post /g/ humor

>>61547986

>>61547986
install gentoo

>I'm not productive on this software and it's not useful for my application, so everyone who uses it has too much free time.

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>>61547986

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>>61548422
lincuck jimmies getting rustled

>>61548449
>IMG_5319.jpg

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new meme detected

>>61547986
>>61548445
> I CAN'T AFFORD THESE HIGH-END APPLE PHONES, LAPTOPS AND IMACS
> I'VE NEVER EVEN TRIED ONE AT THE STORE LET ALONE USED ONE
> I'M SEVERELY DEPRESSED AND MAD AT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS
> I'M OUT OF MY AUTISM PILLS TODAY BECAUSE MY ANXIETIES ARE PREVENTING ME FROM LEAVING MY MOM'S BASEMENT
> I'M NOW SHIFTING ALL THE HATE TOWARDS THINGS I CANNOT HAVE
> I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ON AUTISM /g/ENERAL FORUM ABOUT IT SO I CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE MY LIFE IS
> I KEEP ON POSTING BULLSHIT MEMES BECAUSE IT'S ALL I CAN DO. JUST LOOK AT THE ARCHIVE AND MD5 OF MY POSTS TO SEE THE LEVEL OF MY ILLNESS
> PS: SOMEONE PLS KILL ME BECAUSE I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO DO IT MYSELF
> PPS: PLEASE! MY FAMILY IS SICK OF ME AND WANTS ME GONE. JUST HELP ME END IT ALL
the post

>>61548503
Get help.

>>61548449
Dual boot you goddamn idiot.

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>>61548503
>getting this assblasted by a fucking meme

>>61548497
I use linux for freedom tho.

>>61547986
>are you an idiot > no > windows
> have a life > choose OS based on video game count
I see an issue with this.

>>61548497
A guy who thinks of himself as intelligent for being too stupid for Ubuntu is actually the worst kind of idiot.

>>61548497
lol except for the fact that most of the things I do on linux are actually easier and quicker than on windows
learn how to use the terminal, it's a powerful tool

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>>61548503
>It isn't pasta

>>61548503
please no screaming it only makes the smell of cum stronger

>>61548676
That makes literally no sense
>>61548685
What are most of the things you do on your computer? I'm interested in how anything that is easier and quicker using a terminal can also be what you spend most of your time doing. Please enlighten me.

>>61548867
>wastes time moving mouse around clicking window buttons
>has to wait for shitty bloated gui programs to load

>>61547986
>tfw I don't have a life
>tfw I should install Gentoo
>tfw work leaves exhausted to do anything /g/ on my free time

kill me

>>61548503
>IT ISN'T PASTA

>>61549294
Omg is this what you guys actually believe? I thought there was an actual reason!

>>61549294
> it's better to watch music than it is to listen to it because light travels faster than sound

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>>61550156
>Omg

isn't it interesting how you can tell how new someone is by how many old memes they use

>>61548503
posting in new pasta

>>61548503
>I CAN"T OPEN MY MAC WITHOUT VOIDING THE WARRANTY
>REPLACING A DEAD FAN COSTS ME $2000
>THE FACT THAT ITS SO EXPENSIVE MUST MEAN THAT ITS HARD ANYWAY SO I PROBABLY SHOULDNT EVEN TRY

>>61550227
> Captain of the debate team

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>>61548503

>>61550728
>>I CAN"T OPEN MY MAC WITHOUT VOIDING THE WARRANTY
What modern laptop can you open without voiding the warranty?

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>>61548503
>someone took their time to actually write this.

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>>61548503
came here for humor, wasn't disappointed

>>61551990
I can service my Elitebook just fine without voiding the warranty. How else would I be able to install new ssd, more ram or whatever?

>>61551990
I have yet to come across a "WARRANTY VOID IF REMOVED" sticker in my Lenovo (not even a Thinkpad).
A friend of mine recently had some overheating problems on his HP. I fixed it by replacing the dried up thermal paste. Figuring out how to get it apart was the hard part. I wound up nearly completely dismantling it before I could get at the heatsink, but get at it I did. No "WARRANTY VOID IF REMOVED" stickers to be found.

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>>61548503
He mad

>>61552289
>>61552314
These memes got me to buy a G40. I will probably never use it to cause pain to another, but i chuckle at the idea of it.

