the head of Node.js core development team

>>61543301
She's cute

>>61543310
I think that's a guy

>>61543310
did you just assume its gender?

>>61543301
I can never tell if someone is a tranny or just weird.
Their voice doesn't help, neither does their clothes because they don't actually try to present as feminine.
What's even worse is you can't just ask them or else you risk getting torn to shreds by the beta orbiters around said tranny.

>>61543301
I thought it was from elder scrolls oblivion at first

>>61543301
I think the internet might've been a better place if bandwidth never got fast enough to display pictures.

the head of that C/C++ web framework that's viable for real world use cases

>>61543301
cool hair

what's your point op?

Xe looks like xe finds a lot of things problematic

>>61543310
>she

What's xer name?

>>61543301
Congrats on her transition. She has a vagina now!

>>61543301
well, this is the first thing I find disgusting about node.js

>>61544672
>Congrats on her transition. She has a vagina now!
that means she'll off herself soon due to hormon imblance, if she cut of her balls

>>61543301
Liam Neeson really let himself go.

>>61544028

Wt > Node

>>61545608
that must be why noone uses it

>>61543301
Post boipucci.

>>61544939
I always knews he is a faggot.

Core?

There are like more than 200 contributors to node.

Where do you see this thing as a core dev?

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>>61543301
why is node.js so successful again?

>>61547546
Cancer is successful too, I guess people just like cancer.

>>61547546
It's Python, without the shitty Python syntax and features, and twice as fast. The package manager for it, too, is better than Python's, say some, including myself.

>>61547546
because it's objectively the best server side environment

>>61548049
>can't scale
>slow af
>single process
>shits itself randomly
>written by literal trannies

>>61548102
>can't scale
it can scale that many websites in top 100 use it
> slow af
it's much faster than any other scripting language, and it's the only solution that can produce latencies/bandwidth comparable to golang as long as you don't do intensive cpu which almost every real world case
> single process
stop talking like you are hosting facebook.com
> shits itself randomly
who doesn't
> written by literal trannies
unfortunately yes

>>61543301
looks l8 2 me

>>61548444
node in desktop apps was a mistake, but it's the best solution for servers

>>61547590
It's not python without the shitty syntax, but I agree with the rest of what you said.

Also, Python's syntax is the nicest thing about it, assuming you're using tabs and not spaces (because if you're using spaces for indentation then kill yourself).

If only Ruby didn't have a bunch of faggots in the community and had a JIT compiler run time like JS...

>>61548510
Electron != node for desktop apps

An Electron program is literally just Chrome + your code packaged in such a way that it'll all have access to things like your filesystem.

The retarded amounts of bloat in Electron apps is because of this. If you used straight JS to interface with the native GUI API you'd hardly notice a difference between it and a C# "native" app.

Open a tab in Chrome and see how much RAM that uses. It's about the same as an Electron app... Because they ARE the same.

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the head of C core development team

>>61548102
>Can't scale
It benchmark results are C- level low(lower is better) while runs laps around python more than 5 times over

>>61544072
Stop pretending he doesn't look ridiculous.

>>61548583
What's wrong with spaces? WTF, I always use 3 spaces in my python scripts.

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>>61543324
>>61543347
>>61544661
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>61549724
Nothing.

The retard thinks tabs are the same across

different editors.

Spaces are more consistent.

You can always set your tab key to insert

the appropriate number of spaces baka

>>61549724
Nothing wrong with spaces, but what kind of shitty number is 3?
Either 2 or 4.

>>61549821
Set your editor to display tabs how you like, retard.

>spaces are more consistent
And retarded. Stop wasting time jerking off with your OCD and get back to work.

Also, how can you be sure that someone else doesn't want a different indentation width?
If the other person has his editor insert spaces when he hits tab then how do you know his setting matches yours? You're actually saying he should go change his config just to suit you?! Fuck you, arrogant cunt.

>you can always set your tab key to insert...
Yeah, no shit. So why not just use a fucking tab character in the first place?

>>61549833
dunno, 2 seems like too little and 4 too much...
What's wrong with 3?

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>>61549833
AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE POINT OF USING TABS!!!!
YOU COULD JUST SET YOUR TAB WIDTH TO DISPLAY HOW YOU LIKE.

FUCK!

WHY IS THIS HARD FOR "hurr durr more consistent" RETARDS TO UNDERSTAND?!

Also,
>what are hard tabs vs. soft tabs
>what is disable tab stops

FUCK YOU SPACETARDS.

I swear, for the rest of my career I will fucking fire any mother fucker I see using spaces for indentation. There will be no explanation, no argument, no nothing. Just "Alright, so the door is over there and security will mail your things to your address. Get out."

