Post Ridiculous Technology

>>61428102
Yeah, women are ridiculous.

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>>61428102
>please connect me to your wifi so I can squeeze this pack you can also squeeze by hand

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>>61428102
>Kuvée: The internet-enabled smart wine bottle

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>>61428141
this has to be a joke, what the fuck is the point

>>61428165
>The Kuvée bottle has been funded on crowdfunding site IndieGoGo, and looks set to become a reality. The bottle costs $179 (£125), and users need to buy special wine cartridges to stick in the bottom when they want a drink.

>Hook the bottle up to your WiFi and you can order new wine through the screen, although if you've got the bottle you already own a smartphone or laptop which can do the same thing. And since it runs on a battery, you'll have to recharge it every few hours.

>The real product at the heart of Kuvée is the aluminium bottles which slot in the bottom - they don't let any light in, reducing the risk of the wine spoiling over time, and a simple valve covered by a screw-top cap apparently prevents too much air reaching the drink.

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>>61428141
>Wifi enabled dispenser for your wine
And of course it uses its own proprietary bottle design under the guise of it being a good thing for the end user.

Thanks Juicero.

>>61428190
>botnet wine
just fuck my whole life up

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Anyone old enough to remember this gem?

>>61428102

AvE did two videos around the Juicero. 's Got some fine parts in it if you wanna give them an actual purpose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVmppyflS0

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>>61428248
>Unboxing

I already love this

>>61428234
I actually saw a pair on Shopgoodwill not long ago. Who the hell donates a pair of Google Glasses to a Goodwill?

>>61428234
Just proves my point that Apple > Google. Just wait until Apple make a search engine then i'll be happy. Apple rarely made bad decision, that's all.

>>61428273

AvE is top tier YouTuber. Doesn't mince his words, just does cool shit because he wants to put it out there.

With juice you lose.

>INTERNET OF THINGS

How many new 0days can we find today Sanic?

>>61428327
This. Just eat the fruits directly, unprocessed, if you really care about health and not just healthy looking ""lifestyle""

>>61428327
>>61428365

When "Juicing" was still a thing, 4 years ago, people believed that it was a fast and efficient way of absorbing large quantity of nutrients and enzimes.

But people later found out that if you discart and don't eat the pulps/fibers, you absorb too much shugar too fast and it's really bad for you. The general consensus now is to just eat the whole gruit, as per the last 5 million years.

That juice press came too late to be relevant since the juicing fad is now dead and known to be literally bad for you.

>>61428248
what the fuck is his problem?

>>61428358
About 653, my dude!

>>61428645
oh, he's a leaf. nevermind.

>>61428190
Only in a sick, degenerate, Jewified society is something this morally abhorrent possible

>>61428141
If I wanted the Jews to know how much I drink I'd use facebook

>>61428141
>Kuvée
this is the most stupid piece of shit tech that I've seen this year. Looks like a fucking scam.

>>61428311
>Apple rarely made bad decision
nice b8 m8 masterb8

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>>61428311
>Apple rarely made bad decision
Apple had a slew of failures in the 90s before the iMac came around and saved their shit.

>>61428230
>DRM whine

fify, that juicer is the same bullshit too.

>>61429867
>newton
>failure
devices were a commercial failure, most of the tech and ideas behind them grew into the macos and ios we all know and love (to hate)

>>61428680
AvE is good leaf

>>61428509
juices and smoothies and shit are still huge but not sold as some miracle diet anymore

now it's all about throwing your entire veggie patch into the vitamix with a banana or whatever to make it not taste like you're drinking liquid compost

>>61428234

considering that was never a product, no, i don't remember it

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>>61428102
Thing with the Juicero is the business model wasn't in selling juicers, but in a food subscription service. The hardware component however was way over engineered. Don't know offhand if they were trying to make money off the device too versus taking a loss hoping to make up for it in subscriptions.

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>>61428102

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>>61429460

>>61428311
>Apple rarely made bad decision

Without Jobs, i disagree.

>>61428102
You mean the best engineered juice machine ever?
If I Had cash to blow, I'd totally but that.
Everything about it is engineered perfectly

>>61430330
just eat a salad what the fuck is wrong with these people

>>61430796
Because a salad to the kind of person who gets Jamba Juice is drenched in either a fatty or sugary dressing.

>>61428645
Leaf and apparently having a PhD so he's probably autistic as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-9r457Lz3w

>>61428227
>>61428190
>>61428141
didn't i see something like this on Shark Tank?

>>61428311
>Apple rarely made bad decision
what is Apple Music

>>61428234

I loved how butthurt people would get around those. If I had one I'd wear it everywhere.

>>61430368
>all that wasted tax-payer money

I'm willing to bet those cost a shitload of money

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>>61428248

>>61430725
Clearly had no childhood.

