What a waste of talent.

>>61552060
Might've known somebody up high. Meanwhile the job market is brutal for decent web devs who have no "professional"/"industry" experience.

>>61552060
>>61552076
You fucking retards, GravityDefyer Inc is a Shoe Store with 33 employees.

>>61552085
I have a master's degree in CS and I did my thesis on experimenting and evaluating latency reducing mechanisms for TCP retransmissions in the Linux kernel, and now I work as a web developer. Deal with it.

>>61552085
Tons of web dev jobs require degrees in CS as a minimum requirement. The market is over saturated so employers can be really picky.

>>61552107
>GravityDefyer Inc is a Shoe Store with 33 employees
And? What does it have to do with the thousands of others that are employed in actual enterprise settings who are still referring to stackoverflow?

Next time you mention "cs degrees are a meme", just remember that this is what it looks like when you're a degreeless pleb.

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>The creation of the first Gravity Defyer shoe was the culmination of years of scientific research and one man’s relentless passion to solve his nephew’s debilitating health problem.
>It began when Alexander Elnekaveh’s 14 year-old nephew was diagnosed with a cancerous growth in his heel. Even after successful heel replacement surgery, the youngster was given little chance of ever walking free from pain. As an inventor, mechanical engineer and former army medic, Alexander was determined to find hope for his young nephew that would allow him to live an active life without being held back by debilitating pain.
>He put years into solving his nephew’s problem: researching new medications, treatments and prosthetics. It was on a flight home from another failed meeting with pain management specialists that the idea for Gravity Defyer shoes was born. As Alexander felt the wheels of the 747 touch the ground, he thought to himself “If a massive aircraft can land smoothly, absorbing over 100 tons on impact without so much as spilling his coffee, why couldn’t a shoe do the same thing?”
>Alexander assembled an all-star team of renowned mechanical engineers, podiatrists, industrial designers and applied materials engineers to form the Impact Research Technology Group. The results of which became the VersoShock sole and an ever expanding line of Gravity Defyer footwear designed to bring the same powerful shock absorbing technology to every lifestyle and occasion.
>Impact Research Technology Group created the first Gravity Defyer shoe in 2004. The results and comfort were incredible, and Alexander recognized that these shoes could have amazing benefits for everyone. The company Gravity Defyer was created in 2008 as the sole manufacturer and distributor of shoes featuring the patented sole technology that later became dubbed the VersoShock sole.
I-Is this a unicorn startup? To the moon.

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>>61552108
>webdev
>cs degree

I don't think those people understand what CS actually is.

>>61552135
What does web dev mean? The majority of the big tech companies are web stuff.

>>61552116
>And?
The thing is that the company probably hired the only guy that even bothered to show up to an interview, and you guys are sperging out over it like he is somehow living the sweet life earning six figures in Silicon Valley

>>61552145
I didn't know someone could be that bad at reading comprehension AND be able to post online.

I never said anything you implied. Neither did the other guy.

>>61552135
>>61552143
I'm >>61552107 and the web application I work with is a DAM system written in C++ and does heavy file operations and light image+video processing. I doubt some self-taught "kloss koder" would be able to do what I do, but I may be mistaken.

>>61552145
Probably makes 60k+

>>61552159
>I never said anything you implied. Neither did the other guy.
Yeah, he did and you replied to what he said.

>>61552042
The comment explains it in plain English.
>>61552060
More importantly, how did he get one without knowing "Javascript and jquery"

>>61552174
No. He was surprised how the guy got a job. He never said anything about the guy earning a shitload of cash or living the dream.

>>61552133
>aeroplanes
>shock absorbers
Fuck me, I wonder how this guy managed to even get his qualifications being this retarded.

>>61552187
>He was surprised how the guy got a job.
I explained how he most likely got a job. It's a niche company with 33 employees after 10 years in business. It's likely that they listed a position as a web dev and he was one of very few candidates that bothered responding to it.

>>61552220
The autism is strong in you.

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>>61552189
Watch it kiddo.

>>61552230
Resorting to cheap copouts, I see.

>>61552220
>clearly he was a fucking retard because its likely that this specific scenario happened that explains it
Ah, I see.

>>61552247
Oh boy. I could hear you tipping that fedora from across the planet. Good job. You can add one mark to your won internet arguments.

>>61552256
>>61552272
>being so butthurt on a Lebanese mountain biking forum you resort to samefagging

>>61552162
I'd probably call that "network programming" or something like that though.

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>>61552324
>being this stupid

>>61552232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-sTFNGgp9U

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>>61552531

>>61552586

Lol

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>>61552640
>Our logo is deliberate. Our customers feel like they are getting the beginning of a new life when they try our shoes. Pain and fatigue are alleviated, energy is restored; they can walk and exercise again. What represents that? The seed of life. We’re not embarrassed by it, nor are our customers. We are currently working with some of the best retailers in the world and look forward to future business opportunities with companies that are liberal enough to embrace this concept. There’s no shame, there’s pride.

>>61552670

Holy fuck

>>61551982
I took a couple of simple online courses in Python and even I understand for loops and iterating through a list

>>61552683

I guess you were more passsionate than he was

>>61552135

Dumb kumikoposter

>>61552683
"self-taught" is just a new butthurt meme word because it triggers half of /g/

>>61552133
>I-Is this a unicorn startup? To the moon.

Dr. Scholl's 2.0

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>self learning stuff and pretty happy with it
>read this thread

Wa-wasnt high education a meme?

>>61552670
Yo nigga, check out mah sperm kicks. I'm about to fertilize a mufugga.

>>61552772
Self taught doesn't mean you're like this dude.

>>61551939

Even being a front-end web dev, you'd had to have used PHP before. Who hasn't used loops before?

>>61552772
You can self learn, just make sure to read up with good books instead of youtube tutorials.

>>61552808
He's a master of recursion.

>>61552819

To iterate is human

To recurse is divine

>>61551982
I'm self-taught and know this shit.

>>61552340
But we use HTTP for transport, so it is, by definition, web dev. Being embarrassed by the webdev label is a /g/ thing, 80-90% of application programming today involves web in one way or another.

>>61552356
>tries to prove that he isn't a samefag
Definitively samefagging.

>>61553697
>i smell a butthurt web dav

>>61553697
also, you sound like you don't know what you're saying when you say
>HTTP for transport

>>61553766
How do I "smell" butthurt? I'm the one calling myself webdev, rather than the other anon who would call himself a "network programmer" just to avoid the "stigma" he receives on /g/.