/csg/ Chink Shit General

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New keycaps.

Yellow double shot.

Not full set, just alphabet keys and arrows.

U JELLY, comfy?

Are there any stores in UK that sell chink shit irl?

I wanna buy some chinese stuff but can't be fucked with waiting 1-2 months delivery and the import tax bullshit

>>61368796
Link pls

Also, I got my mic arm thingy. It's shit. I don't understand why it's not possible to get a cheap thing with knobs to tighten shit at the joints instead of this springy bullshit.

Chinkd hard on this one.

>>61368804
Pretty much every store you can find. Really though, probably not.

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>>61368867
Forgot my pic.

Today's deals coming up in a sec.

>>61368819
It's these.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cherry-MX-Keycap-Backlight-PBT-37-keys-Plus-ESC-Double-shot-Translucidus-Backlit-Keycaps-for-Mechanical/32701356170.html

They are supposedly PBT but I have no idea if they really are or if they are just double-shot ABS. I'm not a keycap plastic scientist.

DHL says if I don't pay custom it will return the item to the sender. Chinks claim that DHL will destroy it.
Does it mean that if I don't pay custom DHL will send the item back to Chinks but Chinks will lie that it got destroyed and will not give me any money back?

>>61368880
That's the exact one I have and mine works perfectly. Maybe you're just spastic.

>>61368943
Maybe you have really low standards and are mentally deficient. The quality is absolute shit, especially the table clamp.

>>61368943
>>61368953
>expecting two of the same chink product to actually be similar

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Today's deals
https://pastebin.com/RDHqRM9X

I update this throughout the day so check back often for new things. I'll put them near the top so it's easier to spot.

And yeah, you know what to do if you want to support the podcast etc

Feel free to post the noteworthy ones to the thread so others can get in on the fun!

>>61368935
If you move your fingers over it and it feels a little bumpy it means they're PBT, ABS feels smooth even when brand new

Are there any recommended Game controllers?

It will be used with a Windows PC, and possibly a Android TV box if it is compatible, but this is a very distant requirement.

Not fussed if it wired or wireless.

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Got my 10 cent chink spinner. The outer bearings are rusted on mine too (someone else had the same problem).

On the plus side, it has allowed me to confirm that I am indeed autistic.

>>61368804
The wait is the cutting out of the middle man. You either pay middle man prices or you fucking wait.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/jul/13/kfc-new-smartphone-china-huawei-snapdragon-processor-fingerprint-scanner

>>61352669
>16 bucks for a tiny fan
I can buy a proper stand fan for that much, why do people shill it so much?

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Shitty pic of some pens I bought from aliexpress. My brief thoughts on my collection so far:

Baoer 388
- Feels very middle of the road. Smooth, but still you can still feel the
feedback as the nib rubs against the paper.

Baoer 801
- Extremely nice looking pattern. Slim body. The clip seems to be tapered
with rubber or something, clicks in a very satisfying way. Writes
smoothly. Feels like it should be much more expensive than the others,
yet is cheap.

Jinhao X750
- Very wet, bold. Smooth.

Hero 033
- Slim body. Not my favourite, but not sure why.

Jinhao 599 (Plastic)
- Cheap, but actually very smooth. Possibly my favourite nib.

Jinhao 599 (Meta)
- Different nib to the plastic, oddly. I prefer the plastic's nib. Still
feels cheap.

Notes:
Jinhao x450 is the same as the x750 except in body.
Jinhao 159 has a screw cap.
Hero 616 is a Parker 51 clone, doesn't accept cartridges.


Definitely recommend the Baoers. I think the 801 is only $2. Also Jinhao ink cartridges.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BAOER-801/32500405814.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/BAOER-388/32502144466.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/25pcs-Jinhao-Ink-Cartridge-BLUE/2040236875.html

>>61369115
Your proper stand fan won't blow as much.

>>61369119
>Baoer 801
The one that's plain black should be the same, aside from the exterior, right?

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>>61369053
Checked the mail and mine was in there too. Same thing with the rust, must be why they were dumping them.

Chink camera anon here.
Day 2 of requested refund.
They keep asking me to shoot more and more videos on it as they claim that it's not focusing or it's too shaky(it was on a tripod).

Then I have to email all the videos too them. Unfortunately compressing them only reduces them by about 1mb(email won't let me upload more than 25mb files).

Ideas?

>>61369225
Upload them to a youtube account as private videos, send them to chinks. If they're not allowed to use youtube by the party, upload them to a chink alternative of their choice.

>>61369225
Upload to youtube or baidu. Did you open a dispute?

>>61369053
>>61369209
Those are some impressively poor quality bearings. Ball bearings generally don't just rust..
>>61369225
Did you open a dispute or are you just chatting with the chinks? You can upload photos/videos in the dispute thing, but I don't know what the file size limit is.

