if somebody gave you $50 to lick your keyboard, would you do it?
Think about it.
It's filthy and yes.
I can just use antibacterial mouthwash afterwards.
What exactly do you mean lick my keyboard
>>61551896
I do not touch my keyboard if I don't wash my hands before so thanks for the fifty dollah mato.
Also I wash the keycaps once every two weeks.
>>61551976
this also.
Always wash my hands before touching keyboard and no eating at my computer desk.
>>61551976
This but only with a cloth and iso alcohol, probably enough to remove most dirt
I type with my dick
>>61551896
I would even lick his keyboard
There's nothing on it I haven't already put in my mouth anyways. Some sucker just lost $50.
>>61551896
who is the one doing the licking?
Either way, yes
>>61551896
I keep my keyboard clean so yes.
>>61551896
I don't really want someone else licking my keyboard desu...
lmao these ocd fucks who think they're going to get suck cause of muh bacteria
>>61551896
$50 is $50
I think I wouldn't lick someone else's tho
>>61551896
pal I main /out/ - If I drink my own piss when I can't be arsed going to a river then fuck yes I'd do that
>>61551896
If someone put a legit $50 USD bill under my keyboard and all I had to do was lick my keyboard to pocket it, easiest $50 I've ever made.
>>61551896
of course, only degenerates have filthy keyboards. I don't even need to clean it because i'm not a degenerate fucktard who eats cheetos infront of my computer
>>61551896
50$ is 50$
lmao
Yes, the filth is my own
Well, I clean it once a month so probably yes.
>>61551896
They'd probably clean my keyboard.
>>61551896
Sure. I clean it daily with alcohol.
I mean, you put your dirty hands and fingers on it all the time, who would clean it.
>>61551896
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>>61552011
would you lick between Stallmans toes for $50
>>61552979
I would pay $50 for that.
>>61552979
I'd do it for free...
>>61552979
Yes
>>61552037
>tfw cant find that gif of a /tpg/ anon smearing his dick over his chinkpad with an umaru wallpaper
>>61553052
sauce god damn sauce
sounds hot as HECK, but hella gay
>>61552979
Yeah. But, if he blows a load of cum while I'm doing so, that's an extra $5000.
>>61551896
Ofc. What a stupid question. I'd do it for $2.
Of course.
I got it like a month ago so it's pretty clean.
>not cleaning your keyboard every week
fucking plebs. you faggots probably don't even reassemble your computers to clean them every week.
My own keyboard? Sure, I don't touch my nice keyboard with filthy hands.
Somebody elses or a woke keyboard? Probably not.
>>61551896
Yes, I wipe it down very often.
I would and I would wipe my keyboard afterwards not my mouth
you faggots don't put sheets over your keyboards?
>>61551896
I lick my keyboard after every snack.
>>61551896
I want to cum on that cat's fur just because I know it would lick it clean
>>61551896
That's a very cute kitty
>>61551896
i got a new one yesterday so yes
>>61556068
show us a picture of it anon ^_^
Sure, it's not that old
I just got my Wooting One Saturday, so that sounds like a good deal
>>61551896
I cleaned it with medical grade wipes few days ago so yes.
>>61556571
muh ((medical grade))
>>61555408
Isn't that to learn mecanography?
tastes salty
>>61557181
Perhaps like salty milk?