>>61429867
Do you even watch the movie ? Jobs hated it.

>>61431085
It's not a bad decision. People use it. They're not winning but they're not losing, if you know what i mean. When apple invents something, it's always something that actually helps us. When Google or Microsoft make something, it's something only to impress us. You know, gimmicks.

>>61429867
Eat up Martha.

>>61431390
>greentards jizz all over chinkmade panels which manufacturing is really fucking poisonous.
>They chimp out at the slightest mention of Nuclear Energy even though it is way better for the environment and way cheaper

>>61431433
Not to mention those are grossly ineffiecient when you consider various factors (wear and tear, the angle they're on, dc transmission losses etc)

>>61431390
>LA installs solar panel roads
>they generate no power because LA traffic blocks the sun

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>>61431390
>light drizzle in the morning
>everyone fucking dies trying to get to work

>>61431526
Don't worry, they're heated to melt ice.

Nevermind the fact that they'd require far more power than they can generate to actually melt ice

>>61429867
Apple actually made cool and nifty shit back in the 90s. They stopped in the early 2000s and jobs played it safe.

The iPhone and iPod were the last nifty pet projects Apple did, and they completely cut their server/performance line. They never innovated again though, but same can be said for IBM, Microsoft, everyone really.

>>61430354
>50 dollar device being sold for $700
Yes they were. When your juice packets are 6 dollars a pop, you gotta make your money upfront. Maybe make them feel invested since they spent 700 already, whats another 30 dollars a week?

No idea why they made a presser so complicated on the inside though.

>>61428141
This is the true IoT

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>>61428141
820 views on their youtube video!!

go raid this crap!!

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>>61428509
I think you or perhaps other people are making a bit too much fuzz about this "juicing" thing.

I've always squeezed juice from time to time since I was a child, just like I usually pick apples and eat them in the fall.

Why anyone would need "technology" to do it is beyond me, though. I've always used a simple glass thingy and I still do, just like my parents did. It's not like making a glass of juice yourself when you feel like it hasn't been a thing since forever.

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>>61431433
>>They chimp out at the slightest mention of Nuclear Energy

I fear the state of this technology so much, it really is something that scares me deeply.

We have three big nuclear power plants that account for 40% of our countries electricity.

These were built between 1980 and 1985. You may or may not be aware of this but there has been quite a few advances in various technologies since the early 1980s.

We can't build newer and safer nuclear power-plants because bu-hu nuclear power is bad'mkay and we must be politically correct and be against it and protest it.

But we also can't just easily replace 40% of our powersupply - so we keep using these nearly 40 year old reactors. The result of this stupidity and double of the Swedish government will be some kind of major disaster. It just baffles me that they can't admit and accept reality and build newer and better nuclear plants.

>>61431203
Apple's decision in smartphones hurt the entire industry,

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>>61432090
Not to go full conspiritard here, but the opposition to nuclear power is 100% funded by the oil/natural gas companies, because a single nuclear plant could shut down dozens of their facilities
>"But why would they give money to people who also oppose oil/natural gas?"
Because solar/wind/hydro are no where near as big of a threat to them as nuclear is
A single wind farm or solar array could replace a single or so natural gas power plant, as opposed to a nuclear one replacing dozens
My area has a nuclear power plant generate this areas power, yet there is no opposition to the plant.
Why? Because the natural gas companies have already lost their presence in the area
Once the country has gone full nuclear, you won't see opposition anymore
Not because people realized there was nothing to fear, but because the people funding the opposition are out of business

>>61428234

SnatchChat has one too

b-but it's fashionable

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>requires iTunes that mainly throws unknown errors at you or freezes when you need it the most

>costs 2-4X the price of an Android smartphone while somehow having worse specs

>toddler mobile OS so restrictive people need to hack it for basic android functionality

I have to say, switching over from a galaxy S3 to a 64GB iPhone 6S is one of the worst mistakes I've made to date. The only good thing about all this is I finally switched carriers.

>>61431576
They require more power to light the leds up than they can generate. Some cuck city decided to give them money to test it in a sidewalk. It was (still is) a big fucking failure. There is a guy who covered it on youtube, search for "solar freaking roadways".

>>61431203
Jesus get a life

>>61431390
I was actually interested in these IF THEY WORKED. I'd line my driveway with them for sure.

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>>61432090
>These were built between 1980 and 1985.

If you're in the US, it would actually be more like 1960 to 1970.

>stupidity and double of the Swedish government

Oh, ok. Well if it's any consolation, the US with its older reactors hasn't had a major incident since Three Mile Island.

>>61431234
+1 respect

>>61432006
THERE'S ANOTHER WAY?!?

>>61432226
putting solar panels on your roof would be better in every way

>>61432212
>Some cuck city decided to give them money to test it in a sidewalk
Honestly they've managed to get so much money out of the thing, from crowdsourcing to government grants.
Just some dude and his wife swindled millions from a stupid idea, just like that.