>>61368742
Link? Also is that mousemat good? I'm considering large one with the edges.

>>61369255
>>61369253
Dispute is open, they don't have access to YouTube and they refuse to look at baidu.

>>61369284
Is aliexpress involved yet?

>>61369316
Not yet, 2/3 days and they will be though

>>61369164
I would assume so, but look at the pictures to be sure. In the case of the Jinhao 599, the nibs look totally different.

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>>61369284
Sounds like they're trying to chink you. If it's AliExpress then you should file a claim.

>>61369330
Will do thanks anon

Not bad for a $130 phone.

>>61369406
What is the meaning of this shitpost? I keep seeing it in these threads

>>61369471
to get (You)s.

My mini crossbow from ebay arrived from the Philippines arrived today, after almost a month.

I bought the 'most powerful' version, if I fire a toothpick from about 8 inches away, it will penetrate a few millimeters into cardboard.

Oh well.

>>61369536
You've gotta consider momentum,dude. Get a hacksaw and some nails and make some heavier sharper projectiles, and you could have some fun.

>>61369536
Would you consider shooting yourself in the foot with it, and uploading a webm of it?

>>61369553
I tried further away at first, the above scenario is the only one that made an impression on a single cardboard sheet. You can but steel toothpicks but the tension on the bow wire doesn't seem like it would improve things even in that case desu.

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Any of you guys have this?

This better be good.

>>61369575
If you'd asked me two weeks ago I'd have said yes even while sober. Unfortunately for you I just started a new job, and even while drunk I can't agree. I'll go shoot an apple and maybe make a video, brb.

>>61369582

That's so cool, so dodo cool.

>>61368804
Poundland etc
https://youtu.be/VeuiA92fxZI

>>61369471
That's to remind everyone that buying a phone with an underpowered SD625 is a waste of money and the best under $200 is the Zuk Z2 with it's impressive SD820 that can play all the most demanding games and has one of the best value for money.

>>61369329
They look the same, I'll risk it for $2.

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GB cheap wireless mouse arrived and a custom phonecase, mouse is okay case is fucking A+

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couldn't find any supplier of chink weed growing tents / ufo lights.
Any tips where to look?

>>61363469
Sound quality is fine, I use different IEMs with them occasionally which are more V shaped than anything else so I can't say for anyone that likes neutral responses. The overall clarity is not like a cable, it's a slight tad warmer but the overall detail remains. But it's not going make something that's not tuned for bass into fart cannons. No hissing or distortion, I would use this any day of the week over regular Bluetooth IEMs.

>Transit Center,left hand navigation--09-Jul-2017 12:29 PM
what the fug does this even mean?

>>61369629
Except the ZUK is discontinued and isn't available for under $200 anymore

>>61369626
>ashens is doing tech videos
>big clive is doing expired food videos
Wtf?

>>61369629
>Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S8

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>>61369575
>>61369553
Shitty video(s) incoming.
Apple ATTACK from ~3 inches.
Chicken breast BEATDOWN from ~6 inches.

STAY TUNED FOR THE SHOCKING RESULTS.

>>61369963
>not tendies
Dropped.

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>>61359772
> Anon's Mi5 got through customs without any troubles
>Miui is taking a bit of getting used to
Enjoy your new malfunctioning POS phone.

>>61369690
e-buy, if want cheep kind of crap stuff, alibaba if you want the good cob led stuff.

>>61369998
ignores the first comment that says just put LOS on it, it fixes all the problems.

>>61369998
>still using MIUI instead of custom rom

>>61369119
>Ordered 6 ink cartridges from china for 0,81€ incl. shipping
Hahahaha, take that green party.

>>61370064
Some germans just want to watch the world burn

>>61369998
Those are issues people were having with Mi5 phones on a Chinky vendor rom and not official MIUI

>>61370039
>>61370044
>Problems: you tell me :^)
Xiaomi was a mistake.

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>>61369983
I didn't have enough goodboy points :(

>>61370161
>that marker action
I see you're experienced in the business of testing """toy""" crossbows.

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>>61370214
I can be the nicest guy you ever met, or your worst nightmare.

Not only did I get my crossbow covered in raw chicken juice but also some splashed on my cheek. My dedication to this thread is off the charts.

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>>61370277
A-are you gonna eat that?

>>61370277
now put one in your thigh
not saying this as a "kys" comment, I'm genuinely curious how it will do

>>61369690
Aliexpress, search "Full spectrum"
Get 100W LED's and your own drivers

>>61370337
Naw dude, I just started a new job in a new country. I can't afford to go off sick/dead.

>>61370330
Fuck yes I am. I might even post a picture.

>>61370347
all right, my dude
I'll do it when mine arrives

>>61369000
the 10¢ cable was fixed. Now it's 10¢ *off* with the code

>>61369000
How are the ZS3?