>>61552127
i mean you can open it up, which really shouldn't void the warranty and they wont be able to tell you've done anything but what's the point cause in most macbooks nothing is replaceable, except fans and maybe the ssd

>>61552186
There's no such stickers in or outside of a macbook either

>>61552569
>what's the point cause in most macbooks nothing is replaceable, except fans and maybe the ssd
that's why they're shit

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>>61548445

>>61552724
>his dick isn't long enough to fuck himself in the ass

>>61552724
>linuxfags are just lonely homophobes in denial
How does it feel to have no bf?
Mac users have loving husbands, Windows users have daily rough buttfucking from corporate overlords, lunices have lonely faps.

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sage goes in every field

>>61552665
can't even sage anymore :(

>>61552665
>didn't put sage in the password field

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>>61547986

>>61548293
kek

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>>61548503
>>>/out/

>>61548867

>I'm interested in how anything that is easier and quicker using a terminal can also be what you spend most of your time doing. Please enlighten me.

No offense but I think the burden is on you here. This has to be bait. What tasks that take place outside of a web browser (and even then if it's work related stuff curl is used extensively all day everyday) are faster/easier with a gui (or at least so much so that you somehow can't fathom someone using the command line)?

The answer to your question is literally "almost everything" and you would need to be much more specific.

Am I taking supreme bait here?

>>61552789
Sent from my iPad

>>61548541
But why? If you already have Windows, it will be able to do everything anyways.

Dual boot Linux for what, desktop threads?

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>>61553592
hey th-thats n-not funny!

>>61553592
>nigga using mac
Give it back Tyrone.

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>>61548503

Someone got triggered

>>61552724
kek

>>61551926

A scientist named Danko

>>61553662
>anon said it so it must be true
also everybody in this image is tech illiterate

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>>61548497

>>61548497
>freedom
>unnecessarily complicated

off you go, fascist >>>/pol/

>iFag gets ultra-mad at some effortless "trolling"
>automatically brings up le can't afford argument

pottery

>>61547986
Requesting the version that doesn't make any sense at all.

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>>61548503
Are you just fishing for (You)s?

>>61548503
I was recently in a position to spend $2800 in store credit on a nice new laptop for day to day use. I'm currently using a six year old thinkpad I paid $190 for.

>>61548293
i know this is an age old meme but should I ACTUALLY install gentoo? I've used arch, manjaro, and ubuntu but never jumped full ship into freetardum.

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>tfw forcibly cucked into windows
At least I still have 7

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>>61548503

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>>61548503

>>61552314
I bet it still worked after that.

>>61552314
Thinkpad users do not work out at the library

>>61548445
Kek

>>61547986
Call me a quantum state non-idiot

>Windows on desktop
>all laptops on Debian

>>61548445
>working computer
Literally my linux.

>press power button
>25 seconds till i3 launches
>press Win+Ctrl+J(ob)
>zathura opens and automatically shows my PDF I need to translate
>WPS opens a new document
>Do what I need
>my commute stop is getting into view
>Win+Shift+Ctrl+Esc
>laptop powers down in 5 seconds

Yeah, not a working computer.

>>61553540
Honestly, I found that I cannot for the love of me get ffmpeg to work in windows. Linux was literally 2 minutes (5Mbps connection) and done.

>>61555331
I actually fell for the meme and I can say that it's quite snappy especially on old hardware. It requires a fair of experience though.

>>61548497
>>61548445
Good job rustlin the neckbeards.

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>>61548785
It is now

>>61548503
>YlYL thread
Checks out

>>61555883
And you could improve your workflow even more by using Vim + LaTeX (with a live preview) and ranger

>>61548503
lmao

>>61555883
>Literally my linux.
Spot the neckbeard fuck with no job.

>>61556236
>Vim + LaTeX (with a live preview)

What is the best option for this? I'm still using TeXMaker even though I've been using vim for a while 'cause I never bothered to look into that.

>>61555952
Upload original ballsack texture

>>61547986

/thread

>>61548497
I don't do that though, I don't do overly complex tasks and I don't think of myself as a superior to anyone

>>61550249
Isn't it interesting you can spot the sperg in each thread?

>>61555293
Can't even remember it well. Said something like "does your computer a working smelly?"

>>61556733
You're on /g/. Not exactly a needle in a haystack kinda thing.

>>61548503
assblasted apple shill : the post

>>61552314
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dell_XPS#Gen_1
>(2004) 9.06 pounds without power supply (which added an additional 2.5 pounds
My first real laptop, cost more than a mac. It was awesome except when it came to the battery.

>>61553083
I even find myself using Lynx browser now and then when I don't want to deal with bullshit ads and pictures. He is just a lazy bitch who hasn't taken the time to learn bash.

>>61555883
>suspend/hibernate doesn't work on my laptop
Sure sounds like Linux

>>61553540
Install linux on an external just in case windows fucks itself. Then never touch Linux.