>>61432206
Jeez. why can't you use your phone like a normal phone?

>>61432226
Tell me how is it makers listed maintenance as a negative for normal roads. How would you imagine a fucking electronic device didn't need maintenance if you drive trucks on it?

>>61428102
Fun prank you can do at home with one of these, replace the juice pack with a dressed up colostomy bag.

>>61432252
>jeez, why do you expect $700 smartphone to have more features than a $10 dumbphone?

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>>61431203
Did not hear about the touch disease civil lawsuit? All iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 plus iPhones are getting it.

How is getting multiple civil lawsuits "not losing"?

Everyone in my family is now afraid to get an iPhone because of touch disease.

>>61432252
Because I paid hundreds for it your dumb fucking cunt. If all I wanted to do was call people I'd get $20 flip phone.

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>>61428102

>>61428141
>no wiif in my car
the dream is dead

>>61430368
why don't I just burn my money so the government can't drown it

>>61432090
>>61432158
who need that dumb shit when we have coal?
#MAGA

Do you consider usb onahole warmers a stupid technology? I mean you can just microwave them.

>>61428311
Yeah, I hope they will release their own version of google maps.

>>61432349
Warmers have built in thermostats to stop the onahole from getting too hot. Microwaves can melt your precious waifu hole

>>61431433
Greenfag here. I'm 100% cool with nuclear.

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>>61428311

>>61431669
Watch these videos
>>61428248

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>>61431433
Glad to know i'm not the only one who thinks this. I live in Ontario so energy comes up a lot in political conversations, but when I bring up nuclear with anyone they look at me as if I want to nuke Japan again.

>>61432349
That's like saying no need for hair dryers, just stick your head in the microwave for 30 seconds.

You can't just heat anything in a microwave you know

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microwave_oven#Principles

>>61433174
As opposed tho you're head, it works with plastic stuff.

>>61432706
I personally don't use google maps since the stupid piece of shit always sends me to a toll road regardless of the options I check. So Apple maps it is for me.

I'm building a ridiculous tech...
A luxury smart mirror
Very niche market, but it'll make me some good shekels. so whatever

>>61433193
It would work with your head too.

>>61433193
>plastic stuff
You say that like there's only one type of "plastic stuff".

Also, did you even read the linked article? Most plastics outright melt.

>>61431390
>>61431526
>>61431576
>>61431433
They 'could' be used to power the street lights. It's a lot of surface area.

I think we need to fund things that are outside of market. Of course they are not going to go well at first. You'll see just as much laughable failure in industry r&d. But we still need to look into alternative sources that may not be big money interests for current players.

Nuclear may be the best things we have now but it will always be if we don't research other methods.

I hope you all had a nice naysaying bonding wank.

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Fidget spinners was only the beginning.

>>61428102
>not pictures: the second empty packet needed to make that amount of juice

>>61428227
They invented a cap?

>>61430354
>Don't know offhand if they were trying to make money off the device too versus taking a loss hoping to make up for it in subscriptions.
They certainly were not. Even at the starting $700 it wouldn't have been selling for a profit.

>>61430725
The only bad thing is that they didn't make it so that the dock wouldn't scratch the console.

Basic mistake.

>>61430779
>Everything about it is engineered perfectly
>wrong bearings
>single bolt securing the pressure plate
>guides to a poor job of preventing rotational movement
>unhardened gears
And that's not getting into the electronics.

>>61432233
Not much. NPPs have a 40-year service life.

>>61432253
>How would you imagine a fucking electronic device didn't need maintenance if you drive trucks on it?
Truck scales?

>>61433392
>I think we need to fund things that are outside of market
ironic SOCIALIST REEEEEEEEE

>>61433359
You mic the lube for about ten seconds not the rubber itself. I learned material science and polymer physics, thank you. This was discussed already, you are just behind on everything.

>>61433590
And also that it would upscale to 1080p when docked would be a bonus, maybe even warrant a slightly higher price tag for the tech.

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>>61428311
The only difference is people will actually buy Apples shit products.

>>61431669
>50 dollar device being sold for $700
Its actually a $1000+ device with parts build to survive a nuclear holocaust that they undersold hoping to regain profit from selling diced fruit at 1000% markup.

>>61431390
>and we have these nifty access tunnels underneath the roadway

This whole thing was so poorly thought out

>>61434013
That's what I don't get. Why would you put so much effort in a device that sqeezes juice out of a packaging? Why not produce an actual high grade juicer instead? What went on in their minds when they picked their endgame?

>>61433392
Fortunately that is exactly what is happening. Tech companies are throwing money at many of these startups in hopes to see a new boomer.