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Got some uninteresting shit today.
A 4 pole 2.5mm jack and two omron switches.
Left click on my mouse started being unreliable.

>>61370277
>pushing it in pressing your finger on the tip

>>61370277
>loading that thing with your finger on its tip

>>61370548
>>61370590
There's no real power behind the draw string. I could draw it back with one finger pretty easily.

I wouldn't point it at my face but even my dainty fingers are up to the job.

>>61370590
Thanks, that's a lot better way to word it.

>>61370161
Not too bad, really.
Still waiting for mine.
You can stack multiple limbs for more power apparently.

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What foam tips do I get? Comply rip offs, KZ ones, QKZ ones, something else? They all seem retardedly expensive for what they are, but some more than others.

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>>61370912
I bought the 4x "limb" version, because it was more expensive and the chinglish said it was the most powerful. The image was confusing so I didn't know what to expect. The piece of metal which takes the strain of the wire is actually 4x layers of very thin metal

>>61370973
Man, it is thin. I wonder how thin mine will be, it's only one.

>>61370997
I'm sure there are a few places making them.
I went for the cheapest one I could find on ebay, it was NZ$9 delivered.

>>61371015
I just know they're going to ban them here, they never let you have anything fun in Australia.
I have a piece of spring steel that would be perfect, might make my own limbs if it's too weak.

Thinking of getting a new computer and wanted to save some money. Is there any good chinksite for computer components that have a fairly high chance of you getting them delivered home in one piece?

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>500x500mm custom printed, rubber backed and edge-sewn mouse pads for $10

>>61371117
I wouldn't buy computer components from chinks as I don't have home insurance from house fires.

>>61371351
But I'm only going to buy trusted brands... they're made in China so why not cut out the middleman and save myself a few hundred dollars?

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>>61371347
>square mouse pad
how utterly repulsive

>>61371379
You aren't buying from the producer.
It's just replacing a western middleman with a chink middleman.

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>>61370504
I bet you've never seen a better solder job.

>>61371445
Forgot the heat shrink, m8.

>>61371445
Oh God, anon. What the hell are you doing. Step away from the cable and read this >>61371462

>>61371381
Heh actually you're right, I checked the order and it's 500x400.

>>61371117
> new computer

Just the actual weight and size of a package with a GPU or even a graphics card with a decent cooler is bound to draw attention from the customs. In this likely scenario you'll be paying a lot more than you think and you will also be waiting a lot longer than you expect.

If you want to actually save some money on computer parts then you're better off buying some older high-end parts locally. A LGA2011 CPU like the Xeon E5-2690 and a motherboard is pretty easy to get for a good price in the US.

Where can I find a full list of non tech merchandise from xiaomi? There official site doesn't show a lot
I know you could get em from Ali stores but I want a complete full list so I know which good shit I could buy from them

Couldn't believe they sell different kinds of stuff apart from technology, fuck me.
Let me embrace the botnet REEEEEEEE

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>>61371689

Xiaomi Mi Band 2 for £14.19
http://www.gearbest.com/smart-watches/pp_362705.html

Use coupon code MBANDUK

£14.84 at Banggood
https://www.banggood.com/Original-Xiaomi-Miband-2-Heart-Rate-Monitor-Bluetooth-Smart-Bracelet-p-1057324.html

use coupon code 20mibd2

>>61371718
Im aware about the smart shoes but I prefer the grey model

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What did they mean by this?

>>61371857
What'd you buy?

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>looking at bookmarks
>all those neat and useful things
>I could have had them by now if I had just ordered them instead of bookmarking
Never bookmark things, guys. It's the root of all evil.

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>>61371857

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>>61371874
Spinmeme

>>61371942
Does it help with your autism?

>>61371964
Yes, now I can keep my autism attacks to one digit number per day.

>>61371874
Mail-order bride.

>>61371857
> In case a package travels through the EU but has goods in it originating not within the EU, it has to have this sticker.

Apparently, it's just an EU thing.

>>61369000
Great deal here, the coupon works
>KZ ZS3 Detachable Earphones
>$5.99 with coupon FTKZS

http://www.gearbest.com/on-ear-over-ear-headphones/pp_436717.html

>>61372088
Pls, what tips do I get to go along with them? >>61370938

>>61371964
No, in fact I think it made it worse.

>>61368939
Private couriers are held liable for customs duty and taxes on freight they broker. In some countries they can even be fined if they don't collect. DHL will return it. They won't destroy shit if they're on the hook for customs.

>>61372109
Fake complys, theyre like ~$0,80 a pair, get a few spares. Someone correct me if I'm wrong but I think all KZ's take T200 size.

>>61372156
Actually T400 might have been the correct size

>>61372148
Will the money they paid for customs be returned to DHL or not? Will they try to jew the poor Chinaman? Like they only return the item if chinaman pays the money they lost on custom back?

