>>He doesn't own at least 3 laptops

why in the world do you need 3 laptops? not even a poorfag genuinely curious

>>61535517
i've got four laptops and five desktops or some shit now

it's nothing special

>>61535517
>one as desktop replacement
>one to work on the go
>one to shitpost everywhere i go

>>61535517
>Having to brag about having several laptops on an anonymous Mongolian wood-carving board.

>>61535539
Cause redditfags carry 2,

on 4chan you need to have more than reddit, or at least 4 to be l33t

>>61535644
>carrying laptops
>leaving the house, ever
fuck that noise

>>61535523
>one set up with Linux for day to day use
>one set up with windows for running wincuck programs like photoshop
>one set up with OpenBSD for doing shit that requires ultra high security

I know you can dual boot but IMO it's easier to just set up a couple of cheap laptops with OS that you don't use much

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>>61535517
I own three laptops that I use for work.

>>61535523
I have to be able to throw them all in a backpack and fuck off to my bunker if there's ever some kind of war or disaster. Yes, I have a bunker, and no I'm not the faggot who lives in a mountain. Mine is basically two fully furnished shipping containers in the ground.

>>61535517
>This copy of Windows is not genuine
>can't afford a $20 Windows license
So macbooks are for poorfags now?

>>61535517
>tfw poorfag
>only have 2 laptops and one desktop

>>61535517
>he owns any number of laptops above 0

>>61535517
I actually do have 3 laptops, which is odd considering that I never leave my apartment.

>>61535517
You could have bought three shitty cars for the price of those three shitty laptops.

>>61535517
>owning a laptop
Fuck off pleb

>>61535517
>laptop

ROFL poorfag

>>61535517
Do you have three laps?

>>61535517
>be pathetic poorfag of /g/
>save up for two years and buy macbook to impress /g/
>/g/ tells me macbooks are for stupid poor people
>wtf
>take a loan to buy another macbook
>/g/ is still not impressed somehow
>get depressed
>haven't cleaned up in a couple months
>decide I need a pc so /g/ will like me
>decide I need to show them all the operating systems so they can't bully me for using anything specific
>perfect plan
take out a third loan and buy some alienware laptop
>it's shit
>battery doesn't last for a minute so I turn the screen brightness bractically off
>can't see anything even in my candle lit room, the fucking logo is brighter than the screen
>the GPU fans make it hover over the table
>shit buy but I've got to make /g/ like me
>arrange the laptops on the desk and take a picture
>the alienware dies instantly afterwards even if it only had task manager open
>whatever, /g/ won't like it if I tell them how shit it is
>start a thread
>'>>He doesn't own at least 3 laptops'
>'jej, stay pleb'
>it's perfect
>now they'll all see

>>61535755
You could've gone with a single capable laptop and virtualized the other systems.
It's one of the reasons why software developers use macs, virtualizing linux and windows and running OSX natively is an effortless way to get a multiplatform development environment going in a portable package.

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>>61535517
But I do.
>tfw 4th laptop is an irrelevant, overpriced, shitty HP from walmart

>>61535792
Shieet, thought you wouldn't of seen that lol

>>61536321
You let guys fuck you in the ass, don't you?

>>61536183
You read into my soul

>>61535517
I have eleven laptops and five desktops.
Work throws shit out and my inner packrat will not throw them away. Not that they are all that old, I have a stack of T440s machines that I just don't have a use for but may give to kids or something.

>>61535517
At least I have a clean laptop. Clean them of your fat finger grease and cum stains you fag.

>>61536321
I hope you dont use that laptop in public

too bad you dont own a dishwasher you fucking disgusting lazy ass slob

>>61536377
If my guys you mean the government, then yes.

>>61536464
Middle and right ones, yes. Left one, no.

>>61535517
>he owns a laptop

>>61535766
Post pic of comfy bunker pls.

>>61536321
Fucking scots

>>61536183
If you want to impress /g/fags get an x220 and install gentoo.

>>61535517
Nice Dentbook pro.

I actually do but two of them are old and broken

>>61536806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFaAIylVHfI

>>61535517
>own hundreds of virtual machines
>yay!

>>61535517
>he only owns 3 laptops
Stay poor pajeet

>>61535517
nice just bought 100k

>>61535517
>3 normalfag-tier toy laptops

current state of /g/ everyone

totally not sage-ing this btw