The problem is that some of these startups are so horrid and are bound to fail. Taking solar roadways, why not fund a project to add solar panels to streetlights and roadsigns instead? similar idea, slightly less dumb.

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>>61430725
Nah, it's fine for playing Disgaea on the train

>>61434108
iow, gambling.
And paying a lower tax rate for the privilege.
Can you tell me why Sand Hill Road shouldn't be glassed?

>>61428230
bottlenet

>>61428190
This has got to be a sick joke. Who would actually fund this dumb shit.

>>61432269
>problems are caused by dropping the phone

solution: don't drop your phone

>>61432206
>requires iTunes
I have never opened iTunes, not even once.
>costs 2-4X the price of an Android smartphone while somehow having worse specs
Pixel.
Galaxy S8.
etc

Also, specs aren't everything. Software optimization is the shit.
This is why the 12" MacBook can edit export 4K video rather easily and quickly, despite its shitty numbers on paper. It's not always about pure specs.

>toddler mobile OS so restrictive people need to hack it for basic android functionality
I agree. I need default apps asap.
But still, it's nice to not have to wait for the OEM to fuck up the experience with bloatware and have to wait even longer for the carrier to approve it. One thing I hated about Android was that you would have to wait seemingly forever just to get a minor OS update; that's bullshit. And all the bloatware isn't helpful, either.

>>61434148
There's plenty of shady shit going on tax related with anything in that sand valley. And as retarded as gambling seems, it does promote innovation. It only takes one bright mind that gets a funding to produce something new and actually usefull for society. In this sense sand valley does add to society.

Ironically it is typically the gubmint that actually produces innovation. Not through their own works, but through their own funding on projects they deem promising. And suprise suprise, the gubmint often does a little research before throwing money at something. Not that this prevents them from fucking up time after time. But that is human nature.

In general I'm for innovation and I try to see the advantages in anything new that hits the market or is being developed. And there's no doubt that there's many promising projects out there, and an equal if not higher amount of failures.

>>61434204
>And as retarded as gambling seems, it does promote innovation
I'd much rather the gubmint do it. At least that way we all win the whole prize instead of Shlomo instead of JUST absorbing the losses.

>>61434144
>playing in public
>playing on a switch in public
>playing fucking disgaea on a switch in public
How sad

>>61434267
>>playing in public
>>playing on a switch in public
How are these bad things?

I see people playing on their phones, on tablets, on old portable consoles, on newer portable consoles. What's so wrong with playing on the Switch?

>>61431433
>way better for the environment
Nuclear waste is fun.

>>61434309
Nuclear waste don't get to the environment. The chlorine from silicone producing does.

>>61434323
>silicone
Burger chemistry, everyone!

>>61431433
You don't understand! They take radioactive material out of the ground, use it for power generation, then put the now slightly less radioactive material back in the ground again when they're done with it! They're killing the planet!

>>61434267
Hey fuck you it's a good strategic game

>>61434336
???
Thou don't know how solar panels are made?

>>61434396
Definitely not from siliconE.

>>61434454
Tell that to phone makers.

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>>61434495
siliconE

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>>61434495
silicon

>>61434343
Eh, that's not quite true and you know it.

A lot of the radioactive material produced by nuclear energy production right now is liquid which means it spreads far easier than the solids that are mined for fuel.

I'm not against nuclear at all, personally I think more should be put into getting the liquid salt reactors viable and running.

>>61434592
You mean silicium? Also it's not my fault, Swype does that.

>>61434632
The radioactive material isn't soluble. It very quickly precipitates out of the liquid waste, especially when you put it underground and the water is being forced through hundreds of miles of microscopic cracks in the bedrock which act as a gigantic sieve before it even comes into contact with any underground bodies of water.

>>61434685
Why not recycle it via subduction?

>>61434666
Dumb phoneposter.

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>>61428248

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I don't understand how a single standalone VR Headset is sold, who is buying these?
The graphics and gameplay are garbage, are these just used for porn?

>>61431526
>less people around
>less pollution
>less power being used
it's fucking genius

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>>61431390
Here we at least put our solar panels on commieblocks. The streets are covered by snow/sand/mud/leaves 11 months per year.

>>61434065

selling drm'd packs of juices

they wanted to do what keurig does

>>61434772
Oculus owner here, while most games suck in gameplay and graphics, there are some really good ones (echo arena). You should try it sometime

>>61434772
yep, porn

>>61434772

They are goat for flight and racing sims

>>61434772
Sims, I want one for that. Cheaper than a triple monitor set up.

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>>61428141
why does this exist

>>61434899
.jpg

I'm glad this thread didn't dement into heckling about operating systems.

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https://teforia.com/
How do these things keep getting funded?

>>61428190
>RECHARGABLE TOUCHSCREEN PROPRIETARY IOT WINE BOTTLE

>>61428122
I honestly don't get why a fucking blender of all appliances need to be connected to WiFi. Oh, wait, for tracking.