Also, I just asked Chinks what price exactly they declared and the wait is killing me. I want my new toy now!

>>61372232
You pay customs on shit you import. If you don't import that stuff, customs shouldn't be able to keep the money. Although that might change depending on your country.

>>61372232
>I want my new toy now!
Then pay up, nigga. You did this to yourself.

>>61372254
Makes sense. Anyway I'm just asking out of curiosity, I'm gonna pay the customs and accept the item anyway.
Just the things the Chinks wrote (after I was away for one week and couldn't emeil DHl because of that) got me wondering.

>>61372232
>I just asked Chinks what price exactly they declared
Was it:
toy $ 0.01
GIFT

>>61372289
>You did this to yourself.
Yeah now I know not to trust DHL and use chink shipping (or use ibuygou and their customs protection and two-year Europe warranty for peanuts)

>>61372319
chinaman claimed DHL doesn't allow them to mark it as gift

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>>61372109
I just use fake Complys like
>>61372156
Says. Mine use T400.

I was wondering, why are there such good mobile deals on AliExpress? Like 40% off and shit

>>61372392
Why not?

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Got the AWEI A920BL bluetooth IEMs.
So far so good, ok sound and great volume considering they're $10.
The remote control looks cheap but buttons have a solid feel.
Cable looks ok, it's flat, not stiff at all.
The earphones actually look pretty solid, they're metallic and have magnets on the ends, the "transition" to the cable looks cheap though, it's made of plastic and seems loosely soldered to the earphone.
The battery isn't great but it's as stated on the seller's description, it lasts about 4 hours playing at near max volume and takes ~30min to charge.
Finally it came with 2 different size silicon tips, a "gel hook" that I have no fucking idea how to use, a solid plastic thing.

No rate because it's not a review.

PS: how the fuck do I use the gel thingies?

>>61372419
But they are loosing money when I buy shit!

I'm starting to feel sorry for the chinks.

>>61372438
they make it up by stealing your information through the app. That's why they encourage you to use it in the first place.

>Have a MT6752 phone with 40K antutu
>Look at phones to replace it
>Redmi being shilled has Sd625
>Sd625 only has 60k antutu

Holy shit that's pretty underpowered. There's no point in updating if that's what you'll only get.

>>61372438
They're really not. all those 30% off "deals" are after they jacked up the price anyway.
Chinks are only looking to chink you out.

>>61372449
Can they steal if you block shit like GPS and contacts?

>>61372462
I know, but a PIMAX 4K costs 3500 SEK on PC and 2500 (says 4000 with 40% off, though) SEK in the app.

>>61372453
Underpowered for what? People keep saying that but no-one can explain what they think it's underpowered for.

>>61372421
>gel thingies
If you mean those rubber ring thingies kinda in the shape of a "8".

You put the round hole onto the earpiece bit and the other bit that sticks out goes into one of the little folds in your ear.

That's supposed to kinda keep it from falling out your ear during physical activity.

>>61372370
Do I just go for medium? I assume it matters less with these compared to normal tips and that's what I usually use with those.

>>61372453
>Muh ebin phone gaymes
What are you even doing on 4chan?

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>>61372517

yeah I mean these.

I tried but doesn't seem to really do anything, I'd get it if it was a solid hook. They don't fall out though so I guess it's all good.

>>61372513
underpowered for displaying higher numbers in a worthless benchmark :^)
I kind of regret getting a mi5 instead of rn4. Would've missed NFC, but I could live without it.

>>61372071
Huh, strange, I've never seen one of those stickers on any other package. Guess most chinks don't really care, since it seems like packages arrive fine without it.

>>61372041
Kek
Chink, russkie or sheboon? Which one is it?

>>61372370
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/KZ-Noise-Isolating-Memory-Foam/32419364287.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Comply-knockoffs-4-9mm-memory-foam-eartips-for-ear/32749249112.html
>dat price difference
>looks exactly the same
>same color selection and all
Really makes you think.

>>61372532
Yeah, if you use medium with regular tips then medium is probably the best size. Alternatively just take different sizes to test which one is the best, they're less than $1 a pair so not a huge investment.

>>61372571
Ear hooks is what they're called

>>61372618
4 pairs vs 20 pairs

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>>61372571
Refer to pic related

>>61372656
3/4=$0,75 /pair
8,79/20=$0,44 /pair

>>61372684
>goods are cheaper when bought in bulk
Really makes you think.

>>61372695
Yeah, you're just retarded. Look at what 20 pairs cost at the other stores.

>>61372662
that looks painful

>>61372720
4U

>>61372571
I'm another anon:
It may work well for some ears but not for others, much like your case
But it shouldn't be a problem for the most part since it has the magnetic things to them

How's the awei brand in general btw? I got one from ipudis and they're really great, if anyone wondering for a link:
http://s.aliexpress.com/MZz2AjiE
Pretty good imo, waterproof, a little soft on volume but I don't mind it, so turn the volume up

>>61372716
Not gonna bother doing any research why you find it strange but with all the info you provided so far everything seems perfectly normal.

