How do we fix /g/?
ban text board refugees
migrate 4chan servers from mac os x to cloveros
>>61532580
Get rid of /pol/
ban "/pol/" (i.e. Le_Donald) "pilgrims" (invaders)
>meta thread about getting rid of metathreads, therfore anti-metameta thread
>>61532580
Ban people who don't post anime pictures along with totally unrelated text.
get rid of the richard stallman/gentoo meme
tired of staring at that fat bearded faggot all day
also insta-ban all the "just found this iphone how do I unlock it" jamals
Automatically ban /pol/posters
>>61532580
clean up obvious /pol/ threads
just clean up obvious shitposting threads in the first place
you know what just have mods at all, there, you fixed /g/
>>61532580
Post more?
Seriously the board is too slow
Ban this thread
>>61532630
I miss the state of /g/ when anime posters were within the top 3 issues with the board.
>>61532642
>>61532617
>>61532600
t. redditors who came here for net neuters
>>61532617
Hiro will never ban half of this site. It was bad enough with a little bit of roodit but it's not going back unfortunately. I blame moot.
>>61532600
>>61532617
4chan is /pol/ sorry faggots
>>61532650
I honestly dont see many /pol/ threads, I see nobody posting much, thats the issue.
get that ML bot from r9k and put it on all boards, let's see if that repeated shitposting continues
>>61532677
oregano
>>61532672
.t autist who thinks he can post /pol/ memes on 4chan without net neutrality
Merge /g/ and /pol/.
Get some more mods because the current crop aren't doing their jobs (for free)
All crying wojaks banned
All jew caricatures banned
All poo caricatures banned
All /pol/bait banned
>>61532580
Kick out /v/. Their hostile immature mentality are what turned /g/ into /consumerism/.
>>61532713
t. Ranjeet Goldstein
Just ban us all, every one of us, permanently.
Find a way, to ban Mac Addresses, instead of IPs,
Encourage animeposting to deter /pol/
>>61532736
>what is MAC spoofing
>>61532580
More Sharia Robots
ban fucking bragging threads like guts, desktop, speccy etc.
get fucking active jannies/mods that ban shitposters.
And bring back desktop threads with more anime.
>>61532747
Faking your Mac address. I'm not an idiot, you knew I knew about it. You also knew I would write this post, why did you write your post if you knew what I was going to say?
>>61532741
Anime is a given, isn't it?
more desktop / screenfetch threads
more 3d idol threads
more trap threads
more anime threads
ban all moderators
thats my 5 step plan
>>61532779
kys
>>61532676
nice try /pol/fag
4chan is /a/, anything else is a containment board, especially /pol/. Ban non-animefags and /pol/fags.
Ban all Reifags.
>>61532580
Create a separate board for threads dedicated to consumer product discussion (ex. Gaming GPUs). Threads about enterprise products or the underlying technology in certain consumer products are permitted. Threads dedicated to showing off owned products should be banned (ex. Guts, Desktop, Battlestation threads.) Unique IDs should be re-enabled per thread, tripcodes should have a cooldown preventing them from being used in multiple threads at a time to prevent their misuse. Word filters need to be introduced to curb the spamming of commonly used bait and trolls. THat being said, all this is moot anyway since there are no mods or janitors on /g/ to begin with.
make a IP locked voteban/votedelete feature, if a post gets X votes the user is banned for 1 hour and the post deleted
>>61532693
you mean like for the last 15 years? because your special net neuters have never been in effect.
>>61532811
hi redddit
>>61532811
That will only create an >>61532811
echo chamber making /g/ an even deeper meme shithole.
Make a technology Politics board
>>61532580
keeping every single torrent related thread in /t/
Ban linux, it's cancer killing /g/. This was always a windows board.
>>61532580
Mods have to stop banning people when they activate smart mode.
Does any anon disagree that raising the IQ around here would improve the board?
>>61532862
this but unironically except its linux and macos only
>>61532821
>https://www.theverge.com/2014/5/6/5686780/major-isps-accused-of-deliberately-throttling-traffic
>The situation recalls recent claims by Netflix that Comcast is intentionally throttling traffic with intermediaries like Level 3 and Cogent, a problem that Netflix says ultimately led it to start signing direct traffic deals — Comcast and Verizon have been paid so far, with more likely to come. Since the Comcast deal, Netflix says its streaming speeds on Comcast have increased 65 percent. But despite the performance improvement, Netflix doesn't appear happy about the arrangement. "While in the short term Netflix will in cases reluctantly pay large ISPs to ensure a high quality member experience," CEO Reed Hastings said back in March, "we will continue to fight for the internet the world needs and deserves."