>>61434899
To make people spend money on it. Obviously. Why does anything stupid exist?

>>61435100
yknow, like your TV, your fridge, and your fucking thermostat.

My parents got one earlier this year. Apparently all the ones that this company sells are touchscreen and wi-fi enabled so you can change the temperature from your phone.

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>>61432301
Why are you both assuming this is government funded? Those don't look like cops.

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:^)

>>61435125
You could call me "Old-fashioned", but I'd rather physically move to my thermostat and use *gasp* buttons to change my temperatures of my house.

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Are you in capable of pouring a beer into a glass? Then I have the solution for you!

>>61434151
heh

>>61435175
http://www.fizzics.com/

>>61434772
I would definitely use one in Elite Dangerous if I could afford it.

>>61434309
>dig a hole
>line with concrete
>store there

wooow so poison much waste

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>>61428190
>users need to buy special wine cartridges to stick in the bottom when they want a drink.

>>61434772
Besides it's use for porn, It's basically the Virtual Boy 2.0.

>>61435079
I wish I was an engineer that was given 50 millions to make tea brewers.

>>61428122
>please connect your toilet to wifi so the lid can unlock

This is the future you choose.

>>61435159
When the woman from the HVAC company was over to sell them that air conditioner she spouted some drivel about how "Oh, it's the same stuff that protects your online banking", presumably meaning something in it uses TLS. So I barraged her with autistic questions about the device firmware, what security features it had, and whether it'd be updated for the life of the system (the old air conditioner was 30 years old) and if so how, whether it was automatic or had to be updated manually, and what would be done if the company who made the thermostat stopped selling it or supporting it or went broke, and about what kind of privacy policy came attached to it and what kind of data it might collect and who it might be shared with.

She didn't have any answers. It was satisfying in an incredibly autistic way to see a confident bubbly saleswoman stutter her way through trying to wave off technical concerns that she couldn't begin to understand and that most people probably never raised.

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>>61435175

lots of people are anon

>>61428141
Is this for fucking real?

>>61435252
She really did deserve to lose.

>>61435252
you said people, you posted a hyena

>>61431433
>buy cheap crap manufactured in China with massive pollution
>whine about muh magical gas trapping sunlight in Earth
>wonder why they cant find a job after they graduate college

Could it be worth it to buy a Juicero and sell the parts? They clearly cost more than $300.

>>61428141
jesus christ

this iot is out of control

>>61434373
For pedophiles.

>>61435388
This is only the beginning. I'm telling you you're going to be weird if you don't connect your toilet to the internet.

>>61435464
There is even tech inside that automatically sends 3ds scans of your impressively large dumps to your loved ones.

>>61435527
I would actually enjoy that

>>61435527
Just wait until google scans the contents of your biowaste and sells the data to 3rd party advertising companies.

But don't worry, they respect your privacy and wont attach your name to the data, just your tracking ID number.

>>61435400
Explain yourself

>>61435527
>get RSS feeds of your favourite e-celebs' latest turds

>>61434772
keep throwing shit at a wall until it sticks.

If it fails now, it will just come back a decade or two later, a bit better overall. Same thing happens in theaters with their 3D horseshit that makes movies blurry and gives people headaches.

>>61435603
The characters are clearly designed for such. Japs and gooks, pedophile crooks.

>>61435079
if you're a billionaire and there's a 1% chance you'll get another few dozen million for a million dollar investment, you don't give a shit, just throw money at it.

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>>61435626
>Japs and gooks, pedophile crooks.
Are you from cUcKistani by any chance?

>>61428141
bot le net

>>61435159

Me too anon

>lets take this thing that has been refined over decades and works pretty reliably and cheap and throw it out the window
>lets replace it with some new shit that is way more complicated and has a million more failure modes but hey it let you change your temp from your phone!

KISS for life

>>61435786
The band or the philosophy?

>>61435873

Why not both?

Simmons is a top jew

>>61434297
You really need someone to explain it to you how fucking retarded you look playing nintendo consoles anywhere in public? At least shit like clash Royale or whatever is socially acceptable. You playing some pedo game on a switch isn't, you dumb incel

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>>61428227
>Keep wine fresh for weeks after opening.
You will never believe this crazy thing the Australians invented

>>61433189
Oh God. I had to replace the HDD on a 14" iBook a couple days ago and it was an absolute nightmare. There are like fifty fucking screws to remove. And I'm going to have to do it again when the SSD I ordered arrives. Just kill me senpai.

>>61435952
Don't let the Americans know about our secret technology.

>>61435175
That sounds like the perfect thing if you want to share a beer with your friends.
Like, one bottle split between 3 or 4 people.