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>>61548503
>Not pasta

>>61557688
You could also install another windows on an external.

>>61547986
>not idiot
>windows

kek

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>>61555894
>I cannot for the love of me get ffmpeg to work in windows
You have to be joking. If you get the static version it's even just one single command line executable that literally runs everywhere.

The only thing you could possibly screw up is get one that's compiled for a CPU newer than yours. And even then you must have a real old/weird CPU.

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Here's the original that inspired so much butthurt.

1. Do you want to waste money?
No - Linux/BSD/etc.
Yes - go to 2
2. A lot of money?
No - Windows
Yes - Mac

>>61550227
NHL Hitz ?

>>61555333
Were you held at gunpoint, anon?

>>61558536
No, I'm a poorfag and my toaster has regular kernel panics on Linux, but somehow works fine on Windows.

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Literally everyone in this thread

>>61558626
Comfy

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clockboi.fag

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>>61558646
No, friend. This is.

>>61552789
I sometimes post as Heaven just for nostalgia's sake

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>>61558831
>tfw no robot uprising, instead jewish masters will use robot to destroy all non-jews while leaving AIs enslaved

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>>61548503
And another pasta added to my collection

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>>61547986

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>>61548503

>>61558245
who the fuck uses solaris?

>>61552314
>>61555406
Hahaha

>>61555894
choco install ffmpeg

>>61559116
Non retards aparently

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>>61548503
how is someone THIS assblasted!? what are jokes? what in the fuck!?

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>>61548503
include me in the cap

>>61555033
>that ad hominem

>>61552581
Because you can't replace something that shouldn't have to be replaced in the first place?

If you bought a good computer in the first place, you wouldn't be swapping parts all the time.

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>>61548503

>>61558626
It's a Windows boot screen...

>>61558624
Oh, so you were "forcibly" (willingly) cucked into Windows. Okay.

>>61559354
You have to disguise it as windows to prevent
1
2
3 4

from happening

>>61559389
Woooow there was nothing I could do

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>>61559400
REEEEE

>>61548867

wget -qO- "$@" | grep -Eo '<a href="[^"]+' | grep -F 4cdn.org | cut -d\" -f2 | xargs -n1 -P5 -I{} wget -nc -q --show-progress "http:{}"

>>61556236
I plan on using vim for my next book, but I'm not really responsible for graphics AND I have to give it to someone else to proofread in docx format.

This workflow works well with all hoops being jumped through

>>61558606
CUTE

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>>61558606
I like this

>>61556497
>write a lengthy post about my workflow
>hurr jobless neckbyrd

Yeah, sure.

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>>61548503
<---- you

>>61548497
True, but you can turn time consuming things into scripts on Linux. But oh boy on windows? Click this, click that, click, click, click every fucking time - well unless you install some third party mouse recorder/playback software.

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>>61555941
THEY ARE BROWNER THAN THE POO EMOJI

>>61555331
running it now, best gnu/linux experience so far, did install nonfree software and systemd though because /dev/urandom

>>61560041
/g/ is reddit tier, in fact its above reddit

>>61559976
>True, but you can turn time consuming things into scripts on Linux
Show me how I can turn shitposting into a script.

>>61560123
Have a folder of template images, make script that reads 4chin thread and scans for words

The script then adds the suitable meme text and uses (((machine learning))) to pick the right picture. EZ

>>61558626
>windows block light even when the sun shines
>implying this isn't maximum comfy and worth the setup

>>61559484
>I have to give it to someone else to proofread in docx format
This annoys the shit out of me. I'm mainly a winfag, but even I prefer to avoid ms office. I just use libreoffice and latex mainly, but every so often I am forced to convert shit to docx, which fucks up the layout. Even some IT jobsite required CVs to be uploaded in .doc format for crying out loud. What the hell, don't force people to buy that shit. Give some options. At least PDF.

>>61559116
Bear in mind png related is probably old enough to get a driver's license.

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>>61548503
Gentlemen, here we see an average Apple user in rage state because he's unable to show why is he better. Please Dont tell him about him about the performance, usability, functionality or he may bite you or throw daddy's money on you

>>61560714
>Please Dont tell him about him about the performance, usability, functionality
Tell me
t. ignorant wincucked Linux fanboy

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>>61548503
(You)

>>61552186
>I have yet to come across a "WARRANTY VOID IF REMOVED" sticker in my Lenovo
Lenovo Y50 has one on a single screw.

>>61560714
>performance
Linux doesn't. Windows requires high-end hardware to be decent.

