tech cringe

>>61444150
Monkey see, monkey do

>>61444299
genious

>>61444589
false and homosexual.

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2
3 4

>>61444180
This is a cringe thread, not a rage thread, anon.

>>61444753
never cringes so hard you want to punch someone's face? see >>61444440 for example

>>61444753
How can you rage at a fake story?

>>61444227
Who was in the wrong here?

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>>61444276
>We have a motherfucking slogan at last!!

>>61444255

This is that guy with all the silly facebook posts about his leet skills right?

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>>61444440
Ruby

>>61444393
>RMS in his early years

>>61444418
Did he put too much on?

>>61444393
Dude I knew this kid at my university. He did this in legit every building while he was waiting for his classes to start. I think he was a video game design major.

>>61445129
at first i didn't realize this was a joke and was about to rage at your post

>>61444227
what the fuck does )) even mean

>>61445283
pretty sure it's the russian smiley face

>>61444343
Didn't the guys girlfriend make/buy it for him?

>>61445202
Did you ever kick him while walking by? I know that's what I want to do from looking at this.

>>61444227

nigga thirsty as fuck

>>61444150
Is that staged?

>>61445202
>video game design major
How's Full Sail University?

>>61444255

>unscrewing, plugging, reballing, recalibrating

damn it' so full of buzzwords, it might as well be a 4chan post

>>61444356
that disgusting bastard....forcing innocent children to be wrapped in a block

>>61444951
now that's just great theming

>>61444150
Fuck you /pol/ cunt. Kill yourself.

>>61445648
its fucking sick and absolutely disgusting

>>61445573
Edwin is my hero

>>61445540
yes. black dude's laptop even has a hinge to do that

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>>61446005
>black person does something fucking stupid
>this is /pol/'s fault

>>61444227
sick stuff

>>61444255
>6 hours to take the back off

>>61444418
Is this real?

>>61445451
Don't think it was his girlfriend but it was definitely a woman who designed and made the shirt

>>61444255
I sometimes worry I did cringe shit like this as a kid and posted it online somewhere like I was leet.

>>61445016
Yes.

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>>61446005
it's our board you are just shitposting in it

class Program

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>>61446679

>>61444201
i hope that was a stupid joke

>>61444255
Someone explain me this pls

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>>61446701
Some gay ass white boi is going to marry her and take care of her black baby. How does that make you feel?

>>61446798
Fixed his laptop (changed hdd was the hardest part, I assume)
Great achievement

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>>61446815
>blacks sticking around to raise kids
good joke my dude

>>61446005
sheeeiiiitttt

>>61446815
>>/pol/

>>61446815
DJ is a good boi he dindu nuffin

>>61445573
flakiita has a crush on chris

>>61444180
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>>61444150
>>61446005
Monkey see, monkey do

>>61444201
I don't get it

>>61444180
This actually hurts

>>61445283
The way Russians and similar slav shitholes write emojis.

t. I bang Russians/slavs in Coney Island

>>61445573
chris is such a nigger

>>61444393
My high school had a whole hallway full of these bastards. Fucking mess of fat and alienware rgb lit laptops

>>61444589
Hi internet provider, i'm just kidding, I swear

ITT: 40 y/o NEETS get mad at teenagers

>>61444180
why am I so angry

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>>61444150

>>61444951
kek

>>61445573
>Flakiita Chuliin Iriizarry
The fuck is this name

>>61445580

>Mascot: DC-3 airplane

cant_make_this_shit_up.sys

>>61446679
MUH
>>61446005
WE

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>>61444299

>>61447601
What's wrong with this?

>>61446005
>Black people are retarded
>Must be everyone elses fault

>>61447666
Drilling through your motherboard, cutting several traces, just to mount a water block is not a good idea.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67glAjdvwLc

>>61447666
That is a drill, not a screwdriver.

>>61444227
They're obviously joking

>>61445573
kek what

>>61445283
it's shorthand for a drone metal group named after the brightest object in our solar system

>>61446858
so one less cuck's gene into the gene pool and Jamal will get shot over some dumb shit like a baggie of weed failing to see the problem

>>61444180
Part 4 was the most entertaining. I don't believe this anyway.

>>61444356
they should give her a job in IT.

>>61447281
They think a floppy disk is a save button

>>61445451
>>>61444343
>Didn't the guys girlfriend make/buy it for him?
It was a female friend who made it for the occasion, iirc.

>>61447281
I don't get it either -- what is a save button?

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>>61446701
you left out the best part

>>61447281
There are people on the internet who are young enough to have never seen a floppy disk.

But those people have probably seen what a floppy disk looks like because many programs use a floppy disk icon as the save button.

