Post you /g/ related business ideas ITT.

>>61441250
Fidget Spinner x Supreme x Richard Stallman

>>61441250
Already exists, I've seen a spinner with a bluetooth speaker on it. Besides the spinner fad is dying out anyways

>>61441283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9PrEMTRJ4&t=0s

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>>61441250
Smart Botnet Toaster Robot that requires an intrernet connection in order to toast.

Obviously you can only toast proprietary expensive toast made for only your Toaster

>>61441250

The more you fidgit, the more pulsating sensation you feel against your prostate as the BT 4.1 compliant butt plug activates.

Available in true flush, latino, and african.

>>61441339
Also it sends data and statistics to your phone so you can show them your friends

>You only buttfuck once a week, Anon?hahaha

>>61441250
http://www.wbrc.com/story/35754967/family-warns-of-fire-hazard-after-fidget-spinner-burst-into-flames

>>61441329
please.

https://www.embeddedarm.com/blog/netbsd-toaster-powered-by-the-ts-7200-arm9-sbc/

>>61441380
>"Some of them even have BT technology in them"

Holy shit >>61441283 wasn't lying

>>61441412
>"which was on display in the NetBSD booth at the LinuxWorld Expo in San Francisco"
Where else, where else.

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>>61441250
Sorry anon.

>>61441412
>Putting a microprocessor into the toaster just for laughs
Has IoT gone too far?

>>61441636
>would still have better sound quality than iPhone speakers

>>61441677
>Still would be louder than headphones with an iphone 7

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>>61442415
>using headphones

Anon, this technology is 100 years old! You don't need that in your New iPhone.

>>61442474
What about speakers? Those are 100 years old too!

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>>61442512
Don't worry my firend, our next big thing (TM) will get rid of this analog stoneage tech!

>>61442577
Perfect, what about the camera? Theyve been around for 200 years!

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>letting others get rich with your ideas

Is this the ultimate cuckoldry?

be able to receive data over text
just basic html of websites, like a processed reader view that some browsers can do
and then display it so it doesnt look like shit with some markup language

probably just for android devices. theres no way this kind of thing could run easily on iOS.

>>61441329
pover by x299 for maximum roasting speed?

>>61442641
Camera?? We have removed the back camera, as all people truly need to feel happy is pictures of themselves!!
BRAND NEW 35MP FRONT FACING CAMERA, but to fit it we had to remove the back camera as well as the vibration motor.

>>61442871
Good, good. why don't you remove water resistance too? I mean whos stupid enough to drop their phone in water or use it in the rain?

>>61442929
Actually we have INCREASED water resistance.
By surrounding the phone in 100% hand blown glass, the phone is sealed. Of course this means no physical buttons and only Apple's proprietary wireless charging.
Every iPhone will be unique with ergonomic bumps and bubbles in our hand blown encasing™

>>61442977
Oh I didn't think of that! also could we get rid of the mic? It's pretty old too

>>61443010
The people asked for it, and WE listened.

No mic, no speakers, but we have a wireless Bluetooth device you can use to make calls/listen to music. We got offers from Schitt and JBL to help design this, but we went with our old pals at Skullcandy.
New device is not waterproof, and does NOT come with rubber tips to insert in ear.

>>61441250
What about a sort of an idea collaboration website, a bit like Github but for everything. Let people gather in groups, have voice communications, virtual whiteboard to make plans on, templates for business plans, etc.

>>61441278
Under rated post.

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>>61441250
Get more original ideas please

>>61441278
Top kek

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>online multiplayer
>microtransaction upgrades
>monthly subscription membership for exclusive mods
>VR support (microtransaction required)

Its like spotify but for food

Nonbotnet sketch messaging app
An app that turns your phone into a cute pig face with optional time, date and alarm for those little piggy phone stands
karaoke streaming app, screen blacks out while song is playing because people will use it in the car

>>61444832
>no social media integration
>no sharing of high score
Fucking normies ruin everything
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61441250
>Post you /g/ related business ideas ITT.
taking "being too lazy to even properly steal other peoples ideas" to a whole new level

enjoy getting robbed blind good goys.
NO SHEKELS FOR YOU, YOU WORK FOR FREE NOW!

>>61442694
no one?

ok

>>61443063
Monitors are really old too, who needs eyes in the future anyway? Can we get rid of them?

>>61441637
This was done far before IoT was a thing

>>61442655
ideas are shit. everyone has ideas, the execution is what matters

>>61442655
>380x247