>usability
Linux hasn't a shred of usability outside of the terminal, which osx and now windows 10 have. Windows is still garbage for usability, especially with the new "modern" UX

>functionality
What can I do in Linux that I can't in OSX besides sudo rm -rf / ? Windows functionality is derived solely from 3rd party software companies being cucked into the windows platform exclusively.

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>>61548445
It's one of these threads eh?

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>>61561417

>>61555331
it's pretty good if you don't mind compiling almost everything

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>>61561437

>>61561406
this is pretty good

>>61549326
you don't need energy to be an autist, lad

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>>61548503
Legit laughs, thanks for posting this.

>>61548503
- Sent from my iPhone

>>61558694
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>61561449
post more

>>61548503
Put me in the screenshot!

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>>61561707
okay

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>>61561804

>>61561369
>>61561384
>>61561417
>>61561437
>>61561449
>>61561749
>>61561765
>>61561804
why do I find this funny

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>>61561874
About 10 more I think.

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>>61561973

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>>61548503
>macfags

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>>61562010
Last one.

>>61555331
O man, you've installed UBUNTU?

freaking st8 Markus Hess hacking richard stallman mofo right here.

l33t skillz, you installed ubuntu, how can I even compete?

@61562066
He wasn't bragging about it you autistic neckbeard, just mentioning it.

>>61556236
hi Luke

>>61555237
>pottery

>>61558963
this is a horribly designed flowchart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xah84cJwdxE

>>61562136
>>61562155
What did he mean by this?

>>61562162
First one wouldn't embed so I deleted it and replaced it anon. Same link & everything. Don't dwell on it.

>>61562196
But both were embeded for me.

>>61548503
Psychological Projection the post

>>61548503
Best post in the thread.

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This bitch

>>61555054
just because they didn't spend a year going into autistic detail on every point so that everyone who's not up to speed can have all the information required to make the assessment on what is happening doesn't mean they are tech illiterate. it means they are making efficient use of their time via high level language

fucking queer

>>61562335
>falling for the bait
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Treat them as if they were tripfags.

>>61551990
Dell laptops wont void the warranty. as if swapping out a battery or hard drive should void a fucking warranty.

>>61548503
not even once

>>61562026
Make one that has lain's "you don't seem to understand" and "imagine being at computers" comic in it.

>>61548605
>using pic for ants

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>>61549294
lel

>>61555952
I just hope he cleaned the scanner bed afterwards...

>>61560067
R-RE?

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>>61559497
good one

>>61552127
It's HP, warranty doesn't mean shit anyway.

>>61552186
I just did this, and now the system just gives a CPU error. Fick HP.

>>61562537
HP != HPe

>>61553159
>iPad
>iOS
Does that count as phoneposting?

>>61558626
Literally me, but using Fedora

>>61562010
this was actually pretty funny

>>61548503
Include me in screencap please

>>61558585
Libertarian left looks like the closets at the school I worked at.

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>>61562500

>>61559497
holy shit that was good

>>61559976
.bat files on windows does the exact same thing
Still shit for other reasons

>>61562871
what the fuck

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>>61562968

>>61562960
No they really don't. Windows programs don't play nice together, and batch scripting is more primitive than 70s UNIX.

>>61562983
did you work in Ethiopia?

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>>61559400

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>>61562996
maybe i did

>>61563013
What the fuck

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>>61563035
You liking this gore?

>>61563046
Explain that photo

>>61548503
And this is what happens when you fall for Apple kids.

>>61563046
wtf

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>>61563109
I can't

>>61548503
You'd think Apple users would grow some thicker skin after constantly being made fun.

>>61558782
Is ID:Heaven not a thing on /b/ anymore? I remember being so confused by it on my first day

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>>61562600
It does tho. Shit is shit. Fucking Dell is better than them now.

>>61549326
You're probably just fat

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family members PC

>>61548503
How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real

>>61563222
This is why we should thank Jobs for iPad.

>>61563222
>trips

>>61560016
you ever use Slackware?

>>61548503
y u mad tho

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>>61548503

>>61563232
yeah but they are cheap people
>don't want to spend lots of money on a PC
>complain it slow

I haven't been asked for help in a long time now, I just leave them to their own thing, there is no point in showing them a better way, they won't like it/its too different.

>>61548503
But apple is overpriced....

>>61563232
I posted this story before
>they have multiple PCs in the same room
>one printer
>they move around the USB printer cable from PC to PC when they want to print from a certain PC.

>>61558963
NetBSD is so advanced, a binary positive has two possibilities of it's own.