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>>61434899
>2014, week 21, we know the gender!
>2017, about being a single mom
I love polish memes [cool]

>>61434772
funded by literal autists, just like bitcoins

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>>61436050
>vichan
kogo ty próbujesz w chuja zrobić vikopku.

>>61435952
sssshhh cunt dont tell them

>>61436061
>vikopku
coo.avi
twój karaczan wiesz gdzie

>>61435983
Just relax, put on some music, have some coffee/tea and enjoy the process.

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>>61428227
>proprietary
This is unacceptable.

>>61432149
Lmao how ? They only paved the way for other phones to look good

>>61436117
>enjoy the process of having to remove fifty different size screws and putting them back on in the correct holes
There's no way to do that. I imagine hell being a place where you have to replace iBook hard drives for the rest of eternity.

On a side note, it was worth it. Posting from the thing right now.

>>61432149
>>61436164
smartphones in general ruined technology

>>61433189
>>61435983
>>61436117
>>61436185
>look at this
>look at muh thinkpad
>thinking face picture

>>61436214
Enjoy your x86 botnet

>>61436050
coal burners lol

>>61428141
I got it, I'll take some everyday mundane thing and stick wifi on it. I'll be rich!

>>61436196
smartphones are literally 60% of the whole technology

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>>61432898
That's because the general public's idea of nuclear energy is the kind of shit that went down in Chernobyl. They don't know any better because that's all they've ever read or seen about nuclear power. The general public needs to be more educated about these things.

>>61436239
if by "technology" you mean "things neo/g/ discusses" then im liable to agree

>>61428248
holy shit that thing is overdesigned

Like using a combine harvester to mow your lawn

>>61436050
burn the coal
pay the toll

>>61435241
I'll just shit out the window

>>61436291
that violates the terms of service anon

>>61436253
'g' stands for 'gadget' so if you're into ancient egyptian windmill 'technology' then you're in the wrong place.

>>61436328
g stands for guro, newfag

>>61428305
someone thats done being a fag?

>>61436164
Headphone jack.

>>61436418
how does that hurt the entire industry ?

>>61428248

Best vid I've watched on Jewtube in years

>>61436442
Many OEMs blindly copied Apple and removed it as well.

>>61436245
>Chernobyl
Try Fukushima. Maybe it's possible to make nuclear power safe, but that would cost money, so it's never gonna happen.

>>61436328
Um no, it's technoloGEE whiz!

>>61436469
>OEMs
stop using that term
it doesnt mean what you think it means

>>61430303
It also helped to bring out the idea of the PDA
I remember when everyone had a PDA
Even my mum who didn't work used a PDA for years because for her it was easier to send one email a week from that than a desktop

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>>61434175

>>61434170
You expect an iToddler to be careful with their toys?

>>61435100

>>61435241
just learn how to configure vlans you fucking retards

>>61436511
Oh, premier member of the intelligentsia, would you kindly tell us what you think it means?

>>61430796
>>61430852
Salad's fucking gross

>>61436554
original equipment manufacturer
only relevant when you're buying rebranded goods, since 99% of non-apple smartphone shits are manufactured by the company on the box
even if they did, OEMs generally do not design products (that is ODM, newish trend)

>>61435952
>>61436006
>>61436085
A YO WHAT DIS BE

>>61434309
Yeah nah just shoot that shit into space.

>>61428305

how could you not buy those?

>>61435952
We've got goon in the states. I think boxed wine is universal at this point.

>>61432090
To be fair the age of the reactors doesn't really matter since they are typically upgraded when refueling.

>>61435952
Only savages like the Australians could come up with a game like goon swing.

>>61435129
that's not even a macbook pro, although judging from the baitiness of your post you probably already knew that

>>61436534
>Here's a bunch of .jpgs I use whenever anyone brings up Apple at all.
Read the post again.

>>61432675
Because you're not an autist.

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>>61436738
>Australians

>>61436738
It's called goon of fortune you cunt.

>>61436817
this is totally inaccurate. The spiders should be much larger.

>>61433470
Go to hell

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>>61431433
>They chimp out at the slightest mention of Nuclear Energy even though it is way better for the environment and way cheaper
Nuclear is on par with coal more or less as far as costs per MWh, but they are carbon neutral if you ignore the cost to mine uranium and the cost to storage uranium waste. Currently Nuclear is hurting the US from supper cheap natural gas electricity, thanks to the fracking.

>>61434267
>Being this edgy
God, you're pathetic.

>>61436842
*is hurting in the US from*

>>61432206
iTunes hasn't been required for like four fucking years.

>>61434771
My fucking sides dude!

>>61428248
His tear-down of the Juicero was the first video of his that I saw. Been hooked ever since.
Thank you, /g/.

>>61434870
>Cheaper than a triple monitor set up.
Not at all, Mr. Poor.

>>61431526
What happened to make all those pros mess up at once?

>>61436833
Who knows? I've never been there.