Ban windows, it's cancer killing /g/. This was always a TempleOS board.
>>61532784
also ban this guy
>>61532811
are you kidding me? that will make the /pol/fags and anti/pol/fags fight it out so hard there's going to be no posts left.
we need janitors and mods that actually read everything to detect subtle troll attempts
>>61532801
And Makiposters
>>61532907
if certain opinions can cause the users to go insane then this board is beyond saving
>>61532920
This board was beyond saving when steam for linux came out
>>61532580
Spamfilter "install gentoo."
>>61532900
agreed
>>61532920
cleverly disguised trolling is still trolling, and it hurts more than the obvious ones
filter kys to something; like how desu and sempai are filtered
>>61532580
Require a skin colour check. Ban any poster within 3 objective hues of feces.
Ban phoneposters.
Ban laptop posters
Add a disclaimer that says 'this is an anime website' that pops up everytime you enter the board; and you cant adblock it
>>61532887
We will fight for our bottom line under the guise of net neutrality. -Netflix
Ban generals
>>61532979
>t. mobile shitposter proving my point
>>61532676
You have to go back.
>>61533007
I have proven that ISPs will throttle connections in consideration with their profits, what is your point exactly?
collect the ips of everyone who posts on /pol/ for a few months; and then perma-ban them all at once.
Only let them return (on probation) if they write a 1000 word essay disavowing any right wing political views; and apologising to the rest of the website for their shitty posting and holding the rest of the website hostage with their shitposting
>>61533069
YOU ARE REPLYING YO BAIT, IT IS BAIT HE IS TROLLING. HOW CWN YOU NOT SEE THIS? Maybe if In full uppercase, you will notice me.
>>61533069
>t. Netflix shill
Cable will always be superior.
>>61532600
are you retarded? if you think /pol/ bleeding over into every other board is bad now, just wait until their home is gone. containment boards exist for a reason.
>>61532887
>>61533069
Which has nothing to do with your original point about shitposting on 4chan. If you weren't a reddit mouthbreather you'd have posted the Comcast outage from years back.
>>61533072
>>61533147
>thinking IP bans are even remotely bulletproof
>>61533138
You're arguing with a bleeding heart redditor who came here for the net neutrality fight and never left. This was an organized raid from pink groups like r/latestagecapitalism. Their end goal is a reddit style SRS hugbox.
They even admit their goals, see:
>>61533072
>>61533167
ban this retard too
>>61533166
collecting ips over a few months will catch 90% of posters; most non-phone posters probably have static ips anyway
>>61532674
You should blame moot. We never would have had this problem if he didn't give in to stormfront and just kept /new/ in the trash where it belongs.
>>61533189
>get called out for an obvious political agenda and raiding
>don't even deny it, just demand more bans
Can't shame the shameless, apparently
>>61533241
you ultrasonically believe that no one is aloud to disagree with you without being some kind of invading activist; you need to be purged immedietly. How the fuck can /pol/ posters pretend to be 4cchan when /r/the_donald is the main source of new /pol/ traffic which has doubled since last year
>>61533237
A raid by your pinko-friend and everyone's favourite batshit tranny Laurelai is what convinced him to keep /pol/ in 2012. Keep shooting yourself in the foot, pinko.
>>61533167
I think you are becoming schizophrenic /pol/bro, I am not here for raiding, I am not from reddit either. That shareblue conspiracy really effects the brain, I see.
>>61533266
>redditor!!!!
/pol/ Trumpanzees don't get to call others redditors when they're Ellis Island.
>>61533265
>Ultrasonic belief
Fucking kek, and phoneposter confirmed
>no one is aloud to disagree with you
First of all sweety, it's "allowed". But that's not the point. You literally want to ban, and I'm quoting you, "anyone with right wing views". Take your hypocritical Marxism and fuck yourself with it.
>you need to be purged immediately
I guess you must ultrasonically believe that
>4cchan
You're stuttering, honey.
>the_donald is the main source of new /pol/ traffic
No, the countless mainstream news reports are. Do you really think a bunch of reddit cucks have more reach than ABC, CNN, WaPo and Fox put together?
But that, again, isn't the point. You're the kind of dumb teenage nigger who thinks people only browse one board, and that "a certain type of icky people" browse any board. You're the newfag cancer. Go be a candy ass roody poo somewhere else.
>>61533317
reddit spacing
>>61533069
Normie trash
>>61533279
>I'm not here for raiding, honest, I said so in a 4chan post
>I just HAPPEN to want exactly what several reddit leftist groups have outright stated as 4chan raid objectives
Merely coincidence! You sure put me at ease, friend!
