Describe your sex life using a design pattern title. I'll

Dependency Injection

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Observer pattern

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Singleton

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null object

grady booch

Broadcast

View-Model-Controller

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Object oriented

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Abstract factory

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null

Recursion

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Command

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Adapter

>>61420264
Cuckold is not a thinking man's fetish. There is no thinking man's fetish as a smart person has no time for sex. Now go watch your wife get fucked, cuck.

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Gang of Four

t. Jamal

DRY

Lazy initialization

> Tactic of delaying the creation of an object, the calculation of a value, or some other expensive process until the first time it is needed.

Also good thread.

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Memento.
There is a memory of having sex once I remember once in a while.

Extension object with a Decorator

haha

> Negative Unit Testing
)-;

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Null object.

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Mediator
t. pimp

Visitor

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Naked objects.

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null pointer

CRUD

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Kek

>>61422795
what a meme. Truly smart people think about most topics that concern a human being.

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test driven development

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This.

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Command

>>61423756
so much this

Tight coupling

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Chain of Responsibility
t.American husband

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JizzFactory

>>61427258
I came to post this.
t. Norwegian husband