>>61372449
>>61372464
Put all permissions off for the app for mine, whenever you press 'my orders', that's when it bugs you to enable all your the permissions settings
Still works even when disabling them

>>61372761
It's strange since literally every other store sells them for twice as much. And you must be sheltered as fuck if you think that buying more always nets you a sizeable discount. Retail stores often don't give a flying fuck how much you order unless they have a standard discount.

>>61372828
>And you must be sheltered as fuck if you think that buying more always nets you a sizeable discount.
Only thing my post implied was that getting a discount for buying in bulk is hardly anything uncommon.

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Ended buying connector set for my diy project and spares
This thing are overpriced at place where I live

>>61372546
Shitposting

Got my first pair of kz earphones, the ate memes, I'm pleasantly surprised by the quality.
much better than I expected but trying to put them on in the right weird position is very stupid.
and the engrish on the box and manual

I just received my second order from AE and my mobile is missing from the shipping info again, although it's shown on the AE shipping details.
Any idea what might be causing this, the number is important because my local post office keep losing shit and mistaking addresses

>>61372919
>Any idea what might be causing this
Chink Laziness?

>>61372940
kek,
I mean it's fucking there
they fill everything and they get lazy enough to fill 8 fucking digits

>>61372970
Maybe whatever software they use to print the labels doesn't account for phone numbers?

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Recommend me a smartphone /csg/ i've read the wiki but can't really choose because I know fuck all about technical specifications.

I will use it for browsing 5chen, social network apps, whatsapp, viewing videos, playing music on spotify. No gayms. I don't really care about camera. Also I'm not rich so I'm looking for good quality/price ratio.

thank you

>last two chink packages required my signature and I was not at home
>the next post office is 25 min away
wtf what good is chink shit if I waste about one hour for every package?
Do only specific carriers do this? This was not the case for my first few packages.

>>61373090
Zuk Z2 or Honor 8.

Disregard anyone who suggests you a Xiaomi.

>>61373090
Redmi Note 4 Global

Disregard this guy, he's a paid shill
>>61373135

>>61369119
I love you.

I just ordered the Baoer 801 and the cartridges.

Thanks anon.

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>>61373092
I guess so. I received a package shipped through postnl today delivered by the local postage service. The latest tracking update is from another town which it shouldn't have to go through from yesterday saying that the address is wrong.
It was sitting on a bike in a shared unlocked entrance thing. The mail man didn't even ring the bell. I'm pretty sure the package requires a signature and there's nothing wrong with the address. I'm pretty sure they're not allowed to just leave packages out even if they don't require a signature. Wondering if I should get the mail man one step closer to getting fired or not.

>>61373090
Ignore the paid Xiaoshill @61373164.

Don't take my word for it. go and see what actual people with this phone say.

>my redmi note 4 is dead
https://archive.is/hvAAa

Redmi Note 4 dead/stuck pixel
https://archive.is/CFxSo

Problems with bootlooping Redmi Note 4
https://archive.is/sYRHN

Xiaomi Redmi Note 4 Wifi Issues
https://archive.is/TEQ7Q

Redmi Note 4 Mic Issues
https://archive.is/v6QJS

etc. etc.

Xiaomi has the worst QA in the industry. it's why their phones are so cheap. go to the MiUi forums and you'll see a thousand more issues with this buggy mess.

Your money though, your loss.

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>>61373298
Meanwhile ZUK phones actually explode

>>61372342
Gifts are generally only allowed between close family and friends in most countries. If the shipper is a company then the shipment usually can't be considered a gift. Customs fraud / tax evasion are federal offenses and something else the courier will get nailed for if they are complicit in allowing it. National post is usually exempt from consequences so you can get away with all kinds of shit with regular mail.

>>61373440
>Amazon.in
>Pajeet poos on phone
>Phone commits sudoku

>>61373470
So they claimed truth. I think they still lied about the price because DHL has no easy way to know whether they put the real price.

Can I get a recommendation on wireless headphones sans any coupling wires.

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>>61373440
>>61373493
Meanwhile Xiaoshit phones actually explode more.

>>61373507
They can usually guess well enough. Many chinks are retarded enough to put prices like $0.01 or $0.10 on the envelope. Even 90% of all chink shit doesn't sell for so little with shipping.

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Holy shit that is a big box

>>61373552
For you.

Ordered that xiaomi powerbank from tomtop, did i get chinked? The site looks kinda shady and has lots of shit reviews. I can get a refund easily because of paypal but still.

>>61373573
>I can get a refund easily because of paypal
Oh boy, are you going to be in for a surprise.

