You're in the github and this man walks up to your repo

>>61526508
Close the issue

>>61526508
close the issue and label it as invalid without any comment

ignore indefinitely

>>61526508
Read it and evaluate if the issue is valid or not
then i act accordingly instead of being an autist

>>61526532
>>61526618
>>61526638
Suminda writes:
>your software not work on windows xp it break we use for website server asp.net. sql exception plz fix.
> - Suminda Microsoft 2007 & 2009 VB SharePoint MVP of India

>>61526673
take your poo out of my repoo

>>61526673
I would ask him why he is using my software that writes shitposts using markov chains for his server

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>>61526508
Close it and label it as "not a bug"

>>61526673
Fucking kek'd

Why are Indians/Pakistanis objectively the worst ethnicity

>>61526768
there are a fuck ton of them with the majority uneducated
oh and they shit on the streets too

>>61526701
Your Github.com account has been muted for a week for violating our community code of conduct.

Together, we want to build a place where everyone can build, together!

>>61526717
Suminda writes:
> plz we encounter sql exception "java.sql.sqlexception: read_committed and serializable are the only valid transaction levels"
> this happen in java calling sql

    CREATE PROCEDURE A
    {
      Some params
    }
    IF @isSortAccending
      BEGIN
        IF @sortOrder = 1
          BEGIN
            ~30 lines of a SELECT statement
            ORDER BY column1
          END
        ELSE IF @sortOrder = 2
          BEGIN
            Select the same thing as above
            ORDER BY column2
          END
          :
        ELSE IF @sortOrder = 17
          BEGIN
            Select the same thing as above
            ORDER BY column17
          END
        ELSE
          BEGIN
            Select the same thing as above
          END
      END
    ELSE
      BEGIN
        IF @sortOrder = 1
          BEGIN
            Select the same thing as above
            ORDER BY column1 DESC
          END
        :
     
    CREATE PROCEDURE A'
    {
      Same params with A
      plus one more
    }
    Same 36 IFs branches with A, 
    but the SELECT statements now take the new parameter into account.

> - Suminda Microsoft 2007 & 2009 VB SharePoint MVP of India

>>61526789
even the "smart" ones though

>>61526814
WORKS
ON
MY
MACHINE

:^)

>>61526768
uncanny valley but for brains

>>61526830
why did you put smart in quotation marks?

If you really think your melanin deficiency makes you a better programmer than all indians/pakis then you are most definitely an undergrad with zero experience in the field

>>61526871
no its the glutamate & acetylcholine deficiency

>>61526768
Rigid caste system over hundreds and hundreds of years. The stupid, biologically inferior interbreed at greater pace and with greater volume than the average, and the smartest and fittest are so small in number and so confined within their social stratus that their genes never enter the gene pool of the vast majority of the population. Compound this with the fact that the lower classes, in addition to subpar genetics, have heavily restricted opportunities to learn, and a society of street shitters seems written in the stars. Even with the caste system abolished on paper, the fact is that most of the effects of this socio-economic disparity remain half a century later. Despite the intentions of the hierarchy, it, in effect, cultivated a subhuman civilization and refined it so that an individual poo has no way yo break out of it.

>>61526871
> deficiency

Implies that the lack of melanin is a problem. In reality the lack of melanin is better for living in modern society (easier vitamin D absorption) and makes you better looking.

>>61526673
>>61526768
>pic related says sri lanka
>india
/g/ is getting retarded by the day

>>61526937
Sri Lanka and India share a lot of language and culture. It's not unusual for them to work with each other. That's like saying someone can't work in the us because his profile says he's Canadian

>>61526871
>you are most definitely an undergrad
i wonder why pajeets are so focused on educational milestones rather than portfolios

is it because of the cheating on the exams?
a pass, is a pass, right?

>>61527000
Yeup

>>61526924
an individual poo holds no power, but together they form a mighty river of sewage

>>61527000
>i wonder why pajeets are so focused on educational milestones rather than portfolios
because their parents force them to go to school for engineering or some other technical profession

>"a pass, is a pass, right?"
>I am so smart but I am too dumb to understand how to use commas XD
even if Indians are as dumb as you think, they understand the importance of that piece of paper when it comes to getting a job.

You on the other hand are an autistic white boy who thinks he's got it all figured out despite being an undergrad who barely scraped by calc III

>>61526999
no they don't
it's nothing like that you idiot

>>61526999
checked

literally everything in your post is wrong by the way

>>61527476
t.brainlet

>>61527495
t. american
or canadian, it's not like it makes any fucking difference. Point being your knowledge of world culture could fit on a post it note.

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>>61526866

>>61527490
>>61527476
It is entirely true. Sri Lanka has a large Hindu population and South Indians in particular will do more trade with sri lankans then other Indians. I work with Indians and Sri Lankans

>>61526508

touch loo
git add loo
git commit -m 'take the poo to the loo'
git push 

mfw a single pajeet from sri lanka turns /g/ into /pol/

>>61527476
>triggered tamil

>>61526999
>working with Canadians
This is how I know you're first gen

>>61526673
"I don't support Windows XP." and close the issue.

>>61528412
>mfw a single screencapture of a pajeet from sri lanka turns /g/ into /pol/

>>61526924
Most of which was implemented by the British, as it made the population easier to fragment as control.

Divide and conquer is our history, it is our present, and it is our future. We are slaves by nature.

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>>61526673

tell him to motherfuck you bitch

>>61526508
Delete the repo, rename the project, squash the history (so you can't search the commit IDs), and upload it on a self-hosted Gitea server that null-routes anything from an Indian IP.

It's the only way to be safe anon.

>>61530908
Most Financial Analysts love Excel since they're bad at computers, even Investopedia shills some shitty Excel course for investors
Financial Analysts who can into computers are called Data Scientists or some other meme name

>>61531494
if you feel unsafe over pajeets then you should probably just kill yourself.

they're a nuisance. a smelly nuisance, but that's it.

>>61531529
Disinfection requires great care anon.

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>>61531500

fuck to you

>>61530744
no retard Hinduism is classist

>>61526924
Nice neckbeard way of saying "idiocracy is real LULZ"

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>>61530908
> expert at using excel

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>>61526719
>Closed. We don't support people trying to use our software on FreeBSD, Windows XP or any tty except 1. This is a feature.
>t. Lennart "Red Hoettering" Poettering
>Red Hat Inc., Systemd Cabal Division

>>61526639
A person with a brain

Charge for enterpise installation

>>61526814
Suminda pls

>>61534673

> Microsoft Most Valuable Professional
> Guards the community like a good little soldier for Isreal
> for free

>>61534379
Got Suminda say?

>>61527108
t. nigger

>>61528269
Must be like living in a jungle

>>61531494
only valid answer in the thread