I have never hated something this much in my entire life, I wish

>you got the first test wrong somehow, let's make it even more annoying, here's some slow ass fade between options and 10 more pages of images to click
This is hell.

>>61475561
You weren't here for the spam. The spam was worse.

>>61475571
I call those "the punisher".

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>>61475561
>Not having a 4chan pass

>>61475561
works for me

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>>61475561
>not proud to be helping train future robots
>not loving every minute helping usher in an era of robot workers, post scarcity and a life of leisure and self-improvement
This is a technology board, you know.

>not being legacy captcha master race
lmaoing at your life.

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this is nice captcha

>>61475651
>legacy captcha
>type two words

>no-JS captcha
>3-4 keystrokes

>>61475561

buy a fucking pass you idiot

if you cant afford 20 bucks a year to shit post, you should put a bullet proof vest on and shoot yourself in the head

>>61475733
>giving money to 4reddit

>>61475597
>>61475733
I wonder who can be behind these posts

>>61475750

4chan helped the MAGA movement tho

>>61475561

>>61468660

>>61475700
This. Non-JS captcha would be shit though if you couldn't solve it using the numpad.

>>61475733
Underrated Eminem quote

>>61475778
Fair point.

i use a pen tablet to solve as quick as possible, do you think it will throw me harder ones ?

>>61475561
>I wish whoever came up with this shit at google dies horribly.
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/6bxr2v/i_am_luis_von_ahn_coinventor_of_captcha_recaptcha/

next time check the catalog before posting duplicate thread

>>61475561
Alright come up with an alternative solution.

>>61475579
A 1000 recaptchas solved manually by third world poo2loos hidden behind an API you can integrate a spam bot with costs 2 burger dollars, so it's not like you couldn't spam the fuck out of 4chan (or any other site using this pain in the ass Google spyware for that matter) if you wanted to.

>>61475855
Next time suck my dick

>>61475783
That doesn't work. It just gives you a million more cars or roads to click on, though occasionally if you get lucky you just have to click a million signs.

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>>61475778
No, the phoneposters did.

>>61475982
no u

>>61476080
click it a few times it worked before

Just get a 4chan pass, buddy

>>61476260

most people probably browser on both desktop and phone, whats the big deal, its still 4chan

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>>61475700
no-JS captcha keeps giving me this weird error, also it doesn't serve street signs anymore.

>>61475561
Google employee here. It's to train AI. For instance, ever wonder why you're prompted with vehicles and road signs? That's to train the AI for Waymo, etc. Other instances dealing with social scenarios is for aggregating data for other AI projects. The same way Google outsources work concerning Google Maps and calls those participating "Local Guides". People flagging inflammatory comments on YouTube are called "Heros" )although I haven't seen the idea officially adopted).

You understand the pattern here.

>>61476961
hi moot

>>61476961
why does it take so long to fade the "select until none are left"

>>61476961
back to memege...err work asshat

>>61476961
just fyi im not into lo_li

>start chrome in a disposable vm
>enabled googles cookies
>make a burner gmail account
>click some random shit on youtube and google+

80% of the time I only have to click the box once, the rest is only one single problem. It really hates people who value their privacy

>>61475571
THIS.

I'm trying to do the audio ones now.

>>61475670
My nigga. I love the type of Captchas you see on anime streaming pages.

>>61475597

4chan pass would be great if you could stay signed in on more than one device at a time.

>doesn't use recaptcha v1

>>61478021
you can, you just can't be signed in on more than one IP

>>61476533
you can still post when b& on phone

dont give me all that shit about
"phones have wifi"

chances are most phoneposters have laptops they use. they only post on data

>>61478070
This. I regularly post from my phone and desktop at the same damn time

>>61475561
this is the way to build a gigantic neuron AI
please work free for her, so you can have free vids on youtube

>>61475579
This.
Remember Pedotalk?
If ever I travel to the land of Spurdo and
Spede I'm going to do something to that
queermo... Like throw an onion at his head.

>>61477795
That behavior is kept unpredictable to hamper spam bots. The more the algorithm understands your situation, the faster it becomes as it realizes you can be trusted.