Because of this, young people might see a floppy disk and think it is a 3D printed save button.

>>61445573
>Ortiz
>Autiz
>Autist

>>61444180
Erry time

>>61448001
why would she work in this thread

>>61448119
jesus

that baby is ugly as fuck

>>61448119
>>61448119
holy fuck
also
>click on video
>comments disabled

>>61448119
that is one manly jawline

>>61447343
>Everybody hhaaaaattteess Chriiiiis.

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>>61448119

>>61446005
Oh boy, same post every fucking time, now the faggots will fall for the bait

>>61446005
Nigger detected.

this thread is turning into a /pol/ thread i just saw

>>61446005
Is this shit literally the best (You) bait ever? Every single thread.

>>61447436
Flakiita is like skinny girl in horrible spanish.

>>61447397
>onion powered
Fucking kek

>>61447727
Was there actually anything under those holes or was it just empty board is the real question tho.

>>61444589
all tripfags deserve this

>>61448490
The retention mechanism didn't had holes, so he drilled the holes

https://youtu.be/67glAjdvwLc?t=9m

Watch and enjoy

Does anyone have that pictore of a laptop fully covered in nail polish?

>>61444440
i want him to be actually hacked. his reaction would be gold

>>61446005
>anything with a black person in it is racist and orchestrated by /pol/
Sure you don't want to blame Russia while you're at it?

>>61447397
> $350 in the title
> $250/obo in the description

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>>61447935
mildly underrated

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>>61448119
HAHHAHAHHAHA

>>61444180
TRIGGERED

>>61449232
Craigslist is so bad for this shit, whenever I post something up for sale I get constant messages asking what I want for whatever it is I'm selling. Then they get pissed when I say its in the title and they proceed with "well yah but what will you sell it for". Just fucking boggles me like dude I posted it for whatever amount therefore I want that amount.

>>61444227
::::)

>>61444299
I did something similar to my T420. The audio chip got fucked by a keyboard screw, or at least I believe it was that. That laptop last me 3 hours. :(

>>61450223
>eight eyes
this poster is a spider. do not trust him.

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>>61444255
>reballing

>>61444255
Did Nef Quintero rename himself to Nef Walker to avoid us?

>>61444227
Seems like they're having a fun time

>>61445540
The computers aren't tied down to anything, obviously.

>>61444589
This is a poor fake

>>61444255
yo that's impressive if the kid actually did manage to reball something, but of course he didn't.

>>61446363
Yes. MSI pulled the video after getting shitted on for it.

>>61444299
like a glove

>>61444150
This board has been ruined by /pol/

There's only a handful left that aren't obnoxiously spammed now

>>61444478
the website is so fucking bad
>Introducing Stealth Wireless, Cyborg Inc.’s wireless telecom project. Through advancements in frequency allocation and encoding parallelism, this tech allows for an exponential increase in speed, with theoretical throughput limits several orders of magnitude faster than current systems. Stealth Wireless achieves its high throughput and spectral efficiency by means of a novel information theory model designed to increase information density exponentially.

Stealth Wireless brings promise to the sprawling demand for data access worldwide. From its prodigious bandwidth to its massive scalability, Stealth Wireless may prove to be a major player in the next era of the digital age. Our approach will allow for growth in urban infrastructure as well as the development of a novel infrastructure in rural areas, which is the next step towards a connected world.

>>61450550
I see way more blacked and leftie threads here than pol ones.

>>61450587
Pro tip: Blacked thread are being made by /pol/ to antagonize blacks and keep the cuck narrative going.

>>61444343
He deserved it because of what he was wearing.

>>61450655
he did not
not only was the shirt not intended to offend, it was also objectively not offensive to all women due to the fact that it was a woman who made the shirt

>>61450793
>the joke
>
>
>
>your head

>>61450806
i realized after i posted that you were probably referring to "she deserved to be raped because of what she was wearing" thing

>>61450832
I was. Even people on Tumblr called that whole thing bullshit when it happened.

>>61448298
thanks anon, made me wet myself

>>61450941
Don't forget to wipe back to front when cleaning yourself.

>>61446701
>>61448119
well, she did pay her toll

>>61448298
first time i've literally lol'd from a 4chan post in weeks

>>61450984
And got a troll.

>>61448547
How does this fucking retard have 1.1m subs?

>>61444180
angery intensifies

>>61448362
Must mean it's quality then because /pol/ is a great board.

>>61450190
This was too far ahead of its time. The most simplistic UI possible, designed for nothing but social media.

This is exactly what normies want. If Apple sold it they'd still be around today.