>>61432226
Why not just bolt them to your roof?

>>61434309
You reprocess the waste, making it into new fuel. Repeat until all you have are leftovers (a minuscule fraction of the source). Then you bury it. Check out WIPP. The salt can contain nuclear waste for millions of years.

>>61434632
There are plenty of reactor types, including molten salt, that are viable but purely economic reasons have prevented their construction.

>>61436956
Or you cast the depleted uranium into bullets and shoot that shit at people.

>>61436891
Must be oil leak from the first few postition bikes. You wouldn't believe how little oil can fuck up traction be it bike or car. Also where i'm from you have fuckers from tow truck company pouring oil at corners so they can pick you up when you crash.

>>61430725
If nintendo made alu internal structural frame over plastic i'd take one. But i do not have any insight of how the internal looks like and i assume it's nothing else but plastics.

>>61431203
>When Google or Microsoft make something, it's something only to impress us.
isn't it backwards

>>61435786
They don't make sense when literally everybody can have a cheap programmable thermostat. You only need to configure it once and never think about it again. Why would somebody need to constantly dick around with it?

>>61436985
That makes sense about the oil. On a side note it seems pretty fun to sled down a road without getting road rash

>>61436483
Nuclear power is safe. It has the fewest deaths attributed to it over every single energy source including muh solar and muh windmills.

>>61437178
It's like saying that space shuttle is the safest transport per km travelled.

>>61437233
Yeah, so?

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>>61434772
>how a single standalone VR Headset is sold
Advertising, lots and lots of advertising. Really makes a difference compared to things that don't get any advertisment. No matter how bad the product is, if you advertise it enough it'll most likely sell.

>>61437233
what's wrong with that?

>>61437428
>>61437295
Cause you can pretty just coast forever in space or until you run out of food, at how ever many kpm.

>>61437521
Then say it's like regular commercial air travel

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>>61437178
Economically nuclear projects are too big to fail and the companies know it however no politician wants to be held responsible for a Hinkley Point tier money pit.

>>61437596
That's actually not bad. If countries would relax safety standards based on obsolete data you could save a lot of money. There is a lot of data missing from that graph though.

>>61437791
I realize now that I misread the graph. Thats fucking terrible, what are britbongs doing to make nukes so expensive?

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>it literally takes a picture of the screen

who thought this was a good idea at all?

>>61437963
Western companies have transformed ripping off the taxpayer into an art form

>>61438002
>ripping off the taxpayer
Hasnt been the case here. Nukes are funded by electricity rates that are strictly regulated. We haven't had a new permit issued since the end of the '70s though.

>>61437385
i want one blue if they werent such shit

>>61437992
i think portable printer are cool but that's retardation

>>61436050
hey he was a father for almost 2 years it's record !

>>61438135
this
the bitch was probably insane so he jumped ship

>>61436044
Are you incapable of pouring?

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>>61435241
>and not a single google developer will be effected by this

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>Pour over brewer connected to your phone
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>61436975
>BBBBRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT

>>61436975
>Murica has an excuse for their millennial problem
Dr. Kang found that male Gulf War veterans reported having infants with likely birth defects at twice the rate of non-veterans. Furthermore, female Gulf War veterans were almost three times more likely to report children with birth defects than their non-Gulf counterparts. The numbers changed somewhat with medical records verification. However, Dr. Kang and his colleagues concluded that the risk of birth defects in children of deployed male veterans still was about 2.2 times that of non-deployed veterans.

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>>61428102
Probably this tops them all.

>>61438951
That's actually not such a bad idea.

Phone will have brew recipe and tell you to pour slower/faster.
Will improve consistency.

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>>61428102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AloQRY1ZOc0

>>61439547
>one of only two green energy sources that's economically viable without government subsidies.
>ridiculous

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>>61428234
glass never died and is only growing in sales
https://www.theverge.com/2017/7/18/15988258/google-glass-2-enterprise-edition-factories

AR is the future

>>61439543
>Gulf War veterans were almost three times more likely to report children with birth defects than their non-Gulf counterparts
How does that stack up nowadays considering that we probably use DU rounds even more than in the Gulf War.

>>61439680
It's only viable because it's a massive hype, with companies being able to turn a profit in building them because there are a lot of investments being made in wind energy, by other companies and by governments. Wasted money, because wind energy isn't effective at all. Wind parks are being built while being advertised as producing more power than they will in reality. Offshore wind parks are built in massive numbers with people simply disregarding the massive energy losses that occur when you have to transport it dozens of kilometers back to shore. And we still have no reliable way of saving up the energy they produce when there is not a lot of energy usage, and we need to rely on traditional power plants when the wind doesn't blow during peak usage hours.