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>>61475561
>click the cars
>no cars
>okay i'll click the street signs
>it fucking works

>>61475733
Hiroshimoot retains credit card information from purchases.

>>61477845
Google inspects all activity across the internet. I am many people at any given time. Sometimes Google employees may answer for me as this computer is utilized communally among a small group of individuals for the purpose of research. I sometimes am astonished by the original work being done here. And believe me, it's without its criticisms.

>>61478238
you are literally fucking everything up for us

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>>61478302

>>61475561
>lets use the captcha to train machine learning so that way bots can learn how to beat the captcha!

>>61478216
>unpredictable
>literally clicking until there are no matches
>hard problem for bots

I made a fucking drawball bot to shitpost drawings over it and got around countless bot detection systems.
Delays are not bot-beating.

Spyware

>>61475561
for the past couple of days ive had it where it doesn't ask me for anything i just tick the box and its like K sure.
So i have that going for me which is nice.

>>61478638
We record such clicks through algorithms to be able to arrive at an accurate profile of a case. It's only a minor feature among a collection of deterrents. I meant unpredictable in accordance to correct use. Constant clicking is predictable and therefore recorded in terms of rapidity, etc. We began banning IPs once the user is proven to continuously violate terms by using bots. You've been warned.

>>61476260
That image speaks volumes about this place

Dude, last night I had to complete 6 captchas. Even if I did them all right, I kept getting a new one.

This is so fucked up. I promised I will never post again.

I'm really on the edge about this. I might just go back to lurking. I don't want to be Jewgle's plantation slave.

Fuck this shit and fuck this nip.

>>61475931
Yet nobody does.

Oh also why do I always get the shitty captchas only when I'm using Firefox but I get easy ones and sometimes freebies when I'm using Chrome? That seems pretty fishy to me.

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>>61481229
Once you're in a thread, scroll to the very top and look under the board categories. You will see this: [Settings][Home]. Click settings and expand the "+" for the section titled "Quotes & Replying". Near the bottom of that section you will see what I've included as an image to the left of this text. Check the box and click "Save Settings". No more Google CAPTCHA.

>tfw i'm so entrenched in the botnet that jewgle doesn't even show me the pictures anymore, i just have to tick the box

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>>61475766

>>61478021
Works fine for me

>>61481297

test

>>61475561
>>61475571
>>61475614

>Not just using the fucking legacy captcha

You literally type two case-insensitive words in

>>61475561
t. Robot

>>61481597
you do realise that 4chan isn't the only website that uses this bullshit right?

>>61481597
Make a thread.

>>61483714
disable JS

>>61483733
How big a bot net would you need to do this?

>>61475561
anyone else having to solve an abnormally larger amount of these as of a few days ago?

>>61483937
?

>>61475561
Pro-tip: click the wrong things

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>>61478238
>it's 2027
>Elon Musk's Tesla dream of self driving cars is now
>powered by Google Analytics
>cars recognize other cars as the storefronts and street signs
>the future we literally chose
>

>>61475561
Why does firefox approve me right away but chrome makes me solve the little puzzle?

>>61475561
>I have never hated something this much in my entire life,
I would envy you but only for your bliss.

>>61478256
you can use bitcoins or a prepaid credit card

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Nothing out of the ordinary here.

>>61484084
>self driving car honks at a stop sign
my body is ready

Am I retarded or can I not use legacy captcha on clover anymore?

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>when you go to post a conspiracy theory on /pol/ and captcha has a picture of your house

>>61475561
Get a pass dude

Fuck you OP. I see dipshits like you constantly complaining about recaptcha, and the solution is (for the billion fucking time) USE LEGACY CAPTCHA YOU NIGGERMONKEY

Google didnt invent captcha btw they just adapted it to teach their stupid ai. You are basically correcting ai mistake while solving captchas. Their ai is pretty fckin stupid.

When it asks for road signs but ahs no road signs just click the cars captcha will say its correct. Fuck up google's ai

>>61485870
Why did clover get rid of it?

>>61485905
To get rid of stupid phone posters

>>61475571
just reload this shit when you get the slow fade.