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>>61373564
lel

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>>61373597
absolutely worth it

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>>61368764
Can anyone please verify if this is worth it or it'S just fake shit?

http://m.ebay.com/itm/SHURE-Sound-Isolating-Earphones-SE215-Clear-Black-/282475816510

>>61373507
They can't really know, but customs might stop and look at a shipment and decide it's bullshit, then adjust the value. In most countries the courier will be required to maintain a customs office in all their major hubs so border control can keep agents on site for inspections.

>>61373636
There are fakes floating around. I wouldn't risk it.

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>>61373581
>mfw I returned some stuff and paypal paid the return shipping which was €25 in a couple of days
Thank you based jews.

>>61373636
Why would you buy those even if they were legit?

>>61373702
what are some other options?

What's the verdict on the ZS5?

They are on sale for around 18€ on GayBest.

Is there a website were I can buy blood from Chinese kids?

>>61373949

A+

>>61373852
Something chinky.

What's the best site to buy microsd sockets? I only wanna buy 10-20.

>>61374009
Aliexpress, probably.

>>61373949
ZST is better

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Would threatening to open a credit card claim because of Gearbest being chinks and installing custom malware rom without posibility to upgrade miui wich has turned into a useless phone due to the Mic issue on Redmeme3 relatd to software?

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>>61374156

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>>61374156

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>>61374156

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>>61372109
>>61372156
>>61372231
>>61372370
>>61372532

T200 are 4.1mm, T400 are 4.9mm. ZS3 are 5mm, but the casing is very smooth and without that rim that stops the eartip to come off (I remember a faggot spergng that ZS3s are bad because his foam eartips almost got stuck in his ears when he got them off, kek).
So, I suggest getting a T200 pair, in a large size (because with foam you also want maximum isolation).

>have crazy dream about table tennis
>first thing I do when I wake up is open Ali if they have some good cheap blades and rubber
It's over lads. Chinks got me by the balls

has csg ever done a secret santa? I'd be up for it

>>61374988
we tried once but no wishlist function on ali

I'm new to all this chink shopping.
http://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_649867.html
Does discontinued mean it's never going to get re-stocked?

So chinks confirmed they declared lower price than the one I paid. So if DHL wants me to confirm the details of my package do I also lie about the value or do I tell them the truth? Can I be prosecuted for a few measly dollars? Or will I at most face a small fine if I'm discovered?

>>61375103
>Does discontinued mean it's never going to get re-stocked?
It's goybest, your guess is as good as ours.

infographic.pdf updated WHEN?

>>61375171
>So if DHL wants me to confirm the details of my package
They'll want to see the bill for that order.

>>61375189
Fuck

>>61375171
this is the point where you have to decide if you want to commit a serious crime and forge documents to dodge paying fees

Why the fuck do people buy this toothpick crossbow?
Do you have any practical use for it?
What do you plan to with it? Shoot birds or something?

>>61375290
projectile weapons with relatively low potential to causing serious injury are very fun while consuming alcohol

>>61375343
this, i love my shitty airsoft gun for this

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>>61375290
Why do people do anything?

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Does Singapoop Post tracking stop once the shipment has left China?

I finished this daily delight event but I didn't get jack shit.
Were any of you able to make it work?

>DHL wants 20USD for taking care of customs
wew lad

Could anyone help me to find an adapter to make earphones with mic work on a PC that looks legit and inexpensive?

Something like these cables that have 2 in-jacks and 1 male with 3 rings but opposite.

Can I check the QR codes on my Xiaomeme stuff somewhere? I want to know if my chink prong plug is the real deal.

>>61375700
Self-clear with customs then.

>>61374156
Anime

>>61375812
I can't

>>61375700
And 25USD for storing item more than 3 days and then 6USD more for every additional day.
Fuck me I was on a trip for almost two weeks, couldn't contact them.
Right now what they want almost equals the price of the cheapass smartphone. I guess I'll have them return it to China and hope I will get at least some of the money out of Chinks.
Then again even if I don't get anything out of Chinks, DHL's bullshit made me too angry to deal with those Jews.

tl;dr
Don't be an idiot like me anons, don't use DHL

>>61375171
i did it once but you need a fake invois for it, the chink send me one to pay pal.

>>61371857
That sticker is put on packages going to citizens who are property of the fascist union that are coming in from outside it's borders. The articles in question refer to the free flow of goods within the fascist union and these do not apply to packages coming from outside. It's basically a notice to your local customs that they can take your package hostage and demand a ransom for it.

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>>61375837
>Don't be an idiot like me anons, don't use DHL
German here, I always use chink post. Fuck DHL.

>>61375874
Vor allem die Packstationen sollen sich ficken!!