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>>61448298
lmao

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>>61448119
Oh my god. And people will defend this. Racemixing with black people is a mistake.

>>61448119
>Have you heard of the high elves?

>>61447681
>>61448312
>>61449057

you guys are retarded

>>61444440
Who got
>>61444444

>>61450174
Start increasing the asking price with every message

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>>61444356
>tfw no cute caring tech illiterate gf

>>61448119

Looks slav desu senpai

>>61453417
>Pegowska

WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF

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>>61447397

>>61445540
spotted the american

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>>61453481

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>>61444201

>>61450614
How do Blacked threads antagonise blacks?

>>61448119
IS THAT A FUCKING GIRL

>>61453840
>magnet
AAAAAAAHHHHH

>>61444283
Underrated

>>61452443
Gottem

>>61453914
how should we know, ask >>>/an/

>>61444276
hah 10/10

>>61444951
this is geat

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>>61444951
>safari

>>61445088
Elon Musk works as a Ruby developer?

>>61444276
kek

>>61444283
Lmfao, Fucking topkek

>>61453917
Hey, you got it! Good thing you repeated the punch line or else no one would have believed you!

>>61445540
>filming for "no reason"
>sliver laptop looks like an ancient piece of shit
>laptops aren't tethered
Yes it's staged

>>61453840

It didn't hit me at first. But then

FFFFFUUUUUUUU

>>61448183
keked

>>61453944
hehe good thinking anon

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>>61448119
>>61448298

>>61448119
I can't tell who's uglier, the baby or the manjaw shemale.

>>61448119

You could smash rocks with that jaw.

>>61446701
Jesus what a fucking ugly cunt she is. Hope she has fun raising that ugly nigger baby all on her own

>>61448119
Well at least the dumb bitch got what she deserves. Good Lord that baby is fuck ugly

>>61446701
Hilarious.
"The baby is white!?! whelp see you later bitch"

>>61454939
You should make a comic:
The father as Thrall.
The mother as Jaina Proudmoore.
And the daughter as a half-orc.

>>61450223
D::::<

>>61444418
i know virtually nothing about PC building, Explain?

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>>61444440
Here's some more of him

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>>61455601

>>61455552
Why are you here then anon?

>>61455681
not everyone here is here for gaymes and benchmarks my friend

>>61455647
He's probably going to make his own OS.

>>61444356
This is genuinely cute

>>61448298

my sides

>>61455690
Who said building a computer is only for games? you never heard of building a PC for workstation Linux system?

>>61455706
holy shit, i kekd so hard

thanks anon

>>61455706
kek

>>61455601
Goddamn it Terry, I thought I told you to delete that fake profile!
>THoSe fucken jpeg worshippen CIA niggers framed me for finding their secret of the juice!! THEY TRIED TO RAPE MY DOGE!!

>>61444356
I don't get why people find this cute, it's just plain retardation.

>>61455779
xd
>linux

>>61444393
looks comfy desu

>>61446839
kek

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>>61448119

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>>61448298

>>61455779
>you never heard of building a PC for workstation Linux system?
you buy a laptop for any of that shit like a normal human bean

>>61444589
Racism is not illegal in the US. There is no hate speech exception for the First Amendment.

Even I know this and I'm an Europoor.

>>61456275
> Racism is not illegal in the US
> Derbyshire is a county in the East Midlands of England

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>>61446701
>>61448119
>>61456236

>>61456361
did you expect a yuro to read all of that shit and then make a comment that is in any way relevant?

really?

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>>61456718

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>>61456718
>>61456738
we're fucked.

>>61456718
>>61456738
holy fuck. what incest bred website is that?

>>61456373
What am I cringing at

>>61456834
>>61456872
It's a forum meant for pre-teens to socialize online.
Basically every thread is like that.
4chan raided it once and posted stupid shit all over and nobody even noticed

>>61456373
lmao

>>61456998
>gaming pc with no descrete gpu
>none of the expansion slot cards screwed in, covers missing
>3 optical drives, one with power, none with sata cables
>no hdd's/ssd's
>water block not installed on anything

>>61457033
>4chan raided it once and posted stupid shit all over and nobody even noticed
that's pretty funny

>>61448490
You can bet your life on that every square milimeter near DDR slots has a trace.

>>61444255
oh fuck is that nef quitero?
i thought he was at ibm by now

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>>61456718
>MOAR GIGZ
>Desktops are 3d now while laptops r not lol amirite?
This was staged, right?
Right?