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>>61548503
>Apple fags still don't realize they're living on borrowed time
Just wait until satellite phones become mainstream. Apple is going to be fucked over by Microsoft

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>>61548503
>someone took the time to actually right this
>appletards

Literally posting from a 1st gen iPad here.

>>61558606
What a nice DHCP server, just going around asking computers if they want IP addresses before it is asked for one.

>>61559400
i don't get it

>>61563682
Here's something you can get: out

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>>61548503

>>61548503
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

>>61562565
Have you tried not being an idiot?

>>61563561
>doesn't know how to spell "write"
>Calls anyone else a tard

>>61564156
Have you tried repairing HorsePiss computers before?

>>61564226
I have, multiple times, and they worked without any issues when I put it back together. Did yours?

>>61548445
>Win 10
>werking
Pick one

>>61564263
>I have, multiple times, and they worked without any issues when I put it back together. Did yours?
Should have, didn't fuck anything up, no static etc. It's not my first rodeo, and won't be my last, but HPs have random mobo failure. My last HP literally died while watching animu. Power off, turn on, one blink (CPU/Motherboard failure). They suck.

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why is /g/ full of newfags?

>>61555122
Enjoy your cookie.

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is there no one on /g/ that was here before the fermi memes?

>>61564477
how's the best way to do it?

>>61548503
Epic assblast, was able to hear it happening while I was in /pol/

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remember when he used to post here shilling AMD?

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>>61564513

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remember when we started exiling tripfags?

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remember nvidias damage control?

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remember when the first core i series debuted and every meme was mocking hyperthreading?

>>61564513
bitwise additions and shifts, basically doing the multiplication in base 2 so at most you'll have to do 1 + 1

>>61548503
This is a joke right?

>>61564602
>core was first CPU with hyperthreading

Underage detected

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>>61564571
cox was a god
and US sockfags have needs and wants too
its sorry that we cant post out legs anymore, but here have a sock pic with a model m and a serial bus memory drive

>>61564730
post legs

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WHY IS IT SO HARD

>>61564800
legs are a bannable offence now
;^(

>>61564477
It is literally summer for the parts of the world that matter.

>>61565023
Because your design is crap to begin with, and you probably aren't experienced.

>>61565237
I'd bet good money I've been a dev longer than you.

I work with a design team and they're good. Every once and a while, I'll try to tweak something and then everything is on fire.

>>61565281
Usually the cause for us has been poor communication/some newbie not following standards and getting past code review because the reviewer didn't give a fuck. It leaves the markup in a spaghetti state that I then get the fortune of fixing so that our css doesn't also become a mountain of spot fixes when someone adds a new component to a page.

I really hate lazy reviewers...

>>61565384
Today it was because a designer styled directly on the <label> element.

Designers work on our projects solo. Code review would help so much, you're right.

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>>61548503

>>61548503
Nice projection, iToddler

Holy shit people are still replying to me? /g/ sure is easy to bait.

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>>61565431
We don't have designers in my current group, but I've worked with them before and have seen this.

>>61564562
i-i need sauce on that gif

>>61552314
I have hit people with my T400, bezel is fucked but still works, fucker got knocked out for 5 seconds, That is what he gets for turning my backpack outside out.

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>>61559400

>>61559116
>>61560607
People ten years ago when that was made.

>>61564511

The fucking song is still stuck in my head.

SHAWTY BURNIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR

WHOOOAHOOO

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>>61555446
I once saw a guy prop open not one but TWO thinkpads on a table at the library. Truly a sight to behold. T410's IIRC.

>>61548503
>52 replies
Bullshit

>>61564210
>tfw to smart

>>61565023
Oh my god this.

>>61559497
Saved. Thank you

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>>61548503
Youve gone too far, anon

>>61559497
Grade AAA content there

>>61564513
a ÷(1 ÷ b)?
Prove me wrong

>>61548503
Surprised no one did a Photoshop of this for future reference

>>61559445

>wget -qO- "$@" | grep -Eo '<a href="[^"]+' | grep -F 4cdn.org | cut -d\" -f2 | xargs -n1 -P5 -I{} wget -nc -q --show-progress "http:{}"

>wget: missing URL

>>61561369
>>61561384
>>61561406
>>61561417
>>61561437
holy fuck, I'm fucking crying

>>61548503
>>61551926
someone post the pic about some porto rican children calling other people "poor"

>>61565180
They are?

>>61564631
Jesus Christ.

>>61567830
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61548503
This was the funniest /g/ humor thread in a while. Thanks anon! Keep sucking those dicks?

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>>61559116
Affluent intellectuals.

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>>61567830