>be me >be free software enthusiast >mom wants me to

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2017-07-19 03:26:32 Post No. 61448598
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:26:32 Post No. 61448598 [Report]

>be me
>be free software enthusiast
>mom wants me to finally get a job
>at interview
>"Alrighty so your resume looks good, how much experience do you have with Microsoft Windows?"
>try to explain that I mainly use GNU/Linux and avoid non-free software
>"Well okay, how much experience do you have working with Javascript?"
>Again explain that web dev languages are for Indians and that I am a superior programmer who works only in C and assembly
>"Well, I guess that's fine, do you have any experience working with Googles web frameworks and services at least? Or any mobile platforms?"
>I finally lose it, stand on top of his desk, rip my shirt off and start screaming at the top of my lungs "BOTNET BOTNET BOTNET DURRRRRRR"
Needless to say I did not get the job
why is it so hard to work as a freetard, /g/?

Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:27:35 Post No.61448620
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:27:35 Post No.61448620 [Report]

>>61448598
Ironically having Linux experience is more valuable, at least in my field.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:43:12 Post No.61448812
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 03:43:12 Post No.61448812 [Report]

>>61448620
You mean pretty much any field. Windows experience is only relevant for small business web servers and intranets.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 04:59:14 Post No.61449620
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 04:59:14 Post No.61449620 [Report]

>>61448598
Why don't you go work for a networking giant like Cisco, juniper etc? Your skills are too valuable there.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:18:05 Post No.61449783
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:18:05 Post No.61449783 [Report]

>>61448598
Learn databases Anon. You could easily get a DBA/sys Admin job with your Linux experience

Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:24:17 Post No.61449821
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:24:17 Post No.61449821 [Report]

wtf I would've hired you

Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:25:52 Post No.61449830
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 05:25:52 Post No.61449830 [Report]

>>61448598
You should have told him about your experience ricing desktops

Anonymous 2017-07-19 07:49:54 Post No.61451151
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 07:49:54 Post No.61451151 [Report]

>>61448598
Yeah, sure.
You should read the job description or at least not acting like a total idiot microcuck. I guess here we go.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:20:07 Post No.61451417
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 08:20:07 Post No.61451417 [Report]

>>61448598
>microsoft invaded my country
>can't have pirated шindows now
>everybody migrates to linux because no one understands the concept of paying for software

Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:22:55 Post No.61452699
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:22:55 Post No.61452699 [Report]

>>61448598
(You)

Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:33:57 Post No.61452803
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>>61448812
You mean Linux is only relevant for small business web servers and intranets.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:37:39 Post No.61452843
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:37:39 Post No.61452843 [Report]

>>61452803
Sorry kiddo but 4chan is 18+. Come back in 6 years little guy.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:32:50 Post No.61455559
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:32:50 Post No.61455559 [Report]

>>61448598
you should have installed gentoo on his pc

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