>>61457033
>4chan raided it once and posted stupid shit all over and nobody even noticed


TOPKEK

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>>61457033

>>61444440
Just Figured Out Something

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>>61444418
The other msi vid

>>61457189
fucking asians man, they are so cringey

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>>61455552
You're supposed to place a small dot of thermal paste in the center. Placing the cpu above it will evenly spread out the paste.

Doing what the video above shows will create an inconsistent spread which will create airpockets and your cpu will run much hotter and could destroy itself.

>>61455706
Calling it now, we'll all.be watching Nef Quintero's schizo rants 5 years from now on YouTube, just like Terry

>>61444283
Quality

>>61445540

Yeah, that's Brandon something or other, a viner.

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>>61444255
>work at HP laptop repair warehouse
>mandatorily required to be able to disassemble a Probook, replace motherboard, and reassemble in 20 minutes or less

>this little shit bragging about replacing a laptop hard drive in 6 hours

>>61457117
i guess this is what happens when computers are over-simplified

i'm sure i wrote some dumb stuff when i was pre-teen about technology, but this is some next-level shit
i could do basic things like reinstalling windows 95 and setting up a non-pnp soundblaster, but it looks like even this is way beyond these kids

>>61444356
Being confused with the dev console is fine if you've never heard of it before but I'm a little confused as to how she reached that conclusion for what she thought it was actually for.

>>61444440
I may be skinny, weak, semi tall and slim baby face but i possess high intellectual intelligence that with my mind, I can Outsmart you or Ruin you in many ways

>>61457033
Please tell me the name of it. I need this in my life.

>>61457599
kidzworld

http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/tech-and-electronics/t/911027-laptop-or-desktop?page=3

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>>61457700
they even shill things totally unrelated.
it's like /g/

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sawing a gtx 980

Requesting the FB whiny teens complaining about not getting iPhones or cars from their parents.

>>61457770
>>61457700
>>61457599
Enjoy your v&

>>61455601
Sonic 3 & also Computers

>>61457979
>Sawing off useless part is cringe
Why do you care? This part doesn't actually serve that much of a function.

>>61458243
It's part of the locking mechanism you dingus.

>>61444343
>I dont care if you cured cancer, your shirt is sexist and ostracizing

>I dont care if you colonized Mars, your shirt is sexist and ostracizing

Meanwhile rappers can own child sex slaves and women would be still doing anything to suck their dicks

>>61457979
but why

>>61458278
But, anon, this is 2017!

>>61447365
Get off my lawn ya hoodlum!

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>>61448119
>>61448298
>>61454939

>>61457033
is funny cuz now is the same demographic

>>61457466
desperate for purpose in life

>>61456998
A lot of what >>61457078 stated.
>Also, thats a baby water cooler, its very low on the WC totem pole. If I were to do it, It helps with a push/pull fan config (fans on both sides of the rad).
>3 sticks of ram (isn't dual channel still a thing with paired sticks?)
>Heat Sink with a case fan screwed on awkwardly after modifying it.
>No Sata Cables, even for DVD.
>Nitpicking: Missing the rear covers for the PCI ports. Allows for more dust and defeats a positive or negative pressure environment.

>>61455647
Good luck getting a job in the current SJW infested tech industry with that post.

>>61454939
ORC'D

>>61458278
Shit, time to become a rapper

>>61444227
cute

>>61458278
>Meanwhile rappers can own child sex slaves
wat

>>61456373
did he think the mere presence of a radiator would cool the CPU or what lmao

>>61449348
what the actual fuck
how

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>>61453325
Ayyo das wite dem Crackas be retarded an sheit

>>61457033
>It's a forum meant for pre-teens to socialize online.
so it's basically a theme for 4chan

>>61444418
I like this because you can kinda see the panic in the subtle hand movements.

0:14 is the moment you can see his heart breaking.

>>61444589
>fag did not use HTTPS
fag deserves it

>>61457189
a-are the feminists right?

>>61458291
I think Linus made a video where he proved you could get a server mobo and cpus for $150 which had the same power as a 6700 but the one he bought had a cap where the locking latch was so he cut it off the card to make it fit.

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>>61460080
If you want them to sit on your dick, yes.

>>61460110
>using Linus as a reason why you should saw off parts of your GPU

>>61460169
Lies, she's at least 3 feminists.

>>61448119
>>61446701
HAHAHAH holy fuck what an ugly baby

>>61460278
And that isn't even her final form.
Have you ever seen Akira?

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>>61460315
my fucking sides

>>61457700
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/tech-and-electronics/t/1068424-what-kind-of-programming-you-like-moved
this whole website is stock full of trash

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>>61460335
cant wait to start writing my linux competitor in visual basic

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>>61460332
For your viewing pleasure.