>>61375726
http://s.aliexpress.com/b2EvQvmY

Is ibuygou.com any good?
Is their EU warranty as shitty as ali's [your country] warranty (i.e. even slower than normal china warranty)?
You have to pay them additionally to even get a warranty in case of a lost package and they seem pretty shady in general, but tax warranty does seem nice.
Anybody has experience how they handle fringe cases? Please no useless shit like
>I bought from them and had no problems
I'm interested in how easy it's to dispute, return, how good the warranty is, etc.

Where can I get customized T-shirts online for relatively cheap?
Some of the ones on AliExpress seem ridiculously cheap.

>>61376228
Expensive** is what I meant.

>>61376193
That's a bit expensive for a cable and 3 jacks, is no active adapter required if I want to just plug it into my realtec desktop or a chink usb sound card?

Dubs tells me what to buy.

>>61376423
Cancer dragon dildo

>>61376423
T400 ear tips

>>61376423
mangos

>>61376423
mangosteen seeds

should i buy those 5€ spinfit ear tips? expensive for a pair but i guess the spinning will make them more comfy

>>61363349
>processing time limits
It changes depending on shipping method.

>>61376531
the t400 foam are better imo

also way cheaper than 5 euros a pair

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>Wake up
>Find package in mailbox

Is this the best feeling ever?

>>61376423
vita gamecard2sd pcbs
schematics here:
https://github.com/xyzz/gamecard-microsd

>>61376221
Also, is 'EU packet' actually sent from EU?

>>61376567
what time is it?
I get depressed if I sleep past 13:00

>>61376653
14:15

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>>61376669
Forgot pic

>>61376669
>>61376680
then it's not the best feeling ever

>>61376423
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/16-9Inch-Sex-Toy-Penis-Cyberskin-Super-Huge-Big-Dildo-Horse-Dildo-Realistic-TPR-Penis-Erotic/32680509750.html

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>>61376567
No, it's absolutely not.

> order case for Redmeme 4 Prime
> nieces phone breaks, gave it to her a week ago
> today the new red case arrived in the mail

Just feels silly, doesn't feel good at all.

>>61371347
Where now?

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>>61368796
>>61376797
Anywhere on aliexpress? 700x300 and 500x500 and similar sized custom print mousepads are sold in a bunch of stores for around $10. It's not hard to find.

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>>61376788
Poor thing

>>61376680
Quick review:
It includes a CD (what year is this again?), endoscope and 2 things which i have no idea what they are for.
Quality is, surprisingly, not that bad.
Resolution is 640*480.
It works on windows, loonix and android, no idea about iPhone or macOS.

>>61376423
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Durable-EDC-Gear-Stainless-Steel-Keychain-Survive-Screwdriver-Travel-Pocket-Utility-Tool/32791325729.html

>>61373629
I have that set.
Skip all the songs/poems and its not a bad read. Never finished it though

>>61376551
That's interesting. Thanks!

>>61368764
>>61377283

Any thoughts on Xiaomi TVs and livestyle devices???

>>61375550
Yeah. Got it twice, but missed one day this week. I let my coupons expire though...

>>61373636
>Muh audiophiles
Ayyyy

>>61376423
dildo to parents' house

>>61377708
rolling for this

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What idiot chink thought this was a good idea for a lighter?

>>61376423
Xiaomi Bicycle. Then ride it and take a pic.

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What's the difference between the Motorspeed CK104 Inflictor keyboard and the CK888 Keyboard?

I've been looking around, but found nothing. And they look exactly the same, though I know there must be a difference. They wouldn't sell the same keyboard at basically the same price AND with a mouse.

>>61377862
i do think it's jus the combo. i have the k104 and i can't see a difference on the pic

>>61377790
that's fucking hilarious
link

>>61377920
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-Electronic-Windproof-Zinc-Alloy-Lighter-USB-Rechargeable-Flameless-Electric-Arc-Cigar-Cigarette-Lighter/32815340971.html

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Got myself a new case

>>61376423
Xiaomi Ricecooker, then try to cook steak with it.

what are the best items under 1$ to get from AE

>>61378201
They got rice cookers too?!

>>61378020
Silicone or PET?
Is it even usable, as it wants to fit on everything?

>>61378237
Autism spinners

do we really need the slur in the title?

oh boy

>>61378237
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Solar-Power-Car-Mini-Toy-Robot-Auto-Racer-Educational-Gadget-Children-Kid-s-Toys-P1/32800697692.html

>>61377708
roll

>>61378237
>what are the best items under 1$ to get from AE

100 blowjobs from your mom

>>61378329
Link?

>>61373852
Tennmak Pro, they're better in everyway exceot build of course

>>61377862
CK104 can set the lighting to any colour you want
CK888 is a fixes RGB rainbow

Best toolset to order from alie?

Something to work on a car and basic shit.

>>61378277
xioami means little rice or something like that, having a ricecooker is just natural

>>61378474
harbor freight is basically a chink warehouse. Just visit one and get what you need

Im building a small business, what should i sell /g/? ive been thinking retro shit and headphones, but what else? nothing too expensive.