Also i've stopped reading it and just press random squares, this took about 6 tries but since it's just random guessing as soon as it pops up it didnt' take that long

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>Not using legacy
>pic related

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>>61475597

>>61485997
oh no now that you posted that captcha along with the timestamp they can figure out your exact location

>>61475561
Make sure to use the nojs legacy one if possible. Otherwise either avoid the site or use the audio one (1k times easier than the botnet one).

>>61481229
>what is legacy

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>>61475591

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>>61475561
>not using the legacy captcha or buying a pass
Your fault.

>>61475561
It wouldn't be so bad if Hiro didn't set the difficulty to maximum to coax people into buying the 4chan Pass.

Truly the worst owner ever.

>>61475650
this is actually how I force myself to see it just so I don't get angry every time

>>61486278
Legacy captcha doesn't work for creating new threads now.

Is there a way to revert EVERY bullshit-recaptcha back to the good old book scanned version? Like, can you use the public API key for both versions or can they only be used for the bullshit version?

>>61486314
Use 4chan X browser extension.

>>61486329
nigga I said every one of them, not just on 4chan.

>>61486341
Time travel to 2013.

>>61486342
Is shooting myself in the face an option?

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>>61475561
>Not paying for pass
Don't tell me you value $20 more than spending literally hours of your life doing mechanical turk labour for google for free.

Is your time really worth that little, anon?

>>61478263
All work should have criticism, even if it's positive. Any productive member of society knows that.

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Btw, this was the most unsettling captcha I've seen.

What did Google mean by this? Why is Google trying to get me to classify military helicopters as part of their ML? What's their endgame?

>>61486360
Knowing a scum of a human like Hiro doesn't get a cent from me provides me with enough satisfaction to continue putting up with the inconvenience of captcha.

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>>61475597
fuck off moot

>>61486386
>making money makes you scum
Ah, the poorfag mindset.

>>61475650
actually it'll just mean the the vast majority of people (yes this includes you) will be left to die of disease and misery while the ruling elite exterminate (or simply let starve) all the now unnecessary working class.

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>>61486386
instead, you do free labour for the equivalent of $0.02/hour for Google training some massive machine-learning system.

nice!

>>61486437
He was caught multiple times selling 2ch.net user data with identifiable information to advertisers and data mining companies in Japan.

He probably is doing the same thing with 4chan right now.

You autists realize that this kind of captcha is used in other sites besides 4chan, right?

>>61475561
person responsible for the fading images should be suffocated every time someone's images fade

This only happens if you use a nonstandard browser like Firefox or Pale Moon. Because then you're a bot for some reason. Anywho, it's sadly the best we have against spam other than an account system. Because most text captcha implementations can be guessed via machine learning. That, and the fact that captcha solving services exist.

>>61478256
No he does not. All transactions are transfered via Stripe and always have been. Stop spewing bullshit, you mongoloid.

>>61475561
Pfffftt, Thank god you don't have to type shit anymore

>>61478216
most of the time when the images fade i click through a dozen correct answers and it just comes back with "try again"

tl;dr fading image system SUCKS

>>61486611
yeah but then it's usually for the login or registration process, so one time, and that one time often doesn't even require interaction because of a fresh IP

>>61481232
I guess you've never visited /tv/.

>have self destructing cookies installed
>solve a 4chan captcha
>Post!
>Trackers, cookies, and bullshit have self destructed.
>this happens after every single post made on 4chan

>>61475561

>>61475561
Can't think of another site where you have to do a ridiculous captcha for every post.

>>61475561
Moot sold us out and headed out to Mountain View.

>>61476260
Jesus, did this place really quadruple in size since gamergate? No wonder the average posting quality has gone down.

>>61481123
I don't mean constant clicking.
I mean a bot capable of determining what the images are and clicking when appropriate.

You think only Google are capable of doing machine learning?
Sign recognition is actually fucking easy in static imagery.
They aren't doing it for the sake of recognising signs, period.
They are doing it to improve their system at recognising signs automatically, including in movement.
It's all fine and well if you can make an algo that picks out the edges of objects easily and can then analyse them to see they are of interest, it's a different story being able to do that in realtime multiple times a second reliably.
These smart edge-detectors aren't even NEW, they've been around for over a decade.

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>>61475561
git gud