kode with klossy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y Cdd7ALKY

>she will never wget your fork

klossy is my techfu <3

What this bitch need Wix for, doesn't her "klass" only teach HTML?

>>61476099
So this... is the power... of female koding... woah...

>>61476099

HTML is the best programming language. :^)

>>61476099

Don't hate the player

Why the hate? It's a step up from just a tumblr blog. I'm impressed.

>>61476099
wtf her hand

My gf writes ANSI C programs to compute electron shells, this shit is disrespectful towards real programming girls.

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>>61476467
Women are their own greatest enemy.

>>61476467
Your gf sounds fat

>>61476523
No, she's 60kg and 175cm tall and she's 3D.

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Are /g/ manlets? Is that why Karlie threatens you so much?

>>61476467
> this shit is disrespectful towards real programming girls.

Precisely. Though to be honest, if it weren't for /g/ I wouldn't have known about Klossy in the first place. But things like that make it more difficult to be taken seriously for other women.

>>61476579
She is only able to have the position she does because of the support of men.

She's intimidating in the same way that any woman is intimidating, because she has a vagina.

>>61476579
Fuck that noise. I'm a manlet and tall women are premium.

/g/ just gets upset when a person or company doesn't do things "the right way." Either they're perfect or they're bad. I'm sure it comes from abusive mothers who raised them under the same standards.

The whole Kode with Kloss thing has a dubious mission and it's more flash than meaningful substance. So be it.

>>61476099
I'll kode with klossy if kode means fuck.

>>61476579
Why does she always look like she's out of her fucking mind

Not even in an "all girls are crazy" kind of way seriously look at her fucking face

You all want to kode with Klossy.
Why don't you just fucking admit it?

>>61476681
How long would you stay sane if anything irrational you said was automatically accepted because you were hot?

>>61476099
What's her endgame?

>>61476759
Your death.

>>61476759
Money.

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>>61476759
Inventing a way to put her baby inside Taytay

>>61476759
To change directory.

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>>61476800

>>61476800
I lol'd.

>>61476467
I agree and being a chemist that makes me hard as well.

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>>61476787
>you will never get kissed by Klossy and Tay Tay

JUST

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>>61476099
thanks klossy!

>>61476697
I'd like to code her klossy.

>>61476540
60kg is pretty much for such a short girl. She's chub.

She looks so healthy. I'm so jealous.

>>61476579
>180 cm
>she is tall
It's more /g/ is full of manlet pajeets

>>61477703
How dare you, I'll have you know I'm a manlet sandnigger. Get it right.

So how'd she get popular, i'm super out of the loop

>>61476579
>THE THOT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk0zUZW-U_M

>>61477808
She's on the "girl geeks/women in computer science" hype train, but among the first to be classically attractive rather than the blue hair, oversized hoodie wearing sort who appealed more to social rejects. Sex sells, baby.

>>61477325
Who took the picture?

>>61476099

This bitch really needs to start fucking around and wrap her lips around my cock. We all know it's all she thinks about during the day, why beat around the bush.

>>61478128
Her social media manager.

>>61476579

I'm 1,90. Eat shit.

>>61476579
How fucking tiny are those people? She's only 6ft. Granted, she's wearing heels, but so's the poo in loo.

>>61476637
Who is sawako?

>>61476637
>She is only able to have the position she does because of the support of men.
Are you saying there's a man under that dress who's shoulders she's sitting on?

Dat bich tall

>>61478190
>>61478170
>>61477909
>>61477703
>>61476637
>>61476657
>>61476681
It's a shop retards, look at her feet

>>61476467
Show us her feminine penis.

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>>61476099
manterrupting

>>61478425
She's 100% biological female :)

>>61478146
you think she thinks about your micropenis during the day?

L-O-L

This nigga delusional

look i don't know much about this kode stuff or whatever but i would love to be her leg slave if you catch my drift

>>61478378
I didn't click the image and wasn't referring to stature.

>>61478547
Thank you for letting us know, that really helps.

>>61478534

She doesn't seem to mind that Jewish micropenis.

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>>61478128

>>61478041
Could you just.

prev = 0;
current = 1;
next = 0;
For(int i = 0; i<n; i++)
{
    next = current + prev;
    prev = current;
    current = next;
}
return next;

.
I don't see the point in recursion if it's less efficient without a cache in this scenario.

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Why is Kloss the bane of /g/?

Is it because she's a tall girl?

>>61476540
>>61477510
>5'9"
>132 lbs
>chub
Where do you live where that's the case? I'm 5'11" (180cm) and 140 lbs (63kg) and look normal, and I live in America.

A 5'9" girl is short? Where the FUCK do you live? The Netherlands?

>>61479261
that's average in the Netherlands for a girl.

>>61479393
Yeah, no shit. Does average mean short to you? Do you think a 5'9" girl is short? Didn't think so, fucktard.

>>61476787
Holy f

>>61479457
chill, maybe reread your posts.
first off I'm not that guy, and secondly, I'm saying 5'9 is average not short so maybe try to go back to elementary school English.

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>>61479174
no. i am really into tall girls personally (macrophilia), but she's simply pretending to be on a mission for something she herself can't accomplish.

>>61479174
Because it's plainly evident that she's only doing this tech shit in the hopes that tech companies will give her sponsorships.

>>61476221
what's better, HTML or Wix???

>>61478578
A+

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Did you guys know that she has been dating Joshua Kushner since 2012?

Joshua Kushner is a brother of Jared Kushner who is married to Ivanka Trump.

Well now you know.

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I just coded a linux by dragging boxes :3
Can't believe men have taken all the money in coding when it's this easy -_-;
Soon girls will do all the coding with a single click ;)

What now boys? ;)

>>61476099

Just testing BBcode

>>61479857

[p import="node.js"]Just [em=5]testing[/em] [javascript:ALEXA INSERT IMAGE]]BB[/javascript]code[sort("null")][/p]

>>61478578
Saving this to my spank bank

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>>61479528
>macrophilia

BASED

>>61476467
Your gf a dumb
Mine can program in wix

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>>61476579
She's only taller than me by 2.8 inches
H-heh

>>61479174

Where are her hips?

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>>61480576
The same place she left her tits, ass and talent.

So is she really a tech retard or is that just a meme?

>>61476099
mov muh_dik, klossy

>>61476579
Why do Asians always get the best girls :(

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>>61478578
fucking lol

>>61480648
her moms uterus?

>>61480719
It's a meme because it's true. She does this outreach shit to signal how morally superior and intelligent she is, although neither is true.

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>>61479545

I don't know... This question is very hard to me. :/

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I don't hate Klossy for trying to take advantage of the situation.

I hate the enablers that allow her to.

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Doesn't this go agains what she does?
Shouldn't she promote some site that teaches you how to "Kode" and not use a WYSIWYG editor?

>>61476579
gotta give props to that asian manlet though on not even remotely hover handing her

This is blatant advertising. Fuck off

>>61476164
>Javascript? Oh you mean java? Yeah I find Java too difficult.
>See SS? What do you mean you fucking racist Nazi Shitlord!

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>>61482290
Oh man, that reminds me...

I was searching through Klossy's playlists on YouTube and it seems like she just threw together wahtever videos she found with a woman or non-white male.

This video is just awful. The narrator has no fucking clue what she's talking about.

>>61481737
Part of being empowered is also having the freedom to choose your focus and expenditure of time. Maybe people want to spend their time coding other stuff while taking the easy route for a website upon which to build their brand/portfolio/etc.

>>61482947
Just from the screenshot I lost it. Let me guess, they're indian?