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some stuff i got today in my mailbox. cutoff at the top since i keep a messy desk.
didn't realize it was 10pcs of dice per item, wouldn't have ordered two had i seen that.

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>>61378743
oh yeah almost forgot, got this pleather earphone case too. rock zircons inside

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>>61378603
Everything audiophiles want. They're almost as dumb as mactards, have almost as much money to spend on overpriced garbage but your business won't be crushed by depending on the goodwill of a single mega corp that will take all your profits.

Any suggestions for some smartlights that aren't expensive. Trying to be a fat fuck in bed but keep having to get out to control the lights

>>61378811
That's what i was thinking but they are hard to find.
I was thinking of millenial related shit, like selfie sticks, spinners and retard shit like that, but idk how well they are actually sold.

>>61378743
just realized that i've been chinked. the soldering iron has what i assume is the EU plug.
thinking i messed up the order, and now checking back on it, i did in fact order the US plug.
guess it's time to shoot a complaint over to them.

>>61378986
>retard shit like that, but idk how well they are actually sold
Maybe check some hipster forums, youtube channels, and reddit. See what they talk about and what's in demand. That's what I would try.

>>61375837
That's fucking hilarious. On their maple site you can do everything online and they'll hold your shit for weeks without holding fees.
Also you can self clear at your local customs office and give them the shipping manifest stamped by customs. They can't do shit to stop you.

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Got my oral cancer utensils today for $3 CAD. Waiting on a lead tester before using. Looks like someone already ate something with the knife at the factory though.

>>61379154
Ouch. Yeah probably can't just use an adapter either since those tend to use linear transformers or resistive circuits tailored to that input voltage.

>>61379402
yeah don't know much about that so i figured i'd be better off not just buying an adapter from amazon or something.
sent them a message with a picture first before opening a dispute, will see how it turns out.

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>>61378277
>They got rice cookers too?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-U2qGrVqNY

http://www.gizchina.com/2016/08/02/list-heres-stuff-xiaomi-make/

Xiaomi is life.

Can we just rename chink shit general to earbud general fuck you people and your 2 dollar plastic shit and post something interesting.

>>61379468
RUDE
best you bitched about the sharks and the monkeys too

>>61379468
>2 dollar plastic shit and post something interesting.
Embrace Xiaomi. Communism loves you, Poohjat S/O Valishivavishnu Thumbee!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjehCZ-v1KQ

>>61379534
I own most of that stuff.

Dubs decides what i order to my parent's house
No more than $5

>>61379553
Good goi!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5O2ZVoDHvQ

Not /g/ but Do you even have bags?

>>61376423
Gutter oil mousepad.

>>61379627
No i dont need a bag thanks but they do look good.

>>61379378
Update: dispute is in progress. didnt even get to the lead test. It failed to pass the scratch test (stainless shouldn't scratch easily)

I tested it with the magnetometer on my phone and did not detect a magnetic field. However I was able to succesfully magnetize it, which is a sign that it is probably something toxic like aluminum.

Tl;dr if you're not trying to assassinate someone, don't buy any metal ware or cook ware from china

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>>61379378
>>61379767
wew

>>61376423
dragon dildo

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>>61379468
if you don't like it post something else to talk about then senpai

>>61379466
>Using your rice cooker as a fryer

I've been doing it wrong for fucking years

>>61379624
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2017-New-arrived-Bluetooth-connect-make-a-music-ABS-Popular-Three-Corner-EDC-hand-Spinner-ABS/32815167999.html

>>61376423
Most ordered ona

>>61376423
>>61379624
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/MOSU/32474930919.html?

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>>61376423
https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/Rocketek-Smart-Card-Reader-DOD-Military-USB-Smart-Card-Reader-CAC-Common-Access-Card-Reader-Writer/2066133_32621771409.html
give your CC details directly to the chinks

>>61376423
Some chink sextoy

>>61376423
largest dildo you can find

>>61379624
I got nothing from xiaomi except a usb cable.

>>61380133
>33
Weeee lad!!!

>>61376423
http://www.gearbest.com/pen-pencils/pp_638390.html

A pen and then a pineapple.

>>61369668
How cheap? Link?

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>>61379767
>aluminum is magnetic

>>61379624
see >>61379378

>>61376423

>>61380133
>>61380200
Dubs have spoken senpai
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Soft-500mm-Sex-Products-Double-Dildo-Flexible-Soft-Vagina-and-Anal-Women-Gay-Double-Female-Masturbation/32802450887.html

NEW THREAD
>>61380787
>>61380787
>>61380787

>>61379624
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Whopper-Flesh-Color-Waterproof-Realistic-Dildos-Sucker-Dick-for-Women-Erotic-Sex-Toys-Simulation-Male-Penis/32768114970.htm