>>61446679
i couldn't tell if that was shit or a dick until she started to lick it

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>>61460399
thanks anon

>>61460453
Maybe in our universe it isn't psychokinesis that will result in this, but instead, feminism?

>>61444356
MY SIDES

>>61444440
This reminds me of TyLeR wEaRiNg

>>61460494
well, the first step is done, so it certainly is already in progress.
remember the line where they describe akira with trying to teach ants what the meaning of life is?
>feminists do stepwise realize that they're superflous in modern society, but have a certain amount of "power" (read: victim card)
>they evolve around this into fat ugly shorthaired bitching depressed humanoid; shortly called a victim
>the next level is a super victim

>>61446424
So glad facebook and shit wasn't around when I was a kid to show how socially retarded I was.

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>>61448119

>>61460602
How it'll all end:
>http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=l1URmUxNdqg&p=n#/369;376

>>61454939
thx, zug zug'd

>>61444255
Reality: Mom threw the laptop when it was reading/writing and borked the hdd.
6 hours to replace a hdd and install windows

>>61456738
>please don't get me started on kilobytes

I KNOW HOW HE FEELS RITE GUYS

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>>61445580
Still grinding on Vray I suppose lmao

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>>61444255
Any news on this guy? I keep seeing same old screen caps all the time.

Also what about that kid who said he can compress 10GB to 14KB? Forgot his name.

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>>61448298
Oh my god

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>>61456236
>>61454939
>>61448298
noice

>>61444150

reminds me of sean parker

>>61444951
I think he's just memeing

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>>61444478
His whole "website" is a fucking 5th grade powerpoint presentation

>slides
>when it goes to a new slide, text spins onto the page
>must use the special buttons to navigate through the slides, scrolling naturally with the side scroller will make it jittery

>>61461766
He's a self-appointed genius, remember.

>>61444201
I think it's a console joke, Gran Turismo 4 had PS2 memory card symbol flash when saving and it kinda looked like a floppy disc.

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>>61458278
>Meanwhile rappers can own child sex slaves
brb, need to enrich my melanin and start shouting on youtube

>>61461766
He used his fucking senior yearbook picture for this haha

>>61461784
Yeah, a genius that took a codecademy course in webdev and tried his hardest to apply everything he knew to this one webpage.

Nearly every corporate website stopped doing this after they realized how pissed off it makes consumers who want to access something quickly and efficiently. It doesnt make your webpage look "modern", it makes it look like you made your website in Microsoft Publisher

>>61461864
The pictures aren't even aligned, and what the fuck's with the blue covers on the pics

He actually made it so that hovering over the image will remove the cover and reveal a quick bio. Must be a nightmare for mobilefags

>>61444589
>Derbyshire
this is why I can't take UK authorities seriously when they come up with names like this. also I know bongs have to deal with the "council" which is like the PTA but they bother everyone in the neighborhood with their bullshit and waste millions on like signs and shit.

>>61461868
A website should be plain text and nothing more.

>>61461976
The authorities didn't name Derbyshire, you retard:
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Derbyshire#Etymology

>>61462061
What? No, but it shouldn't be 2MB. A website shouldn't be that huge for gimmicks.

>>61444180
More??

>>61448119
Zug zug

>>61460395
>not writing it in javascript

>>61457700
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/tv/t/1010284-whats-your-favorite-anime?page=1

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>>61454939

>>61462663
>page 4
Comedy gold

>>61462663
>Posts: 1
It really is just like 4chan.

>>61456275
You know it.

Its about the only thing Ameristan has going for it.

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Who the fuck designs websites like this anyways

>>61462137
You said you wanted simplicity?

>>61460395
>cant wait to start writing my linux competitor in visual basic
Well, microsoft did it, so I don't see why you can't.

>>61453840
It reminds me of that image with the nail through the lost phone

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>>61448119

>>61460205
>Not building a halfway decent PC for 150$

>>61444343
how come some of these guys in high levels of tech or academia get to look like such rockstars?

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>>61459903
Hackathon. At 2 AM it turned into a race to push first to master. Two people had never used git before.

I had to solve all the merge conflicts manually until I gave up and told everyone to copy their shit to a separate file while I explored the magic of "git push --force".

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>>61460335

>>61460395
>implying you couldn't do osdev with VB6

>>61456872
4chan

>>61459735
rkelly

>>61444393
>fat nerd fuck clustering up the entire hallway with his self-important autism
This fucking picture makes me rage every time. This is what the anti-bullying movement gets you.

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>>61457700
I found this wonderful profile
http://www.kidzworld.com/profile/arenl

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>>61458278
Back to pol you go.