>phone screen randomly turns on

dumb frogposter

>>61504726
>dumb faggot frogposter so socially stunted that the idea of receiving a phone call scares him

>webcam light on laptop suddenly comes on.

>windows logo shows up on your computer screen on boot

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>>61504916
But I have Gentoo installed

>after pressing the power button, I hear some weird noises inside the computer

>pause video
>it resumes by itself

>>61504932
Inside the CPUs live a bunch of little jews. After pressing the power button they wake up and start screaming until the OS tells them what to do.

>random cmd window suddenly shows just to disappear in less than a second

>fall asleep watching series
>wake up in the middle of the night to drink
>computer is in sleep mode
>makes random VRRRRRR sound

What did he mean by this?

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>Turn PC off
>LEDs on the motherboard stay illuminated, letting me know that the botnet is still living inside

>>61504726
>hibernate computer before i leave to work at 1845
>its on when i return at 0800
it had to have just turned on too, cause the screen saver hasnt kicked in yet.

>Pc turns on by itself in the dead of night

>cmd blinks for a split second on start up.

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>windows
>minding your own business
>command prompt briefly appears, then disappears

>>61505018
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DO I KNOW WHAT'S TRIGGERING THAT

IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS

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>phone starts flipping open and closed automatically

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>FPS drops

>hotkeys are not working as they should

>sticky keys enabled

>sticky keys sound beep

>USB does not enter after 3rd try

>boot screen is taking more than yesterday

>>61504929
>implying that the OS isn't but a mere guest at the mercy of UEFI, IME etc.

>>61505629
It's probably a dameon

>phone will reboot during 'intensive tasks' like watching streams
>phone will have a seizure once every 100 times I try to open it through fingerprint verification
>phone will shit it self when moving very large files to the sd card
I'm never getting chinked again.

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>>61504879
>not having any cameras physically disconnected and wrapped up in tin foil in case they have internal battery to power them up

>>61505843
>Not using outdated firmware not capable of that shit