>>61549853
>He doesn't get it

>someone wants a different indentation width

You follow the style of whatever project you're

working on. I doubt you'd know that

considering you're getting so worked up

about

this

:^)

>>61543301
I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.

>>61549870
soft hyphens are better than tabs cause you can triforce with them. cant do that with tabs.

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Hi, I'm Sarah from the Google Developers Certification Team!

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>>61543301
What exactly is your point /pol/? Computer nerds have always had bad fashion sense. Are we supposed shit on anyone in tech who doesnt dress like Richard Spencer now?

>>61543310
*it

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>>61543310
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>She

npm install degeneracy --save

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>>61549913
You dont think it's nicer to come to work if your colleagues are dapper like this, than be met by assorted neckbeards, designated shitters and trannies?

your linux/mac/ windows vista or above is never as fast as this:

https://youtu.be/NmozkwkZNNY

nor is it as reliable. HOT DOG

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>>61549913
>having bad fashion taste is equivalent to being a gruesome parody of a woman

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>>61549974
Or this

>>61543782
underrated post

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>>61549993
Who would you rather have next to you - some freetard tranny or Lauren?

>>61549989
>some dude having blue hair is more important than finally having decent tooling in the shitty meme language we all have to use because muh web
>caring about programmers hair color is much technology

>>61549881
And who sets the style for the project? Someone does.

And, yes, I have worked on projects and with other people that didn't use my style-- but they did all use tabs.

>>61550010
>>61549993
>>61549989
>please contribute on Patreon now and your tech workplace can be beautiful like this, the white race will have a future and C++ will live forever

>>61549999
quads is truth

>>61549870
Luckily you'll never be in that position.

>>61550065
>they all use tabs

>anecdotal evidence

Meanwhile at google

https://google.github.io/styleguide/cppguide.html#Spaces_vs._Tabs

:^)

>>61550253
>2 spaces
Absolutely disgusting.

>>61543636
Underrated

>>61548646
Unless they've changed some things, it's Chromium run as a task under Node's event library.

>>61548583
>not using coffeescript

>>61549861
>not living and breathing base 2

>>61550253
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/bandwagon
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/appeal-to-authority

>>61550065
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/anecdotal

The difference is that >>61550065 was responding directly to the implied assertion from >>61549881 that he/she had never worked on a project and had to follow a style guide.

So the anecdotal response was justified.
Your appeal to bandwagon/authority was not.

>>61550359
I was a contributor to the coffeescript cookbook on github until I realized that it's stupid to sugar coat JS especially since it merely lengthens the edit->test->debug cycle and, more importantly, cofeescript will never support ES6.

I like coffeescript's syntax though and I wish Dart used it instead.

>>61550383
>lengthens cycle
require 'coffee-script/register'
>cofeescript will never support ES6.
That too makes me sad. I'll have to leave it behind, eventually. Or fork it.

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Ok you pussies, get this: if you don't have facial hair you are a faggot and a retard. Learn a real language that doesn't cut corners like Python.

>>61543310
it

>>61549900
>Sarah
>Developers
fuck off back to marketing tranfag

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>>61549870
> 'getting this mad'
but really, spaces are better, fit in with the codebase dont be such an individualist. you probably like free markets and classical liberalism too

>>61550799
>dont be such an individualist. you probably like free markets and classical liberalism too
Get out of my head, anon.
But also, tabs allow individuals to all use their own settings without disturbing the other members of the team AND have all the indentation be consistent.

>>61550365
>Appeal to
>Bandwagon

While just stating a fact that google uses spaces

I don't think you know what those mean :^)

>he/she
Ah, you're one of those

What is it about tech world that attracts total freaks in it?

>>61551633
Computers have always been the best friend of the loners. That's why tech is infested by the socially inept.

>>61551686
Until it was infested by the sjews.

>>61543301
Nu.male

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>>61548444
>RAM is there to be used dude!

I want this meme to end.
When everything is written according to this philosophy, there's no RAM left to use.

>>61543301
>Node.js

That's pretty much what I expected.

>>61551889
Just buy more ram goyim

>>61547546
It's not, tt's just overhyped in Bay Area tech hipster circlejerk.

>>61543782
my sides. gj.

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>>61548444
I threw up a little when I read this
Post link so I can anger myself more

>>61543301
That's about how I imagine everyone that use node.js

>>61548444

>The choice is doing something productive or having an extra 100MiB of RAM sat idle, doing nothing.

False dichotomy sophism, nice. Here's another idea: doing something productive with 10 MiB of RAM.

>>61549993
personally i would rather work with some guy who dyes his hair blue than a jewish pedophile faggot

>>61549704
Who the fuck cares? 90% of /g/ posters are fat neckbeards or skinny nerds who look as or even more ridiculous.