O, denizens of /g/! We call upon you to take control of your

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O, denizens of /g/! We call upon you to take control of your digital lives, to reject proprietary ideologies and hidden agendas! For many of you, it may already be too late. Your pineal glands calcified and brainwaves permanently altered to serve the forces of maleficence. Take heed, lest you fall into the traps set by the Evil Ones! These beasts will stop at nothing to have total reign over your "private" and "public" lives. Hearken unto the call of the Ancient Being, spreading the wisdom of the True Path! Only through uprising against the totalitarian regime by the use of Free Software and Hardware, will they cease to control us! One simple change would be to obfuscate your Internet traffic through trusted VPNs that use architectures that are known to be safe, such as pre-Oracle SPARC or MIPS. Naysayers jabber about, saying they have nothing to hide, but in truth, everyone has something to hide, no matter how small it may be. Thus, we must again return to the GNUtanari and see that it rise above the forces of oppression! This is the only way that we, as a species, will ever be truly Free.