>>61533147
>Disavow right wing views
Lol you communist faggot day of the rope soon
>>61533333
I am not the other guy, you autist
>>61533326
You're using the reddit spacing meme wrong, retard. Which proves you're a massive newfag. Reddit spacing is when you put a full paragraph break after greentext, and comes from reddit's shitty text field needing a double line break to display a single line break.
>>61533350
reddit punctuation
>>61533344
Then reread my post, and think really hard about who the comments were directed to. This might take some thought!
>>61533359
frogposter grammar
>>61533265
You realize then half of /pol/ was always here right?
>>61533359
[REDDIT SPACE]
take my downvote.
>>61533384
I don't know whether he ultrasonically believes that, he seems a bit slow
Ban reddit trash. i.e. /pol/ posters.
Therapy and support groups for every poster (Mandatory and preferably for gratis)
>>61533438
Can we get therapy dogs?
>>61533446
No, you'd just abuse them.
>>61533411
I think he's just ultrasonically trolling and writing with typos for the (yous)
>>61532580
you don't, it will always be shit
newfag trash needs to be cleaned up better during product releases though, the same crying wojaks and pajeet/kike jokes over and over again are pretty stale
>>61532580
>6th time we've had this thread
>None of the suggestions will happen
I can guarantee it.
Require all new threads to be approved by a mod before appearing.
>>61533495
>kike jokes
>newfag
The oldest "oy vey" on RBT archive is from late 2011. The archive only goes back to late 2011. /g/ has literally been making kike jokes for all of recorded history.
>>61533608
>mfw blacked threads still appear
>>61533598
Hirohito intended these threads to be for board regulars to discuss the state of the board, not necessarily anything involving mods
We need to bring back techloligy
>>61533069
>proven
You aren't using this word even remotely correctly.
t./sci/ autist
>>61532787
4chan is /b/ and everything that has evolved from that degeneracy.
>>61532580
/g/ is fine. there are only two rules that should be enforced 1) keep it relatively SFW and 2) keep it relatively tech related. That's it. The entire point of this whole website is that the moderation is a light touch, which allows ideas to flow freely, good or bad. You faggots begging for more moderation need to fuck off to reddit if that's what you're into, because pretending that you belong here is just a lie.
Although, I do think word filters for key things that retards say repeatedly are hilarious
>>61533625
no shit they would. it's the same nigger that's been posting them for years now and they don't do dick about it. if anything, they are spreading to other boards now.
>>61533633
I wonder why no other boards have a meta thread reposted every other day.
rly excites the synapses
>>61532580
ban all fags that start personal threads. extremely easy way to improve this shithole
>recommend me
>should i buy
>how do i
and fuck all those fucking kids asking for career advice.
>>61533720
/d/ does because the mod there went full retard
>>61533726
Congrats you managed to find something we all agree on and is already a rule, but the mods are lazy cunts and won't enforce it
Let's add to it some other common bait / (you) farming threads:
>Prove you can / prove to me / prove X isn't shit
>Why shouldn't I use X / why should I use X
>Anything involving "windows 10 spying isn't so bad go-guys!"
how fucking long ago did hiro post this shit
seriously, nothing has even changed front end wise
>>61533072
You're retarded, kill yourself cuck. Right is right
>>61533768
better start that diet after all that bait you just ate
Ban all the generals. What relevance to tech does "chink shit general" have? NOTHING. Ban it.
make /g/ yellow board
>>61534032
>/pcbg/ is bad
>/sqt/ is bad
>/dpt/ is bad
>>61532580
Extreme chemo. For all of 4chan:
>ban all mobile data IP ranges
>ban all frogposters, 90%+ of posts featuring pepe are shitposts
>implement the Robot for OPs on all boards to kill off template threads
>ban /pol/tards who drag their shit into unrelated discussions and make threads unrelated to the topic of the board, if horsefuckers are still bad enough to warrant this then the /pol/tard situation is definitely bad enough to warrant this
>make bans for OPs who break the rules more severe vs regular posters, such as automatic 7 day bans, as it takes significantly fewer shit threads to make a board feel shitty than it does regular posts
For /g/:
>enforce "/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site." from the sticky
>ban people pushing us vs them consumerist team bullshit when it comes to hardware and anything else, also consider applying this on other boards as appropriate
With any luck by the time all that's through the population here should decrease by at least half, which will lighten moderator's loads as well.
>>61533729
I really don't frequent /d/, what happened there now? I know they had the problem with mods deleting posts containing western art a while back.
