>move back in with my parents >they immediately want me

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>move back in with my parents
>they immediately want me to be home IT
>make a deal they must comply with all my demands tech wise
>they agree
>they leave for a week
>I buy 2 thinkpad T60s, libreboot them, replace their wifi cards with free ones, then install voidlinux with i3
>confiscate all electronics in the house and replace them with said thinkpads
>I then use then install LEDE on their router and setup a DNS to block all known ads and trackers
>I sell all the proprietary electronics and use the funds to make a home server to act as a cloud network for all information and encrypt all drives with a 52 character long password
>I do the same with the email server
>I completely block all connections to google, Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc
>they come home and I give them their thinkpads with Icecat and let them see my work
>"anon nothing works, why can't I check my email?"
>I tell them gmail is proprietary and I have created a completely free email server here at home with the name @fagg.ots
>they say nothing
>a day later they kick me out for no reason and as I'm leaving some Microsoft tech support poojeet in his shitty car drives up the driveway
>"why the fuck are you here?" I ask
>"I am here to fix your computer problems" the fucker says
>I realize what's happening
>they are trying to use proprietary software
>I rip my shirt off that was emblazened with a picture of stallman and smash the poojeets head in with my thinkpad
>I then smash the window in my thinkpad dock and make haste to the server room
>they are dismantling it and have a non-free router ready to replace all my hard work
>I screech so loud my parent's hearts burst
>I then shit all over the house smearing "NIGGER" all over the walls
>i then walked back outside and siphoned the gas from the poojeets car and use it to set the home on fire
>to this day I have not been caught
I wish normalfags would learn.