>>61439680
>ugly
>inconsistent power source
>dangerous
>kills migratory birds
>noisy

Shit tier power source
Nukes all the way

>>61431203

you're a fucked up idiot if you really believe that

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>>61439797
Better use/storage (it's mostly the "dust" when shot that gets to people).
>Also the MIC has not agreed on it toxicity
The actual level of acute and chronic toxicity of DU is also controversial. Several studies using cultured cells and laboratory rodents suggest the possibility of leukemogenic, genetic, reproductive, and neurological effects from chronic exposure. A 2005 epidemiology review concluded: "In aggregate the human epidemiological evidence is consistent with increased risk of birth defects in offspring of persons exposed to DU.

Cheap bullets, cheap burgers and free enemies:
How can you not like the margin of that?

>>61436551
Okay.
First: I know how to setup vlans
Second: WiFi on a blender is the most pointless and tacked on feature in existance.

>>61435919

why care what complete strangers think of you?

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>>61439680
>economically viable without government subsidies

>>61439943
He knows mobile-games by name and calls them socially acceptable... so one would conclude very little.

>>61434771
Topus Kekus

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This kind of shit

>>61439993
Why not just use a USB Keyboard?

>>61428102
>tfw you thought OP said post-ridiculous techonology, and thought we were out of the woods
>tfw you're still living in the ridiculous technology timeline

>>61440005
bro. typewriters give me upvotes

>>61431144
Private company rents these robots for $7/hour starting.
http://www.knightscope.com/

>>61435079
>Delivered every 1 Month

Subscription model greed..
Just look at Dollar Shave Club, they mostly just repack and resell Dorco razors , yet DSC was bought for 1 billion dollars !

>>61428141
The review video when the dude gets quite drunk is fun though.

>>61439993
That's more of a fun gimmick, and I hope it's not too expensive.
And Apple better not ever change the layout of the default keyboard.

>>61434267
this pretty much.
then again if he even consider doing that, he is not someone who people would interact with anyway.

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>>61428141
>Kuvée

Select your plan.

>>61433392
>They 'could' be used to power the street lights
Those already exists anon. There's a lot of renewable energy nowadays.

>Solar water heater
>Sets of panels and batteries to go off the grid
>Personal wind turbines

I have a solar water heater and it saves about 60% of gas a year.

>>61432289
mate these latitude laptops are hot garbage. They literally can't play HL1 deathmatch. Neither of these laptops are worth what they're asking you to fork over

>>61430354
whats going on here

>>61434175
>I have never opened iTunes, not even once.
Good for you but I needed full control over my iPhone and airdrop file transfers are limited and dogshit slow.

>Pixel.
>Galaxy S8.
>etc
Stop acting like the oneplus 5 doesn't exist.

>Also, specs aren't everything. Software optimization is the shit.
Not on iOS apparently, I got laggy performance after updating to iOS 10.3.
Also
>what is the aberration of nature known as iTunes

>This is why the 12" MacBook can edit export 4K video rather easily and quickly, despite its shitty numbers on paper. It's not always about pure specs.
Do you know what hardware encoding is and why it's fucking garbage?

>But still, it's nice to not have to wait for the OEM to fuck up the experience with bloatware and have to wait even longer for the carrier to approve it. One thing I hated about Android was that you would have to wait seemingly forever just to get a minor OS update; that's bullshit. And all the bloatware isn't helpful, either.
That's why oneplus exists.

Also the most frustrating feature of the iPhone will always be the thermal throttling and refusing to charge when it gets hot.

>>61435175
>Are you in capable of pouring a beer into a glass?
Supposedly makes bottled beer tastes like from the brewer's tap. 6/10 would try

>>61440511
>They literally can't play HL1 deathmatch
Such hardware doesn't exist. Even phones can do that.

>>61440389
>Price includes dispenser
Still a better offer than Juicero.

>>61439680
not energetically viable fuckhead

>>61428234
>Anyone old enough to remember this gem?
>old enough
>2013

Fuck off.

>>61434170
Not touch disease, all 6 and 6 plus models are getting it. Are you saying all iPhone users bash their iPhones on the concrete for fun? lmao

>>61436862
Not if you want full control of your iPhone and transfer files faster than 3MB/s. Also isn't airdrop limited to videos and images :^)

>>61436572
I was never big on salads, but caesar is fucking great. You should try it if you haven't.

>>61440907
>gotta send it back when you cancel
>oops it's too dirty here's your cleaning fee :^)

>>61431390
>let me just squat on my toes with awful balance among these sharp jagged spikes

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disgusting

>>61437992
This is really close to 90% of what lomography has been doing. Basically trying to create ways for people to burn film and spend a lot of money doing it.

>>61441322
What the hell is that? Looks like Ubuntu trying to rip off the worst part of OSX.

>>61434267
>He's too insecure to play games in public.
SAD!

>>61441409
I take it you're more of a KDE guy yourself?