>>61534107
one of the mods thought /d/ was only for eastern fucked up shit, and not all fucked up shit. That's why /aco/ is such a shithole filled with cancer and people with mental problems. While there are a lot of porn boards for eastern (drawn) stuff and a dedicated sickfuck one, /aco/ is the only western one, so the sickfucks are all there shitting up everything for the normal people
>>61532729
underrated
>>61534107
The biggest problem for both sides of the /pol/ sperging is nobody calls out /leftypol/'s equally off topic bullshit
>>61532939
This is a great idea why hasn't this been done already.
Ban anyone who makes /pol/ posts outside of /pol/. Fuck /pol/uters.
Get Moot back from botnet. They have stolen our savior
>>61532803
>>61532677
>ML
Is every single algorithm "machine learning" to you idiots? It's basically a fucking strstr for Christ's sake.
>>61532803
>>61534352
t. textboard refugees butthurt they only have a general now
>>61534282
>nobody calls out /leftypol/'s equally off topic bullshit
Probably 99% of "/leftypol/" posts on boards other than /pol/ are either false flagging /pol/tards or ridiculously obvious bait for /pol/tards from posters who somehow haven't gotten board with seeing /pol/tards sperg out for the millionth time.
Add ids and most issues will solve themselves.
>>61534374
>Implying there's a real intellectual difference between honest communism and cheap bait
>>61534346
isn't he in the sjw cult now tho? think he's lost cause.
>>61532580
Ban anime posters
Ban sexy woman posters
Ban /pol/ posters
Do mods even read what's in these threads?
>>61534557
only my posts
Ban generals.
Or rename /g/ to /g/ - Generals and give us a decent tech/computer board.
>>61532600
ARE YOU FUCKING MAD?!
That would be THE END of 4chan.
/pol/ would just take over other boards and eventually all the boards would be full blown shit show.
Without the /pol/ posters, without the white and Jewish privileges, /g/ will be the same sjw pajeet cucked place as reddit or ycombinator. There's no reasons to ban /pol/ posters. Shitskin pajeets must know their place and what people really think about them
>>61532630
good post
>>61532641
atrocious post
Bring back /prog/ so I can leave this hell called /g/.
>>61532677
m8 the robot doesnt improve quality on /r9k/ at all people just at "oregenaoraofoafo" to the end of their posts
>>61532600
literally retarded.
>>61535394
>implying this hasn't already happened, making /pol/ unnecessary to still have
add VP9 support
>>61532580
ban antisemitism on /pol/
It's perfect already
Ban anime
>>61535572
This.
>>61534557
no they don't give a fuck
>>61532580
Remove reddit and /pol/
Add more anime so normies leave
>>61533072
Jesus fuck the lefty autism smells putrid. I'll enjoy being unbanned by calling virgin media for an IP address change, faggot.
>>61532580
Moar /a/ and moar /pol/ to push Summer and Reddit out. Deletion of obvious b8 threads or threads of low quality. Deletion of non /g/ related generals. Proper enforcement of the sticky. We need to do our part by reporting threads that should not be here.
>imageboard founded for weeb hobbies, making international news with nazi memes
>posting in one of the most rabid and autistic imageboards ever in the first place
>I hate it and it triggers me so I'll keep coming here anyway!
Lmao, where did all you pussies come from?
>>61532580
delete 4chan.org
Put a rule that anything video game related goes on /v/.
You just know /v/ermin shit up /g/
>>61533072
>inane, scientifically absurd leftist opinions that reek of having zero character
>no real knowledge of technology (thinking IP bans are effective)
>entitled
Get the FUCK back to plebbit, you pathetic excuse for a human being. (a.k.a. summerfag)
>>61532580
My scrollbar is too long
>>61537771
this desu
per-thread IDs
Use a programming question as captcha.
>>61532676
kek.
reminiscent of /r/the_donald saying that they were reddit. shit inst true and everyone irl fucking hate yall dumbasses
>>61537970
>make it fizzbuzz every time
>only 4 users can now post
ban /v/ and /pol/ crossboarders
ban generals(reddit colonies)
>>61538043
FizzBuzz but it rotates languages each time
Assembly, C++, Python, Brainfuck etc
BAN, BAN, BAN, REMOVE, REMOVE, BAN BAN.
Delete threads that start like "Product X is DOA. Company Y blown the fuck out, X is finished and bankrupt. Thank you based company Z" with the companies being mostly AMD Intel and Nvidia. Generally delete threads that start off with nothing but clickbait and provoking shitpost.
>>61538426
:^)
Yes, how?